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2009

11

May

Katie Price’Short Skirt Panty Flash of the Day

We’ve seen all Katie Price’s vagina has to offer, from a threesome with some dude and a lesbian sex tape to her retarded black baby, I just don’t think there’s much more she can bring, unless she rents her retarded black baby out, but that’s just because I got on a kick earlier this weekend that revolved around having a retard sidekick and using it as the fall guy in any pranks or sexual harrassment you do, you know, grab unsuspecting tits – blame the retard, take a shit on the city bus, blame the retard, it’d be my fuckin’ meal ticket, I just can’t manage to find anywhere you can adopt a retard, because I always see golden opportunity is seemingly defective, discount bargain basement bin things…I’m poor like that.

Here she is flashing some panty, showing off some retarded tits, while makin’ more money than any of us will ever make, yes, it is just that easy….and I find her pretty fuckin’ hot today. Maybe I am just horny…

Posted in:Katie Price|Panty Flash|Short Skirt

2009

11

May

Exxxotica Miami In Picture of the Day

Exxotica is some Porn conference that goes down twice a year. They don’t have me on their mailing list. They don’t email me inviting to join their festivities. They don’t acknowledge my existence. But I am okay with that, because I wouldn’t have gone if I was invited. What I do know is that the paparazzi raped the fucking event and I have all the pictures, so again, I get to live vicariously through the internet from the comfort of my own couch.

Either way, here’s some further proof that pornstars don’t have to be pretty to be pornstars, they just have to be willing to fuck on camera.

And on a sidenote, Fuck You Exxxotica Miami 2009 for suckin’ dick harder than your attendees.

Posted in:Exxxotica Miami|Pictures|Porn Conference

2009

11

May

Jamie Lynn Siglier Spandex Ass of the Day

This post is dedicated to any of you who used to jerk off to Meadow on the Sopranos or who still jerk off to the DVDs, because you’re probably wondering where she is now, since she hasn’t done much or really anything since then.

She pretty much disappeared off the planet, so I guess if anything, this is just ruining your fantasies about her by showing you that she’s a 28 year old and not 16 anymore, because ruining masturbation fantasies is part of what I do.

The real issue at hand is really why you would be jerking off to your Sopranos DVDs, if anything, it’s just fuckin’ weird, and you need to move the fuck on.

If you’re wondering why this post is garbage, it is because I tried playing off a joke that a motherfuckers jerk off to Meadow on the Sopranos DVDs, because I had the pictures uploaded, and nothing else to work with, but the chances anyone jerks off to Meadow on the Sopranos DVDs are slim to fuckin none, and if there is a motherfucker who does jerk off to her still, he’s the kind of guy who is hung up on the past, who cuts out all her pictures and tapes them to the walls of his one room apartment and who writes poems to her every night in hopes that one day she will answer me and sweep me out of this hell I live and bring me the good life like the angel I know she is…..I mean… here are some pictures of her in some spandex short pants.

Posted in:Ass|Jamie Lynn Siglier|Spandex

2009

11

May

Jessica Biel’s Nude Scene from Powder Blue of the Day

I didn’t watch this full clip. No, I am not gay, I figure anyone who can get off to this girl could be be, but then again just because she’s rock fuckin’ hard, doesn’t negate that fact that she does have a vagina, so I guess I shouldn’t hate so much.

I just have no real interest in watching shitty staged stripper scenes by a hungry actor who is trying to stay relevant, you know, years after the stint on some shitty WB religious show that made her famous in the first place ended.

Getting naked for a role in a movie that is going straight to DVD is a bad fucking sign of where things are going for you, but then again I’ve seen a few actors pull out of the gutter after being involved in pure shit naked roles, so it may not be over for her, especially if she manages to get Timberlake to marry her, in which case, she’ll be set for life and always in the paparazzi eye.

So maybe this is just the nail in the coffin she needs to do what really matters and that’s poke holes in the condoms, skip her pill, and make Timberlake stick it in her vagina for a change, despite how gross he finds vagina, to trick the motherfucker into getting her pregnant. It’s really the only intelligent retirement plan, since her career is HIV Positive.

Posted in:Jessica Biel|Nude Scene|Powder Blue

2009

11

May

Adam Lambert Gets Flashed of the Day

Adam Lambert is that weird identity crisis on American Idol you’ve probably all seen or at least heard, as he holds this high pitched notes like he’s Meatloaf the next generation after he got raped by Pete Wentz or some other asymmetric haired lesbian.

He played some High School event and got flashed by some girl, I guess who didn’t get the memo that this dude is a sister, you know a poofter, and unless under those bra covered teenage tits lives a nicely waxed chiseled chest and gothic Christian cross tattoos, scars from cutting and a meat microphone to sing into, he’s not down to party.

Here is the Streaker Video

Here’s another angle…

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2009

11

May

Pheobe Price Upskirt of the Day

Her name is Phoebe Price. I have never met her. But I can tell you that she’s got orange pubic hair, and although orange pubic hair repulses me for the most part, because people with orange pubic hair, usually have pasty skin and dark red genitals, not to mention they are devil children who are barely human and have this weird superhuman strength that I think is a product of evolution, you know from getting constantly made fun of, but the other day, I finally came across a good lookin’ redhead. She was tall, thin, french and had a really amazing set of tits, I don’t know who she is, but I should craigslist misconnect her, since that’s the man’s way of getting pussy passive aggressively.

Either way, Phoebe Price covered her cunt and squatted on the street corner because she saw paparazzi and wanted this post to make it to TMZ. It’s really her life objective…

Posted in:cleavage|Panties|Pheobe Price|Tits|Upskirt

2009

11

May

Amy Winehouse Hot Performance Pictures of the Day

I am pretty fucking lazy. It is Monday. I should be up with the sun and rockin’ the internet for all you unappreciative pricks for free, just because I’m a nice fucking guy, who likes giving so much of my fucking self to you and get nothing in fuckin’ return because I have nothing better to do with my time.

I feel a lot like Amy Winehouse. She was in concert in St Lucia this past weekend and bitch got fucking booed and laughed at just for getting on stage and making a fucking fool of herself.

It’s one of those if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it situations. Just let the bitch do her thing even if it makes no fucking sense, makes you feel awkward or uncomfortable, it’s her artistic vision and by vision I mean slow and painful death.

I guess what it really comes down to is how fuckin’ hot this bitch looked, everyone thinks she’s disgusting, but I’d pay money to get wrist deep in the unshowered, cold, dead pussy.

Hello Day!

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Here is the Video of her Performing…..and Getting Booed……

Here She is From Another View…This Dude’s Got 4 Clips So Go Thru Them Cuz I’m Too Lazy

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Posted in:Amy Winebouse|Performance|St Lucia

2009

10

May

Happy Mother’s Day Mom of the Day

Here are a few videos to celebrate motherhood…and the struggle a mother makes for her kids…I don’t have a mom, she is dead so for the last 30 years, I haven’t really acknowledged today, but today, I found a way to celebrate it my way. Mom, if you’re out there, I’m sure you are proud. Happy Mother’s Day…

BONUS – PREGNANT MAN

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2009

09

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I tried going to a concert tonight, but I couldn’t get on the list because I am irrelevant and poor, so instead, I just stayed home and drank some bootleg shit my friend made in his basement. I am seeing double and it’s been good…but I feel like I may die….

I figured since no one is around, I could just play with my hemorrhoid, he’s not as fun as you’d expect him to be though, in fact, he’s actually a fuckin’ asshole and the time together is fuckin’ shitty.

Good joke, admit it.

That said, I got nothing going on right now and it’s pretty fucking pathetic. You probably know all about that, don’t you. I had stories I wanted to write on the site, but forgot ever single one of them, so you’re stuck with this shit and I know it’s fuckin’ dull, but you can always


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Now here are my stepLINKS….

Girl in a See Through Bikini
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Friday Night Fun
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Sacha Baron Cohen is a Crazy
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Carmen Electra Channels Her Inner Stripper
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Aisleyne-Horgan-Wallace Nip Slip
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That Little Slut Leighton Meister Thinks She’s a Singer Now
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Kitty On a Keyboard
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Naughty Naughty Fun House
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Jessica Simpson’s Hottest Pics Ever
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Now THAT’S How You Steal Stuff!!
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Who Says Hunting Can’t Be Funny? – Cartoon of the Day
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Manny Ramirez Made Some Doodles
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Fun With the Zellers PA System
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Ali Lohan Would Be Better Odd Raised By a Pack of Day Hookers
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Kim Kardashian’s Massis Massive Or Some Shit
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Elizabeth Hurley Loves Rug Burns
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And Another Promo Video for the Bruno Movie
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God Damn Rhianna is Worth Turning Into a Slave and Fucking
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Jordana Brewster is Looking Hot
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Daisy De La Hoya Was in the Hospital For Exhaustion, and By Exhaustion They Mean She OD’ed
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Britney is Bashful
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The Best Part of German Big Brother is this Slut With Big Tits
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All is Fair in Tae Kwon Do
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Brea Lynn is Ready and Willing
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Slow Motion Surfing
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Self Shot Collection
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Leonardo DiCaprio Pretty Much Has the Best Life Ever
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Blonde and Topless
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Man I Liked Tori Spelling Better When She was Fat and Disgusting
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Laura Drzewicka: For Men (Italy) May 2009
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Chicken FIIIIIIIGHT!!!
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Vidtoria and Bri Will BE Your Addiction
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Uhhhhhhh…Hmmmm
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16 Kick Ass Tequila Cocktails
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Jenya Shows the Goods
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How Do You Say 12 Months in Estonian?
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The Only Thing Worse Than Getting Owned is Getting Owned With No Pants On
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Hey What’s Friday Without a Little Beastiality
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Well. Will Smith Has Completely Ruined the Karate Kid
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It’s the WTF Blanket!!!
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Man the Dutch News is AWESOME!
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A Whole Bunch of Sluts Dressed Like Refs
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A Couple of Whores in Bikinis
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

08

May

Miley Cyrus Hot Picture of the Day

This is what Miley Cyrus looks like after practicing giving blow jobs on a cucumber, you know how teenage girls do, in front of the mirror, at slumber parties, on video, so they don’t fuck up their first time around with a real dick, not that Miley is like every other teenage girl, she’s actually, been trained in giving head since first entering the business, that’s how she got where she is today, but that doesn’t mean she can’t work on her skill a little and at least try to be normal, even if it is just for a few minutes….

Here are the pics..

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