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Lindsay Lohan in Burkini with a Hermaphrodite of the Day
Lindsay Lohan in Burkini with a Hermaphrodite of the Day
Britney Spears Keeps Dancing of the Day
Britney Spears Keeps Dancing of the Day
Salma Hayek’s Strong Jaw in a Bikini of the Day
Salma Hayek’s Strong Jaw in a Bikini of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Does Make-Up on the Lake of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Does Make-Up on the Lake of the Day
RFK Jr’s Wife in a Slutty Dress of the Day
RFK Jr’s Wife in a Slutty Dress of the Day

2009

14

Dec

Victoria’s Silvstedt is Still a Useless Whore of the Day

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Here’s vile, disgusting, used-up, prostitute, whore pussy that goes by the name Victoria Silvstedt. She’s the original Swedish nobody who got herself some fake tits and a few nude modeling jobs in the 90s, making her some kind of “It” girl amongst perverts on the internet for a little while, before ruining some midget billionaire Greek shipping dude’s marriage when she got caught getting eaten out by him on the beach, only to try to sue every site, including mine for posting the shit, making her pretty much my fucking enemy who I would love to shit on everytime I can, but unfortunatelty, she’s into getting shit on, so long as the shit comes out of a billionaire she’s using for his money’s ass, cuz being his useless whore he disrespects is her fucking job, but in her defense, 500 dollar bottle of wine, filet mignon and gourmet food diet makes for a real tasty scat party….Either way, I hate this cunt and here are some pics of her unfortunately still alive….

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Posted in:Victoria's Silvstedt|Whore

2009

14

Dec

Shakira Does the Gala Awards in a Repeat Outfit of the Day

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Shakira needs to invest a little of her Columbian coke money into her costume department. She’s been wearing this discoball tight dress too fucking much and I know hookers, like real low level hookers who don’t have a home who have more outfits than this and wouldn’t be caught dead wearing the same dress every fucking day, unfortunatley for their John’s panties are a whole other story for them though….but that’s not the point, the point is that I’m tired of lookin up her skirt to see a metalic pair of American Apparel shorts like I was at a 16 year old Halloween party, when the girls are dipping their toes into being total whores, but aren’t fully prepared to take the plunge into letting random men see their bare or thonged ass, making this whole outfit a fucking fail on all fucking levels….and here are the pics for you to live out the disappointment of this gutter repeatitive trash with me.

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Posted in:Awards|Gala|Shakira

2009

14

Dec

Kristen Bell’s Single Ass in Leggings of the Day

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I don’t care for Kristen Bell. She’s got no sex appeal. She’s alright looking but definitely not worth getting excited for. I figure she’s average at best but for some reason you idiots think she’s amazing…

I think when a girl washes out a stain like Dax Sheppard out of her panties, it’s worth mentionning and celebrating…

Here are some pics of her walking around with a popsicle, that for some reason the paparazzi didn’t get pics of her sucking it, which could also be a big part of the reason why Dax dumped her boring ass anti-dick suckin’ ass….

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Posted in:Kristen Bell|Single

2009

14

Dec

Little Boots Wears Little Pants of the Day

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Little Boots is some irrelevant twat from the UK that some hipster kids in America are all obsessed with because they are gay, dyke, bi or sexually ambigious or confused gender bender weirdos and don’t realize how shitty her body is and actually care about her music and here she is in little pants, doing the whole Lady Gaga leotard shit that professional dancers and Madonna did before her….the whole thing is pretty fucking boring because I don’t see any pussy lip or bush hanging out of the panty-like bottoms like I do when I hang out at the public pool on Aquarobic mornings filled with hot 80 year old pussy in ill-fitting one-piece bathing suits, but I guess it’s good enough for me to post, mainly because I’ve already come this far with the post, I can’t turn back now….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Little Boots|Pantsless

2009

14

Dec

A Tiger Woods Mistress at a Charity Event of the Day

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Her name is Jaimee Grubbs and she is one of the sluts Tiger Woods fucked. I like how they call these whores his “Mistresses”, which is a pretty nice way of calling them Groupie Bitches. I always thought mistresses were for old school Italian and other Patriarchal family structures, where the man is king and the wife is the mother of his kids and the mistress who is a long term woman he fucks on the side and the wife knows about is who he does all the dirty shit with. A mistress isn’t some jump-off you’ve got in various cities, that’s just some groupie or escort pussy….

I guess what matters is that she’s at this Charity event, you know, doing good and getting noticed, using her whore status to save lives and in her case it would only really make sense if it was a Charity event for HIV, cuz I’m pretty sure Tiger Woods has got that shit brewing in his balls cuz the quality cunt he’s put his dick may look hot, but I can only assume their pussies are about as clean as a public washroom in a seedy part of town that hasn’t been cleaned in a decade, but it does shit and blood smeared all over it thanks to the fecal artist homeless dude who calls the place home.

Either way, here she is loving every ounce of attention this whole thing has brought her…a joy that may end when the STD tests come in….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Charity|Event|Tiger Woods

2009

14

Dec

Boring Bikini Model Party You Weren’t Invited to of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio were kickin’ it after their really stressful day standing around in a bikini and getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars, so they hit the bottle….and shit looked really fucking boring. I prefer model parties to end with lesbian sex orgies because they had a little too much to drink….

My only really question is what happened to Adriana Lima? She was always my favorite one and her wholesome viringity was a lot more fun than watching washed up mothers drinkin’ themselves stupid cuz they’ve got nothing better to do with their time while the baby is with the sitter and they’ve got 5 minutes to their fucking self to let loose and play charades or whatever the fuck she’s doing…all this party is missing is for one of these sluts to bust out the Scrabble board….cuz they’re so fucking wild.

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Doutzen Kroes

2009

14

Dec

Kelly Brook is a Desperate and Horny Whore of the Day

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I can smell the dripping horny pussy from here…Kelly Brook must be at her sexual peak and her biological clock must be ticking…or maybe she’s just trying to put on a show for the small amount of the public who actually know and care about who she is…or maybe she’s just being possessive and overcompensating because her athlete boyfriend is probably dippin’ his gym shorts in a whole lot of other pussy cuz that’s what pro athletes do and I guess she’s just trying lay her stake for the world to see and I find the whole thing desperate and disgusting…rent a fucking room you whore…I hate horny girls because there’s nothing hot about a girl losing herself to her pussy’s itch…acting all swoony and pathetic…I prefer a girl who hates sex and is only letting me inside her because I’m either paying or raping.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kelly Brook|Public Sex|Whore

2009

14

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio One Piece Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio brought her disgusting mom body out in a bathing suit because I guess Victoria’s Secret is contractually obligated to give her work and the whole thing makes me feel really sorry for her husband and his poor planning. He thought he was locking down Alessandra Ambrosio, the hugely successful bikini and lingerie model, but instead he turned her into this. Disgusting.

Here’s the proof that karma’s a fucking bitch…and it is really pictures like this that make me really happy to be me and good about myself…you know with my obese wife and poverty cuz it coulda been worse…I coulda married a supermodel who ended up like this…and by this I mean pretty fucking hot. I suck at life…

BONUS – Here are some actual BIKINI pictures to show you how GROSS she is and really drive my point home….

Pics via Bauer

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bathing Suit|One Piece

2009

14

Dec

Kelly Osbourne Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I realize that any picture of Kelly Osbourne would be shitty, but if bitch is gonna get in a bikini and have pictures taken of her, I’m pretty fucking willing too look and laugh at her imperfections, especially since she’s probably at her fittest because she’s been on that Dancing with the Girl who has a Famous Father show, dancing all day training, but even if she was at her fattest I’d want to see it. I’m the kind of guy who likes watching trainwrecks even though they aren’t that pleasant to watch, especially if those train wrecks are half naked…

Either way here she is with her homosexual boyfriend who she gets the same haircut as because she thinks it means they are actually in love, while he’s just trying to ride her coatails to the endless supply of cock fame in America will bring him, but sometimes, I guess ignorance is bliss…like back when I used to think arabs were just people in pajamas who didn’t understand why we wore everyday clothes when you could be comfy in your PJs, before I realized they wore those pajamas to hide suicide bombs….Those were the good years….

I love that they captured her fat self that can’t control her fat self and starts eating one of her hats….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Kelly Osbourne|Shitty

2009

14

Dec

Katie Price and Her Tranny Tits of the Day

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I wonder how many times Katie Price pulls out the lips on her weather vagina and shapes the shit into something that looks as close to a cock and ballsack as possible, because there is no fucking way this girl doesn’t realize or that it is an accident that as the days turn into months, she turns into a fucking dude. Maybe it is just the make-up, maybe it’s just how the plastic surgery sets, like foundation on an old house, or maybe she’s on hormone therapy, cuz after Peter Andre, she realizes that her life calling, or at least her sexual preference is to fuck gay menup the ass with a huge black strap on dildos….and that she can’t live without a cock….but at least as she slowly enters manhood, she still has a pair of the stupiest fake tits to ever make a cunt with no purpose famous…and here are some pics of her trashy and dressed like the kid on welfare you’d find at K-Mart.

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Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|Tits|Tranny