Girls are fucking evil. This is a video of some girl who lied about getting gang raped by some guy who actually got sent to prison over her lie, because she was just some fucking crazy bitch who was probably rejected by dude, and who realized that girls are always the one people beleive in domestic abuse and rape accusations….I know this first hand, because a ten years ago, I had a homeless girl from out of town who I was fucking sleep over after getting wasted. She got naked crawled on top of me, we both pass out and next thing you know I wake up and my dick is inside her, I figure it’s not a big deal, and tell her the next day how she passed out on me naked and I woke up and my dick was in her, and bitch loses it, calls me a rapist, calls the police and all this shit over nothing cuz she was just fucking crazy. She was saying I took advantage of her when she was sleeping and all these fucking headaches came out of it….so watch out who you fuck with…girls tend to be insane….
2010
24
Feb
Jessica Stroup’s Window into her Soul and by Soul I Mean Tits of the Day
This girl is on 90210 and let’s hope she has a lot of teenage girl fans who see these pictures and decide that when they grow up they will take this Stroup bitch’s lead and all their outfits will have windows to their parts that matter for all perverted men to see. I’m talking a see through patch over the ass, over the twat, over the nipples, I figure why stop at the cleavage, the cleavage is usually just the fuckin’ beginning…so let’s collectively prey that Jessica Stroup is not as useless as we all think she is and that she’s got some serious level of impact on the sluttiness of the girls of the future…
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Posted in:cleavage|Dress|Jessica Stroup
2010
24
Feb
Jayde Nicole Is Ugly of the Day
I know you idiots think this bitch is hot because she was in Playboy and won some Cybergirl of the year bullshit, leading her to living in LA and befriending Brody Jenner and ending up on The Hills, but I am telling you, she really isn’t hot. She’s just a slut who had a slut mother who encouraged her to follow her slut dreams and get fake tits to take some slut pictures to send to Playboy who would use her to as one of their slut girls cuz she was only 18 and most 18 year olds haven’t embraced their inner-slut or realized that their life depends on their slut ability cuz the bigger the slut they are the more prosperous their life will be.
Here she is irrelevant at some event and I just had to post this to remind you all that this girl belongs in an Ontario stripclub, dancing for men who rolled in on snowmobiles and not getting pics taken by paparazzi…..She is an example of what is seriously wrong in our world, we don’t treat our sluts like sluts anymore, we instead make them think they are important and that is a huge fucking mistake….but not as huge of a mistake as when Jayde Nicole’s mom didn’t get the abortion cuz she thought this guy was different, that he really loved her and that he’d really stick around….I guess life is all about life lessons….
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Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Ugly
2010
24
Feb
Olivia WIlde’s Fat Ass in Latex Gloves of the Day
If you’re like me you love when a female doctor puts on her latex glove when you’ve gone in for a routine check up cuz you ass has been bleeding for 3 weeks and you think you are either dying or dead, because it means “FULL CHECK UP” and as uncomfortable as getting two fingers in my ass on a cold doctor’s table after bleeding out of my ass for 3 weeks is, I’m just happy the doctor’s got a pussy, cuz it is less homo if I get hard during the process, which I don’t, but also nice to get female attention from someone other than a 300 pound white trash wife, but mainly because women have easier fingers to handle…..
I guess other good memories that involve latex gloves is when you got with that germaphobe hooker who only gave handjobs with latex gloves and blowjobs with condoms on the day you realized that the Latex gloves were previously used on other clients giving you scabies that took 6 months to get rid of…..or the time you realized your college girlfriend had a latex allergy cuz her pussy swelled the fuck up and you jumped at the chance to raw dog her accidentally getting her pregnant before realizing she was some Christian who didn’t believe in abortion, forcing you to move and chance your name so that they can never come after you for child support or to call you dad…..
So we should thank Olivia Wilde, despite not knowing who she is, for bringing back all the great memories we’ve had with surgical gloves, latex, latex allergies and most important illegitimate children.
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Posted in:Gloves|Latex|Olivia Wilde
2010
24
Feb
Britney Spears Does Candies with Terry Richardson of the Day
I have a problem with Terry Richardson. I am torn because I find him boring and obvious as fuck cuz he was just some rich kid with a connected fashion photographer father who ripped off other better photographers by taking pics of his semi-famous friends half naked with point and shoot cameras. So as much as I love amateur looking pictures of naked sluts doing obscure staged hipster things, no matter how hard it looks like they are trying to be cool or obscure, cuz rich kids generally lack creativity when it comes to being gutter, it got boring pretty fucking fast.
Then American Apparel ripped off his style and so did every other magazine and photographer until everywhere I look on the fucking street I see Terry Richardson style pictures….some were from his corporate gigs and others were just rip off artists and the whole smutty drugged out rape victim shit, as hot as it may be got played the fuck out….
Here he is doing another corporate gig for Candies with Britney Spears, only instead of having her laying gold eggs out of her pussy or stepping on her labia, he’s got her clothed and you’d think if motherfucker got famous doing the sleazy trashy shit, he could step it up a bit when he’s dealing with the trahsy popster….
Posted in:Britney Spears|Candies|Terry Richardson
2010
24
Feb
Lindsay Lohan’s Not Showing Off her Tits of the Day
The best thing about Lindsay Lohan is not the drama, it’s not the party girl, it’s not the fact that she fucks girls or the fact that she’s fucked a lot of boys…it’s not the fact that she’s rich, or fun, or crazy or a teenage sexual fantasy from 6 years ago or that she’s good at getting high and it’s not the fact that I want to fuck her mother and her sister at the same time on video to send to her asshole dad to make him mad….it’s her tits, and for some reason, she hasn’t been showing them off recently and that upsets me, so I reached out to her people and told them to get her showing off more tit because her tits are fucking perfect and they didn’t listen to me, probably because they don’t know I exist, they just ignored me and this is what they gave me without realizing they gave it to me because they don’t know I even exist, and sure it’s still Lohan, she’s still my fucking favorite, but I need to see these nipples now that they are older, wiser and more experienced since I can’t have them in my mouth…
So here she is leaving a club lookin’ wasted, just not as wasted as I normally like my pussy leaving a bar, but this is Lohan and that means she’s always good enough for me…..even if everyone else thinks she’s gone to shit….
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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Tits
2010
23
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
Marie Eve Martinez here.
I walked into our disgusting apartment at around 4:30 today to see Jesus stumbling around in a drunk stupor that could only means it’s Tuesday, because Tuesday afternoon drunk wreaks of desperation of trying to get through the week, while Friday afternoon drunk is more rejoiceful thanks to the onset of the coming weekend. Defining Jesus’ level and type of drunk is less science and more art, if you ask me, which you didn’t.
He mumbled something about going Germans and the Olympics, shoved his way past me, and went out the door leaving it open behind him. In any event, he will probably return tomorrow with some story about a Geman whore shitting all over his face in exhange for a sac of chocolate coins he mistook for Gold medals he could hawk on ebay.
Until some sort of story materializes, click these links.
Hugs and Kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez
Bar Rafaeli is a Fucking Whore
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Sore Loser
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Unexpected & Accidental Celebrity Sex Icons
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Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Abigail Clancy Hotness
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In Case You Forgot: Aubrey O’Day Is Really Slutty
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I Love a Good World of Warcraft Freakout – VIDEO
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Sienna Miller Pantyhose Upskirt
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Juggalo News – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Renee Zelwegger and Her Squinty Eyes Are Lookin Half Bangable
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Ebony Pussy on the Cam – VIDEO
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Celebrity Rehab: Family Edition
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Miley Cyrus is a Cheap Hooker of the Day
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Nude Sledding in Germany – VIDEO
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Meet Monika. She’s Worth It
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The Game In Studio With Travis Barker…
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Topless Sonia Wild Will Drive You Well, Wild
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Kristen Stewart is Like a Less Hot Version of Wednesday Adams
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Prinzzess Sasha
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Olivia Wilde in ELLE Magazine, March 2010
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Alexis Carpi Is Perfect In A Bikini
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Delaware Pediatrician Accused Of Molesting Over 100 Children, Including Babies!!!
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Whitney Houstan, We Have a Problem
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Cute Teen Has Some Alone Time
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Take on We Are the World for Haiti – VIDEO
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OMG SPENCER PRATT I HATE YOU
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Kesha, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Web Came Fail – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Rhian Sugden Naughty Nudes
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Teen Babe Yulia Studio Shoot
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WTF Bikini – Gallery
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Janet Jackson, What the Fuck Happened to My Face
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BONUS – RAY J On A Magazine Cover With Booty
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2010
23
Feb
Plenty of Fish Spokesperson of the Day
There are three things you can learn from this Indiana man and his use of Plenty of Fish. The first being that it is a place where you can get easy fucking pussy because the second a bitch signs up to the shit, she is ready for cock. That is why anyone you know who has no standards will tell you just how good the site is for getting laid….The second thing you can learn from this is that with easy pussy comes dirty pussy cuz they aren’t out there insisting on using condoms…the third thing you can learn from this is that if you’re HIV positive they can arrest you for just trying to have a good time because you are considered a deadly weapon, but not the cool kind everyone wants to play with, but the bad kind that no one wants to shake hands or share drinks with…..as if getting HIV wasn’t bad enough…even though you can leave 30 years with the shit…now they gotta stop the fun even though you got HIV so you wouldn’t need to use condoms anymore cuz you got the worst of it, in some catch 22 bullshit….I guess this is just more proof that life sucks for more people than just me….
Posted in:HIV|Plenty of Fish
2010
23
Feb
Rumer Willis and Her Disgusting See Thru Shirt of the Day
Rumer Willis is the thing that made Demi Moore look into herself and realize she needs seriously extensive plastic surgery, because if her womb can produce this thing that represents every possible thing that could be wrong on a person, other than being fat. It’s like every single one of her features was exposed to radiation, or was deprived of nutrients and oxygen in the womb, because mommy was doing heavy drugs, or cuz daddy’s sperm was half retarded from doing heavy drugs, and the whole thing brings one question to mind and that question is whether she is really human or not, or if I’m just lookin’ at a caricature you get done on the boardwalk that’s come to life in some kind of Voodoo shit that Demi and Bruce are stuck claiming as their own, cuz they sold their souls to the devil for fame and fortune in exchange for this….I just don’t really understand how this is a human, or how this gets laid, or how Demi didn’t drive it out to a field somewhere on the way home from the hospital to burry like it never happened, but I know Demi knows that it is no Rumor that Rumer’s a monster….but as a vain bitch, I guess she probably knows how to pretend she’s not seeing what everyone else is seeing cuz it came out of her….
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Disgusting|Rumer Willis|See Thru