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2009

26

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It is Thanksgiving for you Americans….I wish it was thanksgiving here…because I would have made a huge feast in hopes that my wife ate herself to death…unfortunately…I can’t afford huge feasts….but I can afford stepLINKS cuz they are free.

I hope some of your childhood repressed memories of your dad touching you inappropriately surfaced…I am just a big suck for that kind of Hallmark card they’ll never make because real life issues aren’t quite as marketable ….

Either way, here are my stepLINKS…

A XXX Parody Interview
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Some Lingerie Football to Help You Celebrate Thanksgiving!
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Vodka and Turkey Sounds Fine by Me – VIDEO
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Because You Have a Couple Days Off and Should Spend Them Doing Something Worthwhile
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Celebs That We Should All Be Thankful For
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The 7 People You See When You Got Home for Thanksgiving
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The Worst Thanksgiving Ever: Recipes From Your Favorite Brands
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Sarah Harding Nipslip Throwback
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Jennifer Aniston is Sad and Pathetic, But She’s Looking Kinda Hot
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This Interactive Turkey Killing Video is AMAZING!
(Seriously)
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Striptease of the Day
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Coco and Aubrey O’Day Get into the Thanksgiving Spirit By Posting Pics of Their Turkey Asses
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How the FUCK Can The Real Housewives Get Past The Secret Service? What the Fuck?
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Hilary Duff is So Boring and Gross
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Topless Shots of Lohan Are En Route
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Rihanna Originally Wanted Her Album Called ‘Such A F**king Lady’
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Adam Sandler’s Thanksgiving Song
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Jenny is Bored So She Strips Down
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For Fuck Sakes, I Understand His Point, But I Wish This Little Homo Adam Lambert Would STFU Already
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Blondes + Stairs = Awesome Internet Video
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Andrea is Stipping in the Streets
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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They Work Out Together, They Fuck Together
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And More Random Photos
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Carol del Lama is The Kind of Gal You’d Like In Your Life
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Milla Jovovich is Naked
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Two Brunettes, Pick One
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Roxanna’s Tits Are Fake, But Whatever
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Marisa Miller, I Love You
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A Few Self Shots Are Always Good for the Soul
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Alina and Rada Are Getting It On
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Gianna Michaels Lingerie Montage
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Italian Advocacy Group Asks MTV To Cancel “Jersey Shore”
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Stevie Wonder is Fucking AWesome for a Retard
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Kevin Smith Hates Twilight
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All Used Up, Damaged Goods
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Tera Patrick and Mercedez Got it Going On
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Some Amateurs Because, Well, Why Not?
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Who Wants To Buy Halle Berry’s House
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Pixie Geldof is Lookin Hot for a crackhead
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And a Little But of Ashley Green, Because I Love Her
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Funniest Lesbian Porn Ever
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Top Turkey Videos For Thanksgiving Throwback Post….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

26

Nov

Chronic Masturbating Documentary of the Day

It is Thanksgiving and I give thanks to Chronic Masturbation, but more importantly that you are a bunch of Chronic Masturbators because Chronic Masturbators account for pretty much every single one of my readers, meaning that your Chronic Masturbation by default gives my life purpose. So thanks.

Posted in:Chronic Masturbating|Documentary

2009

26

Nov

Rachel Specter in her Underwear for Bald of the Day

It is thanksgiving and I give thanks that straight to DVD, shitty written movies always feature aspiring actors who think they have what it takes to be the next big thing, and strips them down and puts them in their place cuz they are eager after they’ve been in Hollywood for 6 months and tired of waiting tables and not getting auditions for much more than internet porn….

Posted in:Bra|Panties|Rachel Specter|Underwear

2009

26

Nov

I’m Thankful for Bai Ling’s Panties of the Day

It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that I have no idea who Bai Ling is but I do know what her really weird nipples look like. I am also thankful that she is wearing panties because despite loving to see all pussy in all its variations, sizes and shapes, with all its different hairstyles and decorations, I’m just not ready for this kind of surprise and say keep that shit in the fuckin’ bag for now, you weird asian slut….who am I kidding…I’d love to see her pussy…and I don’t understand why some one of her fame whoring stature wouldn’t give that to us…greedy nasty cunt…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bai Ling|Panties

2009

26

Nov

Shauna Sand and Her Furry Pussy of the Day

It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that Shauna Sand is still around, because I love strippers, especially when they walk the streets freely. I am also thankful that she released a sex tape because I like seeing broke bitches with fake tits expose their really scary alien looking pussies in a sex tape, something I am also thankful for, because it’s the lazy girls way to get ahead and I love watching random people fuck…it is a nice change of pace from seeing actual hot chicks, not chicks marketed as hot chicks fuck, cuz sometimes seeing some plastic surgeons science experiment in action makes us all better people….I just am not sure when those times are….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Shauna Sand|Tits

2009

26

Nov

Ke$ha is the Useless Popstar of the Day

It is Thanksgiving and I am thankful that there will always be bottom feeding, ugly, bottom feeding girls who claim they are popstars, or “artists” to dress ridiculous and claim to be recording artists…because the world is filled with even dumber and uglier girls willing to copy them by either not wearing pants in public, or giving blowjobs for fame, since they figure if this dog can do it, so can they. I guess that means I am thankful for this UK trash named Ke$ha….yes the dollar sign is actually the “S” in her name…proviing we’ve got a new Gaga impersonator about to drop…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ke$ha|Popstar|Usless

2009

26

Nov

Rihanna Showing Off Her Fat Ass in a Tight Black Dress of the Day

It is Thanksgiving and I am thankful that Rihanna was choked the fuck out this year. Sure, the interest in her is annoying and her new found ego and campaign against spousal abuse is fucking annoying, but almost worth it, knowing that bitch got a black eye out of the shit, even if she gave it to herself to secure the lie to the public as it is a huge part of her marketing campaign. I am also thankful that she is getting fatter and uglier and more and more people are starting to hate her now, making me believe she’s not gonna be around forever, and that is great fucking news!

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rihanna|Tight Dress

2009

26

Nov

Stephanie Pratt Feeding the Homeless When She Should Be Homeless of the Day

It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that one day Stephanie Pratt will be the one in line on Thanksgiving for free food, because The Hills will be over and she’ll be unable to find work and will have burnt thru all her savings. She will become the kind of girl who you see on Maury who lived in her fucking car for 6 months because she’s couldn’t pay rent and refused to sell the designer clothes she accumulated during her 15 minutes of fame she had despite having no talent.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Homeless|Stephanie Pratt|Thanksgiving

2009

26

Nov

Kate Moss Showing Off Her Dirty Herpes Panties of the Day

It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that Kate Moss is a fucking mess, because in being a mess, we get to see her topless or flashing panties or pussy. She’s a drunk or an addict and she doesn’t shower. She fucks disgusting rockstars and there is no possible way she doesn’t have herpes or other serious STDs and I am thankful that I am not sitting next to her because I’m sure she smells like piss and stale cum.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kate Moss|Panties

2009

26

Nov

The 90210 Trash in Their Bikinis of the Day

It is thanksgiving today and I give thanks that 90210 will be soon be off the air, these girls will be out of work, desperate and turning to seedier roles and until that happens, 90210 will do all they can to get viewers including throwing the cast into bikinis, giving us a taste of what’s to come….
Here is Annalynne McCord and Jessica Lowndes in the Bikins…

Jessica Stroup One Piece

Shenae Grimes Sex Scene

Shenae Grimes Bikini Top….

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Bikini|Jessica Lowndes|Jessica Stroup|Shenae Grimes