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2009

12

Oct

Una Healy is a Drunk Piece of Shit of the Day

Here is some singer/songwriter and guitarist aslo knows as being the fifth girl in the band The Saturdays. I thought her drunken piece of shit pictures on her birthday were funny until finding out she was Irish, in which case shit’s expected and this post is obsolete because irish bitches are drunks, normally the kind I don’t want to fuck, who look and act sloppy as shit and have dirty pussy from passing that shit around the pub night after fucking night and a shitty body from all the beer. Seriously, pub pussy is the worst kind of pussy and I’ve put a lot of resources into coming to this conclusion in the form of spending every dollar I’ve ever made or stole into finding this out, you see cuz I like being drunk but I hate drunk women.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Drunk|Una Healy

2009

12

Oct

Kim Kardashian and Her Pussy Definition at the Gas Station of the Day

Kim Kardashian takes her pussy out to pump gas and apparently she also takes her pussy out to pump black dudes on video resulting in people caring enough about her to post pictures of her pumping gas when we really shouldn’t give a fuck about her, and should just see her as the fat, lazy, leech on society she is, but instead we make her more rich than her privileged ass already was before she became an amateur pornstar turned reality star turned annoying the fuck out of me and making me wonder why the fuck I am posting this shit because I know i don’t care but do it anyway.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Definition|Kim Kardashian|Pussy

2009

12

Oct

Audrina Should Really Wear Heels of the Day

I’m not fashion expert, but I am a pervert, and Audrina without heels looks like some short legged stalky piece of shit with a long torso I’d definitely still fuck despite her shortcomings, but I’d be sure to let her know how inadequate she is by pointing out all the girls around her who have proportionate bodies, so that her ego doesn’t get out of hand and her self-esteem non-existant where it belongs, cuz this whole success from The Hills shit has made her a little delusional, cuz any normal short legged girl would never have the confidence or arrogance to step out of the house dressed like this, because it is disgusting….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Audrina|Heels|Hills

2009

12

Oct

Amy Winehouse Cleanin’ Up Her Image of the Day

It’s nice to see that Amy Winehouse cleaned up her act, you know, avoiding a huge puddle she would have otherwise bathed in, or drank back when she was at her worst and her skin was scabbing up and the rest of her was dying off and probably smelling really fucking bad. A time before she befriended teenage black girl in the Caribbean, back when she was at rock bottom except for the fact that she was making huge money and having the time of her life, but what you don’t see in these pictures is that the source of the shit she’s avoiding on the street is her vagina, the sludge just pours out of her like her pussy is a garden hose, if garden hoses were made out of rotting flesh….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Clean

2009

12

Oct

Rod Stewart’s Short Man Syndrome in Pictures of the Day

I don’t know if the actual cause of this union is short man syndrome. You know like that scene in Debby Does Dallas when her boss dresses up like the football quarterback before fucking the shit out of her because he was too short to actually be on the team when he was in high school, or maybe a better reference would be a Napoleon complex, where motherfucker tries to compensate for his height, by making a lot of money and landing a variety of whores the get back at the tall people who used to call him “shrimp” or make midget jokes about him, or if this is just a case of hiding his homosexuality and figuring if a bitch is a model, that must mean straight people like her and find her sexy, using that as a gauge to determine if a girl is hot to him, since as a fag he doesn’t have that instinct, but knows enough that a tall, blonde is the mold he needs to fit when it comes to pretending a bitch is his wife or maybe he just likes girls who have the same chin as him because they may be his illegitimate kid he doesn’t know about after fuckin’ a groupie 35 years ago. That’s not to say his wife isn’t a scary fucking monster of a woman, but it is to say that it doesn’t really matter…..

What does matter is how funny he looks next to her in these pics and although we are all the same height laying down, the sex must be a hell of a lot funnier than normal person sex, you know with his pretending he’s not gay, trying to fool her by crawling up her leg like a kid in the playground, less scared of playing with her vagina than he is of being outted as a faggot….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Rod Stewart|Short

2009

11

Oct

Canadian Thanksgiving Video of the Day

Today is Canadian Thanksgiving dinner for most Canadians, but not for me because I am broke and hate family time,, but I am planning a trip to the homeless shelter for a free meal if I’m not too lazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to give thanks…and today, I’d like to give thanks for this video…

Posted in:Thanksgiving|Video

2009

10

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been arguing with people for the last few days about whether the number of followers on twitter represents how relevant you are to the world. He has double the amount of followers than me. I don’t care who you are, I’d like to you all follow me on twitter, even if you aren’t using twitter because twitter is on some vain shit that assumes people care to read about the useless shit you do, it is strictly to shut the fucker up


FOLLOW ME

That said, it is a long weekend in Canada. I went out drinking last night. Saw some people I haven’t seen in years who got fat, I tried getting a girl who was bragging about how she used to role cigars with her tits to show me her tits but she would’t so the whole night was pretty much a fucking waste of time. I figure if you have skills, especially tit skills, you should exploit that shit.


Topless Bitch Covered in Mud
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The Older David Hasslehoff Gets The More I Feel Like We Have in Common
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Lily Allens Monthly Nipple Flash Came Early This Year
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Brooke Burke’s Got a Frontal Wedgie
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She’ll Help You Along The Way to Getting to Know Yourself a Bit Better
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Piano Stairs Makes Going Up and Down Stairs Better, Trust Me
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WHY WE SHOULD BLOW UP THE MOON!!!
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Alexa Chung Panty Upskirt
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Okay This Ad For Ricola Cough Drops is Kind of Amazing
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Shep Smith Has a Bone to Pick With Krispy Kreme Cheeseburgers
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Pam Anderson is Getting Roucher By the Day
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It’s Drunken Argument Friday
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Stripfilm of the Day
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I’m No Homo, Bot Pink is Looking Kind of Hot in This Photoshoot
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The Only This Lindsay Lohan is a Genius At is Doing Enough Drugs to Incude Miscarriages to Avoid Having Abortions
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Bai Ling is Fucking Insane, As Usual
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Seriously, Kate Gosselin is Such a Self Entitled Cunt and I Want to Kill Her
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Zoe Duchesne for Blush Lingerie
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Olympic Hotties: Who Would You Rather?
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When Hidden Camera Shows Fail
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Lesbians Have to Stay After Class
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Cindy is On the Stairs
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Gayness!?!? Wassup With That?
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TAYLOR WANE SHOWS OFF HER BIG TITS AND JUICY PUSSY
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Fatty on a Moped – VIDEO
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If Kate Beckinsale Wants to Choke Her Puppy, She Do as She Damn Well Pleases As Far As I’m Concerned
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Caprice Bourret Topless Calendar
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Chicks With Toys
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Pam Anderson Still Knows How to Take a Photo Though
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You Know Jane Krakowski From 30 Rock is Actually Kind of Hot
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Holly and Annabelle Get It On
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slash performs the national anthem at dodgers stadium – VIDEO
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You Can Lay There All Day Baby
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The 6 Sexiest SFW Girl-Next-Door Gallery Sites
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Jayden James Shows Off the Curves
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AHHHHHH Keeley Hazell
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Sexy Blonde Strips Down and Touches Herself
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Whose Are Bigger? Place You Bets
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Meridith Vierra is a Predatory Cougar
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Gayle is Voluptuous
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Some Nerd, Gamer Pumpkins For Halloween, Because You Are a Loswer Virgin and You Appreciate That Kind of Thing
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AN EYEWITNESS ACCOUNT OF PARIS HILTON BEING THE STUPIDEST CUNT IN THE WORLD … HILARIOUS SHIT BECAUSE SHE’S SUCH A DOUCHE!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

09

Oct

Ginger Spice in a See Thru Dress for Attention of the Day

Ginger Spice was out trying to get attention because people still call her Ginger Spice over 10 years after dropping out of that Spice Girls shit, meaning she hasn’t done all that much since that Spice Girls shit and this time she wasn’t mocking women with breast cancer with her big ol’ tits, but she was wearing a see thru dress, which may be less cruel and less funny, but I guess it’s worth noticing, because there was a time when a bitch would go to a dance or party in a dress that was unintentionally see thru and freak out when you told her shit was see thru. I remember being in highschool and the black light at a dance made a chick’s white bra glow and she started crying, but I guess the older you get, the more comfortable you get with being a whore and the more acceptable flashing your body has become in hollywood in because of the attention it gets in an already noisy industry that is hard to stand out in, making this era a hell of a lot better in a lot of ways, mainly the fact that slutting out isn’t kept in the closet and secret anymore, so we all get to benefit from desperation. Good times….

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice|See Thru

2009

09

Oct

Lidsay Lohan Hides from the Paparazzi in Paris of the Day

Everyone hates Lohan now. Not only was she booed in Singapore, but she was also booed at Paris Fashion week for a line she released, and even her own dad is booing her by going to the media about her pill popping addiction. She’s old and tired looking and she’s dragging her teen sister in the gutter with her thanks to irresponsible parenting, but I still have a love for her that lies deep, but not deep enough to leave a permanent stain on my dick, just deep enough to feel her pain as her fame and relevance slips away because she’s not a cute little child star or bubbly, fresh faced teen actor anymore and the whole thing makes me wonder if she ever looks at pictures of herself, because she looks like fucking death….but more importantly, if things really get worse for her and she doesn’t kill herself first, not that things can really get worse, but being the nice guy I am, there’s always a bed to sleep in at my place, as long as she doesn’t mind soiled sheets, a 350 pound wife who takes up half the shit, the smell of fish and urine, which she will because she’s a delusional high maintenance snobby cunt like that, despite her bed having the same drawbacks…except for the 350 pound dying wife…since her wife is emaciated.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Paparazzi

2009

09

Oct

Jessica Alba in Stupid Shorts of the Day

There’s no better way to cover up your disgustingly ravaged body for an ill-advised decision you made on a whim while sitting alone in your bathroom with a mouthful of cum after giving your ex a break-up blowjob in order to get yourself pregnant with your because he was trying to break up with you so that he could move onto move onto the newer teen heartthrobs after your fame and sex appeal was past its prime and on the fuckin’ decline, than a pair of oversized shorts.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d be more than happy to try to rebuild her vagina with my dick, or spend the night kissing the scars on her pussy from the birth better, but these pictures remind me of an old man at the hardware store buying gardening supplies….and last time I checked, that didn’t make me cum but probably could if I really focused because I am weird…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jessica Alba|Shorts