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2010

25

Mar

Fifteen Years Old is the Age of the Day

What it’s like to be young again….or to be in a country where 14 is legal….

First up is a video of an upset mother who signed a legal consent form for her daughter to get an abortion without knowing it was a legal consent form for her fifteen year old daughter to get an abortion. I am guessing she thought it was a school trip to an abortion clinic…so she’s doing like all Americans do and is sueing the school for helping her kid get an abortion, instead of bringing it to term to cash in on government money, like the mother wanted, otherwise she wouldn’t have raised her kid to get pregnant at 15…in another example of bad parents trying to cash in on their bad parenting…and the whoel thing is not so hot.

Next up, a 38 year old woman seduced her neighbor’s 15 year old son which is not legal in the USA. This is the kind of thing my dreams were made of as a 15 year old kid, but I didn’t have any horny 40 year old pussy willing to teach me the fucking ropes. I don’t think it’s a big deal at all, but that’s just because I wanted this to happen to me….but everything got fucked up because she let herself get knocked up by the 15 year old and pretended it was her husbands, who bailed her out of jail, something I doubt i’d be doing, unless the 15 year old my wife was fucking was a chick and getting her out of prison was going to involve me joining in on the fun….I mean….provided I’m in a country where 14 is legal…cuz fucking 15 year olds is not worth getting arrested for…they don’t have the practice you probably need…but the thought of being a molested 15 year old boy getting sex twice a week for 7 months is just fucking awesome…

That’s why Fifteen is the age of the day….

Posted in:Fifteen|Sex

2010

25

Mar

Cheryl Cole is Hot in a Real Shitty See Through of the Day

I really haven’t figured out why I am posting these pictures. I guess I thought they were hot, even though they are of some gutter trash with prison tattoos who end up popstars married to soccer players, instead of in line at the abortion clinic for the fifth time because she can’t afford to have a fourth baby with a different man who works in the factory or at the mine diggin’ for coal before heading to the bar where she sits waiting for cock to have its way with her….

There are no nipples in these pictures, no ass shots, no cum stains, or anything…so don’t get too excited and pet the cat too hard.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cheryl Cole|Hot

2010

25

Mar

Paris Hilton’s Ex-Boyfriend Paris and His Ugly Surfing Girlfriend of the Day

Her name is Hannah Cornett, she’s a pro surfer and not all that hot, but it is probably safe to say that she’s not dating Paris Latkis because of his fame, since he’s only known for being the rich kid who was fucking Paris Hilton for a few weeks back when Paris Hilton was fucking pretty much everyone…

I guess the nice thing about sharing a man with Paris Hilton is that you also share her strain of herpes…and that shit’s gotta be designer herpes, you know upper class herpes, cuz there’s no way all herpes are made the same, it just wouldn’t make sense that the scabs on her rich pussy are the very same scabs some gutter crackwhore has on hers…

I just don’t believe that’s possible…oh wait…yes it is…so that means Paris Hilton’s pussy is like a crackwhores and now so is Hannah Cornetts, because no one uses condoms anymore…I bet swimming in the ocean for a job must feel great on those wounds…thank god for Valtrex….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Hannah Cornett|Surfing

2010

25

Mar

Kate Moss Looks Like Death and I Like it of the Day

I like Kate Moss because she looks like she smells. You know the kind of pussy you never forget because the rash you get from whatever is living in her dirty hipster fashionista art fat UK bush, ends up ravagin your cock. I think she’s hot, whether she’s got open sores on her face or one eye sagging a little more than the other. The fact that she likes getting fucked up and partying all the time, whether she’s got a kid or not, or the fact that she fucks dirty rockstar dick, probably unprotected, is just the kind of risk taker that gets me off, so seeing these pictures of her enjoying her retirement and insane money getting wasted, is inspiring…Other people see rock bottom, but I see hope….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kate Moss|Wasted

2010

25

Mar

Kelly Bensimon in Her Bikini of the Day

Here’s some wallet fucker who managed to get noticed. Maybe it has to do with her keeping her ex-husbands name, who in case you didn’t know, is some rich fashion photographer who has kids with bitches like Elle Macpherson, or maybe it’s because of her talent as a well respected model no ones ever heard of….

She’s on a show called Real Housewives of New York that I fucking hope you don’t watch, and she’s got a pretty ripped fucking body, especially for a mother of two, but the probably with bitches with really ripped bodies, is that they kinda start lookin’ like dudes.

I’m not into tired, haggard, old, sloppy pussy, but you probably are, so here she is in her bikini….and the pictures are about as inspiring as this post. Thanks Kelly Bensimon for being totally uninspiring. You cunt.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Kelly Bensimon|old

2010

25

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Model who Isn’t Modeling of the Day

I don’t like seeing models when they are fully clothed and not modeling…who gives a fuck about them living their everyday lives, spending the insane amounts of money that they made by just lookin’ good and standing around in exotic places half naked all day….

I do like seeing them in photoshoots, when their hair and make-up and photoshop is on their side but more importantly, they’re half naked….

Because I’ve been to a couple of bars over the years where I’ve been stuck next to models, what you don’t see in the pictures, is that they are really fucking tall and big, making me feel like the little bitch most of you probably think I am….

I’m more into girls I can at least fantasize about having sex with, you know the kind of girl I can visualize spinning around on my pathetic dick, not girls I’m scared may not make it through the bedroom door without ducking, but I’m definitely down with seeing them in picture….just not these kinds of pictures…but the pictures they make millions for…

So here’s Alessandra Ambrosio leaving a bar, being a bad mother, but maybe that’s just the Brazilian way….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Model

2010

25

Mar

Bad Next Top Model of the Day

I am surprised this show is still on the air. Not one of the winners of this show has ever become a Top Model, leading me to believe that the whole thing is nothing but serious bullshit lies…you know a scam to make Tyra more money than her fat ass has already managed to make with her bullshit….so I take pleasure in seeing her contestant fall twice on her model walk….just to remind you all that this show is retarded, and to take pleasure in watching some girls dreams come shattering down in a 45 second clip….it’s like these 45 seconds put her in her fucking place and I like reality checks like that….

Here are some pictures of Tyra Banks looking horrible without make-up from the other day….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:ANTM|Tyra Banks

2010

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Summer is coming…Girls are wearing less clothes and licking ice cream cones like they are training for a career in porn….instead of settling down and having kids forcing you to spend the afternoon with your annoying kids and their friends getting ice cream cuz it’s your turn…or instead of getting dumped by their boyfriend leading to their emotional ice cream eating…not that I’ve ever found ice cream that hot…especially after my wife committed herself to ice cream and ended up looking like something made out of ice cream, just the 300 pound version and not the little blob in your cup…it’s just all I saw on the streets today, but in my defense I never really make it far while sober….

But I do make my stepLINKS and here they are….enjoy…

Guess Which Celebrity Blonde Tiger Woods Was Banging Before Her Father Put a Stop To It?
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And Today in Real Housewives Lesbian Love Affairs….
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The 20 Worst Action Movie Stars of All Time
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Because we All Need Some Sluts Now and Again, No?
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When Pole Dancing Goes Right – VIDEO
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Pizza Roll Challenge In Reverse – VIDEO
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The Naughtiest Cheerleaders In History
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I Don’t Know Who Amelle Berrabah is But Here’s Her No Panty Upskirt
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The 10 Hottest Illinois Women
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mischa Barton is Digging For Gold
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Why Watch All These Movies When You Can Just Watch The End? – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba Has Been All Over the Place
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Wet Wet Pussy – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Karen Mulder is Topless
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Dirty Dirty Kids Toy
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I’m All About Eve’s Ass
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Victoria Silvstedt’s Face is Getting More Fucked Up By The Day, But Her Body is Still Amazing
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Guess What Amy Winehouse Calls Her Pussy?
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Kagney Plays With Sex Toys with a Friend
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Candice Swanepoel and Friends
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Check Out the Rack on This Teen
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Some Vanessa Hudgens Just Because
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Angell Conwell’s Body is Out of Hand
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Kate Gosselin is a Rotten Mother and I Wish She Was Dead
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Clara Gets Her Pussy Licked
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Candice Swanepoel Gallery
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When Lady Gaga Isn’t Covered in Trash Bags and Wearing Garbage on Her Head, She Can Actually Look Semi Okay
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Christina Shire is Worth Taking a Look At
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10 New Haircuts Joe Biden Should Try
(This is Awesome)
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Aerobics Asses – VIDEO
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I Wanna Go Bowling With Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez
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Nikki Sims is an Ice Cream Sundae
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Jessie Canizales is Hot and Slutty
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Kate Moss is a Party Animal
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Facebook Blamed for Syphilis
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Best Game Ever – Lesbian or Conservative Bitch
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ROGUE COLLECTOR PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Blonde Chick in Her Underwear Being Wild
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Buy Yourself Some Stupid Fucking Shit
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Black Men Are Scared of Black Chicks – Here’s the Proof….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

24

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens is a Mess of the Day

I like to keep track of all girls who get naked and put their pictures on the internet….So here’s Vanessa Hudgens lookin like a bit of a mess. She’s got the tag still on her dress, the band aid on her leg, and the whole thing is amazing to me…not so much because she’s sloppy, but more because I know she takes nude pictures of herself and sends them to her boyfriends, something I wouldn’t require from a girl if I was in the dating scene now, and something I appreciate when boyfriends get bitter and make shit up and definitely something I don’t ask for from my wife, because we don’t need proof that shit actually exists and isn’t just bad movie make-up or a cartoon of a fat girl….but when young girls do it, especially when they are on shows designed for kids, it is totally amazing….that’s why we care what this bitch is doing…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Mess|Vanessa Hudgens

2010

24

Mar

Miranda Kerr is a Model Who Isn’t Modeling of the Day

I love models but think they should stick to getting pictures of them taken either half naked or while modeling because nothing says really fucking boring like this Victoria’s Secret bitch Miranda Kerr in these pictures of her just living life, something no guy I know is really into seeing, as we see girls just living life all the fucking time…Show us your fucking tits, it’s not like you’re not a whore who gets in her underwear for money, like a stripper only better paid and “classier” according to the public, excluding me, because I know half naked for money is still half naked for money…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Model