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2009

30

Oct

Britney Spears and Her New Music Video of the Day

I didn’t watch this new Britney Video becaue I guess shit is boring, repetitive and I really don’t give a fuck. The only reason I am posting it is becuase there is a small chance she’s trying to be sexy and there’s just something really entertaining about fat chicks trying to be sexy when they otherwise shouldn’t. Seriously, everytime my wife used to try to seduce me with some kind of sexy mom dance or striptease, I would have given anything to trade the boner I was trying to maintain jerking off with a bag of fucking popcorn like I was at some kind of movie or a bag of fucking peanuts like I was at the fucking circus.

I did see this is it yesterday, thanks to a friend of mine and I am pretty sure none of these trashy popstars even have a fraction of the talent or vision MJ had. Now I’m not sucking MJs rotting corpse penis here, I just saw it and knew he was actually a talent and all these other cunts are just bottom feeders making noise in our otherwise peaceful worlds, so all This Is It did for me was make me hate pop music more than I already did….

But don’t take my word for it, watch the video.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Music Video

2009

30

Oct

Paris Hilton’s Tits Hang Out with her Sister of the Day

I made a vow to never post on Paris Hilton, but I slept in today and figured I had to post something fast and she’s easy. At least that’s the rumor.

Here she is with her push-up bra and her sister because her sister is the only person who hangs out with her since everyone else realized she is the single most disgusting, vile, useless person the world has to offer, and sister’s have no choice but to stick together.

This is a great way to start the day before Halloween, because based on this bitches big nosed bird face, this is Hollywood’s version of a monster.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Paris Hilton|Tits

2009

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

So I responded to a mass email someone sent me saying:

Thanks….

What is everyone wearing right now – I am masturbating and this will help me.

I appreciate it….

and some dyke freaked out cuz she was clearly raped or molested as a child and has now denounced dick….

Why don’t you just go kill yourself? Do something good for the world, rid it of yourself.  You sincerely are the biggest loser in the world. You’re more revolting than an infected scab, which you’re no doubt covered with, at least inside your own demented head. Really, go shoot yourself. 

It’s the least you can do.

You are a real piece of crap.

Angie (the lesbian)

Here was my response….

Ang sent me some of the sweetest words a man has ever been given to masturbate to… you guys should take notes….whenever someone calls me an infected scab it reminds me of all the down on their luck girls who had to sell themselves for sex that I have gone down on…..thanks for the bringing back the good memories….baby.

You seem a little uptight, do you need a little massage? I have a dolphined shaped one in my bedroom that is non threatening for a penis hating cunt like you because I always knew there would be a time it would come in handy and the right lesbian would come my way. That time is today..now please, grab your ankles and drop your men’s box shorts your wearing cuz panties are so uncomfortable against your fat internet ass.

You are garbage, no wonder you were molested. Everyone always molests the weak ones…..

Love

Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

Here are my stepLINKS…

You Will Want to FUck this Cam Girl
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Sophie Monk is a Whorish Lady Bug
GO

Amy Winehouse has a Hot Fucking Ass In Her Mini Skirt….
GO

The Guy Who Tried to Assassinate Bill Clinton Interviews Himself in Prison
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Because It Will Help Wash the Pain of this Week Away
GO

As Much I Hate to Admit This, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Have Amused Me
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Jimmy Kimmel Insults Melissa Joan Hart and It’s Kind of Amazing
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Some HERE’S Some Ideas for Lohan’s New Tattoos!!
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I Don’t Know Who Severina Vuckovic Is, But she is Smokin’ and Here Are Her Panties
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How Long Before the Taylor Lautner X Taylor Swift X Selena Gomez Sex Tape Hits?
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THEY ARE DOUCHEBAGS – VIDEO
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Some Letters to Annoying People on Halloween
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Striptease of the Day
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Chelsea Handler is on the Cover of Playboy
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JOHN GOSSELIN AND OCTOMOM ARE GONNA TEAM WHORE FOR THE CAMERAS!!!
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Mindy Kaling From The Office is Hilarious and I Love Her
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Jessica Biel is Looking Alright
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$20 Say Paris Hilton Would Fit That Pumpkin Up Her Snatch
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Katarina Ivanovska is Wearing Lingerie
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LADIES!!! ROBERT PATTISON WILL GO DOWN ON YOU!!!
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Samantha Buxton is Buxom
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Here’s The Video of Brad Pitts Bike Crash
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Lesbians Lick Pussy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Cassie Keller is a Looker
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Some Slut in a Bikini Kicks a Reporter in the Nuts!! – VIDEO
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A Bunch of Halloween Cakes That Make Me Want to Murder My Wife For Not Being a Domestic
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Savy THe Boobs PSA
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Yeah Well If I Was Josh Duhamel I Would Be Cheating on Fergie Too
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Lindsay Lohan Topless Throwback
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When Mony Takes a Bath….
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Yup, It’s Lesbo Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Two School Girls and Their Lollipops
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Meet Jessica Moore
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Sareena Lee Has The Biggest Tits I Have Ever Seen
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Abbey Brookes is Sexy
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Joe Jackson Really Is Father of the Year
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A Horribly Slow Murderer With The Extremely Inefficient Weapon
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DEATH BY DILDO!!
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It Was a Real Family Moment
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Endless Fun on the Fucking Machine
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Some of the Crasiest Condoms You Will Ever See
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Girls Gone TOO Wild – The Halloween Edition
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Some Vintage Angelina Jolie Shots
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ARIA GIOVANNI TRIES TO BE A MAINSTREAM MODEL … AND THE PUSSY LICKIN’ PORN STAR AIN’T BAD!
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Halloween Special….

Halloween Costume Ideas For Black Folk
Save the costume drama for Obama!
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Tips For Enjoying Halloween
…None of which include doing a “Bruno” impression
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

29

Oct

Heidi Klum Chocolate Covered Nipple of the Day

I guess after having Seal’s chocolate milk all over her face, all over her womb, all over her ass, all over her stomach, in her mouth, on her tits and pretty much everywhere else his massive black garden hose could reach her hot German body, it was only natural for her to do this photoshoot.

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Nipple

2009

29

Oct

Sienna Miller is Emotionally Unstable of the Day



The nice thing about life is that a lot of times what goes around comes around. It would explain why I have a miserable life after putting alot of people I’ve come in contact with thru hell and it probably also explains why a lonely Sienna Miller is crying in the street like an emotional wreck, because she’s clearly as not hard and unaffected like an emotionless asshole like me.

So when I see a homewrecking cunt who decided one day that everything in life should belong to her, revlove around her and be about her because she views the world from a “Me” perspective, where everyone else in the world are just here to accommodate “Me” and should worship “Me” because “Me” is the center of existance, so even something that belongs to someone else by default should belong to her, and that other person’s emotions don’t even cross her self-absorbed mind, the only thing that does cross her mind is her greed and disgusting grabby hands feeding her emptiness , other people’s emotions just get in the way of the selfish quest, it feels nice to see them broken the fuck down, sad and alone, like their ugly selves deserve because they’ve been disgusting people for so long….and having a meltdown on the street with strangers is a good sign that they are really at the edge, so I’m just hoping her career has taken a nose dive too because that way I can really put Sienna Miller on Drunkenstepfather Suicide watch…This is all very exciting too bad she looks like shit and isn’t naked while riding out this mental health crisis….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Emotional|Sienna Miller|Unstable

2009

29

Oct

Ginger Spice is Too Clever for the Perverted Paparazzi of the Day

Here are some pictures of an unfortunate case of being too clever for the paparazzi to snap off shots of your panties or pussy because we live in a generation where everyone, even everyday girls know that if they get out of a car in a short skirt casually, without their guard up, after a few too many drinks, the people around them are going to get a flash, and they don’t have pervert camera guys all up on them, meaning Ginger Spice isn’t really that clever at all and I guess the fact that the shot was missed is good news because I don’t really care to see what meat she’s packin, not that I turn down any vagina or look away when faced with any vagina but there are just some vaginas probably better left underwraps that I tend to not think about unless it is pretty much force fed to me….and here are the boring pics cuz I have nothing better to do than write about a fucking Spice Girl ten years after the Spice Girls….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice|Upskirt

2009

29

Oct

More Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures for Victoria’s Secret of the Day


I am assuming that the paparazzi were called by Victoria’s Secret to get some “behind the scenes”, seemingly leaked, pictures of Ambrosio in her bikini photoshoot, because that’s just how sneaky marketing people who know there is a big televised fashion show to promote before Christmas tend to be, so that explains all the Victoria’s Secret shit released the last few days and it is really possible that these are photoshopped to ensure no imperfections make it out to the public prior to pretending the pictures were “leaked”, but I have a feeling that this is really what we’re dealing with in terms of Ambrosio’s recent pregnancy body and it is pretty spectacular, but in defense to my theories on how babies destroy women and their bodies, the real bulk of the damage is probably hidden in those bikini bottoms and the second she undresses the motherfuckin’ thing looks like a mutated, devastated, cancerous fleshy mess like Chernobyl after the nuclear meldown…but try not to think about that when lookin’ at these pics, it kinda kills the mood and takes away to the goodness that is this Brazilian ass….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini|Victoria's Secret

2009

29

Oct

Clint Eastwood Pics for the Homos of the Day

I guess these pictures kinda speak for themself. You know a classic masculine figure showing off the skills he developed when he was just starting out in entertainment many decades ago to land his first jobs, something he’s mastered over the years cuz once you go homo you stay homo, even if your married and seemingly straight to the public, but in his defense he is an actor and there aint nothing hetero in that, since real men get real jobs like in construction and shit, not reciting lines in front of the mirror wondering if they look good and believable or not and I am posting these for the one faggot who reads the site and for the record, I am proud to say he’s a legit faggot who actually is HIV positive and fucking authentic and not one of those phony faggots who listens to Lady Gaga and acts the way he thinks a faggot is supposed to act cuz shit is trendy now. I guess I am also posting it for you closet cases who are bored of watching porn and want to switch it up and since Clint Eastwood is an icon you will never meet, it doesn’t make you feel as gay as when you pop boners watching your homies eating popsicles on hot summer days…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Clint Eastwood|Suckin Dick

2009

29

Oct

Katy Perry is a Sloppy Pig of a Woman of the Day

I figured out what I hate about Katy Perry and it is going to sound weird….I hate the way Katy Perry walks. I’ve seen her walk around her stage, I’ve seen her walk around in pictures and she constantly looks like she shit her pants and is embarrassed, it’s like on some lazy slobby kick that explains why her hips and ass are so fucking sloppy lookin and it is the shit that is going to make her balloon to 250 pounds the second the world comes to their senses and she stops performing….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Camel Toe|Katy Perry|Slob

2009

29

Oct

2009 Sports Illustrated Portfolio Exlporer Edition of the Day

For the perverts who can’t get enough of the SI Swimsuit Edition because hot models in bikinis is important to them – SI has gone out and published a book featuring behind unpublished pictures…..

With more than 250 photographs and behind-the-scenes images, Swimsuit Portfolio: The Explorers Edition offers an exclusive tour with models and photographers seeking adventure in the world’s most luscious locales.

I guess it is for the real fans who probably don’t get laid very often because owning this kind of book is not really conduscive to getting laid, or to being someone with a passion for the art of the bikini design, but more a passion for a hot body in a bikini….but the good news is that you can always pass it off as a gift you got from a cousin, brother, friend, or whoever and when your new girl finds it, it is far less embarrassing and easier to explain than scat porn, midget porn, tranny porn or all the other weird porn out there…they may find it refreshing that you aren’t a sexual deviant..

Here are some of the 250 pics in the book.

Posted in:2009 Sports Illustrated|swimsuit