This is a hot fucking video of megan fox in her underwear, rolling around in her bed. Drinking beer in a bathing suit and I really don’t have to say anything more than that. It is pretty fucking amazing stuff and I’m wating anxiously for her to start dating Lohan instead of that dude from 90210. Get back to work you fucking slackers.
2009
05
May
stepLINKS of the Day
I was invited to some fashion school graduate party by a friend of mine. There is going to be free booze, so I put on my nicest soiled clothes and worked out my lines of false promises I am going to tell the hot girls to get them back to jerk me off in the bathroom. Like that I have celebrity friends and know people looking for designers at big companies and that I’d love to see their portfolio, you know false fucking promises to an eager fucking audience. Good times.
here are my links…
Because Monday is the Hardest Day of the Week
GO
Why the Fuck Are They Still Putting Jessica Simpson on Magazine Covers
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If You Only Have One Wish, Make Sure You Don’t Fuck It Up
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Is Kelis a Hoe or a Housewife?
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Who Knew Lady Liberty Had Such a Tight Body
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Megan Fox is Lookin Good on the Cover of Esquire
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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BEWARE OF KHAN
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The Only Gisele I Like is the Gisele Who Gets Naked All The Time
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Laetitia Casta May Have Ruined Her Vagina With a Baby, But I Just Don’t Care
GO
Looks Like They Did a Great Job of Ruining G.I.Joe
GO
Striptease of the (Put a Bag Over Your Fucking Head) Day
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Zoe Saldana is Lovely
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Amy Winehouse is So High She Thinks She is a Ninja
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Kelly Ripa May Be Fucking Annoying, But Man She Looks Good In a Bikini
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Bai Ling Mounts Cars For Kids With Cancer. Do You Have a Better Cure For Cancer?
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Seriously, WTF is Up With Coco’s Ass?
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Jessica Biel’s Big Cleavage
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Beyonce is Lookin Good As Always
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Victoria Beckham, WTF Are You Wearing?
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David Hasslehoff Never Disappoints
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Blonde At a Library
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Sunny Leone is Oh So Sweet
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What’s With Rappers Thinking It’s Okay to Beat on Chicks?
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Ashley and Brianna Get Intimate
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Diana is Pretty Much Perfect
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Wolverine the Musical
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Is It Me, Or is This Sandwich Commercial a Bit Homoerotic
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Megan Fox Has Got Some Nice Cleavage
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Come on Baby, Take is All Off
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Tyra Banks is the New Oprah. She Just Keeps Getting Fatter
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Some Vintage Kelly Kapowski
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Ferrari and Fishnets
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Raven Riley is Swimming
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Brande Roderick Can Be My Apprentice
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Hover Scooter is Gonna Be My New Ride
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Oops, I Drank Too Much
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Rhianna’s Got a New Piece
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David Hasselhoff’s Top 20 Most Embarrassing Photos on the Web
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How NOT to Start an Interview with John Cusack
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Stanky Leg on Maury
Another Maury Clip – Sex for Lobster Buffet – Amazing
Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
04
May
Britney Spears and Her Crazed Fan of the Day
This is a funny video – skip to 2:15, where Britney is performing and some fan jumps on stage, scares the fuck out of her, makes her scream but miraculously, you can’t hear her because the Mic is off and singing isn’t her thing, despite being on stage in concert performing her album, and the whole thing throws her off while making me laugh. I guess watching people fail, even when they are huge stars with sold out concerts and huge album sales, makes me feel better about my useless self.
Posted in:Britney Spears|Crazed Fan
2009
04
May
Shakira’s Ass in Concert of the Day
The best thing to come out of Columbia since cocaine has got to be Shakira. Not because she reminds Wyclef of a Westside Story, or even because her ass is amazing, but because Columbia is a good for nothing piece of shit country that should be erased from the fucking map, I’m just kidding, I’ve never been to Columbia, I know nothing about Columbia, but where the fuck was I supposed to go with this post, when everyone knows she is the best thing out of Columbia since cocaine because because her ass is amazing. There’s nothing fun in that. I’d rather start wars and shit disturb. So that said, fuck you Columbia, you third rate Mexican wannabe cocksuckers.
2009
04
May
Vanessa Hudgens Wears Shorts of the Day
Vanessa Hudgens was out in shorts. Rumor (willis) is that Zac Effron picked them out for her while he was buying himself ladies underwear because he prefers how they don’t bunch up in his jeans while making him look and feel prettier than ever. You know as a thank you for being such a good cover for his homosexuality.
Posted in:Shorts|Vanessa Hudgens
2009
04
May
Amy Winehouse is Crazy on the Beach of the Day
Amy Winehouse was on the beach in whatever Caribbean island she’s been hiding out on the last 6 months and bitch is doing some stylish fucking walking. If only I had the confidence to bust these moves down the street without fear of being arrested and taken to the psych ward, I’d be the coolest fuckin’ guy around. Everyone would want to walk with me just to get a glimpse of the shit and soon it’d become an international phenomenon where people would craft their own crazy swagger. Shit would change the fucking world…kinda how Amy Winehouse is changing the world by proving that black dudes don’t only life fat blonde chicks, but they also like gutter crackwhore lookin’ bitches who are missing teeth as long as their bank accounts are fat like the blondes they typically try to fuck with. If you know what I mean.
Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Crazy
2009
04
May
Karolina Kurkova’s Legs of the Day
I don’t know if people like Karolina Kurkova you know because she’s the fat Victoria Secret model, but she was showing off her legs regardless of that, and I figured I’d share them with you, because that’s just the kind of power I have, unfortunately it is not the kind of power I need to drag her home from the bar by her hair, because she’s 5 ft 11 and build like an Eastern European communist tank, and I’m not too down to fuck with that, not that I’d ever have the chance, I’m just talking hypothetical because hypothetical is really all I know.
Bonus – Gisele in some Leather lookin’ pants….cuz if you’re into Gisele, then you’re into leather pants, ideally assless and worn on Gay Pride day.
Posted in:Karolina Kurkova|Legs
2009
04
May
Some Polo Bootyshort Fashion Show of the Day
I couldn’t make it out to the Polo event despite all the pestering phone calls I got from all the boys at the country club who just couldn’t handle me refusing to take the corporate jet down to Miami. I guess because Polo isn’t for me.
The truth is that I can’t even afford a fucking Polo shirt, let alone a horse to ride around on with a giant club in some kind of obnoxious sport created by rich people who were bored and had nothing else to do while sitting around all day being rich.
Apparently, they are sexing the sport up a little and had girls modeling some boy shorts making me think that maybe there’s a future in the mainstream for Polo after all, because from my experience all it takes is pussy to be that stamp of approval anything really needs.
Posted in:Bootyshort|Fashion Show|Polo
2009
04
May
Rachel Hunter Shouldn’t Be Eating of the Day
I am not a dietician but I will go as far as to say that eating chicken wings is probably the last thing Rachel Hunter should be shoving into her fat mouth. She used to be a fuckin’ model and not any fucking model, a bikini and lingerie model. That is the body most young girls look up to and want to have but what they don’t know is that eventually everything dies including sex appeal. The good news is that now that this Swine Flu has hit, bitch can get some work as the poster girl for it…Get it….cuz she’s a pig…good one, right???Right? Come on guys..work with me here.
Posted in:Fat|Food|Pig|Rachel Hunter
2009
04
May
This May Be Goldie Hawn’s Nipple of the Day
This may be Goldie Hawn’s nipple. I couldn’t really make it out because staring at Goldie Hawn’s tit for too long, makes me wet and hungry for old pussy, because I have a feeling shit smells like mothballs, tastes like burnt meat, has the same texture as a rotting catalope wrapped in an old muddy boot and it’s fucking porn to me.
Posted in:Goldie Hawn|Nipple