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2010

16

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Gets Intimate with a Dog of the Day

I made the mistake of posting clips of the Amanda Seyfried sex scene with Julianne Moore yesterday because bitch pretty much blew up my fucking servers.

My site hardly works now and I got a bill from my host for 1000 dollars just for the fucking day, that I am not going to pay because I don’t make 1000 dollars off the site a month, let alone in a fucking day and even if I did make 1000 dollars a month, I’d rather spend that shit on booze than keeping the site alive, not that it matters….

So that means that after 6 fucking years of this bullshit, Amanda Seyfried officially brought down DrunkenStepfather.com. No one before he has had that power, not even when I was the first to post sex tapes, so I may have to close-up after all these years cuz of clips of this cunt.

I’d fucking sue the bitch if the clips weren’t stolen, which pretty much kills any case I might have had…..not to mention, I don’t have a lawyer or know how to reach her people, because if I did, I wouldn’t be typing this, I’d be trying to figure out a way to sneak into her house so that I could hide in her closet and watch her get down to business with her dog….like I need to see how hot and heavy they get together…because she’s one of those girls you see your friends throw their life away to marry, only in this case, she’s got actual sex appeal and isn’t just a mechanism for him to not feel like a lonely loser anymore….

Either way, here she is loving her dog….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Dog|Intimate

2010

16

Apr

Sports Spectator of the Day

This guy is amazing. He had a few drinks at a baseball game, realized baseball is boring as fuck and decided to make himself throw up all over an 11 year old girl for good times, but unfortunately her dad was an off-duty cop and dude ended up getting beat the fuck down…

I guess some people just don’t like seeing people have a good time. We call them rain on my paraders or fascist pigs….

Posted in:Sportsfan

2010

16

Apr

Tila Tequila Tits Bore Me of the Day

I have said all I really need to say about Tila Tequila. It is now at the point of me actually getting annoyed of the shit. Before, I thought it was okay to point and laugh at her in her demise, but she’s dragging this shit on and on and someone needs to just put her out of her fucking misery. The world gets it, she wants to get noticed, she wants attention, she wants to think the peak is yet to come and that she still matters and will always matter, but she doesn’t matter, and no one does care, except for the occasional pervert who likes mini asian people with huge fake tits….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Tila Tequila|Tits

2010

16

Apr

Dayton Ohio is the Happiest Place on Earth of the Day

Here’s the reason why Dayton Ohio is the happiest place on Earth:

A guy got shot at, him and his family called the cops. Once the cops got there they took names for witness reports noticed the one guy had a warrant out for him so they arrested him then his sister threw a cell phone at the cop all pissed and her ass got tazed and some other homie got punched in head by two fat cops who throw punches like they’d rather be eating donuts….

Fuck Disneyland ain’t got shit on Dayton Ohio….and I think it’s time for Dayton to stand the fuck up and get their title back from that pedophile Disney shit….seriously…let’s start a movement and this dude and his ripped shirt and the tazed bitch will be our Mickey and Minnie Mouse….

Posted in:Race Wars

2010

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t live a very exciting life these days.

I drink all day and try not to leave the house. I barely bother hitting bars or the park becuase it’s cold outside and I’m banned from half the places in the city, so I rely heavy on my internet girlfriends to entertain me, unfortunately, I don’t have any, so this is my cry for help….no wait, this is my stepLINKS…I save my cry for help for facebook and twitter and occassionally for random girls in leggings or short shorts I can’t help but chat up, and then there’s the cashiers at stores I go to, waitresses at restaurants and bars I got to and pretty much any pussy I come across who I have to leave a lasting impression of disgust on….I just hate feeling braindead and forgetting the point of this post…oh right stepLINKS…here they are…

Kate Hudson Probably Got Tit Implants and Here They Are
GO

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Just Making A FUCKING STATUE!
GO

I Think Russel Brand May Be Onto Something Here…
(Must Read)
GO

Wow Colin Farrell Fucked All These Hot Girls?
GO

Because Lonely Days Don’t Have to Mean Lonely Nights
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Jordan Carver’s Gallery Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts
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Remember the Star Wars Uncut Project? Here’s the First Clip and It’s Awesome
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The Hottest Blondes in Sports
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Why Italian Survivor is Better Than American Survivor
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In An Effort to Advance His Awesomeness, Conan O’Brien Does Just That
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A Little Jennifer Lopez, Just Because
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Jessica and Her Self Shots
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Swingers Party – VIDEO
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Dear The Situation: This is Your Future
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A Little More Tila Tequila, This Time With a Tit Flash
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Candice Swanepoel In Swimwear
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Audrey Bitoni Anyone?
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I’d Like to Be All Over Daphne Joy
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Chloe From Leeds is Topless
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Two Dirty Sluts Get On
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

How About An Alessandra Ambrosio Throwback
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Meet Mary Jane
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I Don’t Know Who Nina Hagen Is, But Any Lady That’s Looks This Crazy and Hates Lady Gaga This Much Has Got Something Going On
GO

Vanessa Hudgens Short Skirt
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Just Your Average, Normal Everyday in the Third Grade….With Heroin
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Ariel on the Sybian
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Basketball Dunk Goes Wrong
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Hayden Panettiere Actually Looks Like an Adult and Not Like a Midget Line Backer For Once
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A Little Hannah Hilton Just Because
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Doutzen Kroes Anyone?
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She Needs a Boyfriend – VIDEO
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Larry King May Be Old, But He’s Got a Great Right Hook
GO

Wow These Pictures of Pam Anderson Actually Don’t Make Me Want to Puke
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School Girl Fail – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Kendra Wilkinson Clevage
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Dawson Miller in the Buff
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Follow Me If It’s the Last Thing You Do
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

15

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Sex Scene in Chloe of the Day

I saw this movie Chloe the other day on cheap night because my pervert friend wanted to see Amanda Seyfried naked and that perverted friend was me. She’s hot and after seeing this, I may be in love with her or at least with her tits, which is saying a lot, because I fucking hate all celebrities.

I like that she’s smart with her career because she takes the money from the fluffy bullshit roles that normaly kill careers when they replace you with another fluffy bullshit actor, but still gets naked in other roles, keeping her shit nice a diverse.

I also like that Lohan hates her because Lohan knows she’s a threat and because she doesn’t answer Lohan’s calls, cuz despite being on Mean Girls together, she knew Lohan had shit on her…

Here are some of the Chloe scenes I loved her tits in….

Here is the Julianne Moore lesbian scene….

Part 2….

Here are some other nude scenes…..

Here is a sex scene with some dude….

Here’s some Julianne Moore tit in a shower scene….

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Chloe|Nude|Sex Scene

2010

15

Apr

Paris Hilton’s Grandfather Can’t Believe Her Bra of the Day

William Barron Hilton has seen a lot in his day. He ran a chain of hotels and that alone is pretty exciting stuff. He’s had staff, prostitutes, high profile parties, but yet like the rest of us, just can’t figure out what the hell has happened to his disgrace of a granddaughter’s tits.

Sure he gets bitch played the industry and made a lot of money doing it, butdude’s got 8 kids and probably a lot of grandkids, but for some reason the only one we know is this fucking trash can and like any good dirty grandfather, he’s probably watched her sex tape on repeat and has had her pay him special visits back when he announced he wasn’t leaving her any money leaving any money to her in his will, making her work him the only way she knows how, with her pussy….and now he just can’t grasp what’s going on here, maybe he’s wondering if she got implants, or if she’s on the pill as she should be cuz she’s a dirty pig, or maybe it’s just a magical bra and I’m sure he’s more concered with the herpes she gave him…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Grandfather|Paris Hilton

2010

15

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Playing It Up for the Media of the Day



Lohan is bullshit and until she is dead….as far as I’m concerned her getting carried out of a bar by some dude is just her cry for the photographers to snap off pictures because these whores love the paparazzi and all the attention they get. They love faking stories and get off to tricking the public, because it is funny. It’s not like bitch is working anyway, so when she sees a lie about her as a cover of a magazine, it’s like she’s tricked us and all she had to do was stumble out of a bar, it’s her way of staying in the limelight and I’m convinced Lohan is sober….

I am exicted to watch her prove me wrong….because dead celebrities are better than living celebrities so we don’t have to bother with them and remember them for what they were good for and in Lohan’s case that was being a busty 18 year old slut we will only get back when whatever she has become dies….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bullshit|Drunk|Lindsay Lohan

2010

15

Apr

Catherine Zeta Jones Nude in Allure of the Day

I was talking to someone yesterday who was telling me that Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas have a house 45 minutes away from my house. I don’t know when they come into town, I’m thinking probably never, because celebrities have property everywhere, but if I ever find out, I expect to get arrested trying to get a similar view as these pictures offer, only I expect my view to me a lot more raw with a lot more post pregnancy labia, a lot less hair, make-up and good lighting, because I like my peeping to be as authentic as possible, without all the smoke and mirrors these magazines pollute us with and I figure I deserve it especially since I’m throwing in the towel on my freedom cuz I will be getting arrested when I get caught trying to pull this off, so I might as well make the shit worth it and the nice thing about getting arrested is that I won’t have to share a bed with my shitty wife anymore….not that I would ever bother trying to peep on Catherine Zeta Jones, she’s a little too old and boring for me, but it was a nice fantasy for a minute, but I think the only hot thing about it was getting taken away from my wife finally….

Here are some Catherine Zeta Jones nude for Allure pics….

Posted in:Allure|Catherine Zeta-Jones|Nude

2010

15

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Pussy Definition in GQ South Africa of the Day

The nice thing about South Africa is not just good for the surfing, or the apartheid era where blacks didn’t have the same rights as whites, but also because the white pussy that makes its way out of there and into the mainstream American world look pretty fucking good, but you can’t base a country’s pussy on two hot famous pussy that made it’s way out of the country, I mean take your small town for example, to an outsider, we all think America has good pussy cuz of the bitches we see on TV but the second you roll through a dinner in upstate New York, Florida or pretty much any tate,all you see is a sea of obesity and white trash….but as far as I’m concerned South Africa is a magical place of beautiful oceans and diamonds with 9% of the population white, 80% black, 31% of pregnant chicks are HIV positive, where Jews get stabbed in national parks …filled with poverty, crime and disease…and the 2010 Woldcup but most importantly Candice Swanepoel….and here is her pussy definition in GQ South Africa….

Posted in:Bikini Model|Cameltoe|Candice Swanepoel|GQ|Lingerie|Pussy Definition