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Lindsay Lohan in Burkini with a Hermaphrodite of the Day

Britney Spears Keeps Dancing of the Day

Salma Hayek’s Strong Jaw in a Bikini of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Does Make-Up on the Lake of the Day

RFK Jr’s Wife in a Slutty Dress of the Day

2009

Nov

Marisa Miller is a Vintage Pin-Up for Harley of the Day

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All American Marisa Miller is the spokesmodel for Harley, because she uses her tits to make her money and here she is in some throwback pin-up girl themed shit for some Military Appreciation month that Harley is milking to get publicity, and I guess it’s always nice to see a bitch dressed up from an era long ago, but I always prefered going after the real deal, you know going thru grandma’s photo albums lookin’ for bikini pics, because getting off to women who have been dead for decades is far more naghty than getting off to girls dressed like they’ve been dead for decades.

I don’t really know why they still try to pretend that people in the military aren’t homosexuals, I mean only homosexuals would sign up to live in close quarters with other men, you know playing with guns, wrestling, working out together, showering together, with the only available pussy belonging to a bunch of dykes who are in the military for the same reason the gay dudes are….but I guess I could be wrong, I just doubt that I am….

I mean the whole overcompensating pretending your straight by going nuts over pin-up girls and the ladies in “the pictures” is behind us, save that shit for WWII and Korea, but whatever, let’s just go along with this and pretend it makes sense….because Marisa Miller has a banging body….

Posted in:Harley Davidson|Marisa Miller|Military|Pin-Up

2009

Nov

Kat Von D See Thru Shirt of the Day

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I don’t know if Kat Von D is still relevant, or if she ever was relevant, but I do know she’s at some event in a see through shirt, showing off her little tits in a bra and she looks worse than ever. I guess aging doesn’t work out for everyone, not that it matters considering she ruined herself with tattoos while trying to fill whatever void it was she was filling everytime she went under the tattoo gun.

I know all you people are probably crazy about tattooed chicks, I just hate tattoos in general, mainly because over the past 10 years, it went from Rock and Roll and Biker which was cool, to Gino Chachi Vegas Trash which is not cool.

Either way, here’s some see thru pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kat Von D|See Thru

2009

Nov

Ashley Tisdale in Her Little Shorts of the Day

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I guess the Highschool Musical money making machine is back at work on a new movie, because that is the only explanation why anyone she worked with would be hanging out with her, she looks annoying like that.

The only good thing about these pictures of Tisdale, and I am saying this as someone who can’t stand the bitch for no reason other than her ugly face and her possible ego that I assume she has from being on these Highschool Musical bullshit, when she should be working the cash at the local Gap or some shit, making any picture of her a miserable fucking experience, are her shorts.

There’s nothing quite like slipping a hand up a pair of loose fitting shorts. You know vagina access from the leg. Bringing back great memories of my stepdaughters watching movies while chilling, unknowingly flashing me the goods….So I guess if anything Tisdale is good for one thing and that is reminding me of other girls worth lookin’ at pullin off her style of shorts better than her….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Shorts

2009

Nov

Carrie Underwood in Period Stockings of the Day

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Carrie Underwood must have a heavy flow and these stockings save her from the embarassment of having period drip down her leg on national TV, because it kinda just cammoflages and absorbs the shit like it never happened and and saves her from big scale disgusting that would otherwise happen provided she was bare skinned or in light colors.

This is a little fashion tip for girls everywhere to take note of, because getting your period in white pants, shorts or bathing suits, although erotic for people who like fertile women and who find periods sexy, espeially if you’re in high school…because that’s the time of your life that getting your period will get you a nickname that follows you forever, you like “Bloody Pussy Legs” or “murder scene jean” or something more creative and funnier that the rest of the “more talented than me” class comes up with.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Carrie Underwood|Stockings

2009

Nov

Mariah Carey’s Fat Tits Trip on Leno of the Day

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Mariah Carey brought her big fat chick tits and body to the Leno show and her fall wasn’t the highlight of the clip, but when she decides to demonstrate how her perfume dabber works, but doing some “sexy” little dance, I mean depending who you ask, because to some people, fat chicks doing sexy dances is more of a comedy routine and not something worth getting off to, but at least she’s in a low cut dress.

Posted in:Mariah Carey|Tits

2009

Nov

Saving a Black Chick Willing To Go Topless for Recession of the Day

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I got this email……

Dear Jesus,

You know I have been a long time fan and now I need your help. I am a black girl living in Baltimore and I am going to lose my house . I have most of the money I need but am still $1800 short and I know you have a black girl fetish and figured you would know what I should do?

BESTOW KNOWLEDGE ON ME JESUS. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO???

Love,
Elle Vie

PS. Anything but prostitution, I will not hook myself but otherwise am open to ideas.

Since I like to help people who are at rock bottom this was my response:

Send Nudes.

Love,

Jesus

Sure enough, she sent me these topless pics and I figure that I had to give her a post on the site…….so I am going to help this black piece of ass out, mainly because she has gone topless for a fat dirty old man with black fetish like me, but also because I am just that kind of guy.

People consistenly call me a racist, but would a racist exploit a girl who has hit rock bottom for titty pics ? I don’t think so.

I’m just a philathropist on a budget. I help where I can. Like earlier today I gave a homeless dude with a mouth infection 50 cents to avoid him from spitting on me and a few years ago I gave the NCAAP 10 dollars to shut the racist accusers up.

Either way, she needs money to keep her house because America went broke on her ass and decided to take photos exclusively for drunkenstepfather to get donations to help her keep her fucking house.

Her nice rack is still worth jerking off to, throw a few bones her way and when she reaches the 1800 dollars she will take off her panties.

HELP THIS BITCH SAVE HER HOUSE “DONATE”

I don’t expect you to give much or for this to really help the bitch, considering you don’t make me 1800 dollars a month, but maybe there’s a sugar daddy out there with lots of money and a love for tits because when I am given tit pics, I don’t mind helping….

Posted in:Black|Recession|Topless

2009

Nov

Lady Gaga Kils a Paparazzi of the Day

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I want to know who the fuck is paying off everyone for Lady Gaga’s career.

Last night she awarded for her contribution to style in New York. I realize that decision makers don’t always know what’s u and a lot of politics and money go into making these choices and I get that it is easy for idiots to get confused by what Lady Gaga does, thinking it may be fashionable, when really it is fucking ridiculous and circus shit and I understand that Lady Gaga is all the fucking rage today, so if you have an award to give, givingit to her is good marketing because the second she shows to your event, people will know you exist or some shit….but am I the only one who is bored of this bitch. Doesn’t anyone else see through her bullshit, can’t they see she’s a joke and a machine fabricated by a record company to cater to the gay market? Do people really think this is authentic and not contrived? It just doesn’t make sense to me. She is not talented or fashionable, she is just a stain on pop culture….at least she covers her disgusting face….

The craziest thing in all this is that when Gaga showed up to the event, one of the paparazzi fell off a ladder and died. Seriously. That’s just how poisonous this cunt is and the real tragedy in all this is not that a dude died because of Lady Gaga, something I am sure wasn’t on his top 10 list of ways to die, but that it wasn’t her who died because she is the fucking devil and needs to be stopped….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dead|Lady Gaga|Paparazzi

2009

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits in Costume of the Day

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I have never seen so much excitement over a fat chick’s big tits before Kim Kardashian hit the scene and I realize why and that’s because she’s a proportionate fat chick, who looks like she’s got an hour glass figure like some modern day Marilyn Monroe after Marilyn rolled around in pig shit back home at the farm and grew a set of testicles. It’s like the fat attached itself in the right place andthe illusion that she’s not fat, as long as she’s posing in the picture alone, or with someone in shoulder pads or a fat suit, but the second you put her next to a normal sized girl or sideways, you’ll see just how many late night snacks she’s been eating all these years, but after taking the lead of my tit loving friend who never discriminated against tits strictly based on what they were attached to, so long as they were nice, Kim Kardashian’s got some seriously rockin’ tits and here are the pics she took for her website, because everyone knows tits get clicks…..

Posted in:Fat Tits|Kim Kardashian

2009

Nov

Tom Arnold in Some Long Lost Snuff Film of the Day

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You gotta give love to people who were so desperate to make it in entertainment that they’d attach themselves to any project, even college quality amateur videos for their local stripclub DJ who was an aspiring filmmaker who threw together this production back in ’85 when he got his hands on their dad’s VHS camcorder and realized his dreams could come fucking true.

You know, people who just belong on screen and no matter what opportunity to be in front of the camera comes up, they take it. I really love the shit when these shitty quality porn clips surface after the motherfucker makes it in Hollywood….especially when it is a celebrity chick I want to fuck, but since I am a bottom feeder and take what I can get, even throwback porn or snuff footage of Tom Arnold makes me happy, but only because it isn’t actual porn footage of him fucking Roseanne, but is porn footage of him dressed hilarious and running off shitty lines…with some busty 80s chick….

Video and Story Via StreetBonersAndTVCarnage

Posted in:Porn|throwback|Tom Aronld

2009

Nov

Evan Seinfeld and His New Porn Slut Trash of the Day

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I hate Evan Seinfeld, not because he’s Jerry Seinfeld’s brother, because he probably isn’t, but because he embodies pretty much everything I hate in a person.

Sure, he was in the band Biohazard, something some of you idiots may idolize, because I remember stupid french kids and white trash flocked to that garbage.

He looks ridiculously fucking lame. He was married to, managed and starred with Tara Patrick a disgusting looking pornstar who everyone seemed to neglect was disgusting looking, despite the fact that she has no chin. Now he’s taken his tattooed, bald, jewish, shoulda been an accountant but something went wrong thanks to the way my parents raised me where I decided to tattoo my entire body and be in porn.

Here he is in Vegas because the city feeds off his type of cheese and so do dumb cunts and here he is with some new stupid sluts who think they need him to make it in porn, when all they really need is a fucking camcorder, but they’re too stupid to realize that, hence why they are trying to get into porn via Evan Seinfeld….

Here are the stupid pictures of the idiot….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Evan Seinfeld|Porn|Trash