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Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2010

Mar

Selena Gomez in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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I don’t really know what all the rage about Selena Gomez is, but then again, I’m not 12 and I’m pretty out of touch, but I do know that if I was 12, I would just think of her as a second rate, maybe even retarded looking version of a Venessa Hudgens, only she doesn’t get naked, yet…but this selection in shirts is probably a good preview of what’s to come, because you know as people get older and more irrelevant, they have no problem leaving exposing their vaginas in order to get any attention to have just a taste of what they once had…and here she is in her see through shirt…next time let’s just hope she loses the bra…cuz retarded looking girls with a lot of money nipple is better than no nipple….True Story…seriously…if you don’t believe me…google that shit…you’ll see I’m right.

Pics via Fame

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2010

Mar

Elizabeth Hurley with Some Bitches in a Bikini of the Day

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There’s something sketchy about about a bitch peddling product she hires bitches to wear so that she doesn’t have to put it on…It makes the consumer think, if she doesn’t wear it and goes so far to hire a motherfucker to wear it for her, there must be something wrong with it….maybe her bikini line causes rashes, or maybe it causes yeast infection, or maybe it causes skin cancer, fuck I don’t know, that’s gotta be the only reason why she wouldn’t slip into the shit, when she knows all people care about when they buy her bikini line is seeing her wear her bikini line, otherwise people would buy the non-Elizabeth Hurley bikini line….

I mean unless she’s just self conscious of her old, tired, saggy, sloppy, disgusting body that was once prime and loved by everyone, and if that’s the case, she has no business using her name to market the shit…cuz a twat who avoids bikinis isn’t really a relevant expert on bikinis no matter how hard she rocked them in the 90s….

Either way, the whole thing is very upsetting and confusing, but at least the bitches in the bikinis with her are worth lookin’ at….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Bikini Bitches|Elizabeth Hurley

2010

Mar

Katy Perry Shows Off her Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Legally I’m not allowed to post the pictures of Katy Perry’s tits in a red bikini, not because Katy Perry annoys me so much that I’ve showed up at her house every day until she issued a restraining order, but because the paparazzi agency who was paid or who paid to get the rights to take these pics don’t like me because I offend the celebrities they pay to take exclusive pictures of and they don’t want to lose their business model…..

Look, I get the whole “her tits are amazing” thign, and part of me can appreciate that about her, but I can’t forget that she is Katy Perry or that she is ugly as fuck, she shouldn’t be allowed out of the house without movie make-up or a mask on but she should be forced to always wear a bikini top because after staring at this for a few minutes…I realize she’s not so bad…Don’t get me wrong, I still hate her…and I still have hope that her and her annoying boyfriend Russell Brand are involved in a horrible plane crash on the way home. I feel like God’s been too good to them and needs to take it back.

Not that you’re reading this you perverts…you’ve already clicked the link to see the rest of the pics…

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Posted in:Bikini|Katy Perry|Tits

2010

Mar

Parents Watching Porn with Kids News of the Day

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Texas has a funny law that reads “Minors are allowed to watch porn if an adult is present” and now some woman is trying to ruin our parental right to teach our daughters how to keep their man happy.

Seriously, porn is part of mainstream media and the sooner kids get up on how to fuck, the better off they are in future….fucking is a hell of a lot more beneficial to their future than Spongebob Squarepants bullshit….

Even Folgers commercials remind us that dad’s like training their daughters proper so that they know what they are passing off to their future husbands, I mean really, what else would the bitch be out all night after someone “propsed” to her…and what do you think daddy was referencing when he said “Todd’s a Lucky Man”….whore….The good news in all this is that I’m not a parent.

Posted in:Parenting|Porn

2010

Mar

Jessica Szohr Bikini Top for OP of the Day

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I thought this Jessica Szohr chick was on 90210 so I have been avoiding her as I want that shit to go bankrupt faster than it took some idiot exec to come up with the idea of “hey, let’s do a modern version of 90210 and keep some of the same characters, since it worked in Canada with Degrassi, hell let’s even hire one of the girls from Degrassi”.

I find bottom-feeding ideas, and bottom-feeding shows, lure in bottom-feeding actors like Annalynne McCord who reminds us of that daily and I like to avoid promoting them….

But today I took the time to google this Jessica Szohr bitch, mainly because I pronounce her name as Jessica SORE, which is possibly hot, you know like a sore pussy from getting fucked hard, but reminds me more of a sore on her pussy from getting fucked hard by dirty cock….and it turns out she’s actually on Gossip Girl….

I don’t know how I’m going to forgive myself for making that mistake, but in my defense, up until a month ago, I thought Gossip Girl and 90210 were the same show, and so did the execs who created them….

Either way, she did a campaign for Ocean Pacific, a line that’s gone Walmart in Canada since it’s revival from it’s 80s surfing prime…but she’s in a bikini top and showing off her young looking body hard enough to make me ignore how bad this photoshoot is, but more importantly how bad her nose looks in them….

See bikini tops are good enough for me…I’m easy…and I’m pretty sure she is too…that’s the only way to make it in Hollywood…remember that aspiring actresses I meet in bars who I tell I’m a producer who can make them famous….

Posted in:Bikini Top|Jessica Szohr

2010

Mar

Jesse James and the Genius Career Move of the Day

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Last time I checked – most of Hollywood are Jews and Jews really don’t ever find Nazi jokes funny. Even the disconnected self-hating Jews have issues dressing up and dancing around the room like they were Hitler or even laughing at the guy they gave a TV show doing the shit under any context even if it’s a party game, except maybe if it was a movie where Hilter is just being represented for historical reasonso….So I can assume this is career suicide in terms of his TV career….

Last time I checked – most divorce Lawyers are Jews and Jews don’t really like representing Nazis, but I guess since Lawyers are a different breed of human who understand a high profile case that will lead to more business whether the client is a Nazi, a murderer, a child rapist or not….

See, I am not affected by this shit, but even I know it’s a stupid fucking joke. Sure, he wasn’t affected by WWII and it’s a funny taboo thing to joke about when you have no skill at making jokes, especially amongst your hardcore tattooed up punk rock friends…the same friends who were skinheads in the 80s and who haven’t dropped the “Fuck the World” attitude….. He’s not Jewish, so he doesn’t really give a fuck about offending his grandmother who is a survivor and I am sure it wasn’t even his intention…he was probably just mocking Hitler cuz someone had the hat lying around not thinking a picture would ever be taken or released. Just a stupid decision….

I’m just waiting for the Sandra Bullock Nazi photos to surface cuz you know when these two first met she was trying to suck up to him and fit in with him any way she could….I would love for it to hit so people realize what their American Sweetheart really is…a Nazi fucking cunt….cuz I am tired of everyone falling into her marketing trap…there is no way she’s this nice, all american girl you see in the movies…we don’t know her…we see what they want us to see…

Either way, dude is an idiot who doesn’t know how to cover his ass. He made himself look bad last week and now he’s made himself look real bad…and this is career suicide at its best….

Posted in:Jesse James|Nazi

2010

Mar

Georgia May Jagger is the Body of Hudson Jeans of the Day

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For those of you who used to excited watching Mick Jagger’s lips on the mic, not because you were a huge fan of his music, but because you loved how good his lips would be for sucking dick, but didn’t want to tell anyone, because despite being very tainty and flamboyant, Mick Jagger is still a dude….

Well his daughter with Jerry Hall, Georgia May Jagger, seems to have inherited the lips you’ve dreamt were on a girl and like all full lipped girls I am hooked…I don’t even care how fat, ugly, awkward looking a bitch is, if her lips are jacked, I’m ready to react in a dirty way…

Just yesterday I was stuck behind this pig of a woman at a coffee shop and I was looking at her wondering how a woman can end up that sloppy as she ordered her piece of cake and hot chocolate with extra whipped cream, then she turned around and I saw her face and her lips were as fat as her disgusting ass and I was in love….not that it matters…..

Either way, she’s another celebrity daughter who has decided to use her famous parents as leverage to become a “model” cuz being a model is apparently the best job in the world cuz you get paid large amounts of money for doing nothing….and it’s easy to get work cuz all the fashion designers book famous kids cuz it’s affordable and makes them feel as high profile as booking the actual famous people…and none of that matters…what does matter is she’s half naked.

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Posted in:Georgia May Jagger|Half Naked|Model

2010

Mar

Amputee Story of the Day

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Here’s a beautiful story about a man who lives off his quad-amputee girlfriend’s disability check. He finally got fed up when bitch rolled her quad-amputee ass in front of his TV when he was trying to watch his stories…so he did what he had to do and threw her out of her chair to fend for her fucking self for a change….

I guess she doesn’t understand that she’s already enough of a fucking burden with all inability to get shit done, or give handjobs, cuz bitch doesn’t have any arms or legs…but she makes up for it when dude gets to use her like a living and breathing pocket pussy….

Either way, she had it coming for being crippled and should just be happy a guy gives her the time of day even if he’s just using you for her 1/2 body and disability checks…Take what you can get…Beggars can’t be choosers, I guess they don’t teach you that in handicap school.

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2010

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Reminds Us That Fat Chicks Like Their Shoes of the Day

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There is a study that fatter girls are hooked on buying shoes because it is the one thing on their body that doesn’t change sizes. It’s like if bitch is a size 7 in high school, she’s usually gonna be a size 7 in her 40s, even if her pantsize has gone from a size 0 to a “I wear elastic waistband pants I buy at the fat chick store cuz they don’t make shit in my size anymore”, like my wife. So they go shopping for shoes cuz other than eating buffets, it is the only way they feel good about themselves when shopping and here are some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt showing off her shoes, the only thing she’s got left, you know now that she’s on her way back to obesity.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ankles|Fat|Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

Mar

Britney Spears and Her New Hot Look of the Day

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There are some pictures of Britney Spears last week that I didn’t bother posting because following Britney Spears is not one of my many hobbies, plus I’ve been pre-occupied trying to get my Asian grocer to agree to working on my new project, where we pay random homeless people to shit on his chest, something that I am telling him will be the next big thing but is really for my own personal “Shits and Giggles”, but this new look, with the glasses and the bra that makes me forget her tits hang to the fuckin’ ground like a fat chick who just got her stomach stapled and dropped 140 pounds….So if she kept up this naughty nerd hiding behind her glasses, I’m sure a lot more of us could start masturbating to her again…you know it’s almost good enough for us to forget all the damage she’s done to her pussy and how crazy she is, cuz everyone knows nerdy girls can’t be crazy, they’re too busy studying….see Britney, it’s already working on me.

Pics via Fame

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