We get it Lohan, you’re a bird with a broken wing. No one gives a fuck or will feel sorry for you, so maybe you need to stop feeling sorry for yourself. Our lives are shittier than yours, we don’t have the money that allows us to even call ourselves stars.

So enough with the whining and complaining, you are too old to be a victim, so pick youself up, brush off your shoulders or knees or whatever it is you lesbians do and do something with your fucking life. You’re almost at the point of pathetic, definitely a disappointment, and it’s either time to sort it out or time for suicide.

The tattoo’s a real nice touch though, it really makes us cry on the inside for you, and by cry on the inside I mean, it makes you look like an easy fuck we can take advantage of because of serious fucking issues, like the stripper I met with a Playboy tattoo for wishful thinking, or another I met with some dollar sign shit on her thigh to remind us that she was nothing but a cunt ripping us off for our money….or the time a stripper had the angel wings on her back with a chinese symbol and the words “Godess” mispelled between the shit because she wanted guys to know they were dealing with quality when the fucked her from behind for money. The whole tattoo thing tends to get pretty fucking weak most of the time, especially now that there is no regulating a motherfucker from doing something stupid at low points in their life….

Emo Tattoo that reminds me of Pete Wentz lyrics or not, she’s got nice tits….and really that’s all that really matters…

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