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2009

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stepLINKS of the Day

School has started and so has my on campus creeping. Just letting you all know if I’m not on the internet, I’m probably out hiding under a staircase somewhere or some shit, trying to look up skirts or in a college bar, trying to influence the fresh talent into doing things that make them not so fuckin’ fresh, even if it never works out in my favor, I am ambitious and willing to keep trying until one day one of them falls for my trap……I don’t know what I am talking about, I never really do. I just know that I am saving up all my money for spring motherfuckin’ break. Unfortunately, I have no money….I’m just trying to relate with today’s youth(at least their vaginas). Enough of that…
Here are my stepLINKS….


If Any Picture of Katie Price Ever Really Made ME Want to Puke, It’s This One (and by puke I mean cum)
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Tila Tequila’s Tits Are About to Explode
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Eva Mendes is Almost See Through
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Farting Just Got More Competitive
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Because Yesterday Was a Holidy, Today May As Well Be Monday and Mondays Pretty Much Suck
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How To: Make a Hot Dog Flute!
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Who Knew Wine Could Be So Awesome?!
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Kristen Stewart is a Big Ball of Grease
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The 10 Women To Watch From The Fall 2009 TV Season
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Some Ridiculous Fake Tits on Some Tacky Fucking Bitches
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Amazing Beer Pong Shots That Are Probably Fake, But Whatever.
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How To: Enjoy a Strip Club on $30
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Amy Winehouse May As Well Be Masterbating with a Crack Pipe
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Striptease of the Day
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Tila Tequila is a Genius
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Any Movie Where Penny Cruz Gets Naked is Fine By Me
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I Love Frieda Pinto
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Jenny is a Gaper
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Why Do Japanese People Love Hugh Jackman So Much?
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Would Somebosy Please Just Fucking Kill Lady Gaga?
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Seriously, I Hope Someonein MA Gets Eaten By a Shark. How Awesome Would That Be?
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And MORE Penny Cruz
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Lizzie is Sexy
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What an Ungrateful Bitch – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Busty Teen Whores
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Red Head Teen
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Talk About a Bad Day – VIDEO
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Accidents Caught on Camera – OOPS
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You Know, I Miss the Fat, Happy Tori Spelling
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Amateur Glory
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I Almost Forgot About Mira Sorvino
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Bella Lifts Her Skirt
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Club Hotties That Will Make You Sweat
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Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, I Love You
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Seriously, Dita Von Tease Needs a New Act
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“Twilight” Corn Maze To Be the Most Fun “Twilight” Related Activity Since Crying
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Maybe Chris Brown is the Next Michael Jackson
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A Tail of Two Pussies
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BRAND NEW PICTURES OF DEMI MOORE THAT MAKE ME WANT TO KILL ASHTON KUTCHER!
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I Wanna Fuck This Naked Chick
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PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Disney Boy is Probably not Someone Disney Endorses…In Fact He’s Quite Homo at Least on Photobucket…
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Camila Alves in Some Pregnancy Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here name is Camila Alves and you know her as the immigrant model who Matthew McConaughey fucks and knocks up on the regular basis from another country but I like to think I know her as the hairy little troll I wanted to fuck before she got knocked up on the regular and gave up on her man-scaping, not that she’s built like a man, she’s just hairy like one and despite hairy bitches being disgusting, their testosterone levels are where you want them to be when it comes to sex drive, cuz those bitches high on estrogen just never wanna fuck, they are too busy crying about everything….where a testosterone bitch is too busy taking it from every angle….and in Camila Alves case, her chronically swollen uterus is the proof!!

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Camila Alves|Pregnant

2009

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Sophie Monk Shows Off Some Legs of the Day

I like the idea of Australian chicks, they are marketed as being laid back drinkers with hot bikini bodies, sun damage and open minded about getting fucked after a day of surfing, but with the laid back drinker attitude that is down with fucking randoms all the time, comes risk of herpes, which really isn’t that big of a deal since there’s medication to prevent that shit, but not something I’d ignore if a bitch I was about to fuck without a condom told me she had, because why put yourself thru that kind of headache if you don’t have to and that good news is that Sophie Monk takes out the mystery of her pussy because she has fucked Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds while she was still engaged to him, so her just walking around is like a MeetPeopleWithHerpes ad, without having to go thru the annoying sign up process on their website….so I guess she’s providing us with a service that we should thank her for…

Pics via Fame Pictures

Posted in:Legs|Sophie Monk

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Marisa Miller in Some Lingerie Pictures of the Day

I think Marisa Miller’s face is a little too old to be getting paid millions to dress up in lingerie and pose, but I guess guys out there appreciate an older woman with a ripped athletic body and I guess her implants are less that 20 years old, so we can find happiness in that, even though I fuckin’ hate implants. I also hate bras that contour bodies so much that bitches don’t get hard nipples anymore, because it’s nearly impossible to show off thru a shirt with all those straps and padding, it’s like the bra has become some kind of military armor that fucks up my fantasies when staring at girls I don’t know in the street who would otherwise have hard nipples, so that’s why companies like Victoria’s Secret need to go bankrupt and bring back a time when bitches didn’t need bras or fake tit lookin’ cleavage…give me a pointy, sloppy tit anyday ove that phony garbage….

Posted in:Lingerie|Marisa Miller

2009

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Leanne Rimes in Ruins Rompers for the Pedophiles of the Day

I used to know a dude who would dress his wife up like a little girl and it would drive him nuts. Whether it was pajamas with the feet and butt flap in the winter, or rompers in the summer, he’d throw an oversized lollipop in the mix and put her hair in pigtails and he’d tell us all about how it was the hottest sex of his life. Five years later he was all over the news as some sick fuckin’ pedophile who creeped around playgrounds and elementary schools and the whole thing led me to believe that rompers and adults in baby clothes was the gateway fetish to very bad things…..the good news is that when I see Leanne Rimes in the shit, I don’t worry, because her rough face has the ability to make pretty much any hetero fetish disappear on all levels, she’s just that disgusting.

Pics via Fame Pictures

Posted in:Leanne Rimes|Pedophiles|Romper

2009

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Sep

Akon and Some Sluts Filming His New Video of the Day

If you’ve been wondering what Akon’s been up to, and I know you have, it turns out he was shooting his new video in South Africa because when you’re successful and make millions for a record label, they’ll pretty much let you shoot your video anywhere you fuckin’ want and he did it with one of my favorite things life had to offer and that’s black girls..and one white girl who shoulda been left at home…but I am sure he fucked them all after the shoot equally, not because South African chicks are easy, but because in the presence of a famous person, all chicks are, no matter where they are from. True story. I know, I bring serious fucking insight into the world, don’t I….

Pics via Fame Pictures

Posted in:Akon|Sluts

2009

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Lady Gaga Showing Off Her Stomach Disgusts Me of the Day

I haven’t figured out what look this joke of a person is ripping off today in her quest to be “original” but I’m pretty sure it’s a mix of the gay biker who fucked Freddie Mercury up the ass and gave him Aids and short pudgy girl with a weak chin. Her act is fuckin’ weak and I think it’s time for her to disappear mainly because anything that looks like this should be working behind the cash at the dollar store and not making money traveling the world polluting our youth with her serious insecurities that stem from having no friends growing up and that are masked as “artistic vision”. I just want to know who buys her shit cuz I think the only authentic thing about the shit is how ugly she is, the rest is all a BULLSHIT lie and I hate when I am lied to by the media……

Pics via Fame Pictures

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Stomach

2009

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AnnaLynne McCord Still Thinks She’s Got It Going On of the Day

Someone needs to knock this bitch off her high horse, and no, I’m not talking about her long-faced mother, I’m talking about her cunt ego. Seeing her strategically step out of the SUV with sunglasses on and her designer purse being shot by paparazzi and unfortunately not an assassin. Having her life play out like she always imagined it would and the insanity needs to stop. I don’t even know if 90210 is even an actual fucking TV show, and this kind of undeserved fame and the unnecessary attitude that comes with it. Seriously, how can we make this fall from the top happen fast ? Let’s collectively work on that, cuz all I have so far is crazed stalker kidnaps her and brain washes her for the next 18 years….and I don’t know anyone who would stalk this bitch, or even be able to stomach her more than 5 minutes, so we needs some fresh ideas.

The only thing semi interesting about her is her ability to really maximize the use of her really small tits without showing the world nipple and I guess that’s not really that interesting or even a talent but it’s a start for what I anticipate her future being when her money dries up and she can’t get work because the project she’s involved in is a total piece of shit, because maximizing tits is a huge part of a strippers work….

Pictures via INFphoto

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Tits

2009

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Mila Jovovich Naked in Purple Magazine of the Day


Nudity for art has got me laid at least once, sure the art was the art of prostitution, but it counts. I don’t pull the whole “come to my photography studio, I have a vision for you” bullshit, I don’t pull the whole “I’m a starving artist pervert who looks homeless because my art means more to me than getting a real job and I happen to sketch naked bitches to pay the little rent in the apartment I pretty much squat in”, but I do pull the whole “you like suckin dick? Do you think you’re good at it? Your missing teeth although disgusting on my dick, probably feel amazing, maybe as good as a masterpiece theater performance, here’s 5 dollars you crack addicted whore, now show me your god given talent that you’ve refined over the years, that’s right, it is like fuckin’ poetry to me, as I watch that cold sore throb so close to my dick head, it brings up so many emotions, I feel like I’ve been to hell and back, and I pretty much have”……

Here are some pics of some fashion magazine peddling smut, only instead of embracing the fact that they are porn and their models are whores, they’ve sold million dollar advertisers to pay the whores who model in their covert porn magazine, and today’s whore is new mother Mila Jovovich…..showing off some nubby breast feeding nipples and bush and the whole thing almost gave me a boner….except for the whole mom part…..

Posted in:Mila Jovovich|Naked

2009

08

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Fat Lips of the Day

I like Lindsay Lohan….I really do and I don’t think I’ve ever done anything on the site to prove otherwise. I think that over the last 5 years of doing this, she’s looked pretty hot at least once, she’s brought me some entertainment at least once, she’s “accidentally” flashed her vagina at least once, she’s flashed tit at least once, she’s marketed herself as a sex addict which is something I admire and then she did the whole lesbian thing and over the course of that time, I managed to become best buddies with her, at least best buddies according to me, she doesn’t know I exist….

So when I say that she’s gone really fucking overboard with her lips, I mean it in the nicest way, as a friend would tell another friend that they got a bad haircut, because although fat lips create blowjob fantasies, even when lesbians have them, way too fat lips just bring up spousal abuse fantasies and as much as I love punching my wife in the face, it’s not something I really ever get away with.
Seriously, I’ve read that Lohans’ been having relationship issues with Ronson, not that I ever believed they were actually a couple, but asking the plastic surgeon to do build a swollen pussy on her mouth is no way to lure new pussy, but it is a good way to get the job you always wanted as the clown at the circus.

The good news is that these lip injections are offered at the local spa, and shit will eventually go back to normal, but there’s gotta be some serious self-esteem issues to make a girl do this in the first place, a real fuckin’ issues if they think it’s hot. I guess there’s just a whole lot of pressure on today’s generation, when all they really need to learn is that as long as they put out and aren’t fat, they’re good to go.

Pictures via INFphoto

Posted in:Fat Lips|Lindsay Lohan