I have an almost creepy one-sided relationship with Christina Ricci, because like my neighbor’s daughter, I have watched her grow up with anticipatory masturbation in mind. It’s like when they are 7 or 8 you know they don’t turn you on yet, but if all things go as planned, or as they appear they may go, 10 years down the line, bitch will be a fucking prize, so you better be nice to her so she has fond memories of you when she starts experimenting with cock.

We’ve seen her as the chubby busty teenage goth, who dressed like everyday was Halloween, all pale skinned and dark haired, who seemed real intense about life and probably into anal.

We saw her go anorexic and crazy and amputate her tits and now we see her on the beach with one of her boyfriends with some boy haircut and the sad thing in all this is that she hasn’t grown up into something I expected her to grow up into back when she was 10.

Sure, I’d fuck if it was laying around and I was bored with a hardon, but that doesn’t validate the high hopes I had for her….but she is skinny and in a bikini and there’s nothing wrong with that, pretty much ever….enjoy.

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