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2009

06

Aug

Latoya Jackson’s Hot Date with Ed Hardy of the Day

Since jerking off to fresh Michael Jackson material isn’t possible cuz he’s dead, I’m forced to go to his stand-in, his stunt-double, his soulmate in surgery and possibly even the real Michael Jackson for all we know who lived out his dream of being a Playboy playmate 15 years ago. It would have probably been less gay if I turned to her and her vagina first, but that’s totally assuming Michael Jackson had a penis.

Speaking of genitals, she’s out with Christian Audigier. For those of you who don’t know, he’s the cunt who created Ed Hardy, Von Dutch, and night clubs in Vegas.

I wonder what money making scheme he’s got up his sleeve to explain this casual encounter, because I doubt he’s trying to get up in her vagina, mainly because she got that shit sewn the fuck up years ago cuz they needed extra skin to re-build her nose, but I am assuming it’s got something to do with producing the most expensive T-Shirt assholes everywhere will actually buy, but I guess he’s already done that hustle….

Now masturbate to the idea of these two fucking cuz you hate yourself….

Posted in:Christian Audigier|Latoya Jackson

2009

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk – Here are my stepLINKS. I may have also done pills or GHB. I am really not sure. But here are my stepLINKS. I went to a stripclub and I remember the bouncer demanding a 3 dollar tip after I paid a 5 dollar covercharge so I left and sw no pussy. But here are my stepLINKS cuz I am dunk….

Because You Don’t Have to Die a Virgin
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Do Your Part, Piss In The Shower!
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This Breatfeeding Doll is Creepy as Fuck
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Football Faceblast – VIDEO
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Safe to Say Sophie Monk is Bangable
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Even Races in Japan Are Better Than the Ones Here – VIDEO
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Whoever Lauren Pope Is, She is Topless
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Check Out This Alan Rickman Mash Up
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Some Bad News Crossword Puzzles
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Adrianne Curry Gallery
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That Weird Dude Whos Gross Statues of Celebrites Made One of the Twins Sucking On Angelina’s Tits
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Ahhhhhhhhh College
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Striptease of the Day
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Jessica Simpson Getting Fat Again
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I’d Bang Keppy Brooke, So Whatever
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And More Sienna Miller
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Danielle is to Die For
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Method Man Knows How to Deal With Fans Proper
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Juliette Lewis and Brad Pitt Used to Smoke the Good Shit
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Katherine Heigl is So Ugly
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Leighton Meester Gallery
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Brooke Shows Off Her Hula Hoop Skills
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WWE Nip Slip
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Small Titty Lesbians Eat Pussy
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Susan Boyle is Still Thinner and Better Looking Than My Wife
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These Lezzies Love Strap Ons
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TEACHER HAS HAD ENOUGH
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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How About Some Sunny Leone
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Lohan Bikini Throwback
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Jessica Alba Bikini Pics
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Solo Amateur and Her Friends
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Aaliya is All You Need
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Today’s Lesbian Fantasy
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Janessa Takes Is Off
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Shanon James is On Display
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Surprise!!! OJ Simpson’s Ex Girlf Friend is Scared He’s Gonna Kill Her
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In Case You Missed the 8Bit Sex Tape
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Sex Life of a Dwarf
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How About Some Taylor Momsen?
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Fun With the Vibrator
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Mr. Belding Will Shut You Down!!
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133 Beer Bong Babes
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Jennifer Connelly Stopped Starving Herself and is Lookin Good
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EXCLUSIVE MIRANDA KERR PICS EVERYONE ELSE WILL STEAL TOMORROW!
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Some Awkward Lesbianism
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

05

Aug

Kelly Brook in a Shitty Upskirt Picture of the Day

Kelly Brook stars in these latest horrible upskirt pictures. I don’t even know if I can make out ass, pussy or panties because of all the fuckin’ shadows and shitty photographic skills of the highschool drop out, immigrant, refugee the paparazzi gave a Digital SLR to to get pictures for them, but shit’s good enough to give you a good idea of the dimensions so that you can build your 3D model the area so that you can imagine where she hides her shit while you jerk off you fucking weirdo.

I wonder if I’ll ever get tired of calling you assholes virgins who can’t get laid….and after much thought and analysis it turns out that I doubt it…

Posted in:Kelly Brook|Upskirt

2009

05

Aug

Jennifer Aniston has Hard Nipple of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is showing all you girls what it took her to get a career and what made Friends a success amongst men and that’s a set of hard fuckin nipples, they proved to be the best distraction from her busted greek nose, I mean before she got that shit sorted out at her plastic surgeon, I mean combined with the fact that as a Greek, she has an extra gland in her anus that makes lubricates anal and makes for smooth fuckin’ sailing….the last post I wrote on this bitch was a hell of a lot better and I don’t feel like repeating myself…

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston|Nipple

2009

05

Aug

Cindy Crawford in Some Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here are a couple pictures of Cindy Crawford cockteasin’ us with her hot ex-model, very fit 40-something year old body in a bikini, unfortunately, my wife wasn’t cut from the same cloth, she was cut from the bootleg stretched out cloth, because if she was my life would be on a fuckin’ boat fuckin and not sitting here rolling a cigarette out of butts I picked up off the fuckin’ street earlier today, even though I quit smoking 2 years ago, I like to bring it back to ensure the damage I did to do myself doesn’t go to waste, because self-destructing is a full time job….

Posted in:Bikini|Cindy Crawford

2009

05

Aug

Jenna Jameson is Fucking Disgusting of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jenna Jameson almost showing the world her polluted vagina that she polluted the world with when she had her Aids babies, the only interesting thing that came fromt he whole thing was that it was the first time in the history of baby making that the mother’s pussy didn’t feel anything or see any additional damage and rumor has it that both her twins came out at the same fuckin’ time.

Posted in:Disgusting|Jenna Jameson

2009

05

Aug

Serena Williams is a Fucking Monster of the Day

Here are some pictures of Serena Williams hanging out with a normal sized person and if you look closely you will realize that Serena Williams is a total fucking monster. That’s all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Big|Monster|Scary|Serena William

2009

05

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Finally Covers the Fuck Up of the Day

I guess reality has set in for Jennifer Love Hewitt after hitting the websites to see what everyone thinks about her new body and realizing that we’re not as impressed with it as she is. It’s called positive affirmation or some shit, where she has been working out, watching what she’s eating and the people around her have been biggin’ her up and boostin her ego making her think she’s accomplised some Star Jones caliber performance, not to mention her horny motherfucker boyfriend giving her constant sex after years of not getting any with her last fiance all clouded her judgement, but she’s straightened out and covered up her disgusting, and lucky for her boyfriend, I guess that means it’s back to fuckin’ with the lights off, so that he doesn’t have to see the sack of shit he’s stuffin’ his dick into…

Posted in:Covered Up Bikini|Jennifer Love Hewitt

2009

05

Aug

Tila Tequila’s Twitter Bra Pictures of the Day

I guess Tila Tequila started feeling her celebrity fading over the last few months and has taken to twitter to re-establish herself as the town whore of the internet who gets half naked and interracts with dudes she doesn’t know because she likes the attention and because it’s what got her to where she is today and here she is continuing to prove that there is something seriously wrong with society or at least American culture, where a talentless piece of shit you’d find in the trash in a China Town alley can crawl out of the cardboard takeout box, get breast implants and a myspace account and get her own TV show, record deal and house in the fuckin’ hills. The whole thing seriously offends me.

Posted in:Bra|Tila Tequila|Twitter

2009

05

Aug

Kate Moss and Karen Mulder Are Having a Topless Boat Party of the Day

The one thing I don’t understand about these bitches who tan topless, is why they don’t just take off their bottoms too. Is there something disgusting going on that they don’t want people to see? Or is it deemed inappropriate to be fully naked on a boat, but totally cool to be topless, I mean I’d figure most girls would be more insecure about lettin’ their tits out to the sun than their pussies, because for the most part, when a girl is standing up, her pussy doesn’t really stick out to much, and if shaved almost looks like bitch is wearing a nude colored bathing suit bottom. I guess women are just too complex for me to grasp, or maybe Kate Moss is on her period or has a rash that she doesn’t want the paparazzi to see, but she’s totally cool hanging with other 40 year olds half naked in some kind of topless party that reminds me of some hippie shit I wasn’t invited to.

Either way, Karen Mulder or whoever has the floppy tits needs and breast lift and I’m willing to give it to her with my mouth…

Posted in:Kate Moss|Tanning|Topless