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2009

11

May

Pheobe Price Upskirt of the Day

Her name is Phoebe Price. I have never met her. But I can tell you that she’s got orange pubic hair, and although orange pubic hair repulses me for the most part, because people with orange pubic hair, usually have pasty skin and dark red genitals, not to mention they are devil children who are barely human and have this weird superhuman strength that I think is a product of evolution, you know from getting constantly made fun of, but the other day, I finally came across a good lookin’ redhead. She was tall, thin, french and had a really amazing set of tits, I don’t know who she is, but I should craigslist misconnect her, since that’s the man’s way of getting pussy passive aggressively.

Either way, Phoebe Price covered her cunt and squatted on the street corner because she saw paparazzi and wanted this post to make it to TMZ. It’s really her life objective…

Posted in:cleavage|Panties|Pheobe Price|Tits|Upskirt

2009

11

May

Amy Winehouse Hot Performance Pictures of the Day

I am pretty fucking lazy. It is Monday. I should be up with the sun and rockin’ the internet for all you unappreciative pricks for free, just because I’m a nice fucking guy, who likes giving so much of my fucking self to you and get nothing in fuckin’ return because I have nothing better to do with my time.

I feel a lot like Amy Winehouse. She was in concert in St Lucia this past weekend and bitch got fucking booed and laughed at just for getting on stage and making a fucking fool of herself.

It’s one of those if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it situations. Just let the bitch do her thing even if it makes no fucking sense, makes you feel awkward or uncomfortable, it’s her artistic vision and by vision I mean slow and painful death.

I guess what it really comes down to is how fuckin’ hot this bitch looked, everyone thinks she’s disgusting, but I’d pay money to get wrist deep in the unshowered, cold, dead pussy.

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Here is the Video of her Performing…..and Getting Booed……

Here She is From Another View…This Dude’s Got 4 Clips So Go Thru Them Cuz I’m Too Lazy

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Posted in:Amy Winebouse|Performance|St Lucia

2009

10

May

Happy Mother’s Day Mom of the Day

Here are a few videos to celebrate motherhood…and the struggle a mother makes for her kids…I don’t have a mom, she is dead so for the last 30 years, I haven’t really acknowledged today, but today, I found a way to celebrate it my way. Mom, if you’re out there, I’m sure you are proud. Happy Mother’s Day…

BONUS – PREGNANT MAN

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2009

09

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I tried going to a concert tonight, but I couldn’t get on the list because I am irrelevant and poor, so instead, I just stayed home and drank some bootleg shit my friend made in his basement. I am seeing double and it’s been good…but I feel like I may die….

I figured since no one is around, I could just play with my hemorrhoid, he’s not as fun as you’d expect him to be though, in fact, he’s actually a fuckin’ asshole and the time together is fuckin’ shitty.

Good joke, admit it.

That said, I got nothing going on right now and it’s pretty fucking pathetic. You probably know all about that, don’t you. I had stories I wanted to write on the site, but forgot ever single one of them, so you’re stuck with this shit and I know it’s fuckin’ dull, but you can always


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Now here are my stepLINKS….

Girl in a See Through Bikini
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Friday Night Fun
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Sacha Baron Cohen is a Crazy
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Carmen Electra Channels Her Inner Stripper
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Aisleyne-Horgan-Wallace Nip Slip
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That Little Slut Leighton Meister Thinks She’s a Singer Now
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Kitty On a Keyboard
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Naughty Naughty Fun House
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Jessica Simpson’s Hottest Pics Ever
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Now THAT’S How You Steal Stuff!!
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Who Says Hunting Can’t Be Funny? – Cartoon of the Day
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Manny Ramirez Made Some Doodles
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Fun With the Zellers PA System
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Ali Lohan Would Be Better Odd Raised By a Pack of Day Hookers
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Kim Kardashian’s Massis Massive Or Some Shit
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Elizabeth Hurley Loves Rug Burns
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And Another Promo Video for the Bruno Movie
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God Damn Rhianna is Worth Turning Into a Slave and Fucking
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Jordana Brewster is Looking Hot
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Daisy De La Hoya Was in the Hospital For Exhaustion, and By Exhaustion They Mean She OD’ed
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Britney is Bashful
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The Best Part of German Big Brother is this Slut With Big Tits
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All is Fair in Tae Kwon Do
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Brea Lynn is Ready and Willing
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Slow Motion Surfing
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Self Shot Collection
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Leonardo DiCaprio Pretty Much Has the Best Life Ever
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Blonde and Topless
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Man I Liked Tori Spelling Better When She was Fat and Disgusting
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Laura Drzewicka: For Men (Italy) May 2009
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Chicken FIIIIIIIGHT!!!
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Vidtoria and Bri Will BE Your Addiction
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Uhhhhhhh…Hmmmm
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16 Kick Ass Tequila Cocktails
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Jenya Shows the Goods
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How Do You Say 12 Months in Estonian?
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The Only Thing Worse Than Getting Owned is Getting Owned With No Pants On
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Hey What’s Friday Without a Little Beastiality
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Well. Will Smith Has Completely Ruined the Karate Kid
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It’s the WTF Blanket!!!
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Man the Dutch News is AWESOME!
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A Whole Bunch of Sluts Dressed Like Refs
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A Couple of Whores in Bikinis
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

08

May

Miley Cyrus Hot Picture of the Day

This is what Miley Cyrus looks like after practicing giving blow jobs on a cucumber, you know how teenage girls do, in front of the mirror, at slumber parties, on video, so they don’t fuck up their first time around with a real dick, not that Miley is like every other teenage girl, she’s actually, been trained in giving head since first entering the business, that’s how she got where she is today, but that doesn’t mean she can’t work on her skill a little and at least try to be normal, even if it is just for a few minutes….

Here are the pics..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Picture

2009

08

May

Mother’s Day Video of the Day

Some 14 year old kid beats up a 32 year old man for hitting his mother. If that doesn’t say “Happy Mother’s Day”, I don’t know what does, maybe shakin’ down her crack dealer to get her a couple dollars knocked off what’s owed to him, or maybe convince him that it is a good idea to front her a couple hits. You know, if he knows what’s good for him. I love the ghetto and so should you. Shit’s more entertaining than your 9 to 5 bullshit existance…..

Here’s another video of a son failing to save his mother from killing herself, you know to keep the Mother’s Day spirit alive…

Posted in:Mother's Day|Video

2009

08

May

Hot Old Mom Pussy on the Beach of the Day

Nothing says “I Love You Mom” like taking her hot pussy you crawled out of to the beach for a little getaway. It is really the least you can do for ruining her sex appeal and vagina and forcing her to choose you over the good life.

Here’s the dude from Grey’s Anatomy doin’ just that, because without his mother, he wouldn’t be alive and I am sure in his mind, that would be a great tragedy, you know since he probably thinks that he’s left a huge impact on us through popular Thursday night programming…

I can’t wait for the bikini pics hit…I’m hoping she’s giving up on life or at least on dignity enough to get topless…but these pics of her strutting like she wants to fuck are good enough to get me motivated to start drinkin a little extra hard today….

Here is the Grey’s Anatomy Dude Hustlin’ Girls, Because Only Girls Watch His Faggot Ass Show, While His Mother’s Off Being a Slut

Posted in:Beach|Mom|Pussy

2009

08

May

Rihanna Nude Pictures of the Day

Cassie’s people are on a mission to get everyone who has posted the pictures sued. I didn’t host the pictures because I know how sluts operate and how they have second thoughts when people start making fun of them.

I wrote yesterday that the Rihanna and Cassie pics were being shopped around over 6 months ago and I turned them down because I don’t have money and even if I did, I wouldn’t want to get sued, and guess what happened…

The Rihanna pics surfaced. I saw this shit coming. I am ahead of the fuckin’ crowd. Too bad no one reads this site.


Here are the pics of someone who may be Rihanna…..

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See Them All at Once

Posted in:Nude|Rihanna

2009

08

May

Bai Ling and her Halter Top of the Day

I still haven’t figured out what Bai Ling does, but whatever it is, she’s doing it right or at least better than me, which isn’t saying much because the only claim to fame I have isn’t really a claim to fame, but I did go to a bar last night and got 5 beers and a shot of vodka for 9 dollars and I didn’t want to leave, I tried my best to move the fuck in at the end of the night but when I refused to leave they had some toothless bouncer drag me out. Goodtimes. But not as good as Bai Ling’s life that confuses me.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Halter Top|Miniskirt

2009

08

May

Audrina and Her See Through Summer Dress Go to the DMV of the Day

You know what the world needs more of…Audrina Patridge going to the DMV. I guess this proves that she isn’t as useless as everyone thinks she is. She actually goes out there and does stupid errands and you gotta respect that because I know it takes me months to go to the bank, to do my laundry, to mail my letters to Santa and whatever else I have to fuckin’ to do.

I remember when I was living off a friend of mine and his parents, we were about 27 at the time and he’d finance my stripper and drinking and drug addiction. We’d sit around all day, every day, hungover, trying to decide what to do with ourselves to make us feel useful, like less of a waste of space than we actually were. I think one week, our activity was to get a pen another week I think we filled up his mom’s car with gas. It was a disaster and we coulda used some fake tits to inspire us to get off our ass, especially if she wore see through summer dresses and let us cum in her ass.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|See Through