2010
31
Mar
I know Kate Bosworth is boring as fuck, but like every boring as fuck girl, I can only assume it is safe to say that she’s not a boring fuck. It’s like she keeps shit played down and conservative, but the second you get her to trust you, she turns into a freak in bed, at least that’s what I like to think, because I think she’s kinda hot and like most hot girls, I like to visualize them bouncing on my pathetic excuse for a dick, not that you care….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Boring|Kate Bosworth
2010
30
Mar
I have nothing interesting to say, not that I ever do, but today I’m not gonna even bother trying to fake it.
Here are my stepLINKS. Click them if you like sexy internet time….
Kelly Brooke is in Lingerie and It’s Very Nice
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Kate Gosslelin in a Self Entitled Cunt and She is Going to Breakdown on Live Tv in 3…2…1
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15 of the Trashiest People to Ever Become Famous
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Meet Hottie Margarita Levieva
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Because Your Life is as Sad and Depressing as Mine Is
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Wonder Woman Gets Choked to Death By Darth Vader
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20 Photos of Couples That Will Make You Want to Puke
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The Ten Sexiest Uniforms in Sports
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Some Jennifer Aniston, Just Because
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Very Wet Pussy – VIDEO
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Sarah Jackson is Lookin Hot
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Little Kid Bails and It’s Hilarious – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – Jury Duty Edition of the Day
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Random Photos, Just Because
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Brianna Amor’s Body is Just Fucking Insane
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Cindy Margolis Loves a Firm Banana
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Jesse Fingers Her Pussy
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Jessica Biel in Her Bra and Panties throwback
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Some Sexy Cosplay Bitches – GALLERY
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Bet Victoria Beckham is Going Commando Under There
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Howard Stern Says Jamie Foxx is Gay and I’m Leaning Towards Believing Him
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Mindy McCready Has a Sex Tape…And a Mug Shot
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Fast and Deep on the Fucking Machine – VIDEO
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Taylor Swift Posing for Elle Magazine – VIDEO
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Some Victoria’s Secret Sluts
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Because Being Single Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Live Vicariously
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Peaches Geldof Got Fired For Being a Junkie Whore Just Like Her Mom
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kristan Cavallari is Dressed Like a Street Walker
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Street Chick Brawl – VIDEO
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Bar Rafaeli in Lingerie
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Enjoy the View of Ida
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Penthouse Pet Jelena Jensen
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Twatter Wars: Lopez vs. Lohan
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
30
Mar
Fergie is really pushing the boundaries of creative expression in her performances. She’s gone from dancing around half naked. To pretending she’s the fucking Tron Guy who was probably one of the original videos to go viral in the late 90s, but not because of his innovation, but because of his serious socially awkward nerd issues.
You know like the immigrant kid you used to convince to do stupid dances at the high school assembly in front of everyone because he trusted you and believed you when you said it was cool, while really you just wanted to get him up there so everyone would laugh at him with you….
The only hot thing about these pictures is her thinking hair part…shit makes a great bral runway to fantasize about cumming down, like shit’s a fucking waterslide…if you know what I mean….
Pics via Fame
2010
30
Mar
I love Charlize Theron. Even when she plays white trash serial killer I can still get off to her, not that I’ve got off to anyone in the last few years, but the memories are pretty fucking fond. If I knew fucking my wife at her fattest would have given me post traumatic stress making me unable to fuck anymore, I probably would have played things out a little differently, but the good news is that this new found pent up sexual energy has made me one of the biggest perverts on the internet, the kind of guy who can look at pictures of a hot South African slut who’s probably pushing 40 posing on a red carpet and visualize a bitch on her bed masturbating thanks to her facial expressions, and that’s some serious fucking issues, probably comparable to some of you virgins who think you are dating celebrities cuz you found a picture of them winking at the camera and you’re desperation makes you delusional and think she’s winking at you….
I guess all this is to say, we’re all in the same boat and that boat is not anywhere near the pussy we’d like to Dora the Explorer.
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Charlize Theron|Sex Faces
2010
30
Mar
Nicole Scherzinger has a horrible face. Bitch looks like some kind of monster coming to suicide bomb my babies. Maybe it’s the fake tan. Or the fact that I think she shouldn’t be allowed out of her house without a burka covering her up..but her body is solid and even when she does some seriously faggot shit promoting Dancing With the Stars, I got no choice but to look and almost enjoy that shit and that depresses me more than you know…it means my life has come to this and apparently so has yours…
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Hot Body|Nicole Scherzinger
2010
30
Mar
Here’s Tommy Hilfiger’s neice who thinks she’s hotter than she is, but should realize that if her uncle, a billionaire in the fashion industry, can’t get her a modeling contract and she has to resort to having a ModelMayhem page to get work, or show off her sleazy trashy pictures she’s paid to have taken of her, she should probably consider another career….like working at a movie theater or something, because shit, at least there you’ll get to see all the movies you want for free, instead of doing low level modeling work you have no right doing for free….
I’m not sure what’s going in these rollerblading pictures, I’m also not sure why people bothered taking pictures of her, I can only assume these were staged and her family paid to release them, because that’s all it takes to lay groundwork of being a low-level celebrity, you know get the buzz out there so people know you exist before releasing the sex tape with some rapper.
She’s totally uninteresting, she’s not hot, but I have no problem making her as famous as I can, all she has to do is email me some pictures of her pussy. It’s just that easy….and I know it’ll happen when this delusional bitch who has been told too many fake positive things about herself realizes her friends and family were lying to her when they used to tell her how pretty she is to make up for the fact that she’s a fucking midget.
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Fake Model|Jaimie Hilfiger|Rollerblading
2010
30
Mar
I heard about this story last week. Basically some people are blaming facebook for the rise of Syphilis is some UK towns where Facebook is most popular and Facebook is denying the claim, saying they are a place for friends and family to connect, which is the biggest load of shit I’ve heard in a while, when everyone I know has fucked at least one girl thanks to meeting on Facebook. Including me. Yes…I venture down that road if the opportunity is interesting enough….
Seriously, I’ve heard of people getting married cuz of the shit and Facebook celebrates that, but when it comes to good old premiscuous, unprotected sex, the fuckers deny. It’s simple…hitting up “friends” of “friends” makes things less awkward, it’s like a buffer zone, the gives people a sense of trust, that usually ends up in penetration and it’s free…..
Either way, it’s an old story. Facebook are cocksuckers. They deleted my profile 3 times. They have even blocked sending porn sites to each other over chat. It’s really not our own profile or virtual space…they own it, they control it, and now they give you fucking Syphilis but the good news is that Syphilis or not, you’re still getting pussy and the fun thing about Syphilis that everyone forgets is that some of the great artists of History had Syphilis and shit makes you go crazy and justified sexually transmitted craziness is better than straight up craziness.
Posted in:Facebook
2010
30
Mar
I am still not sure who Lisa Rinna is but I do know that she was all nipples the other night…not that that’s a good thing…because there comes an age in every woman’s life where staring at her hard nipples starts to make the average person feel awkward and Lisa Rinna is pushing that age…except the other day when I saw a 75 year old walking her dog in a turtleneck and saw nothing but really hard, awkwardly placed nipples and liked it….because like Rinna, she wasn’t wearing a bra the other night and I guess why would she…because Rinna was spent enough money on her tits over the years so that they don’t need a bra, so she might as well get her money’s worth….and the good news is that her tits in this dress give her the little attention she’s addicted to and distracts us from her thick jacked-up lipped face…..
If you google her, you’ll see her Playboy pictures and these relatively new old lady tits in all their glory…but I can’t post the shit cuz Playboy are mean and like to sue.
Pics via Fame
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Braless|Hard Nipple|Lisa Rinna
2010
30
Mar
I watched the OC back when every college girl watched the OC and I needed to know what was going on to fit in at every college party I would go to because they had the cheapeat drinks and the best, drunkest, slutty girls….the most common drunken conversation was whether Mischa Barton or Rachel Bilson were hotter, I know, I can’t believe I would have such pathetic virginal conversations, but they did land me some serious playtime with young pussy and it was worth it. Either way, girls would always say how Mischa Barton was the hot one and I just didn’t get it cuz she always looked like she does in these pictures to me. I always new she was a bloated sloppy pig of a woman just waiting until the show was off the air to let herself go and I was right….
I don’t know what’s going on with this girl, but I know it’s nothing good, but maybe gutter pig women on the verge of death are your thing, because they are usually too unstable and weak to say no to anal, but what the fuck do I know.
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Bloated|Dying|Mischa Barton
2010
30
Mar
I never found Ellen Pompeo hot, but in my defense, I’ve never found most of the girls I’ve actually had sex with hot, but I still had sex with them, and I’m just posting pictures of this hag, and not even buying her drinks with a guilty conscious knowing that after I cum, I’ll have to tell her a fake name and give her a fake number so that she doesn’t call me back, not because I’m all that impressive in any way, but that they are just that fucking desperate and ugly….
The nice thing about checking out girls is that that don’t have to look good or be hot, they just have to be wearing tight enough clothes and be willing to show the world their milk filled tits or spandex wearing ass, as she spends her days trying to get her body back to where it was before getting knocked up, as her career depends on it….and I like to think she’s doing an okay job…but like the mom’s I check out on the street leaving Yoga class in tight bike shorts, I have no idea what her body looked like before she got pregnant, I just know her pussy was a hell of a lot less stretched out and damaged, since she wasn’t worth lookin’ at then, and maybe she’s not even worth lookin at now, but I’m posting the pics anyway.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Ass|Ellen Pompeo|Leggings
