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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day
Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day
Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day
Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day
Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day
Aurelie Dupont is the Instagram Of The Day
Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day
Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2010

11

Jan

Some Adult Expo Bullshit of the Day

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I didn’t go to the AVN Awards this year because I wasn’t invited by a porn company or credited as press or given money to cover the shit, because I guess they figured I’d do it all for free with other people’s pictures and that I don’t deserve to have fun. See I’ve got a thing with a room full of drug addict, daddy issue, molested and raped whores with no self respect, but I’m not into a room full of drug addict, daddy issue, molested and raped whores who mistake the attention they get from getting fucked on camera as actual self-worth and purpose and who really gives a fuck…

More haggard, battered, disgusting women than at the local welfare line, these ones are just more ambitious and realize they can make a decent living filming sex for some Jewish execs, they pay more than the dudes they fuck for extra drug money in their shithole apartments.

In the event you missed the point of this post, I fucking hate pornstars, they disgust me with their bottom feeding, it’s like anyone can get cheap plastic surgery, a dress at the sex shop and get filmed fucking, it’s just that not everyone is that fucking ghetto.

That’s why I like my porn amateur and unstaged. Sex tapes and fucking self-shot pics, where real girls are fucking on camera for free cuz they like fucking and made bad judgement calls one night when drunk with the wrong guy. It’s way fucking hotter than this stripper trash.

Either way, here are the pics from the tradeshow if you’re into used up trash who cost too much, unlike me, who pays used up trash the price they deserve, which is always far less than retail, a price that is the only reason I’m fuckin’ with them, cuz trust me, it’s definitely not for their ragged fucking cunts….seriously….

BONUS – Shauna Sand Was There in a Ridiculous Outfit…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Adult Expo|AVN 2010

2010

08

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I decided earlier today, that like Tila Tequila, I will pretend that Casey Johnson & Johnson is my fiance, my wifey, who I am going to marry in heaven and change my name to Jesus Johnson & Johnson for. I figure faking it will make me millions, I’d get her inheritance and I’d be set for fucking life, unfortunately, a life that may not be all that long and healthy since I’ve kinda fucked myself along the way by drinking too much, eating too badly, doing too many drugs, banging too many whores, but maybe these heart attack pains are all in my head, and I’ve actually, like a cockroach made myself resistant to the elements, while just always feeling like shit and never actually having it end. I think this is a whole lot of heavy shit to think about, I’ll have to go watch Ghostwhisper with Jennifer Love and her fat ass to reflect….and while I do that, here are my links. Happy New Year, you made it through the first week, which is saying more than we can say for quite a few people….ENjoy the time you have…Let’s hope for less morbid days…CUDDLES

Here’s a Shit Ton of Amazing Stills of Ashley Greene in the Body Paint Bikini That I’m Not Allowed to Post Because Internet Photo Laws Are Fucking Ridiculous
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Does Victoria Silvstedt Get Paid to Hang Out All Day in a Bikini
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Seriously, Fuck You Kate Gosselin
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Eliza Dushku’s Hottest Pics
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Because Hand Sex Is More Fun if You Have Something Quality to View
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Five Holiday Gifts Most Likely to be Returned
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Chinese Propaganda Punk
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Kate Moss Topless Photos
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It Didn’t Take Lohan Long to Get Back on the Crazy Train
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25 Holy Images In Everyday Things
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TEACH YOUR CAT TO SWIM!
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Caught in the Act! Peen in the Pipe Once Again
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If I Knew Anything About Hip Hop I Would Understand What “Lil Wayne x T-Pain x Drake x Nicki Minaj x Gucci Mane x Yo Gotti x Shawty Lo x Waka Flocka” Means
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Lindsay Lohan Will Fight You!
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Sofia Vergara in a Bikini for UK Loaded
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I Like How victoria Beckham is on America Idol Even Though She Can’t Sing Worth a Shit
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Tila Tequila is a Fucking Idiot
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Call ME Crazy But a Gary Coleman Body Double Makes Sense to Me
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Things That Make Sense: Keanu Reeves Is Really A Shape-Shifter Named Marty Spencer
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Talia is Your Treat of the Month
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Karate Girl FAIL
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Alison in the Clouds
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Lesbian Fuck Fest
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Elephant Cumshot is Just as Epic As it Sounds
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Dirty Dirty Striptease
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Pam Anderson and Whatever STD of the Week She Has Are Back on the Market
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Some Miley Cyrus Personal Pictures Throwback
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Mili Has Some Alone Time
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Christina Aguilera and Some Dried Up Old Prune That I Think Is Cher On The Set of “Burlesque” in Hollywood
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Jazzy, Sammi and Charlie
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Talia Shepard shows Her Goodies
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These Guys Are Lifesavers – VIDEO
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So… Does K-Y “Intense” Gel Really Work?
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Tiger Woods Mistress Loredana Jolie
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Girl Vs Gay Guy On South American Sidewalk – VIDEO
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God I Hate Lady Gaga More and More Everyday
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Hottie Shares Her Workout
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Wheel of Fortune – Mispronunciation
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Laeticia Hallyday is a Serial Killer…Wait, what?
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

08

Jan

Brittany Murphy 911 Call of the Day

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This is a pleasant way to start off the weekend….don’t do drugs you idiots…this is pretty fucking horrible and that dude Simon’s a fucking wreck counting like a retard in the background…Nothing funny about this….it’s actually fucking depressing ….I should post tits instead of this…seriously….my god….this is burning my ears….why am I posting this….fuck.

Since we’re doing 911 Calls – here’s the Casey Johsnon & Johnson 911 Call where the woman calling doesn’t even give a fuck that she’s dead- probably a common theme in her life – where was Nicky Hilton her self-proclaimed best friend…assholes

That was depressing – how about something to lighten the mood…a little Solid Potato Salad Pussy Eating Cartwheel….

Posted in:911 Call|Brittany Murphy

2010

08

Jan

Granny Beatdown of the Day

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I guess it is true what they say about getting old and retiring, it fucking sucks and leaves you lying on the ground covered in piss getting yelled at and beat down by a woman. I think it’s safe to say this is staged, you know the whole lookin’ into the camera and laughing and smiling but I guess it’s up for discussion, so your weekend assignment is to get to the bottom of this video….

Posted in:Elderly|Fight|Granny

2010

08

Jan

Paula Sladewski is a Dead “Model” of the Day

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Some Model who is actually a stripper who wanted to be a model named Paula Sladewski who was 26 years old and in a Playboy video called the Ultimate Playmate Search back in 2003 was found burnt in a trash can , RIP Motherfucker, I guess she was hangin with the wrong crowd, as strippers tend to do or maybe just in the wrong place at the wrong time, like at a ghetto stripclub when a psychopath was there, but it confirms that the world is a sick fucking place.

I figured I’d post some pictures of her before she was burned beyond recognition….I hope they catch the killer who is probably her boyfriend and while they are lookin’ let’s celebrate her life….but I couldn’t find the video she was in..

YOU CAN DOWNLOAD HER PLAYBOY VIDEO HERE
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Posted in:Model|Paula Sladewski|RIP Motherfucker

2010

08

Jan

WOW Woman Seriously Desperate for Cock of the Day

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I need to play more videogames with virgin, socially awkward weird people. Sure they aren’t very good lookin, but they are desperate enough to travel to Canada for teenage cock, they might as well just pay for me to fly to Texas to give them my preschool lookin’ cock. Life is unfair, you know calling this bitch a Sex Offender by the real world, they just don’t understand the World of Warcraft World they spend most of their lives in, they’ve got their own fuckin’ laws and their own moral system and for them to impose their laws on these poor socially awkward losers is just unfair.

Posted in:Cock|Sex|Texas|Woman

2010

08

Jan

Christina Aguilera in a Short Skirt on Set with Cher of the Day

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Cher and Christina Aguilera are working together on set for something I can only assume gay guys are going to go fucking nuts over, I mean that is if gay guys other that Chazz Bono are still into Cher and her glamorous deep voice…and if they aren’t it still looks like its destined be something I will jerk off to when drunk and questioning my sexuality, cuz sometimes we gotta switch things up a little to see what it is that we really like and I’m assuming when I am done wiping the tears of shame from my eyes, this won’t be one of those things…either way, whatever is going on is weird and I’ll leave it at that cuz I’m hungover and don’t really care…

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Short Skirt

2010

08

Jan

Cheryl Burke Stretching her Fat Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

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< I have a feeling that Cheryl Burke's wearing these tight fucking pants because she doesn't realize that she's gained a solid 20 lbs, or she realizes and doesn't want to admit it. I've been there, I feel her pain, the day I realized they didn't sell pants in my size at regular stores was a pretty depressing thing, so I'd do all I could to squeeze into a pair of skin tight pants. I'd put them on wet like a slut in the 80s, I'd wear them as low as I had to to get around, I'd tie them around my waist undone with a rope or electrical cord. It was misterable until I just stuck to elastic waistbands....something I think Cheryl Burke's taking advantage of in these pictures just because her ego doesn't want to size the fuck up...either way, some of you black dudes out there love fat bitches, so I figured it was worth posting and if anything, maybe it'll motivate this pig to get dancing again....

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cheryl Burke|Stretching

2010

08

Jan

Anthony Bourdain Burning 6 Tons of Cocaine of the Day

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I stole this from someone’s facebook page, partially because I like Anthony Bourdain, I think he’s kinda funny and ex-drunk drug addicts who make it as author’s of books and hosts of shows who don’t hide the fact that they were drunk drug addicts is an inspiration to all of us addicts….and here he is buring 6 tons of cocaine…that’s a lot of fucking cocaine all while mocking Lindsay Lohan……good times…especially for the dudes burning the coke, a job I am pretty sure there were a lot of volunteers for cuz inhaling those fumes are gonna rape a motherfucker in a good way, but in rapes defense, when is it ever not good…

Posted in:Anthony Bourdain|Cocaine

2010

08

Jan

Tila Tequila is a Disaster of the Day

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I don’t care that Casey Affleck Johnson died. I didn’t know her and if I did know her she looked like one of those snobby cunts who wouldn’t have bothered being polite to me. She probably wouldn’t let me drink off her bottle at the club but would instead treat me like so many rich girls treated me when I worked at the Pharmacy, where they’d come up and ask me for enema’s, yeast infection creams, pussy odor sprays and all the other humiliating shit you know they wouldn’t have asked a guy they wanted to fuck or who they’d think would be in their circle of life.

So I don’t really have any sympathy for these disaster rich kids who could have done anything but decided kill themselves with addiction instead all while embarrassing their families who offered them the world, out of some sick resentment they have for being born into luxury….idiots….

I definitely don’t give a fuck about Tila Tequila. I’ve had twitter fights with her, I’ve met her in person, I’ve followed her 4 year scam unintentionally but this is really rock bottom. She’s totally unstable, her blog and twitter are fucking more insane than they’ve been the last two months, Hollywood ate her up, threw her up and shat her out and now she’s hanging the fuck on by milking the death of a girl who jokingly said was “her fiance” for publicity cuz both these whores are hoooked on publicity…..

They’ve turned this death into a very cheap, childish, boring, disgusting drama that I am pretty sure will officially bury Tila’s career with Casey’s corpse and maybe Casey was just the sacrifice we needed to eliminate Tila…some kind of Martyr we need to immortalize in statue and I’m glad its all almost over…

I was watching this video of Tila Tequila and reading her Blog posts was left pretty disgusted, her “fiance” or wife who she refers to a “Casey Nguyen” and says shit like “I’ve never lost a fiance before….the whole thing is beyond weird…but with weirdness comes drug use and with drug use comes overdoses so fingers are crossed that the end of Tila is coming one way or another….here are the pics…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Disaster|Tila Tequila