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2009

08

May

Mother’s Day Video of the Day

Some 14 year old kid beats up a 32 year old man for hitting his mother. If that doesn’t say “Happy Mother’s Day”, I don’t know what does, maybe shakin’ down her crack dealer to get her a couple dollars knocked off what’s owed to him, or maybe convince him that it is a good idea to front her a couple hits. You know, if he knows what’s good for him. I love the ghetto and so should you. Shit’s more entertaining than your 9 to 5 bullshit existance…..

Here’s another video of a son failing to save his mother from killing herself, you know to keep the Mother’s Day spirit alive…

Posted in:Mother's Day|Video

2009

08

May

Hot Old Mom Pussy on the Beach of the Day

Nothing says “I Love You Mom” like taking her hot pussy you crawled out of to the beach for a little getaway. It is really the least you can do for ruining her sex appeal and vagina and forcing her to choose you over the good life.

Here’s the dude from Grey’s Anatomy doin’ just that, because without his mother, he wouldn’t be alive and I am sure in his mind, that would be a great tragedy, you know since he probably thinks that he’s left a huge impact on us through popular Thursday night programming…

I can’t wait for the bikini pics hit…I’m hoping she’s giving up on life or at least on dignity enough to get topless…but these pics of her strutting like she wants to fuck are good enough to get me motivated to start drinkin a little extra hard today….

Here is the Grey’s Anatomy Dude Hustlin’ Girls, Because Only Girls Watch His Faggot Ass Show, While His Mother’s Off Being a Slut

Posted in:Beach|Mom|Pussy

2009

08

May

Rihanna Nude Pictures of the Day

Cassie’s people are on a mission to get everyone who has posted the pictures sued. I didn’t host the pictures because I know how sluts operate and how they have second thoughts when people start making fun of them.

I wrote yesterday that the Rihanna and Cassie pics were being shopped around over 6 months ago and I turned them down because I don’t have money and even if I did, I wouldn’t want to get sued, and guess what happened…

The Rihanna pics surfaced. I saw this shit coming. I am ahead of the fuckin’ crowd. Too bad no one reads this site.


Here are the pics of someone who may be Rihanna…..

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Posted in:Nude|Rihanna

2009

08

May

Bai Ling and her Halter Top of the Day

I still haven’t figured out what Bai Ling does, but whatever it is, she’s doing it right or at least better than me, which isn’t saying much because the only claim to fame I have isn’t really a claim to fame, but I did go to a bar last night and got 5 beers and a shot of vodka for 9 dollars and I didn’t want to leave, I tried my best to move the fuck in at the end of the night but when I refused to leave they had some toothless bouncer drag me out. Goodtimes. But not as good as Bai Ling’s life that confuses me.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Halter Top|Miniskirt

2009

08

May

Audrina and Her See Through Summer Dress Go to the DMV of the Day

You know what the world needs more of…Audrina Patridge going to the DMV. I guess this proves that she isn’t as useless as everyone thinks she is. She actually goes out there and does stupid errands and you gotta respect that because I know it takes me months to go to the bank, to do my laundry, to mail my letters to Santa and whatever else I have to fuckin’ to do.

I remember when I was living off a friend of mine and his parents, we were about 27 at the time and he’d finance my stripper and drinking and drug addiction. We’d sit around all day, every day, hungover, trying to decide what to do with ourselves to make us feel useful, like less of a waste of space than we actually were. I think one week, our activity was to get a pen another week I think we filled up his mom’s car with gas. It was a disaster and we coulda used some fake tits to inspire us to get off our ass, especially if she wore see through summer dresses and let us cum in her ass.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|See Through

2009

08

May

Lindsay Lohan Throws Eggs at the Paparazzi of the Day

Lindsay Lohan egged the paparazzi, I find this funny, because the paparazzi are fucking cocksuckers who are pretty much bottom feeding pieces of shit who get paid too much to exploit other people, while exploiting people like me, and that just doesn’t sit well with me, all they do is pretty much stalk famous people all night and sell the shit for insane amount of money and most of the time aren’t even real photographers, just fuckin’ slackers. Next time, let’s hope Lohan throws bricks at them, or maybe used tampons, or even herself in some desperate broken hearted lesbian way, because eggs are too high school. Let’s take it up a notch next time.

Posted in:Eggs|Lindsay Lohan|Paparazzi

2009

08

May

Lil Kim Dancing on Regis and Kelly in Miami of the Day


Lil’ Kim whored it up on Regis and Kelly because she was some Dancing with the Stars reject, despite being an ex-con, ex-hooker, slut who raps about dicks drippin’ down her chin. That’s not very wholesome of Disney to acknowledge her existence, you know, kids watch that show and having them see her up on the screen, doin’ her thing, getting cheered on, makin’ money, may lead them to slutting out fuckin’ rappers for record deals, not that I have any problem with social climbing whores, most of the girls who broke my heart over the years were social climbing whores and I was their low point, but I’m not a hypocrite corporation pretending to be a good Christian example to the world. Get your message together and give us a little consistency you cocksuckers.

Here’s the Video

Bonus – Here’s Kelly Ripa Playing With Panties….

Posted in:Dancing|Lil Kim|Panties|Regis and Kelly

2009

08

May

Miss Pole Dance World 2009’s Encore Performance of the Day

I remember when pole dancing was a secret skill girls had from working to pay for college, their single mother lives, their love addiction. It was a mainstage dance the girls used to lure you into the private dance where they make the real money and it always involved them getting naked. It wasn’t this mainstream phenomenon where housewives were rockin’ a pole to stay fit and connect with a new dimension of their sexuality because married life sucks. It wasn’t this novelty act where girls who don’t strip or have never stripped get up on the pole in front of crowds of people in a mainstream venue to win competitions, when they don’t really have the essence or core of what it takes to be a real pole dancer, you know the struggle it took to really master the pole the real fuckin’ way, not in the pole dance studio after of life in gymnastics way, I’m talking smoke filled bars, creepy old grabby men and me, to pressure your already broken soul to try harder to make enough money to pay the piper.

So this candy coated shit that took place in Hedonism Jamaica crowde this Felix Cane from Australia as the winner and if you scroll to 2:05 you’ll see why, but I can’t really accept this as a fair comeptition because the real competitors are busy in their hometowns catchin’ STDs off the brass pole. Motherfuckers.

Posted in:Felix Cane|Miss Pole Dance World

2009

08

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been drinking all night, but I am not drunk, so I ran home to steal more money from my whore wife and I figured I’d post my links before going back out into that scary world to rock out proper and end up in hopsital with alochol poisoning. It won’t happen, but maybe I’ll forget my troubles for a few hours…

Either way, I got this amazing email today

hi my name osama I NEED GIRLE

So if any girls are into it, hit me up and I’ll put you in touch….if not Follow me on Twitter, even though shit bores the fuck out of me now,

Help Further Lower My Self Esteem on Twitter

Here are my links….

Find Girls To Do What Your GF is Too Uptight to DO
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Lily Allen is Drunk or Insane or Both
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The Most Beautiful Dick Song Ever
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The Hottest Star Trek Chicks
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Camel Buckles Under a Fat Lady – VIDEO
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Jodie Marsh is Disgusting and By Disgusting I Mean She Makes Me Want to Puke
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The Worst Boxer EVER..Like, Really
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It’s Not That They Are Fat, It’s Just More of Them to Love
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Ivette Takes It Off For a Boat Ride
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I Would Let Milena Roucka Wrestle with me Anyday
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Gramma’s On the Pot!!
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This John And Kate Plus 8 Drama is Fucking Hilarious
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4 For 1 Stripetease of the Day!
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Lohan Thinks She is Marilyn Monroe. Here’s Hoping She Dies Soon Too.
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Let’s All Laugh at Paula Abdul Lip Syncing
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Angelina Jolie Most Probably Fucked Her Mothers Boyfriend
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I’d Definitely Bang Leona Lewis
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Amy Smart is Lookin Classy
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Lauren Budd in Lingerie
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WTF is Up with Nicole Kidman?
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Inga C is in the Pool
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Photographer Has a Horseshoe Up His Ass – VIDEO
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Peaches and Cream
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Why Hello Anna Sofia
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JAime Lynn is Pretty in Pink
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Charlize Theron is Amazing
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Pam Anderson Ruins a Perfectly Good Set of Bikini Shots
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That’s One Fine Latina Amateur
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The Only Thing More Depressing than Jennifer Aniston is Her Vagina
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Keifer Sutherland is Totally Going to Jail Again
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Charm City Devils. Pure Sex
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I’ll Give You Somewhere to Put That Tongue Megan Fox
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There’s a Kelis Sex Tape Floating Around
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Hammy the Hamster Rides Again
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Grampa Jones is Kind of Awesome
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Wanna Puke?
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April Oneal is Sexy
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Another Nude Pic of Carrie Prejean
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Some Misguided Attempts to Stop Crime
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS (yes, he’s back)

Some Chick In Front of the Mirror
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Chicago Girl Posing Proper
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

07

May

Cassie’s Vagina Pictures of the Day

I am not about to host these pics cuz I am not down with lawsuits from Diddy, even though he’s staged this whole thing to get some Buzz about his GF Cassie cuz she probably whines about how he doesn’t invest energy in her career, since it’s been pretty much a bust since she started, even though he’s too cheap to sue anyone, but here is the Cassie Pussy shot that is going around..I don’t think it is legit, but I’ll let you be the judge of that…I’ve only been doing this shit for 6 years…It doesn’t make me an expert…but that face looks cropped the fuck on if you ask me.


To see her clit ring follow this link…I call fake
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Posted in:Cassie|Vagina