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Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2009

Jul

Ginger Spice Shows Off Her Bra and Tits of the Day

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I like watching Mom’s with young kids doing their errands because they are so exhausted, burnt out, and not giving a fuck about much after just spending the last 2 years producing a motherfuckin human in their stomach, propelling it out of their pussies, then having to take care of the fuckin thing, day and day out like it was one of those virtual pet games from 1999 that my stepdaughters used to have and that I always managed to kill, only the real life version, and the reason I like watching them is because they just don’t give a fuck. They’ve had doctors in their cunts, they’ve had their tits in their babies mouth in random public places, and now that all that is over, they miss the attention they got, because their husband is too busy hating his life, and they love that their bodies are 75% of the way back to how it was, and the whole thing makes them a little more prone to having body parts fall out of their clothes, cuz they just don’t give a fuck anymore because they are too depressed to bother….

Here’s Ginger Spice and her bra, not showing enough of really anything….but you can see her bra if you look hard enough, you depserate fuck.

Posted in:cleavage|Ginger Spicer|Mom

2009

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was stuck behind a group of girls in line today and all they were talking about was how many guys they hooked up with over the summer so far versus how many they set out to hook up with and that went into all the cute boys they know and how cute they are naked which went into talking about their bra sizes and tit sizes and their friend’s tit size and the whole thing ended the second I told them that I’d be happy to help them reach their summer cock objective. Unfortunately they were 14 and didn’t think it was funny….

Here are my links.

Get Laid virtually
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A Match Made in Junkie Heaven
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2012 Orgy!!! There is Always Time to BONE
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More to Love – 10 Big Girls We”d Love to Get Crushed By!
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Tuna’s Asian Bikni Grind
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Now That’s What I Call Phone Sex
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Lady GaGa’s Penis – I Mean Nipple – Slip
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Winona Ryder May Be Insane, But I Would Still Do Her
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Grace Park Will You Mary Me
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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It’s a Hot and Spicy Number
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Striptease of the Day
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Reggie Bush Left Kim K’s Ass in the Dust
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More Lady GaGa Stupidity
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SWEET TITS, BEAUTIFUL ASS, AIN’T NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!
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Halle Berry, I Love You
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Jase Has a Great Body, But SHould But a Bag Over HEr Head
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The Drama Don’t Stop for Lohan
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Chris Tucker is Broke
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Eva LongWHORIA and the Silver Slingshot
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor Has Some ‘Splainin to Do
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Violet is Nude and Wet
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When a Horse Has a Heart Attack
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Big Boobed MILF Gets Fucked
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Jessica Moore is Busty
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Hot Peppers Will Make You Puke – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Random Photos of the Day
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Madonna Gets More Disgusting By the Day
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Katie is Topless
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Mellissa in Lingerie
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Corin is Lovely
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WTF is Sienna Miller Wearing?
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Sarah Stone Eats a Sandwich and Shows Her Boobs
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So Solid Cleavage at a Club
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2009

Jul

Lisa Rinna in Yesterday’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I missed these pictures yesterday because I am not a very thorough worker. I don’t really pay much attention to detail and I get distracted easily, which I like to think is the reason I never graduated high school, I could never hold down a job, and why I drink. So I figured I might as well put them up a day late, because some of you may have missed the science experiment gone wrong, that is Lisa Rinna’s plastic surgeried body, and some of you may want to see that no matter how much money you invest into your shit, it’s still gonna fall apart and get sloppy one day and I know that her shit may look better than most young people you see on the beach today, but that’s just because young people today are useless fucking, rich, slobs who were raised by videogame systems and potato chips, I saw the movie Wall-E, I know how shit’s gonna pan out for us, so here’s a sloppy old doctored ass that is sadly better than your young teenage ass, provided you’re the 18 year old slut I fantasize that I am writing this site for everyday….

I hate these staged bikini stunts to get into the tabloids, but I guess I got no choice but to post them….cuz I am addicted to the process…and by process I mean bikinis even when the cunt in the bikini is acting like an asshole…

Posted in:Bikini|Lisa Rinna

2009

Jul

Rihanna and her Tits do Some Lady Gaga Weirdness of the Day

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I think Rihanna is pretty much perfect. The only thing she has going against her is that she’s friends with Katy Perry and maybe that she lacks a little confidence in her image and has gone one and tried to pull some Lady Gaga irony in her outfits. We get it, you had a song about umbrellas, you don’t need to be seen with one everytime you leave your fuckin’ hotel, bitch, that was two fuckin’ years ago, you need to move the fuck on. It’s like she’s Jewish and still talking about the Holocaust, or Black and still talking about slavery, or native and still talking about your land being stolen, or a battered wife still talking about her husband who used to beat her, even after she murdered him in his sleep, but at least she’s doin it in a tight dress, with her tits exposed…cuz I like that kind of thing…even if it’s wearing a stupid hat and hanging with a stupid lookin’ dude…who know Bajan I know would ever get down with. Fame is makin’ her soft and accepting of faggots and that is a real fuckin’ tragedy…

On a side note, Chris Brown was seen leaving her hotel room, I love abused women, if you get them done right, they always come crawling home for more, cuz they are so damaged to believe they can survive without the abuser. The whole thing is fuckin’ amazing.

Posted in:cleavage|Rihanna|Tits

2009

Jul

Katy Perry and Her Stupid Sense of Humor of the Day

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I hate Katy Perry, even though she’s letting us all know she’s a fuckin’ joker and this whole career and success based on a song she wrote when she was trying to get her boyfriend off during phone sex was just another one of her jokes, that went misunderstood, and went huge, and made her big fucking money, some kind of fuckin’ the system scam I’d normally be a fan of, but there’s just something about her face that makes me want to piss on it like she was a girl in a stairwell last week, and I was my friend who had to pee.

Here she is getting a tattoo and tricking the paparazzi into thinking it was a Josh Grobin tattoo on her tit, while really it was a dolphin on her ankle in honor of the real girls who like kissing girls that made her rich exploiting their lifestyle…

Posted in:Joker|Katy Perry|Tattoo|Tit

2009

Jul

Audrina and Her New Boyfriend of the Day

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I love seeing Audrina in a relationship because it gives me hope that something goes wrong with her birth control pill, cuz you know people in Hollywood don’t use condoms, and she gets knocked up, forced to make the decision of whether to keep the baby or not, as her doctor has warned her one more abortion will leave her sterile like the sex offender theym castrated down the street from me, or maybe her drug addiction, loneliness and dillusions of being this huge star will make her think that a baby is a hot accessory, that people like her for more than just her tits, and that they are interested in actually watching her struggle with pregnancy all while lockin’ this motherfucker down to her like she was Jessica Alba, you know the vagina that traps you in for life.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Boyfriend

2009

Jul

Trashy White Girl Built for Black Dudes of the Day

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Here’s a video of some trashy, like seriously trashy white girl who strips down in the south for black dudes cuz she’s too fat for the white clubs and cuz in the south the black dudes are ballin’ so it makes sense, what doesn’t make sense is the way she talks, it’s like she’s a bad character in a movie you’d turn to your friend and say “no one in the world is like that, they made this shit up and it’s totally not believable”, well it turns out that shit’s real….and straight out of the fuckin’ sewage pipe she calls home. Watch the video.

Posted in:Stripper|Trashy White Girl

2009

Jul

Geri Halliwell’s Adjusting Her Panties Behind Her Boyfriend of the Day

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I was walking by the public pool yesterday and I looked to see if there were any hot poor hot moms with their kids to prey on, because I figure if they’re at the pool I walk by, they don’t have any husbands, just many boyfriends, who pay by the hour, or per song, and I saw some 16 year old girl “hiding” behind her friend from the rest of the pool, changing out of her bikini top, but she didn’t realize that from the side, a perverted motherfucker like me could see the entire show. So here she is, teenage breasts exposed, rushing to get changed so that no one “sees” her and I started to feel bad, mainly because I like creeping on girls who know I’m creepin’, it’s more rewarding and challenging, but also because she was a solid 25 pounds too fat in , and I don’t get down like that, even when it’s free teenage tit.
Ginger spice did the same kind of thing at some obnoxious Polo event, only instead of using her friend as an inefficient screen before getting topless, this bitch used her boyfriend as the screen so no one sees her adjusting her vagina lips, or the slip under this dress her ambitious grandmother made out of doilies, cuz bitch is so fuckin’ luxurious, and here are the pics….

Posted in:Dress|Geri Halliwell|Legs

2009

Jul

Tara Reid’s Waving to You of the Day

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I would like to fuck Tara Reid just to see what my dick would come out lookin’ like. See as a fellow alocoholic I know that hygiene’s not top priority when you’re getting always fuckin’ drunk, so I’m sure she’s got some goodies up in that shit, and I’m always up for a treasure hunt, I mean when they involves searching vagina. I’m thinking that along with used condoms and beer bottlecaps, there’s also miscarriages fused to her uterine wall, a Rolex watch from some fisting episode gone wrong that she forgot even took place when she woke up and the whole experience would be amazing….I guess it’s good to have dreams….otherwise what are we really living for….

Here she is with a man who knows far too well what her pussy does to your dick, proving by his homo shirt, warning the fags he’s almost on their team from all the ass fuckin’ he’s been going thru to avoid her cunt, and with the fact that his fly is down, trying to air shit out…

Posted in:Tara Reid|Waving

2009

Jul

Leticia Birkheuer in a Hot Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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I don’t know how my site turned into strictly a bikini stalking site, like the place where every useless no name cunt I can find in a bikini gets posted, but I’m starting to get nervous thinking about what I am going to do when summer is over and bitches start wearing sweaters.

I’m gonna be fucked. It’ll be the end of me and I won’t know what to do with myself, but that’s probably a bad thing for society cuz this site keeps me off the streets, but maybe that’ll be a good thing for my reader who is in desperate need of a life, and the death of this site, may just be thing thing to give him that kick in the ass to get his fucking shit together, just not as good of a thing as this bitch Leticia Birkheuer’s bathing suit bottoms….which in this case aren’t that good of a thing because the ass it is on. I’ve seen better ass on a 12 year old, and this bitch claims to be Brazilian and a model? Well and ass like that is enough evidence for me that either she’s retired or someone out there’s lying to me….

Either way, decide for yourself….

Posted in:Bikini|Leticia Birkheuer|Model