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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day

Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day

Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day

Aurelie Dupont is the Instagram Of The Day

Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2009

Aug

Kellie Pickler Showing Off Her Fake Tits of the Day

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Kellie Pickler was out supporting some Taylor Swift bullshit because I guess she wanted to see how real successful country/pop singing cunts actually make shit happen, cuz her only formal training in anything that made her money was watching her mom wait tables at the shitty town diner, or maybe it was watched her mother work the pole at the local stripclub that was build inside an old big rig trailer, I don’t really remember because I don’t give a fuck about ex American idols with fake tits and a thick accent, especially when they aren’t 18 anymore….

Posted in:cleavage|Kellie Pickler|Tits

2009

Aug

Ciara Showing Off Her “Vagina” of the Day

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If Ciara is really a man, which I doubt, here is a picture of the top of her pussy, because anus is what men use as their vaginas, true story….that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Ass Crack|Ciara

2009

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Makes Me Horny of the Day

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I don’t know what’s up with Lohan, but she looks angry. Maybe Samantha Ronson’s sticking her dick in some other famous pussy now that she’s gone as far as she can go by riding Lohan’s name and becoming relevant, at least more relevant that her acoustic stage show she was hustlin’ before, or maybe it’s got nothing to do with Samantha Ronson and she’s just having a bad day, and really why do I fucking write about it like I care, when I totally don’t. If anything, I just like how Lohan constantly changes her look to give me different characters to include in my masturbation fantasies, whether it be ex stripper, or strung out stripper, or teen popstar, or whatever, her outfit changes do serve a purpose for me and that purpose is cumming.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Messy

2009

Aug

Megan Fox as a Cheerleader for Some Movie of the Day

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Megan Fox is a Cheerleader in her new movie that I assume is a shitty horror movie because she’s covered in blood, that or she’s dressed up like a fuckin’ tampon and I figure that doesn’t make sense and that I’d post the pictures even though I don’t have anything to say about this shit, that I haven’t already said about This Movie and Her Topless Scene so why feed you more bullshit, than I already do, so I’m saving you energy. Here are the screenshots. I know you love them, cuz everyone loves Megan Fox, that’s why she gets work and the media wants you to think you’re gay if you don’t love her.

Posted in:Cheerleader|Megan Fox

2009

Aug

Roberto Cavalli and His Russian Model Mail Order of the Day

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When you’re one of the few fashion designers who is totally loaded to the fuckin’ tits from your fashion designing and you live the life of fuckin’ luxury who isn’t gay, despite what your bathing suit may imply, you pretty much have access to all the model pussy because they work for you and look up to you like you’re some kind of God and the whole thing gets pretty exciting because the fashion industry is about knee deep in fuckin’ pussy.
So here is Cavalli hangin with some Russian model who must have been really hard to seduce, you know by taking her so far away from her one bedroom, bathroom down the hall, communist apartment she once lived in, cuz hanging out on yachts in a bikini s a hell of a lot less that eating rationed bread and beets while plotting your escape from the hell that you live in….

Posted in:Bikini|Roberto Cavalli|Russian Model

2009

Aug

Wendy Williams Makes Me Laugh While She Cries About Being a Failure of a Mother of the Day

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Wendy Williams is some radio host who they decided to give a TV show to, despite having the body and face for fuckin’ radio. I hate that expression and I know it is dated cuz no one listens to the radio anymore and there are a whole lot of ugly people on TV, but when we are forced to look at her manly fuckin’ face, it takes from whatever she’s saying and the good news is that in this clip from her pretty new show, she’s starts crying about how inadequate she felt as a mother for not breast feeding, cuz she was confused by the concepts, since it was not natural for her to know what to do, since she’s a fuckin’ dude and she even admits she has implants, the titty choice of most transgendered people, making me think her pregancy was more of a smuggling a baby in from some third world country and that who gaining 197 lbs and being bed ridden was just to make the whole thing more dramatic and believable….Either way, I love laughing at other people’s misfortunes especially when they are so clearly for fuckin’ ratings. Wendy Williams…you are garbage.

Posted in:Breast Feeding|Crying|Wendy WIlliams

2009

Aug

Sarah Jessica Parker’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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I was just talking to a girl who begs her boyfriend to piss on her, who fucks him and his friends at the same time, who loves sucking pussy when her man fucks it and she asked if I was a horny dude because of all the sex talk I annoy people with and I realized that I’m really not all that horny. Sure, I like talking shop with whores and I really find pussy and tits the only really interesting thing in life, but I’m not as weird as a lot of people about sex and that kinda makes me feel inadequate. I’ve never shat on a girl sexually, I’ve never had my ass fisted, I’ve never jerked off on a chick with five of my friends, I’ve never even tagged teamed a chick, I’ve never even fucked a girl who just finished fuckin’ my friend in the other room who offered us a two for one deal, I’m not into fetish or bondage, I am just standard and boring and all I really want is to bag a black girl or maybe a couple hot lesbians…

Sure, I’d love to piss on a couple of chicks who just finished bouncing off my dick, but I just don’t think I have enough dick to go around, enough stamina to keep up, or the ability to even get hard, so when I see these pictures of a horse with hard nipples, I don’t know what to do with them, since I’m so fuckin’ vanilla and the last thing I’d want to do with a horse is shove my dick in it, I’d rather ride it into the motherfuckin’ sunset, like the I pretend cowboy I am everytime I drink Bourbon…
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Posted in:Nipples|Sarah Jessica Parker

2009

Aug

Pixie Lott Slutty FHM Photoshoot of the Day

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Her name is Pixie Lott, she’s 18, she just released her first single a couple months ago in the UK and shit’s apparently poppin’ on the charts which means it’s probably fucking garbage. I know this because Virgin bought over our local radio station and I have to listen to the European countdown every once in a while when my wife has the shit on and most of the time, their pop music makes me want to kill myself but then again so do most things.

The good news is that she’s young tight bodied and eager and ambitious young girls make for an easy blowjob and even if you’re not the one getting it, because you’re a nobody who can’t advance her career, the idea of her willingness helps with the masturbation to her pics from some FHM photoshoot.

Posted in:FHM|Pixie Lott

2009

Aug

Audrina Hanging with Fat Chicks of the Day

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I don’t like The Hills or any of the people it unintentionally threw up who became celebrities, but there’s something about these pictures that I find hot. Maybe it’s Audrina’s stumpy legs and round ass, or maybe it’s the look on her face that reminds me of the time I was working as a janitor at a mall and this old man just kinda sat in the food court with these empty look on his face for 8 hours before we checked on him to find that he was dead, or maybe it’s the fact that she’s got big round fake tits and I’ve never seen big round fake tits like they are something magical, oh wait, I have seen fake tits on numerous whores and I never get impressed with that shit cuz it’s like getting impressed over someone’s new t-shirt or someshit, so I guess I find these hot because she hangs with fat chicks cuz fat chicks are what my life is all about and as miserable as they are, they are always fascinating to watch eat.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Fat Chicks

2009

Aug

Katie Price is Working Out with Lame MMA Dudes of the Day

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Just when I thought Katie Price wasn’t tacky or trashy enough, pictures of her surface training with MMA type dudes in their Tapout clothes, which is pretty much the bottom feeder trailer park Ed Hardy and the shit irritates me just as much but on a different level, because all these lame gym-bo’s who train to fight are far more annoying to be stuck next to waiting for a drink at the bar than a group of clueless chachi motherfuckers, because both groups are loud, but one group gets excited watching people get their faces smashed in while suckin on their slutty girlfriend’s fake aspiring porn star tit with their friends while the other like soccer, tight pants and eating fuckin’ spaghetti with their hot girlfriend who just doesn’t rub them as well as their friend Johnny.

That’s not to say that both groups aren’t closet case homosexuals, it is just to say that one is a hell of a lot more angry and poor and instead of pumping fists to electonic music drinking bottles of Goose like the Ed Hardy crowd, the Tapout crowd is drinking beer and punching each other as hard as they can to build up their pain threshold for the day they become the fighters they aspire to be…..and I like to avoid all that shit.

Posted in:Katie Price|Working Out