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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day

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Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2009

Dec

George Clooney Lets Elisabetta Canalis have Friends of the Day

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George Clooney imported some pussy from Italy a few months ago, I assume to help launch her career and make a lot of money off of her, because when you’re George Clooney, you can find better quality pussy pretty much every time you leave the fucking house. There’s got to be some kind of plan behind this relationship, I just haven’t figured it out because I don’t really care. I just know is that he does pretty much owns her and that she will do everything and anything he asks of her since in her mind dating him is like winning the fucking lottery and can determine the rest of her life….you know giving her the chance to be the next Penelope Cruz only the Italian version and I guess he let her out of the house to hang with her friends because part of the deal they have is an endless supply of double blowjobs at least if I was George Clooney that would be my only reason for letting her out of her cage in my basement to meet up with her friend “recruiting” for my needs…that’s enough of this post….

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Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis|George Clooney|Lesbian|Tits

2009

Dec

Brooke Burke’s Got a Real Sturdy Bra of the Day

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What the fuck is this bitch wearing…..some kind of military equipment or some shit? Is she like the crazy lady I met in the pharmacy the other week wearing a full outfit made out of aluminum foil, because she didn’t want the radiation to get to her and because buying lead is out of her budget…like is this some breast cancer prevention bra made out of fucking cement…or maybe it has something to do with how wrecked her tits are now that she’s a mom of two and I don’t really get it but I know it reminds me of all the bitches I’ve met over the years in padded bras who tricked me into thinking they were more stacked than they actually were and the whole thing brings back a lot of horrible memories…all reminding that Brooke Burke is a thing of the past and that the only thing Wild On! in her life these days is when one of her kids uses the fucking toilet on its own or something….Pretty fucking depressing….

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Posted in:Bra|Brooke Burke

2009

Dec

Someone Threw Up on Drew Barrymore of the Day

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There is nothing hot about Drew Barrymore….I mean other than to perverts child molesters who haven’t got over her role in E.T….but seriously she has got to be one of the most over-hyped girls in Hollywood and I guess it is all thanks to a long line of generations of famous actors and a her Godparents being Steven Spielberg and Sophia Loren Hollywood in her family….but that doesn’t mean anything…I’m sure anyone with the raw talent she possesses could have been the great mind behind Beverly Hills Chihuahua and all the other bullshit she’s produced, wrote, directed and acted in…while everyone around her, who encourages her like some blind kid riding a bike for the first time or some shit…..ignores the fact that she is ugly as fucking shit….

Here are some pictures of her at her new movie “Everyone’s Fine” premiere and she’s dressed like someone threw up all over her dress because I guess it only comes natural since she’s lived her entire life lookin like someone threw up on her face…..

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Posted in:Drew Barrymore|Vomit

2009

Dec

Sienna Miller Lookin Like the Trash That She is of the Day’

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Sienna Miller always has the ability to look like her pussy always fucking stinks…..

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Posted in:Sienna Miller|Trash

2009

Dec

Heidi Klum’s Mom Ass in a Skirt Modeling of the Day

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This is the booty the Seal fucks the shit out of before not pulling the fuck out and knocking her the fuck up for the 10th fucking time all bounced back into shape after giving birth to their latest mixed-race creature. She is already getting world modeling for some German bullshit and she remains a good freak of nature because even teenage girls with eatin disorders don’t bounce back from their baby-weight this fat….another thing in her life that is a freak of nature….Seal’s face…but that doesn’t really matter, what does matter is when are they going to release a sex tape…because I can only assume as a German woman and a very large black man with a mangled face….the shit is fucking demonic to watch…I’m talking scat, bondage, latex and piss…possible inclusion of midgets and barn animals…I don’t fucking know…I just know it’ll be good and not even because of how hot this bitch is, just because I know there is a reason for all their breeding and I want a glimpse into it….

Either way, Heidi Klum has a substantially better body than every single mother I have met over the last few decades and that’s all I have to saw about that…

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Posted in:Heidi Klum|Mom Ass|Skirt

2009

Dec

Cameron Diaz and Her Ice Cream Cone of the Day

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With a title like Cameron Diaz and her Ice Cream Cone, you’d expect something a little more perverted that her making some stupid fucking face like some kind of fucking clown at the fucking park trying to make little kids laugh and have a good time like some kind of fucking pervert who should be locked while actually scaring the fucking shit out of them cuz no one likes fucking clowns…..

See I expected her to be sucking the shit, or at least have it dripping off her hispanic lips and down her hispanic chin dripping into her cleavage like shit was mainlined out of Justin Timberlake’s ball sack cuz he is the last celebrity I remember hearing about her fucking, not that it mattters, if anything if these pictures were any good, you coulda pretended that you were the source for the mess on her face, but instead it is this bullshit that doesn’t make for an erotic of an experience as hanging outside the ice cream parlor on a hot summer date, but I guess disappointment is what Cameron Diaz does these days….

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Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Ice Cream

2009

Dec

Lisa Rinna’s Old Body in Some Tight Pants of the Day

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Lisa Rinna was out wearing some tight pants the other day and you shouldn’t really care because you saw her naked plastic ass photoshopped in Playboy this past year and they may have strategically blocked out her pussy lips so that we’ll never know if they are as big, swollen and red as the lips on her face are, but in the event you want to get off to her because you are weird, you can always do a google search so that you’re not stuck jerking off to bullshit pictures like this and that’s all I have to say about this nobody…who is more of a somebody than me…otherwise I wouldn’t be talking about her…but I would be talking about me….which I guess I kind of am….how annoying of me.

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Posted in:Leggings|Lisa Rinna|Tight Pants

2009

Dec

More Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I posted these pictures of Miley Cyrus in her Bikini yesterday because my life is all about catering to perverts with know taste, who like jailbait because it is illegal in their state and because they are dirty old men who think she’s all fresh and so clean, even though one meeting at Disney leaves her tasting more cock than the 40 year old whore down the street from me who is a mother of 8, but in Miley Cyrus’ defense the 40 year old down the street only gets a few customers an hour, now that word is out she has AIDS, but still, there’s nothing pure about this corporate tool to brainwash kids, not to mention she looks like she is semi-retarded, like that she didn’t get enough oxygen to their brain when they were being born because they got tangled up in their dad’s achey breaky mullet, or that maybe her parents are actually brother and sister…cuz guess what….you can’t hide incest no matter how hard you try…it always shows up in a wonky fuckin face…

Either way, I felt obligated to post these pictures of her adjusting her bikini top, cuz it is just the kind of subjective bullshit your pervert ass needs.

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Posted in:Bikini|Miley Cyrus

2009

Dec

Jessica Simpson’s Wet Spot as her Fat Ass Struggles to Get Out of a Car of the Day

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After the last 4 hours staring at this picture of Jessica Simpson, I am pretty sure I see a wet spot in her crotch. I’m lying. I don’t think anyone has spent more than a few minutes staring at her crotch in the last 5 years, which is a huge part of why her jeans are so huge, another huge part of why she is so huge is that no one wants to marry her and knock her up, so she figures she’ll do it herself with cake, all while her younger sister is living a substantially better and more successful life than her, as she accompanies her dad, the only man who will love her unconditionally and the only man who can make her cum in under 7 minutes, because they’ve worked out a system after all these years of working together. He made this pussy and he knows it like the back of his fucking hand….mainly because he uses it as a glove at least twice a day.

I don’t know what I am talking about…I just like watching the fall of Jessica Simpson, only because I always like seeing fat chicks fall, as their struggle to get back up is always funny.

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Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson

2009

Dec

Crazy Lady on the Subway of the Day

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This is amazing….”I’m gonna take a knife and cut up my mother’s breasts…and stick the knife up her ass”….

There are times I spend a few too many hours or days alone and think that maybe I’m crazy. You know I write a bullshit website all day, I drink too much and I am pretty much homeless and all that typical stuff that would make you think you’re not really normal because you don’t do the whole 9 to 5 grind and cuz you aren’t motivated by money and you don’t really want much out of life except the chance to see Katy Perry’s bare titty nipples, but before I have time to really fall into a weird dark place something comes my way to remind me that I’m really not crazy at all, I am just bored and wish I was crazy to entertain myself, I’m just lazy and lack ambition and today that reality check came in this video….

See there are actual people who are fucking insane, screaming nonsense on the train like she’s all the fuck alone in her room having a tantrum like a 4 year old…only a lot more fun because she’s decided to share her craziness with all of us thru this video…..

So I may never have this kind of fit in public, but I can use this as a model to follow if I ever wanted to freak everyone out around me by pretending I was actually having a fit in public, because it is just that good…..

Posted in:Crazy Lady