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2022

01

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

If we are going to follow China’s lead in the population controlling Social Credit systems that basically track a motherfucker, downloads everything on their phones, tracks their searches and social media behavior, to make sure it lives up to the powers that be’s expectations of them, or what they deem good social behavior under their rule, with the whole currency integrated into it, so if you’re bad, no GROCERIES for you, or maybe your GROCERIES will be more expensive than a GOOD behavior citizen under their rule, and it’s all so dystopian but real….

Since we don’t have control over that level of freedom, unless society as a whole says “Fuck that’…but as we all know will never say “fuck that” because they want to participate in social credit like it’s some real life game, earning points they can brag about…..just give idiots some flashy things and they will sell US ALL out…

So the social credit, digital currency shit is likely happening and very fucking real, maybe they’ll have some suggestion box to make it more appealing….and my suggestion is for ALL bitches to have their daily On/Off..

I know, I say it often, but if I put it out there enough, it will likely happen, the ladies are slutty enough, into it, and do what they are told…..so let’s make this happen for my goal of seeing every bitch in the world naked….and clothed….cuz you need them clothed to know they are naked.

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2022

01

Jul

Sophie Mudd Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd has monster tits.

When you’re born with tits like this, what’s a girl supposed to do…

Last night I saw a bunch of girls, just normies having a good time, with their tits out…I’m talking girls of all ages and tit size with massive cleavage in their very racy outfits that I guess are the trend….and none of them had tits quite like Sophie Mudd’s tits and even they were being pretty racy with their tits….

So the tits are a gift that keep giving for her, but that probably make her feel sad and obsolete as she is nothing without the tits, or nothing in comparison to the tits, but without her the tits don’t exist, so I guess it’s a collaborative union….that you can jerk off to, or pay her to see more pics of her tits, just never quite as hardcore as you’d want the tits to be…

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2022

01

Jul

Feminist Friday of the Day

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FEMINISM IS A LIE….to destroy the family unit and to make women miserable…

Traditionally, women were all celebrated for being the people who bring human life to fruition, so men would need women to keep their genetic line going, which shockingly to some of these freaky unfuckable abortion activists is an insane concept…..

I heard that there is a trend in men getting the “SNIP” to show their solidarity to women…..in these dark times of YOU CAN STLL GET AN ABORTION you whining fucks who used this to tell your abortion stories because you love talking about your damn crazy self…

The idea of men sterilizing themselves to help women not have unwanted pregnancy is pretty hilarious as you’d think that’s exactly how you’d depopulate the world..

I don’t have kids, I don’t breed, but I was not the norm and women had better options of studs to breed with…and I accepted that as “fine, I’ll just be a degenerate”….

So yeah, the whole feminist thing, I’ll never believe, because women are ALWAYS seen as the superior being by hetero man for the whole 3D printer wombs they have…

Whether that applies to pay at work, I don’t know, but if you can shit a baby out of your genitals, you can do accounting as well as a dumb dude who is just thinking about tits all day….obviously…

So here are braless girls I call feminists for the bra burning shit that they marketed as feminism that is apparently a lie….or fake news….but we’ll run with it anyway because we are IN too DEEP…

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2022

01

Jul

Charli XCX is Nipple-less in a Slutty Fishnet Photoshoot of the Day

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Charli XCX is the pudgy mall-brand act that has been touring malls around America for about a decade as she paid her dues to her overlords, proving her loyalty, and allowing them to give her that A-List life she now deserves…you know the slow burn to soul selling….

The reason I say Charli XCX sold her soul is because for the last decade no one gave a fuck about her, then all of a sudden after COVID, she’s buying 20 million dollar houses, has a Netflix show about her, is in all the magazines, covering the magazines, like this one for V Magazine….

We’ve been watching her big fat girl tits the entire time, so they can’t trick us in thinking she “just went viral”….when we know that nothing “just goes viral” after especially after 10 years of performing, that shit is manufactured…

I also say she’s a satanist because the music industry puts satanic imagery and symbols in every video they put out, so whether the talent know they are doing satanic things, someone out there is doing it on purpose as it can’t just be a coincidence or random…

I don’t know if she actually sacrifices babies, maybe every time she swallows or takes a load on her tits instead of inside her….and I don’t know if she actually eats babies or any of that….I just know she’s being hotter than she’s been, looking better than she’s looked, so maybe selling her soul has been good to her…..

I’m ot saying she’s all that hot, she’s got a bit of a ratty face, but she’s got tis in mesh like an OnlyFans girl, while being pushed as a popstar, so that’s hot enough, which is all you can really ask for.

It is FISHNET FRIDAY and she is not wearing panties in her fishnets which is great…the censored titty pics have got to fucking go though, we’ll assume they’ll be released soon enough since showing tit is a solid marketing strategy…

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2022

01

Jul

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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It may be CANADA DAY here in Canada….

It may be INDEPENDENCE DAY weekend in the USA….

We may all be victims of a Tyrannical Government trying to steal our freedoms and put us on social credit score systems to control our every move because EVIL is winning…

But it’s also PERIOD DAY for some of you with significant others who aren’t menopausal…..which means FULL BACK PANTIES….TO GET THAT REAL relationship experience….which I guess involved period panties everyday of the month because people give up and get comfortable when they get off the HOOK UP dating apps to do normal shit like start a family..

I believe panties are panties whatever the shape or size…they may not be created equally but if my dick still worked, I’d come on them all with equal level of disappointing vigor….

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2022

01

Jul

Emily Ratajkowski’s Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day

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Looks like Em Rata has found her pack, that dog faced pony boy no longer a lone mutt going through life as a set of awesome tits who marketed herself in a really clever way thanks to being the right tits at the right time, and instead of dying of AIDS from fucking rich dirty old men like other hot tits, she’s managed to become a rich dirty old man of her own….you know the kind of girl giving her own AIDS to unsuspecting pool boys, cabana boys, house boys, instagram photographers….Ben Affleck and David Fincher, Kanye West, some tall redheaded dude who has been forgotten and replaced by a guy who looks like THE MASK with CHER not Jim Carrey…who she’s bred with…

I don’t think Em Rata is as hot as Em Rata thinks she is, but when you pay a bitch as much as they paid her, how could she not think of herself as important or hotter than she actually is….but she’s hot enough plus she’s got some rockin’ tits….and a mom ass she’s been working on showing off..

So I dig her Natalie Imbruglia interpretive dance, even if it’s pretty silly of a concept “ok, so you take a pic of me nude on the floor with my dog, 100 times and we’ll pretend it’s a casual captured moment in our life when we post the best one”…hey, at least she’s naked.

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2022

01

Jul

Kristin Cavallari Ass of the Day

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I saw some story about Kristin Cavallari, some garbage reality star from 20 years ago, talking about how she’s GAINED weight, or PUT ON A LOT OF WEIGHT, and the media is running with the story, at least the traditional media like Yahoo, Entertaiment Tonight, People, as if Kristin Cavallari is of interest to anyone anywhere, or her weight gain is of interest to anyone everywhere, especailly when her weight gain is hardly weight gain, but rather a fitness body in her divorce..

You’d think her even sayng that would get her cancelled from the actual fat chicks out there who hate skinny bitches….but instead….they celebrate her for some weird reason.

It’s like some people are just fodder for the tabloids and I guess she’s one of them, because she really is an insignificant nobody who just happened to use her low level celebrity to marry a pro athlete that will guarantee her and her kids have that OC life….

There is NO reason anyone should are, or talk about Cavallari, unless it’s about her mom tits, that I think are fake tits, or her ass that I’m surprised isn’t on OnlyFans as she clearly shows it off because she finds it hot.

The whole point is, Kristin Cavallari is garbage, but her “fat ass” from her weight gain’s alright, but let’s not let the media feed her ego too much, it’s not THAT good, it’s OLD and probably smells like old basement…as old PUSSY tends to…..even when it’s rich and can afford all the lotions.

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2022

01

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Let’s catch some bitches…..get to drug store, but some fishnets and chase all the sluts you see down, they’ll probably like it, unless they don’t, which is the funny thing about girls, the are whores on their terms for the right guys, whether they are rich, or their audience, or connected, or just someone they want to fuck….but the minute a guy they find fat, slimy, repulsive tries to trap them in fishnets like the CARP that they are….it’s a bottom feeding fish….they cry MeToo…

That whole MeToo thing, what a fucking joke right, if I had a business and only wanted to hire girls who suck my dick, who’s fucking business is that, and if girl decides that is the trade off for the job, then she’s consented to the job requirements, or the given into the whole hiring experience….so when they run out and complain about it…years later….and they go after the motherfucker….it’s like “Why didn’t you just apply at Starbucks where you don’t have to suck dick for a job”…no job is worth sucking dick you don’t want to suck, but when you do suck dick for the job you do want, because it’s a condition to the job, complaining about it or ruining a dude’s life because of it is just mental.

That has nothing to do with fishnets, besides girls being sluttier than ever, but being the biggest whiners about being slutty than ever…but I appreciate the slutty parts…and will take it with the annoying parts….because that’s what being into biological women with vaginas is about.

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2022

01

Jul

TITS and Other Videos of the Day

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Girls Hate Her for her TITS

YOGA Moves

Back Flasher

I wonder if this is his sister

Contortionist Ready for the Fuck

Bikini Time

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2022

01

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People are protesting “Canada Day” and “Independence Day” because for whatever reason the woke liberal types that are so far left they are offensive socialists, feel that the flag, the creation of the country, is some horrible day of mourning, when really, the only day of the year worth mourning is their birthdays because they are miserable fucks…..who hate their lives, themselves, their family, their culture, everything…

It’s like a bunch of mid-30 cat ladies with blue hair and a miserable existence realized that being mad as a collective makes them feel better about their miserable self…as a group….

Didn’t they always know that the land was stolen by the white man from the natives, it’s sort of the whole history of the country, and the people responsible for doing that are long dead or their lineage is in a castle or office somewhere posing for their face to be put on Canadian money….

It was the union of monarchy and private business (Hudson Bay Company, the owner of SAKS) that were systematically taking the land, so go annoy them…..

Not annoy this motherfucker while trying to eat my hot dogs, drink my beer, fuck a relative through marriage, shoot my hand off in a fireworks show, you know typically patriotic celebrations….

We all know that our Freedom has been attacked, but the funniest thing is that the people fighting for freedom are the patriots, the people crying about how somber and sad a day like your country’s founding 300 fucking years ago are the ones who hate themselves, their country, fun, happiness….so be sure to tell them to FUCK off if you see any of them….

Less talk, more drunk…

Let the good times rollllllll……

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