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2009

08

Apr

Gwen Stefani Shows Off Some Leg of the Day

I always thought Gwen Stefani was disgusting. Maybe it had to do with her ethnic face and bleached hair, but I think it had to do with her jacked body that reminded me of the captain of the track team at my highschool, so seeing her in her little skirt makes me want to throw-up, because I am sure her vagina is vile and not just because it belongs to Bush, but because her jacked body reminds me of the captain of the track team, I know I said that already, but I didn’t say that he was a dude, which he was, and he always annoyed me with stories of fucking the hot chicks in the school, when they wouldn’t even bother giving me the time of day, making me realize that fat never wins, unless it’s a fight against a heart, or a pair of pants that are one size too small, or even in a war against the people sitting next to you on the plane.

Posted in:Gwen Stefani|Leg|Short Skirt

2009

08

Apr

Shawn Johnson Grabbin’ Her Weird Boxy Titty of the Day

Here’s that Dancing With The Stars, Olympic Gymnast, Shawn Johnson troll from dancing with the stars feeling herself up. I was going to say because no one else in their right mind would, considering how jacked she is, but realize that guys have no fucking standards and would fuck anything with a vagina, even if that vagina can bench press their balls while ripping their dick off in some strong-man grip. I also realize that lesbians live for this type of shit, especially with Johnson’s gymnast background and flexibility and strength, she can pull some next level dyke scissor pussy grind…but I’m not diggin’ this, at all.

Posted in:Shawn Johnson|Tit

2009

08

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Does a Clothed Photoshoot of the Day

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in some clothed photoshoot. This is like some non-nude model bullshit that was huge on the internet a bunch of years ago, where bitches like Kate’s Playground would never show off tit or vag, and just dance around in their fucking underwear like a bunch of teenage sluts who were milking idiot men for tons of fucking money, despite having a club foot, no one would ever really look past, if she was an actual stripper or some shit.

You know, I get the tease factor, you know not wanting a bitch to give you her everything, you know building up to it or whatever, but I don’t get that for internet porn, you now, especially when every girl in your life refuses to get naked for you daily, the last thing you need is an internet slut to do the same fucking thing. I mean I am self-hating, self-sabotaging, self-destructive, but I’m not a fuckin’ idiot or going to pay 30 dollars a fucking month to get girls to not get naked for me, when they don’t get naked for me for free.

Anyway, the whole point of all this is to say that this Ambrosio shit is the opposite of that non-nude model shit, because we’ve all seen her in underwear and now she’s all dressed up, like some kind of mom or something and that pisses me off.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Clothed|Photoshoot

2009

08

Apr

Anna Faris and Her Tits at Some Premiere of the Day

I saw some cheesy whore on a date with some meathead in Ed Hardy the other day. She’s the kind of girl you can tell goes on dates with many random men, many times a week, because I’ve seen her game before and I’ve seen her hustle, and I recognized the desperate weak conversation they were having about how often the dude goes to the gym, and how she kept telling him how amazing his muscles were, because I guess she doesn’t know better, and thinks that meathead guys are good husband material, or at least good fucks, or who fucking knows, what I do know is that she looked like a cheap whore, the kind of girl you want to wear a condom with, you know a pornstar without a porn contract, and her t-shirt was shredded apart like Anna Faris’ dress and this story really fucking sucks and I don’t know why I just told you it, because if someone told me this story, I’d laugh in their face and call them fuckin idiots for wasting my fucking time, so feel free to do that in the comments.

Posted in:Anna Faris|Premiere|Tits

2009

08

Apr

Jennifer Love and Other Tits at some Gen Art Event of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt was at some film premiere for some Gen Art collective shit that showcases all the best in independent film or some shit, but based on their attendees, it looks like they are more into showcasing slutty tit.

Speaking of tit, I didn’t get fucked on my birthday, I didn’t even make it out to the stripclub, I didn’t even get a lapdance, or date rape a bitch. I guess next year, we’ll try to make it out to this Gen Art brothel. Not that you care.

Posted in:Gen Art|Jennifer Love Hewitt|Sluts|Tits

2009

08

Apr

A Little Stallone To Make Your Day Better of the Day

Fuck today’s been hell. I just can’t manage to get anything done, so I’ve turned to Stallone to inspire me to get shit going. Dude’s jumping around like a nutcase and he’s in his fucking 60s, so if he can do that for millions of dollars, the least I can do is get out of my birthday depression and hangover and post some fuckin’ pictures of celebrities to hate on….

If you’re not into old men jumping off shit, maybe you’ll appreciate the shit this old man used to jump on in the 80s, when he was married to this monster Brigitte Nielsen.

Posted in:Action Star|Stallone

2009

08

Apr

Some Chris Brown Shit to Start the Day of the Day

I am not dead, I jut woke up and the first thing I came across after a night of hard fucking drinking for my birthday that ended at 6 am, with me passed out in a pool of urine on the side of the street, after having a fist fight with a chick, who I was trying to get to show me her tits, that I clearly lost.

So I figured it was appropriate to post this Chris Brown shit, where a girl gets a good beatdown from a dude and loses her wig, because that’s the new representation of gangster. Fuck sellin’ crack, rippin people off, shooting and being shot, it’s all about treating a cunt like the cunt she is. Respect.

Posted in:Black on Black|Chris Brown|Fight|Man on Woman

2009

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It is my birthday for a few more minutes, I have been drinking since noon. I am going to drink some more. But before I do I figured I’d post up my links as a gift to all you cocksuckers who I hate. If I don’t die tonight, I’ll be back tomorrow. Remember I love each and everyone one of you equally, I have no favorites, except for maybe that one chick who sent me nudes today. You know who you are….

Real Girls Who Want to Talk To You Naked
GO

Jessican Simpson and Her Sweet Tits Got Lots to Cry About Today
GO

A Water Jet Pack Couldn’t Get My Fat Ass Off the Ground
But I’m Sure You Will Like It
GO

Close Ups Of Tyra Banks’ Beautiful Tits
GO

Protest Prank Ruins the Cause but Makes For Good Laughs
GO

Find a Girl fo Tuck, Because Winter is Over and You Must Be Sick of Your Fat Girlfriend By NOw
GO

Fat kid Food Rap is Making Me Hungry
GO

There’s Something ABout Anna Faris. Maybe It’s Her Breasts?
GO

Hmmm, I Don’t Think Thats Stacy
GO

Home Simpson Vagina!! PICS!!111!1!1
GO

Martina Aitolehti Gallery
GO

Seth and Avi Get a ‘Massage’
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Kate Beckinsale’s Ass Crack is Lovely
GO

What Can I Say, Burger King + Sponge Bob + Sir Mix A Lot is Kind of Amazing
GO

The Entire Ronson Family Hates Lindsay Lohan
GO

Naomi Campbell Nipple Throwback
GO

Summer Glau is in Lingeries
GO

Beyonce is Looking Good As Always
GO

Audrey Tatou May Be my New Obsession
GO

Girls Wanna Be Bad
GO

Eva in White
GO

Evolution of the Female Weather Forcaster
GO

Madonna Needs to Put on a Pointy Bra and Let This Adoption Shit Go
GO

Don’t Tell You Think You Can Do This On Your Own
GO

Asian Kat Masterbates in Front of the Camera
GO

Alright!! Who is Gonna Buy Me a GM Plus Segway?
GO

Rio Carnaval is Full of Tits
GO

Bill Murray is a Pimp
GO

Sophie Howard is Topless
GO

Ass and Oil is Always Nice
GO

And MORE Kate Beckinsale Hottness
GO

Aria Giovanni in Stockings
GO

911 Emergency Comedy!!!
(listen for the last one)
GO

Cell Phone Sex Tape Clears Man of Rape Charges
GO

Michael Jordan is FINALLY in the Fucking Hall of Fame!
GO

And This One is Just Plain Fucked Up
GO

Make the Most of Your Evening
GO

Party Sluts…being Sluts….
GO

Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

07

Apr

Eminem’s New Video for We Made You of the Day

Eminem is back and I am just as happy as his white suburban wrestling watching fans because I think dude’s a talent. This video is like that video he did about Fred Durst/Moby/Christina Aguilera shit, only he’s got a really fucking weird accent. He disses Kardashian, Jessican Simpson, Sam Ronson, Ellen, Britney Spears, I don’t dig the song, but it’s gonna be big, at least the album is going to be, even if seems more like a comedy album, maybe it’ll grow on me, I do dig his pink Alf Shirt though, that shit is gold.

Posted in:Eminem|Video Premiere|We Made You

2009

07

Apr

Lily Allen and Lohan Cover Womanizer of the Day

I haven’t been keeping track of pretty much anything the last couple of weeks, because I don’t really care. I read Lohan and Ronson are broken up, I read Ronson is getting a restraining order because Lohan is crazy and on drugs, and I did a google search to see if Lohan has died yet, because she hasn’t called to wish me a happy birthday and that’s so unlike her, you know since she’s never called to wish me a happy birhthay, or called me for anything for that matter.

I ended up coming across this video, that 300,000 people have seen, so I am not really quick on the shit, but apparently Lohan got on stage with Lily Allen at her concert and if you can stomach seeing this fat broken uterus in offensively tight shorts, you’ll see Lohan get on stage and sing along with Lily Allen awkwardly, probably because she knows that Lily Allen is good friends with Sam Ronson, and Lohan’s done gone nuts.

Why did I just write all this?! I really couldn’t tell you.

Posted in:Lily Allen|Lindsay Lohan|Womanizer