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2010

19

Apr

Christina Hendricks Tits Do Esquire of the Day

I don’t watch Mad Men, but apparently it is a big deal…but probably not as big of a deal as Christina Hendricks’ tits because they are the only reason I know the show…which I guess brings up the question of why it took her until the age of 34 to break out, because locigally she has had her tits since she was 18, and her tits are the only reason people care about her, but that question is far too deep for the intelligence of my one reader, so I’ll just keep wondering it for myself, you’ve let me down again….

Posted in:Christina Hendricks|Esquire|Tits

2010

19

Apr

Kim Kardashian Jacks Her Pants Up Her Fat Ass of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian in Australia pulling her jeans up her ass, because I guess after a long flight of not getting fucked, she likes to feel something rub up between her ass cheeks, because that’s what whores who can’t control their urges do, or maybe she’s just wearing pants that are too small for her, because like most fat girls, she can’t accept the fact that she’s one size bigger that what she wants to admit she is, and the jacking the pants up her ass, is her way of keeping her ass contained and from spilling out of the shit, and no matter what the reason for this is, she’s still a worthless, lying, bullshit artist bitch who the world forgets let black dudes piss on her in a video that gave her this career, and the craziest thing in all this is that people think she’s hot, despite what her face looks like and the whole thing makes no sense to me.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian|Wedgie

2010

19

Apr

Sophie Turner in her Bikini of the Day

I still haven’t figured out who Sophie Turner is, other than the bitch who tried to sue me through her Publicist for calling her a pornstar because she did everything in her power to make us all think she was a pornstar, and by us all, I mean me and the other guy who have ever heard of this bitch. I figure she’s good enough for me to notice since bitch is in a bikini and no bitch in a bikini is too low level for me to notice….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Sophie Turner

2010

19

Apr

Chloe Bridges Shows Off Her Body of the Day

Her name is Chloe Bridges. I’ve never heard of her but she’s some teen star of low level movies you’ve probably never heard of. She’s over 18 and I’m posting the shit because clearly she’s trying to slut things up in her tight dress, showing off her ass, and blowjob lips in efforts to get noticed, like some low level Angelina Jolie / Megan Fox wannabe who accidentally went to Octomom’s plastic surgeon before getting hit by a fuckin’ bus, but I’d still fuck her and really that’s all that matters to me, because at 18 or 19 years old, you can be a fucking overweight hermaphrodite with bad skin, bad teeth, bad hygiene and I’d see past that shit cuz youth is something only people forced to fuck 40 year olds can really appreciate…the pussy you wouldn’t fuck when you were their age seems like prized pussy the second your 20 years older than them….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Body|Chloe Bridges

2010

19

Apr

Gameshow Host of the Day

I love old Game Shows. I like how the hosts are usually drunken perverts. It adds a little more flavor to TV than what we’re stuck with today. Now, I’m not sure what the fuck is going on in this video or whether this clip is old or new, but I do know the whole thing is creepy, awkward and fucking amazing….I wonder where Fergie Olver is today and whether he ever got to have sex with one of these 10 year olds who really wanted to win like he always wanted….or maybe this is just how people treated kids before we were scared to talk to them because people are so fucking uptight now and who knows what is deemed appropriate or not…

Posted in:Gameshow Host|Pedophile

2010

19

Apr

Ashley Tisdale is Still Ugly, Even When Half Naked of the Day

I do this thing called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch, because I saw her winning the hottest actress of the year in some Teen Choice award a few years ago, and the smile on her face, made me really believe she thought she was actually hot…I thought maybe it had something to do with her nosejob, or the fact that she works out, or that people keep giving her positive reinforcement and the whole thing made me mad enough to start a campaign against her, so people everywhere know she doesn’t have it going on….and even when she’s half naked in a sports bra and when when you put Ashley Tisdale next to a fat ass, she still looks like shit, throwing away the urban legend that hanging with people uglier than you makes you look better, when really all it does is just make you look like a group of ugly people who are forced to stick together cuz no one likes ugly people…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Sports Bra|Ugly Watch

2010

19

Apr

Heather Graham Lesbian Tits in Boogie Woogie of the Day

Here is a clip from some movie called Boogie Woogie where Heather Graham gets topless and plays a lesbian with some twat named Jaime Winstone, not to be confused with the movie Boogie Nights where she gets topless with Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch…..I guess she’s a one trick pony, but when a bitch has tits like this and her trick involves showing them off, it’s a hell of a lot better trick than anything I can do…

Posted in:Heather Graham|Lesbian|Tits

2010

19

Apr

Anna Paquin is a Hangin’ Dyke Nipples of the Day

I’m not in the KKK but if I was this would not be my idea of a hanging homosexual worth jerking off to…not that these are pictures worth jerking off to…if anything they just explain why Anna Paquin has taking the turn to lesbian because she’s butch, ugly and probably has a penis….

My internet I am stealing is running like shit. I’m tempted to go bitch out my neighbor and tell him to call tech support, but motherfucker will know I’m a theif and I can’t have that tarnishing my stellar reputation in the building, thanks to the time I passed out in the laundry room pantsless with my dick in some ladies panties…something Anna Paquin and her nipples can probably understand….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Anna Paquin|Lesbian|Nipples

2010

19

Apr

Amy Winehouse and Her Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

Last fall Amy Winehouse got breast implants as a distraction to what must have been a drug overdose. It was one of those those hopsitalized for actually dying on their bathroom floor for 8 minutes before paramedics revived her and her people had to come up with a reason for the hospitalization so they went with implants, since implants are socially acceptable, and since her people thought she should stack the fuck up since Amy Winehouse had lost her natural big tits to addiction and malnourishment thanks to drugs, and in trying to spin this into something realistic and not damaging to her image that I think is already so damaged they nickname it Haiti, they actually had to follow through and get her fake tits, and here are the pictures of the commitment she has to her cause…..

And here are her jacked up tits in a different outfit, because despite having the most rancid pussy around, bitch is still a bitch and likes to change her clothes sometimes, but don’t let that fool you into thinking she is hygienic and doesn’t smell, cuz she worked so hard at giving up on herself that I’m sure she wouldn’t want us to think she’s cleanin’ up…and I’d still love to rub her crust all over me genitals….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Tits

2010

19

Apr

Annalynne McCord’s Bottom Feeding Bikini Cry for Attention of the Day

Here is some serious bottom feeding, trying to stay in the public eye, trying to stay relevant by having assholes like me post the picture, staged bikini bullshit….

Annalynne McCord and her sister, Angel McCord are two people who had too much positive reinforcement growing up. So much that they felt that they were bigger, more important and hotter than they actually were, and somehow one of them scammed a producer to give her a gig on their show, what I assume will be her last gig in entertainment, and I am sure the twat is feeling the burn, as she pulls a Heidi Montag while trying to hold the fuck on.

The whole thing would be a lot more annoying if the rest of the world didn’t agree with me while laughing at these pictures with their dick in your hand because sometimes jerking off to a piece of trash bottom feeding celebrity in a bikini is awkward yet enjoyable….even if the bitch is disgusting…because the fall from fame into obscurity is a lot more entertaining than watching some delusional bitch think she’s at the top of the world….

Here are some pictures of her useless sister in heels at the beach cuz she’s trash….

Part of me hates that they are loving every second of this, but the fact that they look like idiots almost makes up for it.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Bikini