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2010

03

Mar

Phoebe Price Thinks She’s a Model of the Day

I still haven’t figured out what Phoebe Price does or who she is, but she’s got some serious fucking ego who thinks we actually care about what she does or who she is. The only thing I can assume about her is that she has orange pubic hair and I have a serious history with orange pubic hair that started with me gagging at the thought of orange pubic hair when I was a teenager, leading to me mocking every ginger I came across, until realizing that I was actually fascinated by the shit before giving it a chance and turning every ginger I came across against me, like my name and picture was sent out on some kind of ginger information network, so in all my years of fucking, I have never had a taste of it. I figure it’s just punishment from God for giving all those girls a complex when they were easily influenced, probably one bad enough to keep them totally shaved at all times, if they weren’t too awkward to fuck dudes until they were pushing 30 and only did it cuz the dude was also ginger, because I was an asshole who couldn’t appreciate something so unique and different and could that I’ve been banished from every stroking my fingers through….not that you care about my orange pubic hair fetish…but then again you don’t really care about Phoebe Price either….

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Posted in:Phoebe Price|Runway

2010

03

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass and Tits of the Day

A week doesn’t seem to go by without pictures of Kim Kardashian going to get a pedicure while showing off her fat tits, fat ass and fat body because her life is fucking useless and she doesn’t do anything but go to get pedicures, go to events, go to dinner and sit at home emotionally eating her way thru life because that’s what pigs do. Her boring fucking life is like a CD on repeat, but instead of turning the bullshit off and just letting her live out her bullshit without bothering the rest of us, they give her a fucking TV show, which is one more reason why America is a cesspool of fucking shit, any normal society would have executed this trash, or let it die from its own stupidity, but instead you assholes celebrate it….and the whole thing is beyond me…Seriously, I just don’t get it….I really don’t….why is this thick bitch making money off of all of us?? It is not deserved and makes no sense…but here are her short thick legs and body wasting everyone’s time……

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Posted in:Ass|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2010

03

Mar

Salma Hayek’s Tits Do a Kids Show of the Day

I just had a conversation with someone about kid’s shows being really fucking creepy. We were talking about PeeWee’s Playhouse because he’s making some kind of masturbating in a porn theater comeback, and like everyone in the late 80s, I used to watch the shit, until recently being forced to watch it again, only to realize just how crazy it actually was. It was sexual, awkward and more than anything, pretty fucking insane.

So if you haven’t watched a kid’s show as an adult, you will be surprised how fucking cracked out the shit is, it’s like a bad porno without the sex but instead with creepy tree-hugging hippies singing songs about bullshit and characters only serious hard drug use could think up. It is high energy, I’m talking bouncing off the wall insanity that would normally leave a motherfucker institutionalized if he was to do it on the street corner at 3 in the morning..

Apparently Salma Hayek, an entited mother celebrity mother who decided to do something to excite her spawn decided to pull some strings to show her kid just how cool she actually is and she did it while showing off her tits, making all the kids watching it hungry for milk…and scarring their brain into thinking tit, wanting tit and never quite knowing why they are so tit obsessed until serious therapy unravels this moment 20 years down the line….

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Posted in:cleavage|Salma Hayek|Tits

2010

03

Mar

John Travolta’s Fly is Down of the Day

John Travolta went out to dinner with a male friend and left with his fly down….because he’s gay and like most gyas on the down-low they have to hide their true sexuality by getting married and becoming Scientologist, while really having secret meetings with their lovers for “Business”, when really they’re just jerking each other off in the restaurant bathroom. I saw brokeback mountain, I know how it works, cuz I know that smile doesn’t come from nowhere, especially when your handicapped son just died in his bathtub…fucking Scientologist….

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Posted in:Fly|Gay|John Travolta

2010

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone just told me that it is Spring Break for most people. That means somewhere at this moment, a college coed is getting gangbanged for the first time, or dying of alcohol poisoning for the first time, or getting her stomach pumped for the first time, while flashing her tits for the first time, and I am not around any of that excitement, I’m just sick in Canada, a fate worse than death. I guess there’s always next year, when I’ll be the almost 50 year old trying to get my flacid mound I call my dick to fit in as many passed out girls in their bikinis, but I keep telling myself that and it never comes true….what does always come true every night are my stepLINKS…

Courtney Love is Playing Jesus Dress Up or Some Shit and it Turns Me The Fuck On….
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Naomi Campbell Beat Down!!
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Because Pulling One Out is a Little Easier When You Have Some Help
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Joss Stone Goes Nude
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15 Truly Awful Celebrity Parents
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Vanessa Paradis is Fucking Smokin’
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Train Versus Flood, Holy Shit – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know Who Donna Air is, But Here’s Her Panties
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Is Keira Knightley Naked Under This Trenchcoat
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How Many Times Has This Happened To You – VIDEO
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Lesbian Class is in Session – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I’m Not On For Feel Good Stories, But This Computer System That is Allowing Roger Ebert to Speak Again is Fucking Insane and I’m Happy For the Dude
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And Now, The House That 33DDs Built
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India Reynolds is Lookin’ Mighty Mighty Fine
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Okay, This is The Creepiest Russian Singer Weirdo dude Ever – VIDEO
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Little Wayne is Probably Never Going to Go to Jail
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Miley Cyrus Gyrating On Stage: So Wrong, But So Right – VIDEO
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Awhhh Lohan is Madd at The Paparazzi!
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Elizabeth Anne and Ariel Get It On
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Hayden Panty Airs is a Call Girl
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Ciara Has a Tight Body
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The Price of Persia Trailer For Those Who Care
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Which One Would You Hit?
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Eve Longoria Down Dress Cleavage
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Amy Doesn’t Wait For Someone Else to Please Her
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Underwater Boxing Match – VIDEO
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Eliza Dushku
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Some Pam Anderson Add Was Bailed in Australia and Here It Is – VIDEO
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Who Knew Pigs Could Fly? – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Sammy Brady is Topless in a Thong
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Can She Do It All Herself? Yes She Can! – VIDEO
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Sofi and Kesedy at the Beach
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I Don’t Know Who Khia is, But She is Tweeting About Trina’s Nude Leaked Pics and It’s Hilarious
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Some Serious Fucking Booty…
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See Thru Shirt on an Everyday Girl….
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Follow Me Down the Road to Nowhere
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

02

Mar

Victoria’s Secret Models with Cutouts of the Day

Look you’re not the only one with lifesize cutouts of Victoria’s Secret models. You’re just the only one who fucks those lifesize cutouts….

Here are a couple Victoria’s Secret models in some seriously ill-fitting pants that make me think they are substitute teachers from the 80s, or working a church fundraiser, or my friend’s mom who used to love Khakis no matter how fat she got…what a fucking disappointment only shaped liked Alessandra Ambrosio and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and not a middle aged short fat white trash woman with no taste who liked Tuna Casserole…..They really need to start dressing these bitches up like they do in photoshoots for all public events.

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Rosie Huntington-Whitely|Sex Dolls|Victoria's Secret

2010

02

Mar

Human Trafficked Girl of the Day

This bitch should have been thankful that they recruited her to be human trafficked, because at least she got some male attention and sex, when she otherwise wouldn’t.

I don’t really buy this bullshit story about being raped and extorted by telling her they would show her parents, I think she got a taste for cock and liked it, because this bitch isn’t from some Eastern European trying to escape the country for citizenship in America , or some Asian kid who was kidnapped for ladyboy sex in Thailand, she some eager suburban girl who got looped into some bullshit that they are calling Human Trafficking when really it’s just fucking old school prostitution….and prostitution, no matter what you call it…is porn to me…

Posted in:Sex Trafficker|Ugly

2010

02

Mar

Marisa Miller in Vegas Magazine of the Day

Marisa Miller is a model with a great body, she was in Vegas Magazine and she looked alright for a model with a great body. I would have preferred to see her spread eagled on a bed fisting her pussy like the whore that she is, but won’t admit that she is, because she’s masked that bullshit with an actual profession and has an ego that limits her vaginal fisting to the privacy of her own home.

Posted in:Marisa Miller|Vegas

2010

02

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Off Her Titties of the Day

There was a time when Jennifer Love Hewitt was only good for having big tits on a small frame and that time ended when Jennifer Love Hewitt decided to emotionally eat her way thru life, leading her an inflated fucking whale of a girl who could only get on person hard and that person was the guy at the restaurant she was walking into cuz he knew it meant he’d make some fucking money that night…until the world turned on her, laughed at her and humilated her, in way that would have got us kicked out of school for being “bullies” but that brought some real-life perspective to her that forced her to get on the treadmill and work her ass off so that she would never be laughed at again, proving that bullying, another move by the government to make everyone seemingly nice, despite everyone genetically being cunts who love other people’s downfalls, is one of life’s needed mechanisms to help us all be better people….

Here she is showing off her tits for a change….

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Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|Tits

2010

02

Mar

Jon and Kate Plus Tits of the Day

I guess you’d expect a mother of 8 kids to have ridiculous tits from all the milk she produced like the cow that she is, you know the kind of tits, that the right bra could scoop up and squeeze into something a little appealing to look at, but for the first few times I saw the show that made them rich household names, I thought she was a man…then I realized the kids called her mom so figured she was the pregnant man I saw on Oprah and really, the whole thing just confused the fuck out of me….but I guess all it takes is for a girl to grow out her lesbian haircut and put on a push-up bra to make me forget how stretched out her pussy must be, not that I think she’s hot, but at least I’m not thinking about her scrotum lookin’ vagina for a change….

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Posted in:Kate Gosselin|Tits