This just in….Phoebe Price is a fucking joke. No wait…we already knew that….
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Posted in:Idiot|Pheobe Price
2010
12
Jan
This just in….Phoebe Price is a fucking joke. No wait…we already knew that….
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Posted in:Idiot|Pheobe Price
2010
12
Jan
I hate when people defend actors. They tell me how hard their jobs are and how many hours they put into the shit, when I know that all they do is remember a handful of fucking lines they are about to shoot, and spend the rest of their time on set either repeating themselves until it is perfect, or sitting in their trailer doing blow, playing videogames, or pretending they are so fucking great while fucking groupies in front of the mirror, all while getting paid millions of dollars….I think the fact that Christina Aguilera was cast to be in a movie just proves that anyone can act and that everyone has what it takes, it doesn’t take years of training or any of that shit, you just need to know how to read or have someone next to you tell you the lines you have to say. It’s a great fucking scam that I wish I got up on, but I just don’t think the camera loves me as much as it should….in fact no one loves me, but that doesn’t change the fact that Aguilera brought her little slut ass out to set….where she got to rub up next to a dude who doesn’t look like her monster husband….and here are the pics….
Posted in:Burlesque|Christina Aguilera
2010
12
Jan
Looks like Ellen Pompeo tried to reclaim some of that sex appeal she thought she once had before she had her kid, but that I don’t think she ever had because there’s nothing hot about her, and she did it the good old fashion way….by showing her new fat tits.
I guess it’s like when a girl gets her period and hormonally knows to dress and act sluttier to show off her swollen tits despite ruining the good times by dropping the bomb everytime she brings a random dude home and has to say “We can’t tonight, I have my period” when he is about to stick his dick in her forcing dude to suck it up and reply “I don’t give a fuck, just fuck me you whore who brought me home tonight even though we just met, when girls never bring me home and I don’t even remember the last time I got laid, but thanks to your hormones and possibly God, I’m not leaving here without having my dick in a pussy, so get out your plastic shee”, only instead of blood dripping out of her vagina, she’s had baby crawl out of the shit and here are her tits in an animal print bra…cuz she’s trying her hardest to remind herself guys want to fuck her…
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Posted in:Ellen Pompeo|Tits
2010
11
Jan
Marie-Eve here again.
I don’t know where the fuck fat ass disappeared to this afternoon but he’s been M.I.A and isn’t answering the pay phone at the park where he hangs out with that homeless that always licks his lips when he sees me. (Ew). Knowing him, he probably got arrested for indecent exposure on the bus (he likes to hop in the back door to avoid paying) or is laying in a ditch somewhere bleeding out of his ass after getting gang raped by a group of Trannys.
Either/Or.
Pending any new developments, click all of these links while I debate filing a missing person’s report.
Suri’s Toy Car Costs More Than Your Real Car, Possibly More Than Your House
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Bottom Pictures
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Get Laid. It Pays
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Oh and Here’s Some of Minka Kelly’s Hottest Pics Ever
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PRANK WAR RECAP!
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shauna Sand is Fucking Disgusting
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High Speed Homer Simpson Painting
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And More Drama from Lindsay Lohan
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50 Things Made Better By Bacon
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Striptease of the Day
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Replacing the Hoff with Howie Mandle is Like Drinking Shirley Temples instead of Striaight Up Scotch
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Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nothing to Fuck With
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The Midget Slut From Jersey Shore Had an Upskirt
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Mischa Barton Makes Me Want to Puke
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Zoe Saldana is Hot but Bitch Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Paul Sorvino From Good Fellas is Creating is Own Line of Pasta Sauce and It’s Hilarious
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Bruna Hort Gallery
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Chantelle Strips. Nuff Said
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Conan O’Brian Needs to Kick NBC in the Nuts and Break the Fuck Out
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Backflop Fail, Bitch
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Pussy Shave Video
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Blonde Cuties Get It On
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Here’s the Trailer for the A-Team Moie, If You Care
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hahah This Dog Jerking Off is Hilarious, But You Are Pathetic and Will Probably Get Off On It
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Sharon Stone is Fucking Delusional
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Tanya Robinson and Kayleigh Pearson
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Raven is a Beach Babe
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Say Hello to Verunka
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Man, Tori Spelling Way Never Hot, But Seriously What Happened To Her Face
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jana Jordan and Her Little Red Toy
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Jelena Jensen and Her Sunglasses
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Eva Mendes Loves Going Topless and I Love Her For It
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20 Years of the Simpsons
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The Truth About Hooters Girls
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Sure India, Let’s Throw Babies Off of Buildings, Why Not?
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Facebook Bukkake
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A Bunch of Sluts from the People’s Choice Awards
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Posted in:Uncategorized
2010
11
Jan
I met a girl this weekend who was talking about her boyfriend and how obsessed he was with Miley Cyrus. He thought she was so fucking hot and that she caught him jerking off to pictures of her online on more than one occassion. Which amazed me because I found it weird, maybe because I think she’s a fucking disaster with a wonky inbred face….I guess he just liked the whole young girl pretending she’s a virgin act, so I asked her if he ever insisted on putting ketchup inside her while they fuck to simulate de-virginization, because as a man who has never banged or wanted to bang a virgin in his life, I can’t really relate, see I only likes my pussy tainted like the meat at the ghetto grocery store cuz tainted means affordable….needless to say, that girl I met on the weekend didn’t want to become friends….but apparently Miley’s vagina wants to become friends with every cock around…I guess that’s what Disney execs only allowing you to do oral all these years will do to a motherfucker…and here she is keeping it wholesome with her muffin top….
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Muffin top
2010
11
Jan
I am too lazy to figure out what’s going on in these pictures. I just know that Vampire Den Mother Cher gay icon tucked her weathered Native American cock into her sequined girdle or the “Spanx” as the trendy refer to them today, only to taint Kristen Bell’s fat ass that her new brown hair can’t distract me from, while Christina Aguilera’s skinny ass and busted face waited outside a Burlesque show, where I guess she’s going to learn a few dance moves because pregnancy took her out of her “Dirrrty” mindset and just made her pussy dirty to look at or fuck thanks to opting out of the “C-Section” she was offered….good times…
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Burlesque|Cher|Christina Aguilera|Kristen Bell
2010
11
Jan
I know Shenae Grimes is someone who really doesn’t matter and I’m not one of those faggots in a “Roots” sweater with a Canada flag tattooed on my chest who has Canadian pride in any way, which I think is the only valid reason anyone should be talking about her or her stint in the USA on the shittiest concept of a show ever, I just thought it was funny watching her get man-handled by some big dyke asian chick who overpowered her, you know for the sake of sexual fantasies, if big dyke asian chicks are your thing….and that’s all I have to say about that, because let’s face it I’ve said too much….
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Asian|Lesbians|Shenae Grimes
2010
11
Jan
I guess Phoebe Price thought her ass was good enough to Bronze the shit so that it will eternally live with us, like a mother does with her babies first shoes, but since Phoebe Price is too old and self involved to have a baby, she went for the closest fucking thing, or maybe she’s just wearing a pair of metallic leggings to give off that effect and hope the sun reflects off the shit and blinds a passer-by causing a car accident, so that if gives her the illusion that she still has whatever it is she had that led her ego taking her to Hollywood to share with the world in the first place, when really shit’s just old and sloppy….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Ass|Phoebe Price|Silver
2010
11
Jan
Her name is Minka Kelly, I’ve heard her name but never really bothered figuring out who she is, but it turns out she’s engaged to Derek Jeter, the star athlete who has fucked pretty much every bitch in Hollywood, probably because when you get herpes from someone, it’s easier to stay with them than to have that awkward conversation with new girls you date, since getting laid is hard enough in the world without having herpes suprises, which I guess also explains why Minka Kelly is airing out her cunt and soaking it in salt water, I hear it’s one of the Doctor’s Books of Home Remedies for the shit….
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Posted in:Bikini|Minka Kelly
2010
11
Jan
I always thought that Taryn Manning was worth shit. She was ugly in a few movies and the only thing she looked like she was good at was hard fucking drugs and although I look for that bad skin, bags under the eyes, cry of desperation in my prostitutes, cuz they are more affordable, I don’t really look for it in actresses who’s only purpose is to distract me from the shitty movie with their tits and/or sex appeal.
I know she’s pretty much irrelevant now, but based on her face in these pictures, it’s safe to say she’s been keeping herself very busy not sleeping, not eating properly and doing a whole lot of hard drugs….not that that’s news, but when you saw this post was on Taryn Manning, you shoulda realized it would be irrelevant, in keeping true to her cuz she’s Projects, you know the kind of pussy you pay for in food stamps.
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Posted in:Gutter|Taryn Manning