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2009

30

Oct

Heidi Klum in Some Almost Naked Photos of the Day

Heidi Klum is hot, even after all the damage she’s done to herself, like the whole 4 babies thing and the whole marrying and fucking a big black monster looking guy who probably ravages her on every level because German’s are supposed to hate Black People, unless they are Mili Vanilli at their prime, until they are Milli Vanilli a public embarrassment to the country, you know that whole Aryan race thing, but I guess that all goes out the concntration camp window when your german sexual issues take over your decision making, because I’ve seen German porn and Heidi Klum being German means she does some very insane things in bed by default….

Either way, here are some pics from some book a photographer is putting out about his pics of her.

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Naked|Nipples|Pictures

2009

30

Oct

Some Russian Chick in a Bikini Fights with a Bartender of the Day

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Here is a bitch in her bikini who is supposed to be Russian, but isn’t the kind of Russian I’d want her to be, you know in line for rationed bread on her way home fromt he work camp, but I guess that’s what happens when you open up communism, another thing that happens, is the bitch can turn around and prostitute herself internationally for american men whoc an’t get laid to find that hot wife they’ve always wanted with the beauty of them not being able to speak the language, at least in theory, because when you unwrap the package when it arrives, you realize that Russian bitches are fucking mental cases…this video is the proof….I guess…I stopped watching when the guy in the Speedo came to save the day.

Posted in:Bartender|Fight|Russian Girl

2009

30

Oct

Aria Paradiso Showing off Her Stomach of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Paradiso, but apparently they are some band and I have no interest in looking them up because I’m only posting this cuz she’s in some see-thru mess bullshit that is touching her pussy, ass and tits all at the same time, in some kind of magical article of clothing that has far more reach or skill than my hands, cuz I can only do pussy and ass, or pussy and tit or ass at tit at the same time, I never mastered all three lady parts at once, and for that, this American Apparel leotard is a far better lover than I could ever be….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Aria Paradiso|Bra|Stomach

2009

30

Oct

Julianne Hough in Costume of the Day

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Here is Dancing with the Stars dancer who danced with the stars who weren’t really stars but more people who had some level of fame and were trying to initiate some kind of revival in their careers, like performing CPR on the shit cuz it was so far gone that even if they did salvage it, it would have serious brain damage.

Her dancing with the stars work has turned into a country singer with a record deal, making her a low level star herself and one day soon she may be back dancing with her old buddies who only as a star and not one of the dancers who dances with the stars. If that makes any sense.

She was dressed up for Halloween, shit was boring but it’s all about keeping the spirit of this bullshit holiday I don’t take part in becuase I find it embarrassing.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Costume|Julianne Hough

2009

30

Oct

Katy Perry is a Sloppy Twat of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Katy Perry dressed up like a piece of fucking shit, unfortunately for her, it is not because of halloween, but because she is some sloppy trash everyday of the year and no matter how often she puts on her bike shorts and pretends to go to the gym , or how many dance off’s she has on stage for her idiot friends who I wish bad things happen to, she will always be a pig of a women….she just can’t help it and it is all in the way she drags her feet when she walks.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Katy Perry|Sloppy

2009

30

Oct

Doutzen Kroes in Some One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

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More Victoria’s Secret staged behind the scenes pictures aren’t a bad thing, but the ego that it creates within the women who are signed to Victoria’s Secret piss me off, because it is very hard to make a bitch like that feel like a worthless whore and that’s been my strategy all these years to get pussy…..but at least I can jerk off to them….sometimes more satisfying because it is less work, less physical activity, less sweating and dealing with less bullshit from her trying to get in her pants, and maintaining her when you have got in her pants but most importantly cuz she won’t be finding out you gave her herpes….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|One Piece

2009

30

Oct

Khloe Kardashian and her Fat Black Man Lovin’ Ass of the Day

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Khloe Kardashian has a tattoo on her ass that reads “Daddy” because he is the only man who could legitimately say he loved her. Every other man was either disgusted by the fact that bitch is so bulky and masculine, like some kind of monster of a woman who no one should ever see naked, not even when drunk and too horny to contain their erection because when up against her fat ass and big hands, your otherwise average sized dick looks mini, or black and into fat half white girl ethnic booty and can’t help but want to see it bounce on their dicks, since they are the only dicks capable of this kind of endeavor. I think it’s got something to do with their African roots, because 10 generations of being westernized can’t reprogram a deeply embedded love for elephants in a motherfucker, but I could be wrong….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Fat|Khloe Kardashian

2009

30

Oct

Malin Akerman’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

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It is always nice to see a low level celebrity forget that cameras are watching her get out of the car in her dress….I mean unless she did it on purpose, like the whore you’d expect her to be, you know this far along in Hollywood, getting roles when her acting is nothing better than when a stripper tells me she loves me right as one song fades out and another fades in to lock me into another 10 dollars…but 90 percent of Malin Akerman’s fans are those virgin losers who like comic books and feel a deep rooted respect and love for her that don’t need cockteases since they already have every single picture of her on their computers and digitally printed onto their pillow cases, and her action figures…..so I figure this is strictly accidental…and boring….she needs to step it up and show some lip….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Malin Akerman|Upskirt

2009

30

Oct

Britney Spears and Her New Music Video of the Day

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I didn’t watch this new Britney Video becaue I guess shit is boring, repetitive and I really don’t give a fuck. The only reason I am posting it is becuase there is a small chance she’s trying to be sexy and there’s just something really entertaining about fat chicks trying to be sexy when they otherwise shouldn’t. Seriously, everytime my wife used to try to seduce me with some kind of sexy mom dance or striptease, I would have given anything to trade the boner I was trying to maintain jerking off with a bag of fucking popcorn like I was at some kind of movie or a bag of fucking peanuts like I was at the fucking circus.

I did see this is it yesterday, thanks to a friend of mine and I am pretty sure none of these trashy popstars even have a fraction of the talent or vision MJ had. Now I’m not sucking MJs rotting corpse penis here, I just saw it and knew he was actually a talent and all these other cunts are just bottom feeders making noise in our otherwise peaceful worlds, so all This Is It did for me was make me hate pop music more than I already did….

But don’t take my word for it, watch the video.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Music Video

2009

30

Oct

Paris Hilton’s Tits Hang Out with her Sister of the Day

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I made a vow to never post on Paris Hilton, but I slept in today and figured I had to post something fast and she’s easy. At least that’s the rumor.

Here she is with her push-up bra and her sister because her sister is the only person who hangs out with her since everyone else realized she is the single most disgusting, vile, useless person the world has to offer, and sister’s have no choice but to stick together.

This is a great way to start the day before Halloween, because based on this bitches big nosed bird face, this is Hollywood’s version of a monster.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Paris Hilton|Tits