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2009

03

Nov

Macy Grey in a See Thru Sweater of the Day

This is a picture I doubt you’ve been waiting for because they are of Macy Grey, or at least I think it is Macy Grey, but could also be Fantasia from American Idol, because I always get the two confused, not because I am racist and think all black people look the same, like you think, but because I don’t really pay attntion to ugly chicks, if anything, I pretend they exist no matter what color, cree or religion, but a see thru picture is a see thru picture and I have made it my life work and legacy to post as many of these as I find, until I give up on this site and take up painting watercolors or knitting or whatever it is people do when they retire. even if you can’t really retire when you don’t really have a job…either way, here’s the pic…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bra|Macy Grey|See Thru

2009

02

Nov

Shauna Sand Sex Tape stepEXCLUSIVE Clips of the Day

Shauna Sand - Sex Tape Clips

The Shauna Sand Sex Tape , I’ve shown screenshots of has finally come….and it is amazing.

You see, I have been ripping into Shauna Sand and her “everyday is halloween” zombie look for the last 5 years. I’ve laughed about her plastic surgery, her ridiculous outfits, her stripper shoes, her non-existant career based on Playboy decades ago. I’ve laughed at her boy toy who I assume is gay and on salary and does things like massage her feet and carry her purse and now star in her sex tape. I’ve even made fun of her grey dead vagina.

She’s been a constant theme on the site, she has provided constant entertainment and almost every Shauna Sand picture that has come out over the last 5 years has made it up here.

I am only her biggest fan and her sex tape that I am dying to see because my life is pathetic comes out tomorrow…..

LOS ANGELES — – Vivid Entertainment, the leading adult film studio, said today it will release the sexually explicit video “Shauna Sand Exposed” next Wednesday, November 4th after its “star” withdrew her threat of a lawsuit to block its distribution. 

I convinced someone close to the source to send me these clips because I couldn’t wait for the release date. I promised not to post them, but not sharing with you wouldn’t be right…so here’s a lawsuit waiting to happen….It is clips of her sex tape, it is Not Safe For Work but then again, this is a Shauna Sand Sex Tape so it is really no safe for anything….except my fucking fantasies….that have miraculously come true in the form of a this DVD and that is really what makes this whole thing that much more amazing….

Here are the Clips…..


I love that this is happening, it brings meaning to my life. Sex Tapes was how I got into this celebrity game, but it turned out to be a pretty dry business, but not quite as dry as Shauna Sand’s Vagina…


You can get the whole Shauna Sand Sex Tape Wednesday –
Vivid.com

Or at the Official Sex Tape Site ….
Shauna Sand Exposed

Posted in:Clips|Exclusive|Sex Tape|Shauna Sand|Vivid

2009

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

If funny things happened in my life, I’d have more to say right now. If anything, I’d be out living them, but they don’t.

I am boring but at least I have my stepLINKS….they give me the illusion that I have a purpose….

Lohan Continues to Spread Her STDs Throughout Hollywood
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Kim Kardashian Whores It Up Proper
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Penny Mathis in Lingerie Will Make Funny Things Happen in Your Pants
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AnnaLynne AcCord Nipple Slip Action
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Because What the Fuck Else Are You Doing Tonight
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Hot Gallery With Pornstar Kristina Rose
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Ghost Stories With Ghostface Killah
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Christpher Walken Does a Lady Gaga Parody, And It’s Awesome
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Jessica Biel is Most Definitely fuckin in Her Next Movie and Here’s Some Pics to Tide You Over
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Tropical Mexico…And What I Did on Pills While I Was There.
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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What Your Halloween Costume Really Said About You
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Striptease of the Day
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John Gosselin Takes His I’m Sorry Tour to Any Jews Who Will Listen
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Bryan Adams Took Topless Photos of Pink. Too Bad He Didn’t Get Her to Show Her Dick
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Marisa Miller is Dressed Like a Sexy Military Slut and I Love It
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Botos or Not Kate Hudson is Lookin Good As Always
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Christina Aguilera is a Hot Skeleton
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FHM’s Lingerie Buyers Guide
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Gisele and Violet Are Sexy Devils
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Watch This Girl Beat a Dude at Counterstrike and Him Flip the Fuck Out
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College Slut is Wiiiiiiide Open
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Latoya Jackson is Dressed Up as God Knows Fucking What, But Take a Look Anyways
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Kayden Kross is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Christy Hemme Sluts It Up in More Ways Than I Count
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Asian Teenage Whores Make Out
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Everyday is Halloween for Bai Ling, But Here She is Anyway
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Eva Mendes Nude is Always Something I Want to Take a Look At
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Seriously This Chick is Almost Perfect
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The Best Part Abotu A Halloween Costume is When It Comes Off
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I Forgot What a Hot Piece Jewel Was, Here’s Some Bikini Shots
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A Slut in a Tiny Bikini Will Always Make You Wanna Get Your Fuck On!
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Mandy Lynn is What (Porn) Dreams Are Made Of
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Tara Sparks Oils Up Her Huge fucking Tits
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We Cann Use a Day at the Beach and a Naked
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I’d Totally Bang Gwen Stefani in This Cowgirl Costume
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ZOMBIES SLUTS ATTACK!!
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Yeah I’d Still Facefuck Ivana Trump in Her Botox Filled Mug
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There’s Very Few Times I Am Speecheless, and This is One of Them.
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Seriously, If Elton John Dies, Fuck 2009
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The 51 Best Halloween Links on The Internets
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Here’s a Porn Clip That Just Gets Better and Better The More You Watch IT
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Creepiset Halloween PSA Ever
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ARIA GIOVANNI SCORES A MAJOR EUROPEAN MODELING CONTRACT … SHE MUST BE REWARDING THE EXECS WITH HER AWESOME PUSSY!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

02

Nov

Jerry Springer Funny Video of the Day

I didn’t realize that Jerry Springer was still on TV since I don’t have a TV, but it is.

This segment is about some dude who picked up a girl on the internet and somewhere along the way decided to meet her on the Springer show. Something anyone with a brain would know is a bad idea and not going to end in happiness, but instead with end in a brawl….in this case, fueled by the fact the chick turned out to be born a man, so he did what he had to do and tried to beat her up, but she ended up having some serious monkey skills and jumped all over the fucking place…..clearly staged but definitely funny….

I can’t help but love this shit because it still makes me laugh like it did 10 years ago, I am sure I would hate my life if I was Jerry Springer, because seeing this daily would get fucking depressing, but it is fucking ridiculous and I need tickets to be in the audience of this show before my die, shit is on my Bucket List….

Posted in:funny|Jerry Springer

2009

02

Nov

Jessica Lowndes Does Halloween in Shorts of the Day

I don’t know who Jessica Lowndes is but she’s perfect for this post on how Halloween is just a fucking disappointment, year after year, people always dress the fucking same.

Sure, girls who normally wear pants, walk around in panties, and let their inner slut out, we’ve all heard that report before and it’s not fucking news anymore, but sometimes that’s just not enough. Sometimes, that is just boring because there’s never been a costume I’ve found creative, exciting or even worth paying attention to.

See I love bitches in underwear, I love straight laced girls slutting out and acting wild, I love drunk girls turning into whores, but the second I see a costume that I’ve seen before, I get bummed out, I just figure bitch is so generic and I get too discouraged to even appreciate her hot young ass in bootyshorts.
I don’t know what it is, maybe I’m going through a depression and don’t find excitement in the little things anymore, or maybe I just hate follower drones who can’t pull off something clever while being just as naked and slutty…

I didn’t go out this year, so maybe it was different, and I guess I should be less hateful towards everyday cheesy girls, because they will always exist, they will always ignore I exist, and I still want to fuck all of them, whether dressed like a cheerleader, sailor, sexy cop, wonder woman, nurse, school girl, princess, or whatever out of box costume they are rockin’ or not….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Halloween|Jessica Lowndes|Shorts

2009

02

Nov

Jessica Alba is Dora the Explorer of the Day

For you perverts who get off to kids shows….and I know you fucking exist. Because anything you can think someone jerks off to, there is probably someone who has and really when it comes to Dora the Explorer, who really can’t find her dark complexion and little shorts hot, especially considering she is an explorer, something that usually translates into “Adventurous Enough For Anal”, something Alba probably should have channeled the night she flipped the used condom inside out after skipping her birth control pill to get knocked up to lock Cash Warren in for life, but instead was too emotional and scared of being alone.

We get it bitch, you’re a mom, you know kids shows, just shut the fuck up and put on some lingerie. Couldn’t you have been Dora the Whore Explorer or some shit, this is useless….step it the fuck up Alba, or should we just call her a series of constant disappointments….

Bonus – Cash Warren Standing Next to Ass

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dora the Explorer|Halloween|Jessica Alba

2009

02

Nov

Mariah Carey in Some Slutty Angel Costume of the Day

I don’t know what anti-depressants they prescribed Mariah Carey back when she had her burn out, panic disorder, agoraphobia, depression bullshit that went down a few years ago, before marrying Nick Cannon and relaunching her career, but I do know that they better not be handing them out to everyday girls, because the day I see a chubby chick in panties and a corest, busting out from every direction because she’s fat, I get worried, because she should realize that she has no business in this shit, she should realize no one wants to see the shit, but the chemicals in her brain make it all okay in her mind, but so wrong in mine, and now I’m gonna be forced to have nightmares of half naked fat chicks because I guess they’ve invented confidence in a pill form, when really they should have prescribed an eating disorder.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:ANgel|Mariah Carey|Slut

2009

02

Nov

Paris Hilton’s Meaty Purse on Her Actual Purse of the Day

The interesting thing about Paris Hilton is that she is a wallet fucker, but unlike most wallet fuckers who fuck a rich dude who will promise them the good life, she fucks her own wallet, because her pussy was directly tapped into her bank account. So whenever she let it out of her pants, millions of dollars made its way into her wallet.

Not that it is all that intersesting, she’s just a modern day whore, who slutted herself out for attention because her dad didn’t hug her enough because he was too busy hugging cocaine with his nose, and she probably didn’t do it for the money in the first place, it was just an added bonus, making this joke really fail, but we’ve come this far so here are some pictures of her with her meaty purse in her panties rubbin’ up her actual purse and these pictures because the two go hand in hand……and it all made me go against my Paris Hilton ban.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Paris Hilton|Purse

2009

02

Nov

Christina Ricci’s in her Bikini with her New Cock of the Day

Christina Ricci was out on the beach in her bikini with her new cock…Showing off the crime scene on her chest where her breasts once lived before she had the fucking things amputated in an ill-decision that must have been made when she was going thru an anorexic phase and felt that was the cure to her chubby ass the world fell in love with when she was a teenager, before she got all dark and weird on us. She should have re-thought the shit because she fills this bikini top weird and if she was a little more top heavy, it’d balance the rest of her out, and make these pictures worth lookin’ at, instead all I see is some dyke with a wonky head, short legs, a boring ass, covered in shitty prison tattoos, when I could have been lookin at real big tits…..

Bonus – Here are a few more pics from last week’s bikini pictures….

Pics via Bauer
Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Christina Ricci

2009

02

Nov

Kelly Rowland and Her Shitty Implants in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Rowland got the shitty end of the deal with that whole Destiny’s Child shit, not that she didn’t make great money doing the whole Destiny’s Child shit, even though no amount of money would be enough to stomach hanging with Beyonce and her bullshit over the course of a bunch of years, but because her partner went onto have a solo career and acting career, becoming this phenomenon all while Kelly Rowland is stuck training for the circus because that’s the only place a clown like her can get work.

The real confusing thing in all this, and what makes this story even more outrageous is the fact that Beyonce was the fat one and everyone knows the fat friend is the one who is supposed to be stuck on the backburner and ignored until one night when she finally stands up for herself and asks her skinny friend to leave one guy for her for a change, and that dude just happens to be you, forcing you to go home with the fat manager and not the chick you initially planned on going home with. If you know what I mean….if you don’t I’m trying to say that the fat friend doesn’t usually take the fuck over, she usually gets forgotten, but in Beyonce’s case, she became a fucking machine because I assume the millions of fat chicks who feel like they’ve been wronged, or like they’ve lost out to skinny chicks out there supported her quest to get to the top, despite everything working against her fat ass.

Either way, I wrote too much about this, when really all this is about is Kelly Rowland on the beach in a bikini while working out with some dude…..I went a little off track.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Implants|Kelly Rowland