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2009

16

Jul

Paris Hilton Subtly Advertises Her Rancid Pussy of the Day

Paris Hilton is always out lookin’ for dick. Whether she’s dating someone or not, she’s working on filling her empty soul by filling her wobbly vagina. She’s even gone so far as to incorporate subliminal messages when she walks down the street to make the outsider think she’s actually promoting environmental issues, like the useless celebrity who bounces on causes like she bounces from cock to cock, because her only real issue or concern is herself, and thepeople who know her, or who have been inside her, know the “Go Green” is in reference to fucking her fungus filled pussy and not about recycling or hydrogen fuel cells.

Posted in:Green|Paris Hilton|Vagina

2009

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I may be drunk most nights of the week and I may spend a lot of time with strippers but that doesn’t make me a degenerate. The fact that I live off my “disabled” wife, who is really just a lazy fucking pig who gets a government check makes me a degenerate.

Tonight may not have changed lives. I was snobbed out by strippers, a couple fat strippers tried to give me the two for one lesbian show cuz they get no business alone. Another one had the fakest tits who didn’t get that I was joking when I asked for her plastic surgeon’s name and number because they looked so real, but not as real as the night was. Seriously. From homeless man singing songs about life to meaty whore pussy rubbed up on brass poles…I couldn’t ask for more out of the day….except maybe for some stepLINKS and here they are…..Enjoy.

Get Fucked Like a Virgin
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I’m still NOt Sick of This Dress All The Whores Seem to Be Wearing
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Check Out Alyssa Milano’s Teen Work Out Video!
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THE SHREK SEX TAPE IS HERE!!!
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The 9 Hottest French Women
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Rod Stewart’s Hot Wife’s Topless Throwback
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God I Wanna Punch Hayden in Her Box and Make Her Cry
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Feet Were Made for Walking? Duhhhh!
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KRISTA ALLEN’S PUSSY LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT
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Donnatello Gets SCrewed
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Heidi Klum’s Pregnant Milk Filled Tits
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Giant Boob Invasion
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John Favreau Cheated on His Wife in the Bathroom With Some Slut – Exclusive
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Amazing Israeli Chick on the Beach….
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Good Luck, Caught On VIDEO
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BONE This Chick, Or Die! What’s Your Choice?
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How About Emma Watson’s Side Boob
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor is Most Probably Going to Kail Forever
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Okay, Well I Just Puked All Over My Keyboard
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Kelly Clarkson is Getting So Big It’s Downright Terrifying
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Now Here’s a Girl I’d Like to Introduce to My Penis
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So Justin Timberlake Wants to Go Gay For Robert Pattison
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Juliette Lewis is Completely Insane and I Love It
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IT’S THE GIANT BOOBS INVASION
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Denise Richards is Topless
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Mommy Gets a Cute Teen To Fuck Her
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I Wish Jada Pinkett SMith Would Just Make a Lesbian SEx Tape Already
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Sara Stone’s Big Old Tits
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This Bear Cub Raised By Humans Is The Biggest Pussy Ever
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Some Sand Sculptures That Are As Much Amazing As They Are Pointless
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Yeah I’d Let Stacey Keibler Lick My Balls
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Beyonce on the Beach
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LaToya Jackson is the New Sherlock Holmes, or Some Shit
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An Amateur and Her Dildo
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Amy Reid is Kinky
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Paris Hilton and the Upskirt Photographer in Hollywood
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Holly Webster’s Naked Make Out Ritual
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Heather Likes to Play With Herself
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The Terrorist Groups Are After Bruno
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GET READY FOR THE NEW TRONNNNNNN!!
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Big Penis = Big Problems
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There’s No Way Hugh Jackman Is Not Gay, I Don’t Care If Her Has a Family
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Star Wars Pregnancy
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How About Some PSAs….FROM THE FUTURE
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How NOT to Be a Douche Bag New Yorker In NYC
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

15

Jul

Lady Gaga’s Weird Outfit and Ugly Face of the Day

You know what the world needs more of? Lady Gaga covering her fucking face like she is in these pictures. This bitch is a fucking monster who needs to spend some of that Gaga money on Gaga surgery that ideally goes awry and leaves her in a Gaga coma.

On a sidenote people don’t believe that I grabbed her ass last month, every calls me out saying I am lying, I guess they don’t get that grabbing Gaga ass is not something I’d be bragging about, if anything, it was a lowpoint that I blame drunken desperation and the fact that it was so easy to pull off, so from now on, when I grab famous ass, I will take pictures.

Posted in:Lace|Lady Gaga|Ugly|Weird

2009

15

Jul

Mary Carey and Her Husband Kissing of the Day

Some dude was lucky enough to land Mary Carey as a wife. I am sure she took a lot of fucking work, you know because she’s so fucking unattainable and not at all disgusting. I mean there’s no way she’s just a washed up piece of trash pornstar who looks like a fuckin’ pig and eats like one too who no one wants and who other pornstars have to get drunk to fuck on camera even though it’s their fucking job and she’s just been doing it for less and less money as her career gets older and her dress size gets bigger because up until finding this sexually confused motherfucker, she just liked feeling valued and loved, even if for just a minute. Whore….

She makes me sick, she is H1N1.

Posted in:Husband|Mary Carey|Tits

2009

15

Jul

Michael Jackson’s 1984 Video Shoot of the Day

I just saw this video from the Michael Jackson Pepsi shoot where he caught on fire. It was a big story in 1984. I figured I’d share the video even if I am all out of Michael Jackson jokes, you know he’s been dead for close to a month and I am burnt out by all the MJ shit I’ve heard and seen, but not as burnt as his scalp in this video…before the crew beat it out…. Just beat it.

Posted in:Fire|Hair|Michael Jackson

2009

15

Jul

Ines Sastre and Her Mom Nipples on the Beach

Ines Sastre is some model turned actress from Spain who I doubt I’ve heard of, but have probably done posts on, but unfortunately I have a horrible memory and everything kind of blurs into one giant confused mess that is this site, but fuck, she’s got an amazing mom body, like the women I saw at 8:30 in the morning today while still drunk, only they were wearing their business casual outfits and not one-piece bathing suits to cover their mom stretch marks with ass hugging skirts/dresspants and button down blouses that were almost sheer, making me want to get a office job in the cubicle next to them, even though I could tell in their exhausted eyes that they hated how life played out for them, just enough depression needed to convince them to fuck me in the copyroom after gaining their trust. Unfortunately for me, I hate office jobs and would never sacrifice freedom for pussy, especially pussy I know wouldn’t actually give me the time of day, they just do that in my fantasies….

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Hot|Ines Sastre|Nipples

2009

15

Jul

Phoebe Price Stomach of the Day

Phoebe Price is lookin’ pretty doughy. I guess there’s nothing more magical than seeing a woman’s curves slowly morph into a boxy menopausal midsection, one that should be kept under wraps and saved for a surprise for the poor fucker who brings your ageless ass home to fuck one night when drunk, unsure of whether you are 25 or 60, but willing to cum inside you because not much else is goin’ on, but also because he clearly knows you don’t get your period anymore. This is some push-up bra shit, but on a whole other dry pussy, extremely emotional level and I still have no idea who this bitch is.

Posted in:Phoebe Price|Stomach

2009

15

Jul

Dannii Minogue for Old Times of the Day

Here’s is Kylie Minogues shadow or her sister who grew up in her shadow, who I guess has a stronger immune system than her, because she never got breast cancer like her defective older sister, thus making her the less interesting one to try to seduce and marry because that means has higher chances of survival than someone who is relapsing, because you’d only trying to get with her to live the good life gold diggin’ and not because you used to masturbate to her pop career over the years, not that any of that will ever happen, I just have nothing to fuckin’ say today, maybe I should eat lunch or even better…kill myself.

Posted in:cleavage|Dannii Minogue

2009

15

Jul

Ashley TIsdale Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

I wouldn’t care if Ashley Tisdale walked around with fucking her own vagina with her nose, she still couldn’t turn me on. Her face almost looks like she was in a trainwreck but survived, but I like to think it’s got more to do with her plastic surgeon, who was once at the top of his game, you know the guy all the celebs hired to do work on them, who was in a debilitating accident, losing his ability to perform surgeries properly, but making everyone around him feel bad that a master lost his craft, leaving them unable to tell him he’s lost his touch, leaving cunts like Tisdale lookin’ more like cartoon character and no matter how short those shorts get, I can’t see past that face, but maybe you can.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve banged ugly girls, but at least they didn’t walk around thinkin’ they were hot just because they were on some Disney show.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2009

15

Jul

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson Porn of the Day

The other day, I was talking to a girl and the conversation turned to porn, as it often does with me. Not because I actually like porn, but because people just assume I am the worst porn site on the internet and label me as a porn site, because porn is the only thing that supports what I do, while mainstream is too pussy to show me some love.

We were talking about what porn that I would produce porn would be like and one of us suggested that I do Hannah Montana porn starring her, and I thought the whole thing was a great ideal, until I realized she was 14 and creeped the fuck out because some random dude started chatting her up allegedly asking her to star in Hannah Montana porn, but from what I remember it was all her doing, but try convincing the cops of that….

Either way, Hustler beat me to the parody shit and produced this Lohan/Ronson shit that isn’t really believable, but still pretty fuckin’ funny.

Here’s the hardcore Trailer…..

I believed this sex parody up until the second I saw Sam Ronson in a pair of women’s panties, everyone knows that she wears boxers so all credibility went to shit, not to mention the “real” Lohan’s tits are far better than this slut, her vagina is far more weathered and used, her eyes are more glassed over/high, and her face isn’t so fresh faced which is kinda depressing when you’re being compared to a ghetto porn slut, but other than that I feel like I’m in some kind of other dimension where I can’t tell who is the real Lohan and who is the fake one….and I guess we all know what Ronson’s gonna be masturbating to while on the road.

Here are some pictures of the “real” Lohan the other day….

And some more pictures of the “real” Lohan

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Porn|Sam Ronson