2010
19
Apr
Here is a clip from some movie called Boogie Woogie where Heather Graham gets topless and plays a lesbian with some twat named Jaime Winstone, not to be confused with the movie Boogie Nights where she gets topless with Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch…..I guess she’s a one trick pony, but when a bitch has tits like this and her trick involves showing them off, it’s a hell of a lot better trick than anything I can do…
Posted in:Heather Graham|Lesbian|Tits
2010
19
Apr
I’m not in the KKK but if I was this would not be my idea of a hanging homosexual worth jerking off to…not that these are pictures worth jerking off to…if anything they just explain why Anna Paquin has taking the turn to lesbian because she’s butch, ugly and probably has a penis….
My internet I am stealing is running like shit. I’m tempted to go bitch out my neighbor and tell him to call tech support, but motherfucker will know I’m a theif and I can’t have that tarnishing my stellar reputation in the building, thanks to the time I passed out in the laundry room pantsless with my dick in some ladies panties…something Anna Paquin and her nipples can probably understand….
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Anna Paquin|Lesbian|Nipples
2010
19
Apr
Last fall Amy Winehouse got breast implants as a distraction to what must have been a drug overdose. It was one of those those hopsitalized for actually dying on their bathroom floor for 8 minutes before paramedics revived her and her people had to come up with a reason for the hospitalization so they went with implants, since implants are socially acceptable, and since her people thought she should stack the fuck up since Amy Winehouse had lost her natural big tits to addiction and malnourishment thanks to drugs, and in trying to spin this into something realistic and not damaging to her image that I think is already so damaged they nickname it Haiti, they actually had to follow through and get her fake tits, and here are the pictures of the commitment she has to her cause…..
And here are her jacked up tits in a different outfit, because despite having the most rancid pussy around, bitch is still a bitch and likes to change her clothes sometimes, but don’t let that fool you into thinking she is hygienic and doesn’t smell, cuz she worked so hard at giving up on herself that I’m sure she wouldn’t want us to think she’s cleanin’ up…and I’d still love to rub her crust all over me genitals….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Tits
2010
19
Apr
Here is some serious bottom feeding, trying to stay in the public eye, trying to stay relevant by having assholes like me post the picture, staged bikini bullshit….
Annalynne McCord and her sister, Angel McCord are two people who had too much positive reinforcement growing up. So much that they felt that they were bigger, more important and hotter than they actually were, and somehow one of them scammed a producer to give her a gig on their show, what I assume will be her last gig in entertainment, and I am sure the twat is feeling the burn, as she pulls a Heidi Montag while trying to hold the fuck on.
The whole thing would be a lot more annoying if the rest of the world didn’t agree with me while laughing at these pictures with their dick in your hand because sometimes jerking off to a piece of trash bottom feeding celebrity in a bikini is awkward yet enjoyable….even if the bitch is disgusting…because the fall from fame into obscurity is a lot more entertaining than watching some delusional bitch think she’s at the top of the world….
Here are some pictures of her useless sister in heels at the beach cuz she’s trash….
Part of me hates that they are loving every second of this, but the fact that they look like idiots almost makes up for it.
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Bikini
2010
16
Apr
It was raining, so I went out with my friend driving around intentionally splashing people. It was one of those asshole things that makes me feel better about my miserable life. Something I probably should have videotaped because it would have gone viral, as the majority of people are retards who would go crazy over that shit, but unlike most people, I just do that shit for my own pleasure, and figure it’s only a matter of time before there’s a youtube channel doing the shit that gets so popular dude gets his on show on some shitty cable channel in neeed of content cuz Kim Kardashian ate herself to death, Tila Tequila overdosed and Jennifer Love Hewitt was too busy filming Ghost Whisperer shit, and if they got the idea from this post, I hope I get a special thanks in the credits for helping launch your moron career that makes you rich, while I die in my own ketchup and mayo stained filth….It’s the weekend and this post has been uplifiting, let’s get drunk and convice girls to show us their tits with any force necessary…
Here are my steplinks….
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Does Adrianne Curry and Her Tit Implants Have Anything Else to Do Daily Then Playing Dress Up?
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This Video of Mike Rowe Reading Tiger Woods Text Messages Is Pretty Much The Best Thing Ever – VIDEO
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Willie Nelson is Smoking the Good Shit – VIDEO
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Ashley Dupre Is A Hot Expensive Whore
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Because It’s Friday, and You May as Well Pull One Out Proper
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Ashley Greene is Fucking Hot
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When Marriage Proposals Go Wrong
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2010 World Cup – RANKING THE WOMEN FROM EACH COUNTRY
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Ginger Spice Upskirt Throwback Anyone?
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Hacked By SATAN!
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Mariah Carey’s Tits Are Completely Out of Hand
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If You Had Your Choice, Which Slut Would You Pick
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Thank God Wino’s Still Got Her Tit Implants!
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The Lesbian Dildo Experiment
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Gulcan Kamps May Have a Stupid Name, But Her Tits and Ass Make Up For It
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Old Lady with an Old Gun FAIL
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Silvia Saint is a Little Devil
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Suelyn Medeiros Body is Out of Fucking Hand
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Micolas Cage is Going to Die More Crazy and More Broke Than I Am
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Rumer Willis is Gross But I ‘m Not One to Pass Up See Through and Pokies
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Ashley and Janessa Get It On
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Mmmmmmm Kate Beckinsale
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A Healthy Dose Of Ass Never Hurt Anyone
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Ashley Tisdale Tight Body
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lindsay Lohan May Just Deep Throat….
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Steven Seagal Also Sexually Harassed Jenny McCarthy
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Pussy Licking Lesbians in the Gym
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The Nakeds by Victoria Secret – VIDEO
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Phoebe Price Looks Like the Banana I’d Like to Shove Up Her Ass
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Alektra Blue Anyone?
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And More Candice Swanepoel
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Hahahahaha Christian Rap Homos – VIDEO
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Audrina Patridge’s Implants Are Fine By Me. Spencer Pratt, What’s Your Problem
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Some Vintage Lesbian Porn
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Aniston is Looking Bangable In Her New Perfume Ads
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Some Good Morning Puzzles For Your Son or Daughter to Start Their Day Off Right With
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Big Tits Working the Cam – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba Short Dress
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Soem Lezzies? Why Not – VIDEO
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I Dunno Who Lara Stone Is But SHe is Naked From Head to Toe
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Some Slutty Hipster Giving Sex Eyes Behind her Hipster Glassses.
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I need to know what this girl is wearing under her shirt/skirt
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
16
Apr
It amazes me how far this pig has gone. From naked in a sex tape, or as she likes to tell herself it, her first serious acting role in a period piece, where she had played the urinal in the negro bathroom back in slave country during the 50s….It was all in hopes of being as popular as her ex-BFF Paris Hilton and it landed her a TV show and she became a household name all because her fat ass distracted people from her ugly man face enough to remind people like me how retarded the world must be to make cunts like this money….and now she’s stripped down again in some magazine where she looks like shit, and pretends to embrace herself and love herself while tricking America into believing her, because you have a short attention span and if she says it today, you forget her entire history as a money making, bullshit smelling and bullshit colored, tacky piece of trash….but she’s naked and that’s probably all that matters for you…
Posted in:Bazaar|Kim Kardashian|Nude
2010
16
Apr
Anne Hathaway is a talent, if you consider making a decent set of tits as boring as humanly possible….unfortunately, that’s something I don’t consider a talent at all, but instead find disgraceful and disrespectful to her bra size….I figure we need rules in place that if anyone 34C and over buys a bra, they sign a contract that at least 50 percent of the time they leave their house, they show some fucking cleavage…not because I’m a frat jock typical “Bro” alpha make kind of guy…you know with my keg in the corner and my poster of tits on the wall like a fucking dufus retard who can’t get pussy but has his buddies to talk tit with, but because I’m a perver and like any dude, I like looking at tits, it gets me through life and makes me hate my wife less cuz it gives me that little taste I need, like a fix, so that I don’t fully hate her cuz I’m reminded there’s good in the world, even though I’m stuck with such shit….like my wife and Anne Hathaway hiding her tits….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Anne Hathaway|Tits
2010
16
Apr
Her name is Kim Zolciak. She’s on a TV show that wouldn’t be a TV show if there weren’t so many useless TV channels now that everyone’s got cable and the companies are trying to fill up time slots with serious low quality shit that doesn’t do shit for society but pollute it….and it’d be nice if they could instill laws against this kind of polluting llike they do when it comes to polluting other aspects of our life…you know like when I get a ticket for not picking up my dog’s shit, or in trouble for dumping my kitchen garbage out of my window, and how they make people with cars from the 70s get their exhaust pipes fixed and how they make us recycle and all that other bullshit…but for some reason, they can shove the garbage like Real Housewives of Bullshit about this pig’s life down our fucking throats like we care…doing nothing good for any of us…
It makes no fucking sense to me…it’s like you can’t put naked pussy on primetime but you can get away producing this shit…Hollywood is done. It doesn’t need an earthquake to sink it into the pacific, they suiciding themselves.
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:cleavage|Kim Zolciak|Tits
2010
16
Apr
This South African was getting paid 10,000 dollars a day when she was 16. She’s 21 now and probably makes a lot more than that now…and as much as I had encouraging hot girls and letting them thinking they are worth more than they actually are by paying them to stand around, that kind of money gives them a huge ego,
Cuz I know if she was just on the beach in South Africa with her friends, or in a bar, she would have been easy to bang, all it would take is a couple of spiked drinks, but now her security detail gets in the way of that….cuz she’s all fucking posh and shit…but at least she’s actually hot, cuz I get a lot angrier about this shit when the bitches with egos, thinking they are hot a great cuz the media tells them they are, when they are actually ugly and wouldn’t be worth fucking if I had standards….or if they weren’t the celebrities they have become…in a “I’d fuck her cuz she was in Precious” kinda thing….
Posted in:Bikini Model|Candice Swanepoel|South Africa
2010
16
Apr
Someone called me laughing about the Larry King divorce. They were telling me how at 75 he’s worth 150 million dollars and was caught buying his sister-in-law a 150,000 dollar car, and that got his wife investigating to find out that he was cheating on her, when anyone with half a brain can smell the bullshit on that story, cuz at 75 the only thing dude’s cheating on anyone with is with naps and maybe on food that’s not on his low sodium, low fat diet when no one is looking….Clearly, the reality is that bitch was getting her pussy stuffed by someone who isn’t a troll looking monster, cuz she’s been there long enough to cash the fuck in even though her original plan was for him to die off sooner than this, but she just can’t wait any longer or waste anymore of her life with him, it’s time to cash the fuck out, cuz at this rate Larry King may out live her….
They were spotted at their kid’s baseball game together yesterday….which is weird cuz I always thought you were supposed to kill your ex-wife’s off before the divorce settlement…
Here are some pictures of the guy she’s been reportedly banging….which makes perfect sense to me….cuz all these old rich man marrying cunts pull pussy on the side….cuz fucking 75 years olds, although hot to some, eventually gets you depressed no matter how much you’re whore cunt is getting paid…and dude’s clearly loving the attention…
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Divorce|Larry King
