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2010

19

Feb

Penelope Cruz is the Nose I Want to Fuck of the Day

Girls with big noses are usually scary, monster looking bitches who can’t suck my dick proper because my dick’s so small that I had to ask the doctor if it was actually a dick.

They only get the tip in their mouth before bumpin against my pubic wall, embarrassing all parties involved, except me, because I have no shame. I just spin it on them having the birth defect and not me, even if I know that’s not entirely true, but unlike Tiger Woods, I don’t admit to my shortcomings, I spin them in a way that I come out on top and bitch ends up stripping to save up enough money to get a nose job….

Penelope Cruz on the other hand, is hot despite the big nose that may be physically unable to suck my dick, because that doesn’t matter, as we’ll never have to cross that road….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nose|Penelope Cruz

2010

19

Feb

Kristen Stewart Looks Inbred of the Day

I don’t understand all the hype behind this greasy, saggy eyed, inbred lookin’ trash, unless it comes from teenage girls, because teenage girls aren’t the ones jerking off to her. I get that Twilight was the biggest fucking thing in the history of the universe before Avatar flooded it out and I get that perverts like to get off to things they think teenage girls are getting off to, so when the popularity of the shit went thru the roof, I got it, but I didn’t get when I started hearing people make references to this bitch as being hot, because I know hot and this isn’t it. I even know moderate hot, fuckable, decent lookin’ and the only thing this bitch has is that she looks too retarded to tell on you if you raped her in the barn like you were her dad. It just proves that America is retarded and millions of marketing dollars can convince us to think pretty much anything. Whether it’s about polluting our ears with Lady Gaga, our bodies with fast food, our minds with celebrity gossip, we are just a bunch of fucking suckers….so here are some pictures of Kristen Stewart for you idiots who think she’s hot to realize she’s really is just a groggy lookin’ mess…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Inbred|Kristen Stewart|Ugly

2010

18

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email….

We have not seen you in awhile, the last time you logged in was Never.

I thought it was funny because it reminded me of something a vagina would email you if a vagina had a mind of its own and could type cuz you don’t get laid…and never get to log yourself into the fucking thing…

Yeah – that was a stretech and here is another stretch in the form of my stepLINKS….

How to: Put Your Fat Kid to Work
GO

This Slut is Going to Rehab in 3…2…1
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Ali Lohan: Street Walker
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Marty’s Angels: The 10 Hottest Women From Scorsese Films
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The 50 Hottest Models of All Time
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Because a Hot Slut Will More Than Likely Keep You From Putting a Bullet in Your Head Tonight, So You Can Drink Yourself to Death Tomorrow
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Christina Hendrick’s Tits Will Save the World
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World Record Kick to the Balls – VIDEO
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The World Famous Bushman of San Francisco!
(This Guy Rules!)
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Ahh Japan, Why is Everything You Do So Amazing – VIDEO
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Halle Berry Panty Upskirt Throwback
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I Wanna Bang Elisabetta Canalis and I’m Sure You Do Too
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Extreme Anal Fisting – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Don’t Know What Drugs This Cat is On, But I Want Some – VIDEO
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Flavor Flav is Walking After School Special About Why People Need to Use Birth Control of Any Sort
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Man Versus Windmill – VIDEO
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Pole Dance Mishap of the Day – VIDEO
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Tracy Morgan is Amazing – VIDEO
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Some Amateurs to Fantasize About
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Nikki and Winter Get It On
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Bar Rafaeli is Lookin Smoking!
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Well Hey There Blondie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Check Out Rihanna in This Video
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Jay Z is Not Amused – VIDEO
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A Day on the Fucking Machine
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As If Solving Rubiks Cubes Wasn’t Already Hard Enough – VIDEO
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Janice Dickinson is Disgusting
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Heidi Montag Wants to Get Her tits Bigger, For Fuck Sakes
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Dita Von Teese Has A Sexy Show In Italy
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Slut Gets Knocked Out in the Ring
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Rachel Brownsword is Topless
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Liza is On the Rock.Naked
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Ridiculous American Apparel Panty Photoshoot VIdeo
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Follow Me You Assholes!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

18

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Nipples in a Skimpy Outfit of the Day

I know. Seeing Pam Anderson modeling for her boring played out homo club kid friend after all these years never gets old, but she does. Seriously, her body, no matter how hard she tries to keep it up to date, it just keeps falling short, but I guess gay people are just drawn to how fun and famous she is and don’t care that she looks like a fuckin dude as her feminity slowly drips out of her in her final periods, if anything they celebrate that dry pussy shit….

The sad news is that I’d still suck the hepatitis out of her dirty used up pussy, but that’s not saying much for Pam Anderson, it’s just saying a whole lot about me.

Bonus – Some Amanda Lepore Nipple for the Weird Tranny Lovers….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Menopause|Model|old|Pam Anderson|Tit

2010

18

Feb

Underage Sex Party with a Cop of the Day

You can’t be mad at this guy, I mean he’s just taking advantage of his job and maximizing the perks. Seriously, we don’t pay cops enough for them to not have cocaine fueled underage sex parties. I mean that’s the only incentive for being a cop….

Posted in:corrupt cops|Police|Underage Sex Party

2010

18

Feb

Dakota Fanning Didn’t Grow Up So Cute of the Day

This shit fucks me up. Not in a bad way. It just one of those kids told she’s so talented and cute in her childhood that she develops an ego, cuz really 90 percent of kids are so cute and talented in their childhood, making them fun to watch in movies and on TV, because people get all warm and fuzzy watching kids, while some people get a little too warm and fuzz watching kids, like my priest back in Mexico, or my foster parents, or the school bus driver, baseball coach and grade 4 teacher who singled me out cuz I was not that popular and couldn’t speak english well enough to tell on them…but that’s not the point, the point is puberty turns kids into the ugly people, so many of the cute girls from my elementary school turned ugly like they were destined to be, that we all overlooked cuz they were too busy making us all laugh spitting up on themselves and fucking up their lines in the Christmas pageant…accidentally feeding their egos, only to have the harsh reality turn them into drug addicts…good times….

So here’s Dakota Fanning, the bitch who sounded 40 when she was 6 who we were all told was the one to watch, when really she was just a tool her mother used to live vicariously thru….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|Ugly

2010

18

Feb

Haylie Duff Ugly Watch of the Day

Remember when Haylie Duff thought she had what her sister had since they were from the same womb, so she took her ugly face and tried to make it famous, you probably don’t because it only lasted a week, but it was pretty funny to watch . It was that whole older sister unable to accept the younger sister is just better than her, before having to deal with it but still finding restitution by spending her sister’s money and milking her sister’s name to live the good life. You showed her Haylie…you fucking dog of a woman….seriously, she doesn’t look human, it’s like if you could have everything go wrong in the womb, you’d end up with this….I think I’ve sketched cartoons that are hotter than this and I don’t know how to draw…seriously, what the fuck am I lookin’ at, I can’t figure it out, I juse know it is scary….especially for the guy who dates her to get to Hilary….he has to look this in the face and tell her he loves her before fucking her all to get invited to meet the family…that’s some fucking committment to the cause….ok, enough of this….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Haylie Duff|Ugly

2010

18

Feb

Anna Paquin Does the Hayden Panettiere of the Day

I guess short, broad shouldered, small breasted, stalky legged bitches all look the same, at least to me because I don’t bother noticing their faces, like they were fat girls, because something in my brain just shuts off by the time I get to their faces and erases the shit like Will Smith in Men in Black. Sometimes the faces in my memories of the busted up, awkward bodies I’ve fucked turn into all kinds of things, like famous cartoon characters, monsters, blurred out like rapists being interviewed on 20/20, or pixelated like they were vagina on a mainstream website…..

Either way, here’s Anna Paquin dressed like she was Hayden Panettiere, but I guess it makes sense, since they are forced to shop in the same midget stores so they are bound to overlap their outfits every once in a while due to limited selection….

Here are the pics…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Anna Paquin|Hayden Panettiere

2010

18

Feb

Mischa Barton Making Herself Look Alive of the Day

One of the bigger jokes that happened in Hollywood in the last 24 hours are these pictures of Mischa Barton trying to get herself made up, done up, cleaned up in this makeover.

You see the last few months she’s been drinking hard, rockin’ a cocaine bloated face, she hasn’t been showering and I put her on the death watch, mainly because she looked like she was one night into a fatal overdose…like a fat swollen corpse but I guess she’s decided to step things up, shower and get her hair and make-up done, to show us that she’s not going to give up fully just yet, she’s gonna have at least one more night of beauty and glamor, where everyone notices her new clean hair and big fat tits, but I figure this look lasted a solid 20 minutes before she started sweating, jonesing leading to ripping lines in the taxi to get her fix….

One of the bigges jokes that’s happened in my life in the last 24 hours is that this is my fucking life…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Made-Up|Mischa Barton|Tits

2010

18

Feb

Rihanna’s Rude Boy Behind the Scenes of the Day

Rihanna proves that good marketing can make peipople real fucking famous, because she’s really not that interesting to listen to and she’s seriously not that interesting to watch, even when in skin tight outfits thanks to her weight gain and I’m pretty much ready for her to disappear and the good news is that I am pretty sure this is her last album at the top, I really think the rest of the world is tired with her too, and her 15 minutes that turned into 4 years are over.

I can only hope she wasn’t paid very much so that she get sent back home and is forced to live in her shanty she grew up in and in ten years this celebrity dream will feel more like a dream than reality, I figure it is possible since she is from the islands and based on the maid I used to work with when I was a gardener for a rich family, people from the islands get ripped the fuck off…..but my luck is usually not that good….

Posted in:Behind the Scenes|Rihanna|Rude Boy