I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2009

27

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Here is a picture of some girl in a Playboy shirt, made up like a little whore, was slandering me on Facebook – she wrote this on my wall:

you make me sick. i know you’re trying to be funny but reading your posts it seems like you’re the one with a mental illness…or your just highly fucking disturbed. degrading girls like that is not right, and sooner or later your sickness will take a new form. i hope you get better, for your sake and women as well.

This was my reply;

I just made friends with a runaway at the bus stop, her dad was a drunk who beat her, so I offered her a place to shower and have a warm meal. I made her read the message you left on my wall, over and over and over and over, before the roofies kicked in and I had the opportunity to have really dirty surprise sex she wasn’t in the mood for but will never remember. I just want you to know that it is all your fault.

I just made you famous, bitch. Here are my stepLINKS….

Some Wrestler Poses Nude for Playboy…a Female Wrestler….Sorry To Let You Down…Gaylord..
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Now THAT’s MUSCLE CONTROL – VIDEO
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A Back Alley Pharmacist’s Wet Dream
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Because Your Life is Even More Sad and Mroe Lonely Than Mine Is
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Jessica Simpson is a Terrorist
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Terminator 2 RAP – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The Shake Weight Will Get You Ripped – VIDEO
(Wait…Hunh?)
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Lily Allen Upskirt Action
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Ultimate Warrior Throwback
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I Swear Beyonce Looks Her Best When She is Dressed Down
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25 Naughty Halloween Nurses
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I Swear to God if Kate Gosselin Ends Up Being in Movies I Will Fly to Hollywood and Killer Her Myself
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Striptease of the Day
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Daryl Hannah and Her Nipples Are Back on the Scene
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James Franco is Funny…Kinda… – VIDEO
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Renee Zellweger is Lookin Pretty Hot
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Family Guys Hates Windows 7 Too
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Italian TV is All About Exposed Asses and Shit
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Out of Control Race Car – VIDEO
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It’s Squirting Time!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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For All You Dudes Who Ever Wanted to Fuck a Vampire, Now if Your Chance
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Take a Peek at the Nuts 2010 Calendar
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A Can Car is the Only Car I Will Ever Be Able to Afford
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Shannon Elizabeth is Topless
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Adrian in Lingerie
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Lezzies Get It On
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Ahhhhhhh Kate Beckinsale
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Lookin Good Sweetheart With a Dildo of the Day
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Kayla Paige is Oh So Sexy
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Heavan Huntington Takes a Shower
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Sunny Leone Will Make Your Day Better
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Women and Her Kids Get Maced on the Subway
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http://flisted.com/87490/some-statuses-are-better-left-unfacebookd-such-as-you-having-an-std/
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I’d Totally Bang Keri Hilson
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Oh Hai Mom!!! WASSSSSUPPP!! – VIDEO
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Yup, Scientology is a Load of Fucking Shit
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TORRIE WILSON IS A FUCKIN’ HOT BABE, AND HER BOY TOY MUST BE EATING THAT PUSSY LIKE A PUPPY LICKS PEANUT BUTTER
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Asian Teens Dyking Out
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Some Suicide Girl Lookin’ Bitch’s Posed Pics
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Young and TOpless – Photobucket Does Naked Teens Proper
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This Whore’s for You
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

27

Oct

Izabel Goulart not Half Naked for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Izabel Goulart is the most recent vagina to sign her life and body over to Victoria’s Secret but I guess she hasn’t made the jump to getting half naked like the rest of them. Maybe they are easing her into the shit but having her model their boring and ugly middle America styles you can pretend your neighbor’s 17 year old daughter would wear, but I feel like the only girls who would wear this shit are either 30 or older or fat, but at least their underwear has a broader pussy appeal…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|Victoria's Secret

2009

27

Oct

Heather Chadwell Topless for Californication of the Day

Californication is probably the best show on TV. I mean I don’t watch TV and have never seen the shit, but I keep getting emails with topless bitches on the show. The last two weeks they took Eva Amurri , a rich kid with a famous mother and ridiculous tits and turned her into a lap dancing stripper, something I love and now they’ve taken some Reality TV star trash from Rock of Love and made her do the same fucking thing, probably a lot less of a challenge, considering she’s got fake tits and looks like she’s probably stripped many times before….

But it’s still like the show is reading my mind, you know turning everyday bitches into strippers, something I’ve been doing for years in my imagination, so I gotta give props for them doing it for all of us on TV and I guess there is really no reason to be posting this since you’ve probably already seen shit on tv….but here is this Heather Caldwell Chick getting pussy rubbed and titty sucked….

Posted in:Heather Chadwell|Topleess

2009

27

Oct

Amber Heard for FHM of the Day

I saw Zombieland the other day with a friend who paid for me because I am a whore like that.

A few minutes into the movie I decided that I wanted to marry Amber Heard or at least her vagina with my penis, but that may not be because she is all that hot and more because the only way I can sit thru any movie is if I can find a female character I can fantasize about doing dirty things to for pretty much the entire movie, otherwise I get really fucking bored and angry, and between her and Little Miss Sunshine, the compeition was pretty fuckin slim……but here she is in FHM and it turns out that I still want to fuck her….she is going to be the next it girl…

Posted in:Amber Heard|FHM

2009

27

Oct

Marisa Miller and her 3 Million Dollar Bra of the Day

The Vicotria’s Secret fashion show is coming soon, so these motherfucker are stepping up their game pushing their bullshit, because people seem to think half naked girls are news worthy or at least worth talking about, when really the whole thing bores me. Sure I like bitches who get naked as much as the next dude, I’m a fucking pervert, why wouldn’t I, but I don’t like the whole business around it.

So not only are Victoria’s Secret exploiting immigrant women but also all working these American should-be strippers like Marisa Miller and here they are dressing her and her fake tits up in her 3,000,000 dollar bra like she was Heidi Klum, but I guess she is really just proving that you can dress a hot bodied pig up like woman, but shit doesn’t make it okay to bring the pig to meet your family…

I know calling Marisa Miller a pig is a little insane, I just think the whole thing is a waste of all of our energy…who fucking cares about a bra company, what are you guys a bunch of fucking cross-dressin’ homos???

Posted in:Bra|Marisa Miller|Tits

2009

27

Oct

Julia Roberts and Her Bikini on Set of the Day

Remember Julia Roberts? Unfortunately, I do. My relationship with her is definitely one sided because she doesn’t know I exist, but I know that I hate her. I don’t find her hot. I never understoodd her career or why everyone was hard for her over the years.

I remember watching Pretty Woman almost weekly because this whore I was dating and living with insisted we get high and watch it all the fucking time. It gave her hope that her sucking dick for money would work out in the end, would bring her the life of luxury she always wanted, and that one day her Prince Charming would pull up in a limo and save her slutty as.

Unfortunately, that never happened. She died after getting beat by a John one night, a John I am sure she thought was Richard Gere’s character in the movie, coming to sweep her off her feet and save her from her hell. That is the false hope Julia Roberts fed her.

So if anything, it is all Julia Roberts’ fault this happened and here she is making huge money with her shitty mom body in a bikini, while my ex is dead.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Julia Roberts

2009

27

Oct

Rachel Bilson and Her Saddle Bags of the DAy

I am not a stylist, but I do have a penis, and my penis tells me that this pig of a woman needs to rock a pair of baggier pants or at least develop an eating disoder, because she is reminding me of my early childhood back in Mexico when the local vendor would pile up all his clay on the back of a fucking donkey, the same donkey my mom’s friends would fuck on stage for gringos, and I’ll tell you it’s not leaving a good taste in my mouth.

Sure, I know, hips and curves are supposed to be sexy and erotic, but I think that’s just propoganda the junk food and fast food companies are pushing on bitches so that they keep buying and sales don’t go to shit….or maybe this is just the product of aging and being engaged, a sign of what is to come, another bitch I wanted to fuck when she was on TV bites the dust kind of thing….

Either way, I’m not a fan…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hips|Rachel Bilson

2009

27

Oct

Emanuela de Paula Poses for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I don’t keep track of all these half naked vaginas who get overpaid to get half naked on the beach for some corporation that use their half naked bodies to sell underwear and bikinis, when they could really re-work their strategy and have any half naked bitch modeling their shit, it would have the same affect, instead of these cunts who get paid too much and in turn get egos that make them not suck your dick for fame, because they are already more famous than you. But I do know there are too many of these bitches too remember, but never too many to get off to, I figure keep on recruiting these immigrants, steal them from their homes, turn them into your slaves and dress them in your clothes, because we’ll keep jerking off to the shit…

Here’s Emanuela de Paula posing…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Emanuela de Paula|Victoria's Secret

2009

27

Oct

Pam Anderson Snowboarding in California Panty Pics of the Day

I posted the pictures of Pam Anderson snowboarding in Southern California yesterday because in California rich people get bored and can even defy nature and God’s way, and put snow where their is meant to be beach and beach where there is meant to be snow and the whole thing confuses the fuck out of me, I didn’t understand why there were no solid pictures of pussy, or panty or whatever the fuck diseased mess this bitch hides in her pants that I think may be medicinal and used to keep her uterus from falling out because she’s such a fucking whore, but these came out today, so now I know she hasn’t lost her touch and is still letting her shit out in public….

Here are some pictures of Pamela Anderson in Elle Magazine dressed classy but still poppin her ass out because no matter where this STD ridden whore goes, she needs guys to want to shove their dicks in her, seriosuly whether at Church or meeting the president, the slut in her is so deeply rooted, she can’t help but smear her pussy juice on whatever the fuck she can….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Panties|Snowboarding

2009

27

Oct

Kelly Rowland and the Smallest Fake Tits on the Beach of the Day

These are probably the hottest pictures I’ve seen on the beach in a long time, not because she looks good, or sexy or even worth fucking, but because if it wasn’t for Destiny’s Child, this bitch would just be pregnant in the projects, and I’m not saying that cuz I am racist or think that’s where all black girls belong, but she had an abusive alcoholic father and that’s just the fuckin’ stats motherfucker, so instead of working the welfare check line, she’s working the beach and living the decadent life, unfortunately, not working a hot bikini to show off her shitty small implants, because that’d make these pictures make a hell of a lot more sense…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beach|Kelly Rowland|Tits