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2010

12

Mar

Julie Bowen’s Weird Ass in a Weird Bikini of the Day

Here is some middle-aged pussy on the beach in Hawaii becuase they are shooting her TV show there and her ass looks pretty fucking weird in this weird bikini. I don’t have anything more to say about this because it is Friday, no one is reading the site and no one really cares about this this bitch…or her weird ass in a weird bikini.

But she made up for it with her tits…

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Bathing Suit|Julie Bowen

2010

12

Mar

Sarah Hyland Wearing a Bathing Suit of the Day

I don’t know who this Sarah Hyland chick is – but apparently she’s on TV. I did look up her age, because she’s definitely not worth getting arrested over and it turns out that she’s 19 so despite looking 14, she’s legal and I guess that’s the whole problem with sex offenders, you see there are 14 year olds out there with 32F bra sizes and 20 year olds her look 11, but the guys who fuck the 14 year olds are criminals and the ones who fuck the 20 year olds who look 11 aren’t and I guess all I gotta say is that they better keep a close eye on this Hyland’s boyfriend after she dumps him, I have a feeling he’ll be the weirdo next to the park playground…and for anyone else out there into little boys dressed like girls on the beach…this is for you….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Sarah Hyland|Teen

2010

12

Mar

Teenage Lesbian Fantasy That’s Not a Real Fantasy of the Day

The good thing about young girls is that even if they are ugly, they are still hot, because they are young. It’s one of those fantasy over reality things that makes fucking their tight bodies a lot of fun, because they have tight bodies and when you’ve been with older women, you realize that body is short fucking lived until you end up with a doughy middle-aged mess..that’s why everyone under 25 is magical to me…even if they aren’t the hotness you expected them to be when their extensive vocabulary impressed you when you used to watch them in interview at 10 years old. I’m talking to you Dakota Fanning….or if you’re a piece of white trash who looks like you shit in a hole behind your house cuz you have no running water, but you gotta empty your bowels, not so much because the racoon and squirrel meat isn’t sitting right, but because daddy wants to fuck and he knows fucking the ass is safer than fucking the pussy, cuz ol’ one eyed, one armed, flipper baby cousin Earl’s parents were daughter and daddy and it didn’t work out so well….We call that redneck backwoods evolution….and here are the pics of them at a premiere where they play The Runaways, which was a lesbian band with Joan Jett..

Here is the old cougar dyke with fake tits who has given up cock and into fucking young girls..because she likes showing them the ropes…as she recruits them into lesbianism…I’ve see this erotic movie from the 70s before….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dakota Fannings|Kristen Stewart|Lesbian|teenage

2010

12

Mar

Adrianne Curry Shows Off How Flexible She is of the Day

You may not remember who Adrianne Curry is because she’s pretty much a fucking nobody who was on TV 10 years ago for some Next Top Model, Surreal Life and Very Brady Wedding…because she “fell in love” with one of the dude on the Brady Bunch….not that her history really matters…I was just tyring to let you know why I was posting this in case you thought I turned the site completely into pictures of everyday girls trying to be sexy and get noticed because no one has given her a big break yet…which isn’t a horrible idea for a site since millions of girls want to get noticed…but I’m lazy…and convincing girls I can help them is too time consuming since dealing with girls is like dealing with trying to change a retarded kids diaper…it’s tedious…

That said, here’s a picture this trash posted on Twitter, because those 40,000 people are all she has left these days, and I’d message her to tell her how ugly, useless and un appealing wrapping her foot behind her balding fucked up face is, but she blocked me….cuz all the low level pussy block me cuz they take themselves way too seriously…so don’t let this picture make you think she’s all sponaneous and fun, or even a circus performer worth fucking…it’s all strategic to brain wash you into remembering her…and giving her another chance despite the fact that she’s ugly….

I used to have a girl who did this shit naked for me…it was like a little circus performer and coulda been exciting if her pussy wasn’t so meaty and didn’t look like she was some kind of alien trying to eat me….making me happy this big headed curry has pants on…despite my love for pussy…cuz it just doesn’t look write in this stance…

I’ve wrote way too much on this ugly bitch, I don’t know why, but the good news it is as boring as she is…

Posted in:Adrianne Curry|Flexible

2010

12

Mar

Rose McGowan and her Old Tits for Old Times of the Day

I don’t know if Rose McGowan is still famous, but I have been noticing her showing up at places with her tits exposed more and more the last few months, so I can only assume she still is. I guess anyone would go into a few years of hiding after being public about letting Marilyn Manson/Paul from the Wonder Years/ Lady Gaga inside of her.

We get it Rose, you’re all obscure, dark and unconventional and shit, like a Hollywood version of a punk who is all artisitic and socially aware like those obnoxious people at the coffee shop talking about animal cruelty or secret societies in their ripped jeans and lesbian haircuts and the whole thing is fucking boring…but at least she’s showing off tit, cuz that’s what has always really matters about her and as far as I’m concerned it will never get boring…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Rose McGowan|Tits

2010

12

Mar

Michael J. Fox Shows Off his Wife and her Hard Mom Nipples of the Day

Michael J. Fox the human vibrator is showing off his wife and her mom body again. It’s like you’d think dude would take a fucking break and spend a day shaking in fucking bed already, but instead he’s eager to enjoy every moment of this vacation and I guess it’s a lot more inspiring that the 55 year old dude who looks 90, pushing 300 pounds who sits on the side of the street moaning in pain so that people ask him if he’s ok and he can give his speech about having some bullshit disease. Yesterday it was liver failure, two weeks ago it was lung cancer cuz he likes his terminal illness to constantly change while feeling sorry for himself…

So if you like hard mom nipples with a sweet compassion who could have have walked out on the dude when she had the chance, but decided to stand by her man and help him like it was her job, and I guess a good paying job because he did make a lot of money over his career and she does have the good life thanks to him, not to mention she hooked him in early on in his career when he was just not short and not livin’ the daily earthquake…

Here are the saint’s at these nipples because most girls are self-involved cunts who crave attention and always want more than what they have. The wholesome mother who dyes easter eggs with her kids while the husband is making milkshakes just doesn’t exist these days, so let these pictures be a reminder that you will never find a love like this, or a loyalty like this, unless you marry a fat chick.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Michael J. Fox|Nipples|Tracey

2010

12

Mar

Nicolette Sheridan in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan is one of those self-involved cunts who craves male attention, but in her defense, she did spend the better part of the last 20 years in a relationship with Michael Bolton, and his idea of getting it on is blow drying his hair and asking her what she thinks about it….

The good thing about those self-involved cunts who crave male attention while trying to stay classy, is that well into their 40s they still look worth fucking, thanks to making a key decision in her youth….and that key decision was to have an abortion everytime it came up….

So for every slutty picture of this old lady you see you can thank Michael Bolton and Abortions for making it happen…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nicolette Sheridan|See Through

2010

11

Mar

The New Gaga and Beyonce Telephone Video of the Day

I hate Gaga and Beyonce more than you know or understand…like I really can’t stand her but figured some of you may want to see her stripped down by dyke cops in a prison fantasy video that makes a comment about her “dick”….complete with make-out scenes, taped up nipples and a whole women’s in their panties in some prison fantasy you will probably like….but I stopped watching because I can’t take this twat seriously…this is really like some kind of bad joke…enjoy…drinking time.

Posted in:Beyonce|Cunts|Lady Gaga|Panties|Prison|Ugly

2010

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone emailed me to tell me that my site is 2,145 in the USA, that means if you were to line-up all the websites in the world, I’d be the 2,145th in line. That may not seem like much and my bank account proves it, but I was thinking about it, and realized that there are a fucking lot of websites out there, so maybe 2,145th isn’t all that bad….but if it wasn’t all that bad I’d be better off than the gutter trash I am, so it really means nothing…and I am sure many sites much smaller than me who make a hell of a lot more money than me, re-affirming that I am the loser I already know I am….

But I don’t need the website to make me rich, I just found a pair of really large women’s underwear on the floor and the piss, blood and shit smear stain that looks a lot like Michael Jackson buttfucking Corey Haim while Jesus, Farrah Fawcett, DJ Am and Dorothy from the Golden Girls are jerking off in the corner….Shit’s gonna sell for huge money on ebay….literally…here are my stepLINKS…warning – I wrote them drunk as fuck so they may be off – but that’s pretty expected from me…

Yeah Don’t Be Sorry Justine Timberlake, If I Was You, I Would Be Banging Strippers Instead of Jessica Biel Too
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Because I Believe In Handing You Things On a Silver Platter, Especially Whores
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All The Women Rapper Nas Has Fucked
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Michelle Branch is Looking Slutty and I Love It
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The Top Ten Best Songs About Being Horney
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Howard Stern Beauty Pageant: Jamie Jungers Tops Tiger Woods Mistresses
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A Sort of Pantyhose Upskirt from Nicola Roberts of Girls Aloud is Better Than Pantyhose Upskirt from Nicola Roberts of Girls Aloud
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Kristen Stewart is Looking Good on Jay Leno
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Temper Temper Gordon Boyd – VIDEO
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You Can Keep A Piece Of Corey Haim With You Forever…Provided You Have a Telephone – VIDEO
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Blondie Shows It All Off
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lady Gaga Could HAve Died on this Flight, Too Bad She Didn’t
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Gemma Atkinson in Lingerie
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Considering Corey Haim Died of a Drug Overdose and Not a STD From This Slut, I’m Thinking He Got Off Easy
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Girls Peeing – A Gallery
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Brenda Lee Has the Type of Body I Wanna Put My Hands All Over
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In Case You Haven’t Seen How Insanely Hot Tiger Woods’ Wife Is, Here She is Again
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Ashley and August Get Down With Each Other
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Gabrielle Union Was Lookin Curvey and Hot at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party
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Gotta Love Tits In Action – Here’s Some Great GIFS I Know You’ll Make Use Of
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Forheard Titties Are the Future
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Seriously, Some Dudes Just Deserve to Be Castrated and That’s All There Is To It
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Okay Heidi Montag Has Officially Lost Her Mind
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Larisa is a Wild Blonde
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Tiffani Amber Thiessen
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Amy Winehouse is Looking Not Disgusting and Diseased and Quite Frankly I Am Shocked
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – Christina Ricci Edition
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Casual Jessica Simpson Make Her Sex Appeal Sky Rocket
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Ninja Kick Fail – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Gemma Arterton Lingerie
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Hanna Hilton Takes Off the Polka
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Aubrey O’Day Sluts It Up For Millions of Milkshakes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

11

Mar

Selita Ebanks Showing Off Her Model Tits of the Day

There’s nothing like seeing a seeing a Victoria’s Secret model showing off her tits in her everyday life, oh wait there is and it’s when they show off their whole bodies when they are half naked at working. Seeing her walking around reminds me of seeing a stripper in her everyday clothes. Sure, her ass looks good in her spandex pants and I know she’s a whore, but I’d rather just wait to see her a few hours later spreading her pussy on stage…if you know what I mean….but I guess these tits did make her a lot of money and took her out of the porjects and should be celebrated even though everytime she eats at a fancy restaurant or lives the good life, she is pretty much celebrating the shit…either way, here they are.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Selita Ebanks|Tits