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2009

25

Nov

Tiffany Trump and her Rich Pussy of the Day

I think it is safe to say that Donald Trump has ruined his daughter TIffany’s life. Sure, his testicles are the reason she’s alive in the first place, but that semen is also tainted with bad genes that made her look less fuckable than her much older mother. I guess she’s only 16, so she shouldn’t look as fuckable as her mother because that would be illegal, but it is safe to say that in the next 2 years, she will remain less fuckable than her mother and we only have Donald Trump to blame for that. On the positive side of things, she’s in line to inherit a whole lot of money when her father suffocates on his hair piece, making her hot enough for a motherfucker who is lookin’ to use her family fortune for the good life like he was K-Fed, cuz I guess when a bitch is a Trump, there will always be a boner ready and willing no matter how vile, fat or diseased, especially if it is a terminal disease making the relationship a shorter commitment, a wallet fucker is just around the corner….so I guess that takes off some pressure from her when she notices she’s gone up a couple jean sizes…..and here are the boring pics….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Marla Maples|Tiffany Trump

2009

24

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I was going to go see Precious tonight, mainly because watching poor black fat chicks suffer is porn to me, but it turns out shit isn’t playing in Canada yet, I guess the Canadians found it depressing and distracting especially in this highly busy time where half the country is employed by Santa making toys for kids around the fucking world.

I blame the Christmas Carols already playing in every store for this post…

Here are my steplinks….

Miss California Bikini Contest of the Day
GO

SHAUNA SAND DEFLOWERED CHACE CRAWFORD
GO

Peaches Geldof Panthose Upskirt
GO

Because I Know For Damn Sure You Aren’t Meeting Girls In Real Life
GO

Zoe Zaldana is in a Bikini
GO

Throwback Tuesday: Aubrey O’Day At Her Sluttiest
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Shauna Sand is Exposed
GO

Rock Bang Yoko Ono
GO

And More From the Trainwreck 100
GO

Natalie Portman is Lookin Hot Even Though Her Dress is Stupid
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Thanksgiving Feast Of The Damned: Around The World
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

What Other People Are Thinking When You’re Traveling
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Emilia Attias Will Make You Love Argentinian Soap Operas
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The Muppets Cover Bohemian Rhapsody
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Katie Couric Puts Her Back Into It
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Sienna Miller and Jude Law and Most Probably Fucking Again
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Amber Rose Looks Like a Marshmellow
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January Jones Gallery
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Cat is a Cute Brunette
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Mexican Show Completely Humiliates Chicks – VIDEO
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Extreme Anal Fisting Makes Her Squirt
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Porn Virgin Rides the Sybian
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Which Of These Babes Would You Fuck?
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Eva Angelina Gallery
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Tara Reid Throwback Pics of Her New Ass in a Bikini
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Rihanna Topless Promos
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A Busty See Through Special
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Hot Chicks in Action
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AnnaLynne McCord is Making Out With the Truth
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Horny Lesbian Teens
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Meet Holly Stevens
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Natalie Fiore Cleans Her 36ddd’s
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Zuzana Drabinova in Stockings
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US Pole Dance Championship 2009
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Wanna See What Charles Mansons Son Looks Like?
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GTFO!! I’m Naked!
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Hugh Hefner Almost Choked to Death on a Sex Toy
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Ashley Greene Needs to Take the Red Suit Off…
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I HAD ENOUGH HIRED MEXICAN PUSSY AS A KID, BUT THIS LATINA BABE MIGHT BE WORTH A TRIP SOUTH OF THE BORDER!
GO

Brooke Hogan Clone Fucks Hulk Hogan in Her Bikini
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Not a Single Fucking Person Has Bought the stepSHIRT
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

24

Nov

Melody Thorton Doesn’t Wear Pants to Dinner of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is but she’s taken on Lady Gaga and all the other popstars, including Madonna in the 80s, by wearing these leotards or as I like to call them, the article of clothing that touches ass, pussy and tit all at the same fucking time, that they wear on stage when performing or making public appearances as part of their persona, only she’s taken it to the sushi restaurant. I assume as time goes on, more and more girls will be rockin’ these outfits, because girls are competitive and followers and think that if these popstars can do it so can that, so if you’ve got a 7 year old ballerina fetish, or if your like me and like seeing pussy definition more than seeing pants, you should be happy about this….despite how stupid bitches like this Melody Throton look while integrating it into everyday society…

Pics via INF

Posted in:Melody Thorton|Pantsless

2009

24

Nov

Kim Kardashian in Her Bikini on Twitter of the Day

The only good thing about Kim Kardashian is that she became more famous than Paris Hilton, something I know fucks with Paris Hilton every fucking day, and something that may, if we’re lucky, lead to Paris Hilton’s suicide. She pretty much used all the same tricks as Paris Hilton, from shitty “I don’t know how to fuck” Sex Tape to Reality TV, but for some reason she’s got more staying power, despite her face lookin’ big and awkward like something you’d find on a bootleg stuff animal you won at the fair, but at least she looks worth fucking in her heavily photoshopped bikini pics she put onto twitter pretending that this is right off the fucking camera, because a girl doesn’t give up her beauty secrets to her fans, even if that girl so happens to look like a dude.

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian|Twitter

2009

24

Nov

Katie Price Isn’t Dressed Like a Tranny Slut of the Day

I guess even the biggest worthless whore has to take a little time for herself and take her sex shop dress to the cleaners, forcing her to wear everyday casual clothes, that despite being ridiculously obnoxious in color, probably in efforts to hide the evidence when she pisses herself because she has no control of her bladder after years of whoring her pussy out to random things she’s inserted in the shit from dick to champagne bottles to many other things that resulted in one too Urinary Tract Infections….not that I care about this trash or seeing her dressed down and not like a worthless transexual prostitute who is down on her luck cuz she has a cold sore or herpes outbreak or botched sex change surgery that’s left her infected and only able to wear sweats like a teenage girl, I just have nothing better to talk about today….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Casual|Katie Price|Yellow Pants

2009

24

Nov

Kate Hudson’s Big Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kate Hudson’s hangin’ pussy in tight pants you’d expect to contain the shit a little better, making me think her naked pussy is some kind of seriously scary. Maybe it is thanks to her having a kid at a young age and shit not really ever bouncing back because she was young and her body wasn’t ready to go thru that kind of abuse, or maybe it’s got more to do with her being a serious fucking whore who fucks everything with a dick, especially if its got a girlfriend or wife to start, leading me to believe that no only is the pussy big, but its also diseased, but I’ve got no proof of that, it’s all speculation….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Big Vagina|Kate Hudson|Tight Pants

2009

24

Nov

Some Twins in Bikinis Trying To Get Attention in the UK of the Day

A set of Twins in the UK, who I guess were doing a publicity stunt or a contest for Zoo magazine, showed up to X-Factor with some posters trying to get noticed and I guess it worked because I don’t give a fuck about X-Factor and I really don’t even give a fuck about these tacky bitches, despite how easy they obviously are, proven by their trashy slut hairstyle, probably because my Twin-fetish dried up with all the posts I’ve done on the Good Charlotte Sisters……they’ve ruined twin sex for me, but I am posting the pics anyway…maybe Zoo will return the favor and put me on the cover of their magazine….ideally in a bikini, its a fetish….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Attention Whores|Bikinis|Girls

2009

24

Nov

Paris Hilton’s Ass in Sweatpants of the Day

Despite hating the paparazzi, I kinda need the paparazzi to give me shit to write about, making it a love/hate relationship. So I’ve been reaching out to them the last couple of weeks asking for more pictures of these celebrity bitches from behind, because I like a woman’s ass, especially when on a celebrity, because I hate celebrities and not seeing their face makes them far better looking to me. Not to mention this angle is the most believable angle in terms of visualizing a fantasy, because if I was ever to fuck one of them, it would be from behind because based on experience it’s the best way to rape a useless bitch you just dragged into a back alley who thinks she is better than you, mainly because they can’t bite you as easily. So the good news is the paparazzi listened, the bad news is that they decided to spite me by doing it with pictures of Paris Hilton and her really shitty, sloppy useless ass in sweatpants, because I guess they hate me too….Assholes.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Paris Hilton|Sweatpants

2009

24

Nov

Ginger Spice in her Ill-Fitting Jeans of the Day

The only time I like seeing women in ill-fitting clothes is when they are teenage runaways who only have one pair of pants for their journey they set out on a few months and 20 pounds earlier. It’s a sign of desperation, hunger and filth that usually opens a window for me to invite their poor, sad asses to my house, not that it is much of a house, but it is impressive to homeless teens, like shit should be on Homeless Man Cribs, since it’s like a fucking mansion compared to their park bench, cardboard box or wherever the fuck teen runaways sleep…..I don’t really care for it when it’s on washed up UK popstars I don’t really have any interest in wanting to fuck anymore.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ginger Spice|Jeans

2009

24

Nov

Lady Gaga Adjusts Her Worthless Tit of the Day

I still can’t believe that the public is buying into this bitch and her music. The fact that her concert tour is sold out just makes no fucking sense to me. I get that you don’t have to be good looking to be successful, but when you see someone try this fucking hard it usually becomes a lot more of a joke that something you’d want to buy into a support. You know she’s just a rich kid try hard, who pretty much created this persona in her bedroom after the other girls wouldn’t play Barbie with her so she decided she’d “show them” and in that quest to prove the bullies wrong, got a whole lot of marketing budget behind her, since her label wanted something to market to the gays since everyone is fucking gay these days and nothing about her is authentic, it’s just a fucking joke, a joke she pretends to believe in and in turn so does the rest of the world because they are followers with no original thought and she’s counting her money all the way to the fucking bank and too make matters worse than they already are…she is fucking ugly….nothing about her turns me on…even though she tries to make everything about her sexual…it’s a miserable series of events that I really don’t understand and here she is adjusting her tit….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Tit