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2009

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I went grocery shopping for the first time in months because I didn’t have a fridge. I was trying to seduce some dude’s wife who was in workout gear when I managed to make an asshole of myself by dropping a container of pre-made chili all over the fucking place. Everyone around me looked and saw the mess I made, but I figured I’d try to sneak off to another section of the grocery store, so that they wouldn’t bust me and make me pay. A minute later, I got hit up by the manager and he interrogated me about the fuckin’ chili. When I denied any involvement, dude pointed down to my pants and I was covered in the fuckin’ shit. Had I known, I probably would have snuck out of the place instead of into another aisle. I tried to reverse it, you know lie about it and say I slipped on their mess and wanted to sue for new pants, but instead, I had to spend the 6 dollars I went their with on something I couldn’t even eat because I suck at life. The good news is I made his staff scoop it into a bag for me because I can’t let dinner go to waste and it’ll be fun watching my wife scarf the shit down and wonder why there’s a used band aid in the motherfucker.

Now I am deciding whether or not I should go to the strippers to drop 20 dollars on a set of tits that want nothing to do with me but have to pretend that they do for a solid 2 songs.

Here are my links.

These Girls Get Nude and Let You Watch
GO

Phil Spector is Guilty
GO

Check Out th Sluts From the Miss USA Pagent
GO

The Shawshank Rap
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Close Up Pics Of Vivica Fox’s Tits
GO

The Unicorn Prophecy Sounds Like Something Decidedly Homo, and Guess What, You’re Right
GO

Man Tori Spelling is Just Looking Fucked Up
GO

Carina in the Shower
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Fuck Me I Wish I Had Been Born Not Fat So I Could Skate Board
GO

Nothing Motivates a Boxer Like Knife Wounds
GO

Yahho Answers Continues to Amaze
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Have You Ever Wondered Why the Pizza at Dominoes Tastes Like Greasy Ass?
Well, Here Is Your Answer
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Megan Fox Just Ain’t The Marrying Type
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jen Aniston Does It Doggy Style
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Naomi Watts Pokies Throwbacks
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Evan Rachel Wood is Fucking Marilyn Manson Again
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Here’s the Blonde Who Broke Up Mel Gibson’s Marriage
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Charlize Theron Always Makes My Day Better
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Audrey Bitoni is Pretty In Pink
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Jamie Foxx and His Friends Hate Miley Cyrus and It’s Amazing
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Sexy Work Out
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Louisa Does that Thing She Does
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Drunken Ninja Turtle
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That’s It!! I Want a DIVORCE!
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Zoe Saldana is Giving me Dirty Thoughts
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Louise Porter Topless Throback
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3 Sluts, Toys and Tongues
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in Maxim
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When Mary Carey Met a Homeless Man
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Louise Glover and Emily Dean
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Some Blake Lively Cosmo Outtakes
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Why Hello Adrianne Manning
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Bask in Beyonce
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Help!!! My Boobs Are Too Big
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Tribute to Marilyn Chambers Video of Her Explaining How She Sucks Dick….I am a Fan….
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We All Need Way to Pass the Days Somehow
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I need you’re fucking support on this motherfuckin one….
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

14

Apr

Kelly Ripa’s Mouth is Ready to Receive of the Day

Here’s Kelly Ripa doing her best impression of her vagina after her third kid fell out of it.

Yeah, that’s all I got in me today, not sure why, but by the quality of that joke, I think it’s safe to say that I should be Regis’ replacement when he dies, because despite popular belief, he is not a robot and will die eventually and there gonna need someone to fill his little leprechaun shoes, and that someone won’t be me, even thought I was born for that shit.

Posted in:Kelly Ripa|Mouth

2009

14

Apr

Amy Winehouse Scaring The Kids of the Day

Here are some pictures of beautiful Amy Winehouse living it up in the Islands and by living it up, I mean scaring the shit out of the local black kids, who don’t quite understand what the fuck she is, but know it’s probably something bad. I still think she’s amazing, but I do have a soft spot for crack addicted sluts who have money and big titties, even if those titties are slowly falling off their frail chests.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|kids|Running

2009

14

Apr

Johnny Depp Drives Cars Kinda Gay of the Day

I don’t know how you guys drive your cars, but if you do it while sitting on a fat guy’s lap, you’re pretty fuckin’ gay, and that concludes short posts on dudes for the day.

Posted in:Driving|Johnny Depp|Tandem

2009

14

Apr

Obama Endorser of the Day

I guess I don’t really have to write too much about this one….I am just jealous Phil Spector’s not endorsing me….you know screaming my name while getting raped in prison….Obama gets all the psycho love. It is just not fair.

Posted in:Obama|Phil Spector

2009

14

Apr

Florida…Flo Rida….Flow Rider on Set With a Bikini of the Day

If you’re life was a Hip Hop music video, you’d probably be a much happier person, as long as the Hip Hop music video was one of those ballin’ shits with expensive everything, hot bithces, booze, cash being thrown around, mansions and not this or this or this:

Here are the pictures of Florida/Flo Rida in Florida with some slut in a bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Flo Rida

2009

14

Apr

Some Slut Named Ana Obregon at the Pool of the Day

If you don’t know who Ana Obregon is, you’re a piece of fucking trash. Your life is void of any culture or class and you just live in your dirty, tunnel vision, cookie cutter, suburban whitebread life.

IF you took a second to step out of you’re sheltered Garth Brooks obsessed smalltown life, and maybe picked up a book every once in a while, or even enrolled in a night class, or cooking class, or any class to expand your fucking mind a little, you’d know that this haggard, weathered, Goddess is well known to American audiences because she was on an episode of Who’s the Boss. Yes. Who’s the fucking Boss, as Tony Danza’s relative from Italy. A career some people may laugh at, something I can related to.

I guess you could have just used Wikipedia for that, I know I did…..

Posted in:Ana Obregon|Bikini|Pool

2009

14

Apr

Princess Eugenie in Her Bikini with Her Tit Grabbin’ Friend of the Day

Princess Eugenie is in Thailand and there’s only one reason for that and that’s to fuck little boys who dress like little girls.

You know how the Royal Family is, they are all inbred and weird and have strange sexual fetishes.

If you don’t know who this is, she is not Perez Hilton’s sister, she is the Queen of England’s granddaughter, Prince Charles’ Neice, Sarah “Fergie” Ferguson’s daughter and she’s fat.

Seriously, she’s got no business wearing a bikini, even if she’s supportin’ your troops, or trying to justify her obesity in an American Flag…

Posted in:Bikini|Fat|Lesbian|Princess Eugenie

2009

14

Apr

Some Jessica Simpson Ass Shots of the Day

Some paparazzi perved out proper the other day when they were snapping off pictures of Jessica Simpson. Sure, it wasn’t as perverted as the night I was at a hipster party and kept lifting up some girl’s skirt asking to see her hipster bush, even though her gay Asian boyfriend was there and wasn’t having it, or even as perverted as intentionally going to the mall to sit on the bench next to the stairs waiting to see unsuspecting upskirts with my camera in hand, but this shit is Jessica Simpson and not the 15 year old slutty girl buying Spring Break bikinis with their slutty 15 year old friends and I guess I can’t really figure out if that is a good thing or not, but I do know it’s a more legal thing and she is lookin’ a lot better than her fat pics that hit a few months ago, mainly because there aren’t any all you can eat Texas BBQ ribs shit stains on her panties…

Posted in:Ass|Jessica Simpson

2009

14

Apr

Annalynne McCord OP Campaign of the Day

OP was a brand that was cool in the 80s. I remember all the dudes in my school who got blowjobs would rock the shit, but then, for some reason, it was brought back in the late 90s and turned into a Walmart brand that is about as core to their original cause as the cast of their commercials are to being actual celebrities. I mean I guess you wouldn’t expect A-Listers to get up on some ghetto discount shit and that they’d save it for the Brody Jenner, Annalynne “who?” Mccord and the fucking Madden Twins and their suburban mall tattoos. You know shit’s going to be a fuckin’ hit when Walmart Brand gets Walmart quality bands like Good Charlotte to sing the fuckin OP theme song. I wonder what ever happened to integrity. It’s like you can pay a motherfucker to do anything these days, especially when the motherfucker has no soul and loves attention.

Either way, here’s McCord talking about her bikini/bathing suit, unwarranted fame, etc, etc.

This hit the internet over a week ago, I am slow. Fuck you.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Bathing Suit|O.P.