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2009

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stepLINKS of the Day

I am still on twitter protest which is pretty shitty for the 5 people who read the smut I write because I have been face to face with some serious shit the last 4 days. From crack dens to hip jop dance shoes in the park with homeless women and teenage girls, and for the most part I’ve been drunk, but until I reach 5,000 followers, I can’t go back to that shit, otherwise I look like an idiot, which I am okay with since it is a constant theme, but in all honesty, I love that the stress of writing everything I see has ended, and I can actually enjoy the motherfucking weirdness…

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Here are my stepLINKS….

Geisy Arruda Wasn’t Slutting It Up Nearly Enough If You Ask Me….But Thet Never Really Do….
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The Difference Between Real and Fake Tits – VIDEO
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Because If Your Money Has Been Anything Like Mine Has, You’re Probably Ready
To Blwo Your Brains Out and Need a Nice Pick Me Up
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Joanna Krupa is Lookin’ Mighty, Mighty Fine
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Hot Model Of The Day: Lily Cole Pics
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Grand Theft Frogger
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Sittin’ on the Toilet – VIDEO
(This is as Awesome as It Is Territying)
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Inna Elena Alexander See Through Nipples Peek
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katie Holmes Can Be Kind of Hot When She Puts The Effort In
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Marvel Goes Horribly WRONG!
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The Best Football Celebration Dances Ever
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THEY ARE MAKING A SHENENEH and WANDA MOVIE
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Strip Film of the Day
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Bond Girl Eva Green naked for British Tatler
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Demi Moore Has Still Got It
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Jailbait or Not Dakota Fanning is Lookin’ Good
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Lindsay Lohan is Braless, Hates Father
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Jessica Alba Throwback Gallery
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The Worst/Best Porno Movie Ever Made
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Blair Waldorf is a Dirty Slut and I Like It
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You Have Diabetes You Say? No Shit
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Sausage Anyone? – VIDEO
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Mandy May is Into Fetish
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Idiot Gets Owned By a Motorbike – VIDEO
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They May Be Implants, But It’s Quite the Rack Anyways
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Alessandra Ambrosio is the Kind of Team I Like Ana Beatriz Barros
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Topless
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Amateur Shows Off Her Pussy
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Ava Dawn is Very Easy on the Eyes
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Little Kim, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Some Wasted Amateurs Going Insane
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Isis Taylor is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Aria Giovanni and Erica Campbell Busty Rubdown
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Carlie is a Cuber Girl
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Liz Hurley Vs. Eva Herzigova
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I Don’t Know What the Fuck is Up With This Bitch and Her Poetry But Her and Her Shitty Song Are Hilarious
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HOLY SHIT!!! LITERALLY!!
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Fashion Forward People of Walmart Unite!
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If Soccer is Anything Like This Photo, I Don’t Know Why I Don’t Watch IT
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And Now, The Best Lady Geek Halloween Costume Ever
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I Want This Chick to Slap Me With Her Pimp Hand
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PAM ANDERSON LIFTS UP HER SKIRT AND EXPOSES HERSELF … AT A FUCKIN’ CHARITY EVENT! HER HEPA-TWAT SHOULD BE IN A PADDED CELL!
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BONUS – 900 PICS OF GIRLS ON TOILETS
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One of the Pussycat Dolls in a Shitty See Thru Shirt of the Day

This post is real fucking weak because the Pussycat Dolls don’t matter and the only reason they are even known is because their on stage performances are done in their underwear and men like watching women in their underwear, so seeing one of the bitches in a real shitty see thru, shouldn’t even get noticed because her whole career is based on underwear that isn’t obstructed by cotton shirts…so I have no idea why I bothered going through with this and showing you the pictures…but I did….so look at them….

Lucky for you, here’s another one of the Pussycat Dolls giving a Mic Head, probably because her level of talent only knows one or two things to do with mic-shaped objects, singing not being any of those things…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Mic Check|Pussycat Dolls|See Thru

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Trying to Look Down Kristin Cavallari’s Shirt of the Day

I always knew Kristin Cavallari wasn’t a real person. You know that everything about her just came short of what you’d expect the average person to have.
Whether it was talent, or looks or intelligence or pretty much anything about her you can think of, her level of substance was hardly even half of an average person and here’s she’s showing us that when it comes to tit, she’s also falling short of average cuz she’s only got on tit.

Sure, it could just be the angle of the picture, and she could have 2 great tits, but admitting that would be admitting that Cavallari isn’t an abnormal freak, like my friend who was born with one testicle, and where’ the fun in that. I’ll tell you wear…in her panties…cuz pussy…especially on desperate bottom feeders…is always fun.

Pics via INF

Posted in:cleavage|Kristin Cavallari

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Mickey Rourke is Still Fucking Hot Skinny Big Footed Pussy of the Day

The funny picture about Mickey Rourke in these pictures is that he wants to look like he’s all rock and roll, you know with his whole weathered drug addict who was in a meth lab fire face, giving the finger to the paparazzi, while knowing that the paparazzi are his friends and the only reason this hot pussy with big feet is walking in public with him, if there was no celebrity and there was no fame, and he wasn’t in the movies and wasn’t nominated for an Oscar, he’d just be some weird lookin’ dude on the street that a bitch like this would probably not bother throwing money at, because she’d be too scared he’d back alley rape her, so it is safe to say she’s with him because we all have dreams and sometimes letting Mickey Rourke inside of you is a means to an end or some shit….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Groupie|Mickey Rourke|Skinny|Slut

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Mariah Carey Does Squats for Her Music Video of the Day

I guess squatting comes natural to this bitch, you know since she got her fat ass body from a whole lot of eating making runs to the bathroom to shit was a very common thing in her life. I mean provided she doesn’t have hired help that do the squatting for her, because she’s a diva and in being a diva shitting like a normal person is beneath them. I’m not really sure how that’d work out, maybe she’d have champagne enemas every morning, or maybe she’d just shit wherever she happened to be and the help would scrub it down, but I know that these squats aren’t to tone or increase muscle mask and I know the face she is making isn’t pure pleasure or orgasms, but shit stems from struggle and pain cuz she’s no longer built to move this way, but I guess when it comes to making music videos she does whatever she can to stay relevant.

Pics via Fame
Pics via INF

Posted in:Mariah Carey|Music Video|Squats

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Katy Perry Sluts It Up for and Russell Brand of the Day

I guess having a man who actually wants to fuck her who isn’t black is exciting Katy Perry and boosting her confidence, because black guys will fuck any white chick, no matter how doughy or disgusting she may be, because the fact that she’s white totally conquers all her shortcomings, is getting to Katy Perry’s head. It’s like now that someone who could very well be a homosexual but may suck it up and fuck her like she was the man he wishes she was, because she’s out wearing thigh high pantyhose and sheer dresses and pretty much being as seductive as a girl of her stature can be without shit being overly comical, since she’s disgusting looking. It’s one of those hormonal things that makes a bitch go crazy after long stints of not fucking stop and long stints of fucking start and the only thing that would make these pictures hotter would be if they were of this lovely couple trapped in a blazing fire, or if their plane was crashing into the ocean, or if they were both walking around with their HIV positive results because really, they do no good for society and are just stains of shit you leave behind on the toilet seat to fuck with the next guy you know will have to use it, and some people are just better off disappearing than annoying me in picture, not that I wish death upon people, it just seems like the only way for Katy Perry to really do something right….

Here are some more of her….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alive|Katy Perry|Russell Brand

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Kelly Ripa’s Vagina That Has Had Many Kids is in Tight Pants of the Day

Kelly Ripa was showing off her real skinny body and flat ass in a pair of tight jogging pants, and I couldn’t help but notice the shit giving her vagina a nice little hug, because I guess the fuckin’ thing gets sad sometimes when it remembers a time before it was violated by her 12 kids cuz she married a latino and we like to breed, you know back when the fucking thing didn’t have a mind of its own and when it didn’t look like it was permanently throwing up its uterus, but I could be wrong, maybe this is just the style….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jog|Kelly Ripa|Vagina

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Kristen Stewart Has a Shitty Ass in Little Shorts of the Day

My big problem with Twilight is that the shit has become ridiculously successful, pretty much porn to any girl 18 years old or younger, but it hasn’t taught them real proper whore behavior, or really any lessons in life other than that ugly chicks can get swept off their feet by vampires who they find to be mysterious and hot because they have british accents. I didn’t see the movie, but I know that Kristen Stewart is a girl I hope no one aspires to be, or looks at as the formula of what dudes like fucking, because even in her short shorts, she looks like the piece of white trashy kid who was raised in poverty and didn’t have access to enough dairy or vegetables or really any nutrients growing up because they were so poor and her mom was lazy, so it was twinkies and bologna for her, so her body paid the price and looks like this retarded mess.

I figure if we’re going to make porn for kids, we should at least teach them blowjob techniques so that when they finally decide to whore out to satisfy their needs, they’ll have some tricks in their back pocket so we can all benefit from this bullshit, instead of just dudes who look like Rob Patterson or whatever his name is, not that it makes a difference for you, since no chick is ever quite horny enough to let you in their mouth, but I figure you get what I am saying….and here are the pics of Kristen Stewart doing it all wrong…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Short

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Kim Kardashian’s Still Got a Solid Fat Ass of the Day

There’s still something magical about seeing pictures of Kim Kardashian’s ass even though I know it is all illusion and that any girl could have an ass like this, all she needs to do is a develop a moderate eating disorder and not exercise. The only real challenge in maintaining this kind of body is that to get to this level it takes some serious neglect that will re-program your brain to develop some serious bad habits that will take them to the point of no return, where they will end up looking like my wife. To balance on that fine line that is just the right fatnesss, is something that is almost impossible and I think that’s why everyone gets excited about Kim Kardashian, it’s like a talent all the fat chicks admire because she’s done fat right and her are the pics to prove it.

Here are some bonus pictures of her ass walking around and getting into cars in some dress…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian

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Kourtney Kardashian is a Pregnant Whore of the Day

I always see slutty pregnant chicks and I don’t mean that they are sluts because they are pregnant, since we all know it takes not only condomless sex but internal cumshots when not on her rag to slip up on that level of seriousness, because I’ve been fucking for decades and condoms aren’t really my thing, sure fucking a plastic bag could be exciting if that plastic bag belongs to a hot woman, or will belong to a hot woman since you work as a grocery store bagger and dictate who gets which bag, like some kind of modern day god that no one cares about because plastic bag distribution is pretty fucking useless, but no one else will give you a job, and on your lunchbreak you need something to do, and getting off is your favorite thing to do, but fucking the roasted chicken or other food products isn’t quite getting you off anymore, mainly because even at your discounted price, it’s becoming unaffordable at your meager wages, and not to mention you feel sharing your seed with the unsuspecting public will by surprising them by tainting all their produce is heaven, and I’ve never got a bitch pregnant. I think the withdrawal method works, or maybe it’s got something to do with hard living and infertility.

That said, pregnancy may imply a bitch is possibly a dirty little whore, but I think the hormones being out of wack, the fact that guys don’t really look at them the way they once did, the anticipation of their vagina lacking it’s youthfulness, and the fact that they are sprawled out naked and spread for doctors throughout the 9 months are all key factors to why pregnant bitches I see all dress in tight clothes, short skirts like a bunch of common fucking whores, that and the fact that I live in a poor neighborhood, because poor chicks are a bunch of common fucking whores.

Either way, here’s the pregnant Kardashian sister and she’s ready to drop but not ready to give up being a useless tramp…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Pregnant|Slut