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2009

24

Nov

Arta Dobroshi Has the Worst Body to Ever be on Film of the Day

I doubt anyone knows who this girl is, possibly because she wasn’t born a girl but had to mask her identity when escaping communist Russia and hormones were the only option, or maybe she was some science experiment in some German sex change lab, or maybe because she isn’t from here and was in a movie called “Le Silence De Lorna”, something I doubt any of you have seen or heard of, but if you have you will know that she gets naked in it and it’s a pretty miserable experience. She is built like a fucking tank with titties and has the worst naked body to ever be on film, but then again, I haven’t seen all that many movies, especially not foreign movies, I just know I could never get hard for this bitch under any circumstance and I’m pretty easy going when it comes to fucking bitches….

Posted in:Arta Dobroshi|Naked

2009

24

Nov

January Jones and Her Skinny Legs of the Day

If you can jerk off to this, you can jerk off to anything and your resistance to the elements and ability to perform is something I commend and think should be celebrated instead of frowned. Thanks to the Internet, we live in a generation of freaks. There was a time when people could jerk off to lingerie catalogs, pictures of women in bikinis, Baywatch, National Geographic and even sniffing a pair of our sisters dirty panties. We didn’t need bondage or scat or violence or simulated rape or porn with girls in braces or porn with girls who are sleeping or porn with girls who pretend to be bleeding virgins or any of the other shit that is out there, so it’s nice to know someone out there can get off to the simple things in life, like a skinny bitch in a fat world, just walking down the street with her skinny legs in skinny jeans..even if she’s not all that hot and named after the worst month of the year….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:January Jones|Skinny

2009

24

Nov

Retired Supermodels Nude for i-D of the Day

Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen are retired supermodels bringing their hot older bodies out of motherhood, to show the world why they were models in the first place and that when once a model always a model because models never die and good genes last forever or some other comic book mantra you’d be better off writing for me, since I don’t do comics.

They look good, but the pics are a little boring, maybe it’s just me but when a bitch gets this close to showing me her pussy but backs the fuck out, I get angry …real angry….and that kind of behavior gets a bitch raped or at least a black eye….if you know what I mean….

This is one of those photoshoots I would have liked to be masturbating in the corner on, cuz you know between shots, bald mom pussy was bountiful…

Either way, here are the pics…..take it in cuz I figure eventually they will age and start falling apart at the seams, but no matter what they put themselves thru, they still look pretty solid, but then again, maybe that’s why they aren’t showing their pussies…you know with all the dick and babies and losing of elasticity and shit….

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer|Eva Herzigova|Helena Christensen|Nude|Retired Models

2009

24

Nov

Tila Tequila Leaked Sex Tape of the Day

Tila Tequila is holding on as hard as she fucking can and this fall from her peak is funny to me. Sure, I like watching people as much as the next guy, but when the person in question never deserved to be a position to fail in the first place, I really like watching them fail.

Tila Tequila, although a lovely girl who probably just marketed herself as a piece of fucking trash internet whore, never deserved to be in any spotlight or on any TV. It was a glitch in the system when internet became mainstream and mainstream didn’t know how to deal, other than give all these seemingly popular people mainstream jobs, without realizing the logic behind why a half naked chick has millions of myspace fans, like the fact that she gets half naked and we’re perverts who like pretending we are friends with chicks who get half naked.

So I’ve been loving that her Ustream videos had 1000 views up until last week’s, where bitch actually fucking masturbated on cam like the cam whore she is, possibly because her dad never hugged her enough or some shit…or because she wasn’t happy seeing her fame dwindle and even that video only got 30,000 views….proving she’s fucking worthless and no one cares…

So she released a shitty video she claims was stolen from her laptop, because I guess celebs or wannabe celebs have issues not having their laptops stolen.

It is 5 seconds long and with her longtime model boyfriend who she pretends isn’t her boyfriend and because she figures being single and bi-sexual is more marketable -even though this motherfucker was the one pressing “Add as Friend” on myspace for her years ago and is just riding the fucking wave under the fucking radar…and here she is playing with his small penis…


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Posted in:Sex Tape|Tila Tequila

2009

23

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I made the mistake of taking a restaurant that is going out of business up on their 4 for one Mexican food deal. I shoulda taken it as a sign the food wasn’t good when a place has that kind of deal to begin with, but more importantly when I am the only one in the restaurant taking advantage of that deal. I have thrown up 4 times and I’m pretty sure Mexico is mad at me for being a bad mexico and bringing me the fuck down….Mexico figures they made me and they can end me…Let’s see if the inner cockroach in me steps up and fuckin’ survives….


If I don’t you can always remember my by buying my t-shirt ….
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Here are my stepLINKS

If Martha Stewart and Sarah Palin Had a Naked Cat Fight…
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A Shit Ton of Celeb Sluts From the AMAs
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Because If I Made It Any Easier For You I’d Have to Do It Myself, And I’m No Fag
(Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That)
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Some Fantstic Olivia Munn Photos
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Rihanna is Speaking About Chris Brown….FROM THE FUTURE!
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Crazy Girlfriend Hates the XBox
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Sex x Graffiti
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The Five Worst Childrens Books Ever
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Some Slut Named Kristina Rihanoff and Her Panty Upskirt
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I/m Not Sure What They Were Getting At With Thie Vodka Commercial Here, But I’d Love It If Someone Could Explain
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Nicole Kidman is Starting to Look Real Fucking Weird
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So THAT’S What News Makers So During Commercials
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Apparently ABC is Not a Fan of Simulated Male on Male Oral Sex. Prudes
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Bai Ling Wants to Cure Cancer With Her Nipples
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Whoa Check Out Rihanna’s Jumpsuit
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And MORE Rihanna
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Danny Devito is Making a Movie About Crazy Eddie
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Alli is a UC Berkeley Campus Cutie
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History Repeats Itself, Even For a Junkie Like Amy Winehouse
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Nikkila Flashing her Boobs Around Town
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Honestly I’d Rather Be a Fat Ass Than So Obesessed With By Body Like This Guy
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Showing Off Her Tits in the Dressing Room…
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A couple of Blonde Lesbian Twins
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Idiot Chick Falls Off an ATV
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Rice Field Art Sounds Gay, But It’s Actually Pretty Fucking Impressive
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Miranda Kerr is Topless a Few Times Over
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Emily Scott is Nude at The Beach
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Say Hello to Kameliya
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We’ve Been Seeing a Lot of Bryci Lately, Haven’t We
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Ohhhhhwheeeee Candice Swanepoel!!! wow!
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Hey There Cutie, Come to Jesus
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Trashy Babes Party on the Stage
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They Tricked Taylor Into Sex
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Cierra Spice Drops Her Dress
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Let’s Talk About SEXT
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Hot Teen Blonde Completely Nude
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Some Susan Boyle, Just Because
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If The Purpose of Simon’s Video is To Show Us He Has Too Much Times On His Hands, It Worked
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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If You Wanna Get Laid, GO SEE NEW MOON!
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The 50 Sexiest Calendars of 2010
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Peaches & Eve Angel Get It On
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Party Sobriety Test Fail
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ARIA GIOVANNI’S LATEST PICS SHOW OFF HER PERFECT TITS AND BETTER-THAN-PERFECT PUSSY … UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

23

Nov

Kelly Hu’s Ass in her Bathing Suit Bottoms of the Day

Here’s Miss Teen USA 1985 and Miss Hawaii USA 1993, not that you care because that shit was a long time ago and you don’t even remember her, but should because thanks to her Chinese genetics, her ass still looks like she’s 12 even though she’s 42.

She’s done her fair share of serious shit movies, but there’s probably a future of typecasting her as the Asian ahead of her, and based on these pictures, let’s hope we’re behind her the whole time….if you know what I mean, which I sure as hell hope you do, because if you don’t you’re a fucking idiot….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Bathing Suit|Kelly Hu

2009

23

Nov

Pam Anderson and Her Hep Legs Travel of the Day

It’s nice seeing Pam Anderson really grab life by the balls and take the time to travel and see the globe beyond what she’s already seen because thanks to dirty sex, her liver’s not going to last forever cuz Hepatitis kills, and she might as well do it all while she’s got the energy, before she’s laying in a hospital bed waiting for a donor to give her another run at hard drinking, hard fucking and hard cocaine usin’ excessive life, an ideal time to be an orderly or nurse, because fuckin’ with a medicated, debilitated Pam Anderson offers a whole lot of opportunity to both make money and get off no matter how old she is when shit comes crashing down…and here some pics of her lookin’ classy as usual…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Legs|Pam Anderson|Travel

2009

23

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Titty Bounce Jog of the Day

I always thought Hayden Panettiere had jacked-up titties like you’d expect to find on female body builders or at 12 year old. You know the kind of perky titty you are scared to suck on because not only will it make you feel like a faggot for doing it, but will also chip your tooth. Titty that doesn’t bounce when the host bitch jogs, jumps, runs or does any other physical activity like stripping, because fitness is what made the shit hard and manly in the first place, one of those catch 22, chicken before the egg, hindsight is 20/20 or if a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound or whatever fucking cliche I am trying to think of but can’t figure out because I’m not that bright, but I guess these pictures prove me wrong…I definitely see a little titty bounce but I still find this bitch ugly but know that your virgin ass doesn’t, that’s why she gets work, so I’ve lowered myself to post this shit for you, hoping one day this site makes me rich, but not hoping too hard because historically, I suck at life.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bounce|Hayden Panettiere|Titty

2009

23

Nov

Eva Longoria Showin’ Off Her Gut of the Day

I am guessing that Eva Longoria is either pregnant, or that she’s been eating a few too much Mexican food in her marriage, since she’s found what she’s lookin for and doesn’t have to starve herself anymore, you know, now she can finally like her Mexican genetics step the fuck in and turn her into a round-ball of a woman that all other Mexicans tend to grow into when they hit a certain age, usually after they’ve reproduced a few dozen times. I guess she figures since her husband is black, the fatter she is the better, but she’s forgetting one key thing and that that logic only works for white girls and not Mexican girls pretending to be white. Either way, she’s not wearing pants and a pants off party is a party for me…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Chubby|Eva Longoria|Pantsless|Sloppy

2009

23

Nov

Rebecca from Full House Doing Yoga Cameltoe of the Day

Why couldn’t these be pictures of Kimmy Gibbler? You know the disgusting neighbor from Full House who I always wondered what she looked like naked because I figured she put out based on the insecurities of being the ugliest bitch on the show.

I always wondered if her pussy was as vile as her face and if work in entertainment for someone so ugly eventually dry up forcing her to take on sucking my dick for coke, or would she end up like that ugly actors before her, who found a career being the ugly person in the movies like Rhea Perlman, the mom in Goonies and Hayden Panettiere…..

But instead these are pictures of Becky from Full House, the hot aunt we all wanted to fuck because that’s why they cast her, and sure wanting to fuck the hot chick is acceptable, despite being obvious, and despite actually fucking the hot chick is boring as fuck cuz hot chicks put in no effort as they know they are too hot to be fucking you, or passed out in the ditch and don’t know your dick is inside them, pretty much trying to overshadow my Kimmy Gibbler accessible pussy dreams, because accessible pussy try harder and appreciate that you are fucking them because if they were you, they wouldn’t be fucking themselves, even though you are fat, hairy, herpes ridden and stink…..

So despite how meaty and abused Becky from Full House’s pussy looks in these tight yoga pants…because she had to get famous somehow or maybe because she’s had kids….it’s still good enough for you TGIF watching perverts to relive the glory days of ’89 and jerk off to this shit….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cameltoe|Lori Loughlin|Yoga