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2009

30

Oct

Doutzen Kroes in Some One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

More Victoria’s Secret staged behind the scenes pictures aren’t a bad thing, but the ego that it creates within the women who are signed to Victoria’s Secret piss me off, because it is very hard to make a bitch like that feel like a worthless whore and that’s been my strategy all these years to get pussy…..but at least I can jerk off to them….sometimes more satisfying because it is less work, less physical activity, less sweating and dealing with less bullshit from her trying to get in her pants, and maintaining her when you have got in her pants but most importantly cuz she won’t be finding out you gave her herpes….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|One Piece

2009

30

Oct

Khloe Kardashian and her Fat Black Man Lovin’ Ass of the Day

Khloe Kardashian has a tattoo on her ass that reads “Daddy” because he is the only man who could legitimately say he loved her. Every other man was either disgusted by the fact that bitch is so bulky and masculine, like some kind of monster of a woman who no one should ever see naked, not even when drunk and too horny to contain their erection because when up against her fat ass and big hands, your otherwise average sized dick looks mini, or black and into fat half white girl ethnic booty and can’t help but want to see it bounce on their dicks, since they are the only dicks capable of this kind of endeavor. I think it’s got something to do with their African roots, because 10 generations of being westernized can’t reprogram a deeply embedded love for elephants in a motherfucker, but I could be wrong….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Fat|Khloe Kardashian

2009

30

Oct

Malin Akerman’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

It is always nice to see a low level celebrity forget that cameras are watching her get out of the car in her dress….I mean unless she did it on purpose, like the whore you’d expect her to be, you know this far along in Hollywood, getting roles when her acting is nothing better than when a stripper tells me she loves me right as one song fades out and another fades in to lock me into another 10 dollars…but 90 percent of Malin Akerman’s fans are those virgin losers who like comic books and feel a deep rooted respect and love for her that don’t need cockteases since they already have every single picture of her on their computers and digitally printed onto their pillow cases, and her action figures…..so I figure this is strictly accidental…and boring….she needs to step it up and show some lip….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Malin Akerman|Upskirt

2009

30

Oct

Britney Spears and Her New Music Video of the Day

I didn’t watch this new Britney Video becaue I guess shit is boring, repetitive and I really don’t give a fuck. The only reason I am posting it is becuase there is a small chance she’s trying to be sexy and there’s just something really entertaining about fat chicks trying to be sexy when they otherwise shouldn’t. Seriously, everytime my wife used to try to seduce me with some kind of sexy mom dance or striptease, I would have given anything to trade the boner I was trying to maintain jerking off with a bag of fucking popcorn like I was at some kind of movie or a bag of fucking peanuts like I was at the fucking circus.

I did see this is it yesterday, thanks to a friend of mine and I am pretty sure none of these trashy popstars even have a fraction of the talent or vision MJ had. Now I’m not sucking MJs rotting corpse penis here, I just saw it and knew he was actually a talent and all these other cunts are just bottom feeders making noise in our otherwise peaceful worlds, so all This Is It did for me was make me hate pop music more than I already did….

But don’t take my word for it, watch the video.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Music Video

2009

30

Oct

Paris Hilton’s Tits Hang Out with her Sister of the Day

I made a vow to never post on Paris Hilton, but I slept in today and figured I had to post something fast and she’s easy. At least that’s the rumor.

Here she is with her push-up bra and her sister because her sister is the only person who hangs out with her since everyone else realized she is the single most disgusting, vile, useless person the world has to offer, and sister’s have no choice but to stick together.

This is a great way to start the day before Halloween, because based on this bitches big nosed bird face, this is Hollywood’s version of a monster.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Paris Hilton|Tits

2009

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

So I responded to a mass email someone sent me saying:

Thanks….

What is everyone wearing right now – I am masturbating and this will help me.

I appreciate it….

and some dyke freaked out cuz she was clearly raped or molested as a child and has now denounced dick….

Why don’t you just go kill yourself? Do something good for the world, rid it of yourself.  You sincerely are the biggest loser in the world. You’re more revolting than an infected scab, which you’re no doubt covered with, at least inside your own demented head. Really, go shoot yourself. 

It’s the least you can do.

You are a real piece of crap.

Angie (the lesbian)

Here was my response….

Ang sent me some of the sweetest words a man has ever been given to masturbate to… you guys should take notes….whenever someone calls me an infected scab it reminds me of all the down on their luck girls who had to sell themselves for sex that I have gone down on…..thanks for the bringing back the good memories….baby.

You seem a little uptight, do you need a little massage? I have a dolphined shaped one in my bedroom that is non threatening for a penis hating cunt like you because I always knew there would be a time it would come in handy and the right lesbian would come my way. That time is today..now please, grab your ankles and drop your men’s box shorts your wearing cuz panties are so uncomfortable against your fat internet ass.

You are garbage, no wonder you were molested. Everyone always molests the weak ones…..

Love

Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

Here are my stepLINKS…

You Will Want to FUck this Cam Girl
GO

Sophie Monk is a Whorish Lady Bug
GO

Amy Winehouse has a Hot Fucking Ass In Her Mini Skirt….
GO

The Guy Who Tried to Assassinate Bill Clinton Interviews Himself in Prison
GO

Because It Will Help Wash the Pain of this Week Away
GO

As Much I Hate to Admit This, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Have Amused Me
GO

Jimmy Kimmel Insults Melissa Joan Hart and It’s Kind of Amazing
GO

Some HERE’S Some Ideas for Lohan’s New Tattoos!!
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I Don’t Know Who Severina Vuckovic Is, But she is Smokin’ and Here Are Her Panties
GO

How Long Before the Taylor Lautner X Taylor Swift X Selena Gomez Sex Tape Hits?
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THEY ARE DOUCHEBAGS – VIDEO
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Some Letters to Annoying People on Halloween
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Striptease of the Day
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Chelsea Handler is on the Cover of Playboy
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JOHN GOSSELIN AND OCTOMOM ARE GONNA TEAM WHORE FOR THE CAMERAS!!!
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Mindy Kaling From The Office is Hilarious and I Love Her
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Jessica Biel is Looking Alright
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$20 Say Paris Hilton Would Fit That Pumpkin Up Her Snatch
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Katarina Ivanovska is Wearing Lingerie
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LADIES!!! ROBERT PATTISON WILL GO DOWN ON YOU!!!
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Samantha Buxton is Buxom
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Here’s The Video of Brad Pitts Bike Crash
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Lesbians Lick Pussy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Cassie Keller is a Looker
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Some Slut in a Bikini Kicks a Reporter in the Nuts!! – VIDEO
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A Bunch of Halloween Cakes That Make Me Want to Murder My Wife For Not Being a Domestic
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Savy THe Boobs PSA
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Yeah Well If I Was Josh Duhamel I Would Be Cheating on Fergie Too
GO

Lindsay Lohan Topless Throwback
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When Mony Takes a Bath….
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Yup, It’s Lesbo Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Two School Girls and Their Lollipops
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Meet Jessica Moore
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Sareena Lee Has The Biggest Tits I Have Ever Seen
GO

Abbey Brookes is Sexy
GO

Joe Jackson Really Is Father of the Year
GO

A Horribly Slow Murderer With The Extremely Inefficient Weapon
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DEATH BY DILDO!!
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It Was a Real Family Moment
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Endless Fun on the Fucking Machine
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Some of the Crasiest Condoms You Will Ever See
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Girls Gone TOO Wild – The Halloween Edition
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Some Vintage Angelina Jolie Shots
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ARIA GIOVANNI TRIES TO BE A MAINSTREAM MODEL … AND THE PUSSY LICKIN’ PORN STAR AIN’T BAD!
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Halloween Special….

Halloween Costume Ideas For Black Folk
Save the costume drama for Obama!
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Tips For Enjoying Halloween
…None of which include doing a “Bruno” impression
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

29

Oct

Heidi Klum Chocolate Covered Nipple of the Day

I guess after having Seal’s chocolate milk all over her face, all over her womb, all over her ass, all over her stomach, in her mouth, on her tits and pretty much everywhere else his massive black garden hose could reach her hot German body, it was only natural for her to do this photoshoot.

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Nipple

2009

29

Oct

Sienna Miller is Emotionally Unstable of the Day



The nice thing about life is that a lot of times what goes around comes around. It would explain why I have a miserable life after putting alot of people I’ve come in contact with thru hell and it probably also explains why a lonely Sienna Miller is crying in the street like an emotional wreck, because she’s clearly as not hard and unaffected like an emotionless asshole like me.

So when I see a homewrecking cunt who decided one day that everything in life should belong to her, revlove around her and be about her because she views the world from a “Me” perspective, where everyone else in the world are just here to accommodate “Me” and should worship “Me” because “Me” is the center of existance, so even something that belongs to someone else by default should belong to her, and that other person’s emotions don’t even cross her self-absorbed mind, the only thing that does cross her mind is her greed and disgusting grabby hands feeding her emptiness , other people’s emotions just get in the way of the selfish quest, it feels nice to see them broken the fuck down, sad and alone, like their ugly selves deserve because they’ve been disgusting people for so long….and having a meltdown on the street with strangers is a good sign that they are really at the edge, so I’m just hoping her career has taken a nose dive too because that way I can really put Sienna Miller on Drunkenstepfather Suicide watch…This is all very exciting too bad she looks like shit and isn’t naked while riding out this mental health crisis….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Emotional|Sienna Miller|Unstable

2009

29

Oct

Ginger Spice is Too Clever for the Perverted Paparazzi of the Day

Here are some pictures of an unfortunate case of being too clever for the paparazzi to snap off shots of your panties or pussy because we live in a generation where everyone, even everyday girls know that if they get out of a car in a short skirt casually, without their guard up, after a few too many drinks, the people around them are going to get a flash, and they don’t have pervert camera guys all up on them, meaning Ginger Spice isn’t really that clever at all and I guess the fact that the shot was missed is good news because I don’t really care to see what meat she’s packin, not that I turn down any vagina or look away when faced with any vagina but there are just some vaginas probably better left underwraps that I tend to not think about unless it is pretty much force fed to me….and here are the boring pics cuz I have nothing better to do than write about a fucking Spice Girl ten years after the Spice Girls….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice|Upskirt

2009

29

Oct

More Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures for Victoria’s Secret of the Day


I am assuming that the paparazzi were called by Victoria’s Secret to get some “behind the scenes”, seemingly leaked, pictures of Ambrosio in her bikini photoshoot, because that’s just how sneaky marketing people who know there is a big televised fashion show to promote before Christmas tend to be, so that explains all the Victoria’s Secret shit released the last few days and it is really possible that these are photoshopped to ensure no imperfections make it out to the public prior to pretending the pictures were “leaked”, but I have a feeling that this is really what we’re dealing with in terms of Ambrosio’s recent pregnancy body and it is pretty spectacular, but in defense to my theories on how babies destroy women and their bodies, the real bulk of the damage is probably hidden in those bikini bottoms and the second she undresses the motherfuckin’ thing looks like a mutated, devastated, cancerous fleshy mess like Chernobyl after the nuclear meldown…but try not to think about that when lookin’ at these pics, it kinda kills the mood and takes away to the goodness that is this Brazilian ass….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini|Victoria's Secret