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2022

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Jun

Whitney Cummings Nude of the Day

Funny girl that I’d argue is not very funny but I generally hate all stand-up and find it some contrived, try hard, practiced in front of the mirror bullshit that almost never makes me laugh and not because I go into it not wanting to laugh, or I go into it thinking it’s corny as shit, or I go into it thinking these idiots spent years practicing to get a solid 30 minutes of material, how fucking lame…..if anything, I like to assume top comedians are funny instinctively which is why I expect to laugh….but never end up laughing….because it’s lame.

So I’m not one of those chicks can’t be funny comedians dudes, I’m one of those no one can be funny doing comedy because they are too fucking lame….

I couldn’t tell you Whitney’s best joke, but I can say her best move was going into comedy becuase being the hot chick in comedy is being the ugly chick in hollywood, so you have more potential opportunity to sell shows with your tits and dick sucking jokes that route, which CUMMINGS has done…

Now that she’s rich and old, we’ve got her producing the weirdest nudes around, none with gaping asshole, so not quite a nude at all….as the gaping asshole defines whether it is a nude or not. Facts. I’m just dropping them.

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2022

22

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Do you even lift bro?

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2022

22

Jun

Dua Lipa Upskirt of the Day

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Dua Lipa is the most important popstar in the world right now, at least that’s according to me, not that I know anything about pop, for the most part I run as far the fuck away as I can from pop, because I know the brainwashing mechanics they’ve mastered as a trillion dollar industry over the last 100 years, have all this shit designed and engineered, to make you say shit like “THAT MEANS IT IS WORKING”…..

You get what I man, the further you are from all this, the more human you are..

So I’ve never heard a Dua Lipa song, I just know she’s rich as shit, popular as shit, and when compared to the other popstars of her era, like Bebe Rexha, Halsey or who the fuck cares, she’s the hot one of the group…so looking at her pussy wedgie wednesday on stage on a wednesday works.

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2022

22

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Here are some girls getting their weed on for no good reasaom. like a gang of degenerate low lives, only the reality is that weed is hardly a drug, just a victim of bad marketing, like this site and anyone who smokes weed will appreciate bitches who smoke weed, for some fantasy that you’ll be smoking weed together like a couple of hippies…but if anything, the only drugs you’re doing with any ladies is roofies, and they aren’t really in on the plan, it’s not your fault you’re not as desirable without heavy sedatives…or maybe it is, either way, some weed smokers making weed content for the people into weed, and/ or the people into titties….

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2022

22

Jun

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Liz Hurley is out here in a bikini doing a bikini titty jiggle, because I guess she still can.

The craziest thing about it is that she must be using some serious filters or CGI, or she’s just the best kind of freak of nature who focused on maintaining her hotness instead of doing anything else, you know smearing herself in coconut oil and hibernating in some Michael Jackson caliber isolation tank, because this doesn’t and will never make sense to me.

I guess she’s just doing what she knows, assuming this isn’t just a Liz Hurley AR filter from Instagram…but I have a feeling she may actually still look this good and that she’s just doing all she’s ever known well into her retirement….even though she’s not actually retired…since she’s barely ever worked a day in her life, but thanks to looking like Liz Hurley, was very prosperous just existing.

Anyway, she’s like the 90 year old down the street who told me the key to a long life is to keep going, to not give up, to keep working on projects, to keep fiddling around with various thing, whether it’s a garden or another hobby, so that you always have something to do….and your body doesn’t give out on you….where selling the house, moving to an assisted living facility is just pre-death, that will give you a premature death, only when Liz Hurly does it, you want to fuck it, when my 90 year old neighbor brings over a pie she baked, you’d rather fuck the pie….not that she brings me over pie….not that there’s a 90 year old neighbor….but there is bikini jiggles like a 20 year old in her 60s to keep on track, rather than moving into that assisted living facility….if you know what I mean…and I hope you do…because I have no idea what I mean.

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2022

22

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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If you have a pussy, you might as well make it eat whatever you’re wearing, or anything around you, like the drugs you’re smuggling into the party, or any large object at the party, to impress all the party goers with your party tricks and maybe even make a buck or two while GOING FOR IT.

The pussy wedgie a magical phenomenom from panties or pants too tight, or just tight enough for me to see how thick the lip we are dealing with….a gift from the vagina owners in those tight pants walking around vagina out for all to see and celebrate, even perverts like me and perverts like you….and it wouldn’t be a full vagina eating pants moment if you didn’t upload it to the internet for strangers around the world to appreciate all the puppetry your pussy can do.

Big fan of this here pussy wedges..

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2022

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Jun

Kristen Cavallari Bikini Top of the Day

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There was a time when Kristen Cavallari was some 20 year old reality star and I didn’t give a fuck about her then, so now that she’s a textbook white girl of instagram, drinking her rose in her mid 30s, like other rich white moms of instagram, who don’t really do anything of substance, yet for some reason they are ALL the fucking same, in everythin they do, from the way they dress, to the way they decorate their houses, to the cars they drive, to the face injections and tits they get, to the workouts, it’s actually some stepford wife attack of the clones tainted by social media and media…but at least, the internet skews slutty so they are all sitting at home figuring out ways to film themselves fucking for reddit or onlyfans without being a slut, and the second they start doing that, it’s fucking over…..

If you leave the house and I have, the mid-30 to 50 year old white ladies dress the raciest….and probably fuck the raciest with all the sex toys that GOOP tells them to use…..and it is disturbing, but you can jerk off to it, just not when it’s Kristen Cavallari being boring as shit with a bikini top on.

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2022

22

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I say no fat chicks allowed, because as someone married to a fat chick, I know first hand how vile and disgusting fat women are, and sure I did it for the pre-mature death aspect, it was calculated, but being terrible at math being, she’s still with us….because fat death takes a long fucking time and fat death is just a slow and miserable uncomfortable demise where your quality of life and sense of adventure is pretty fucking garbage because you’re always tired or looking for cake….hard to move, hard to sleep, hard to shit, hard to do everything….just all around miserable…

So from my 20 years of research, fat fucks are fucking gross, and if fat fucks out there are like don’t body shame me, ok, you can body shame yourself by pretending it is empowerment, when really it’s just a modern day version of a freak show, no matter how much of the population is obese or how much dudes are willing to fuck fat chicks cuz they are willing to fuck them back…..

That’s not to say I hate these ladies for getting naked, I just find it insane….

That’s not to say I don’t mind looking at monster fat girl tits because they are so fucking big….

It’s just to say, this is my inclusivity for you perverts into this kind of thing, while I’m far more into fitness bitches being naked….and fat chicks being the spectators…that you fuck in the shadows of the night because you don’t want people knowing that you are that kind of guy…..

I never subscribed to the “it’s better than jerking off alone to hot chicks” line people used to give, before they started publicly celebrating fat fuck sex as a form of virtue signaling, or wokeness, or inclusivity, “LOOK AT ME, I AM PRO FUCKING FAT CHICKS”…..like some kind of hero who deserves a medal….when we’ve all been there and know what it takes to get there.

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2022

22

Jun

Slutty Gardener and Other Videos of the Day

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Cameltoe to Morph Suit

Fitness Gear

Short Skirts

I guess she ate a big lunch

Try on Haul

I wonder if she’s a cow girl

Public Bathroom

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2022

22

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I sit in my pod eating bugs owning nothing and being happy – thinking that the end of the world is inevitable, that this is the apocalypse, that I should get out in nature to plant my vegetables and find my fishing hole to keep myself fed through the collapse, but then I realize my life has been a fucking disaster since coming out of the gate, not since coming out, if I had come out, it would have probably been a fabulous experience with a strong community of perverts willing to fuck my ass, but unfortunately, I chose other fetishes that I don’t let consume my existence or define me, I don’t make parades for that shit, I just keep it to my damn self while staring at sluts in public….but yeah…end of the world or not, controlled collapse or not, who fucking cares, we’re all going to die anyway, might as well take a Patrick Swayze in Point Break approach to it and fucking ride it out….with morning links…another waste of time I put myself though for no reason other than why not……

Here they are…

Bebe Rexha Learns a TikTok Dance
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Busty Marcela at the Beach
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Mandy Rose on a Boat in a Bathing Suit
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5 most memorable moments of Rob Gronkowski’s NFL career
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Kim K Talks Acne
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Crazy Breathing Tree
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Burning Matches Kissing
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Cop Shoot Out
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Norbit Big Titty Slide Scene
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Cam Sluts!
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