Megan Fox did some photoshoot for the NY Times. Since I don’t read the newspaper, as I like to stay as ignorant as possible in politics and curret affairs, partially because I don’t give a fuck and also because shit is boring, but most importantly it is really just depressing and we can’t do anything about it, so we might as well just ignore it and live in our bubble until we all die of brain cancer from our cell phones, or get blown the fuck up by nuclear attacks, or maybe from biological warfare like H1N1, or even when the sun burns the fuck out in 2012…..
So I had no idea they were turning their newspapers into “Lad rags” or whatever they call those UK magazines where bitches get naked and that made people like Katie Price famous.
I know the closest thing I ever got to this in my weekly newspaper back when I pretended to be a normal member of society in ’89 was the Sears leaflet lingerie section, and by the looks of these Megan Fox pics, it looks like that’s where she pulled these ill-fitting panties from, or maybe they are from her dead grandmother’s closet, which is equally unattractive.
But you love her and I’m posting it cuz Megan Fox in panties, even ill-fitting vintage panties, it’s better than my wife at her best, which isn’t saying much but is saying something….
Internet Marketer Tila Tequila is desperate as fuck for attention because the world has caught onto the lie that has been fed to them by the media and realized she’s nothing more than a fake titty whore who was in the right place at the right time and has no business being on TV or in Movies or really to have any celebrity. She is just a bitch who played the interenet properly by getting the most myspace friends, since people on myspace approved her friend request cuz she was half naked, and when mainstream media moved onto the internet and didn’t understand the internet, they assumed she was marketable and not just a useless idiot. They thought she was the fucking internet and they made her famous…..but thankfully that came to an end and now bitch is just alone and struggling, delusional about her celebrity and fanbase.
Most importantly she is getting naked live on webcam, doing what attention craving whores do before they forget that their purpose in life is nothing more than a webcam girl pretending to pay her way through college and the funniest thing in all this is that only 1,000 people bothered watching her.
I think more people would watch me naked on cam, just proving how fucking useless and irrelevant this bitch is despite how many “Twitter” followers she “has”….I think live feed of her killing herself is going to be her grand finale….
I found the girl who played the voice of some Disney character on Facebook thru some guy I hate but who I am facebook friends with….I recognized her name because I’ve seen pictures of her in a thong, so I added her. She ignored me and I hate being ignored, so I wrote her this message….
I wasn’t sure if you were the voice of LILO, but now that I know you are, I totally get why you are snobbin me, I mean taking part in such a life changing movie with such an important role really justifies being a cunt.
What a fuckin joke. You’re a fucking joke.
I’m not sure which grandparent has has been feeding your ego with how proud they are of your “accomplishments” but you need to relax and realize you are insignificant.
With love, send nudes….
Stitch…
She still ignored me, even with that personalized message. Unbelievable….
This girl is some 20 year old model from Australia who started modeling when she was 14. She is apparently a lesbian who is dating some MTV VJ I’ve never heard of and won’t bother looking up named Ruby Rose or some shit and these are supposed to be pictures of her “heroin” trackmarks.
This story has already been done, we’ve all seen the movie and read the wikipedia page, her name was GIA and Angelina Jolie got naked in the fucking movie.
I hate this cliche bullshit, it’s so typical, why can’t a model who gets paid to do pretty much nothing but sit around do something good with their life, like save AIDS babies instead of being so self involved and self absorbed that they become the AIDS babies who need saving thanks to dirty needles and homosex.
Who cares. She deserves to die for being such an idiot.
On a sidenote, it is very possible that these are just lesbian scatches or battle wounds from lesbian sex or lesbian fights or maybe it is from her pet cat who got overexcited when they were playing and that really changes the whole dynamic of this post, but I am down with the heroin in the fashion industry theory cuz it’s a better angle….so I’m sticking to it…
I guess when you’re a bottom feeding popstars who accidentally got confused for superstars you have to dress like other bottom feeding popstars who got confused for superstars, in some kind of tight dress for your sloppy ass, but I could be wrong, I did hear these two are good friends since they have so much in common and they probably picked this up together, but I have a feeling it’s got more to do with the fashion designer sending his dress off to as many famous people as possible and these cunts were the only ones who got excited about a free dress since they are both trash who crawled out of the trashcan to become whatever the fuck they are now….
Here is Katy Perry wearing the same outfit yesterday….which may excite you if you like your sloppy popstar pussy dressed the same…
This bitch could be a martyr (whatever the fuck that means). She could make a serious difference on the world. She could take her pathetic little latch on life and give it fucking purpose. She could take away the image of her being a trashy little consumer who fuels and influences little girls to be little annoying materialist cunts and could do fucking good and all it would take is a gun, or a knife, or even just a fucking match, used the right way to eliminate her brother and sister-in-law because I get their whole act, I get their whole garbage noisy annoying image, but I’d love to see it end violently, and who better to do it than the jealous sister, making this whole “The Hills” thing have some real substance, like a Shakespearian play or some shit, instead of the crap it is.
Here they are being annoying cunts on The Insider….and I hate you for making them famous…
I’ve done my part to try to end these idiots on the internet – no one listens to me.
This little pussy has blocked me on Twitter…
I do know if I see them in person – I would break a motherfucker…Seriously…
Simon Cowell Probably came on these fat tits, because having the ability or talent to sing is just part of the equation while fucking the right executive is the other part of the equation that actually takes you from singing in the shower or in a choir or on the street corner you to mansions, luxury cars, music videos and repressed memories of Simon Cowell and his jungle fever dripping off your chin.
Here’s some Miss Universe Australia walking around and I thought these pictures were a lot more exciting than they actually are, you know some camel toe, maybe a little lip slip or something to stand out amongst the other Miss Universe contestants and their anal sex willingness on tape they just dropped a couple days ago, but they aren’t so I’m just gonna move the fuck along cuz I have better things to do than waste my time on this insignificant girl who just wants a fuckin’ scholarship or whatever the fuck winning Miss Universe gets her, instead I am going to waste my time watching Oprah.
This is my lame joke of the day. You know her mouth is way to big for your micro penis, not that your pathetic ass would ever be in a position where this nobody comes to you open mouthed and ready to suck you off in exchange for money, but at least she’s well equipped when things do come crashing down for her and I guess that is just a real sad truth of our generation is that this chick is seen as more important than every single one of us according to the media and that is really fucking depressing.
I know that no one cares about Bar Refaeli for anything more than her tits, but I figure that’s a good enough reason to put picture of her on the site in her lingerie. I know she’s not out to change the world or solve the Israel/Palestine conflict, I know she just lives in Tel Aviv and parties all the time when she’s not getting over-paid to get half naked and I also know I’ve written too much and should just get to the pictures cuz I’m dragging this post on for nothing by filling it in with words that mean a whole lot of nothing. I just don’t feel up to making jewish or arab jokes which is really the only way to go with this…
