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2009

23

Mar

Ashton Kutcher Posts Demi’s Ass on Twitter of the Day

Ashton and Demi were in the Bahamas or some shit similar for Bruce Willis’ wedding to some 22 year old model, because I guess when you area famous, and have a lot of money, can offer the celebrity lifestyle and are fun to be around because you’re not stressed about pretty much anything, since you’ve fucked life up the ass and won, marrying 22 year old models isn’t all that crazy. There is always a slut out there willing, especially for promises of the good life.

Ashton and his mom-wife Demi are weird, Bruce and his Daughter-Wife probably are too, but combined weirdness aint got shit on the weirdness that is Rumer Willis’ face.

Everyone crticizes them for being so close, ex-wives and their boy toys are supposed to hate the ex-husband and their new young pussy, but the fact that they are tight doesn’t bother me, it just makes me think they are all probably fucking each other, I’m talking Ashton in Bruce’s mouth while Demi combs out her bush and the 22 year old model learns how to insert a tampon properly because she just got her period for the first time, or some other weirdness, because I follow this asshole on Twitter, and I can tell something’s a little off with him and his life, but selling out your wife’s ass to get Twitter followers is pretty commendable behavior…

Posted in:Ashton Kutcher|Ass|Bikini|Demi Moore

2009

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I just woke up and don’t know where the fuck I am….I just know it is 3 pm and I am not at home. I don’t know how I got here or where I spent my night. I hope it comes to me because I hate when this happens….
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I got recognition from Steve Buscemi on Twitter. Now I hate a lot of things. Steve Buscemi is not one of those things. He is someone who I have liked in every movie he’s done, from the Adam Sandler bullshit to the more obscure shit, so if that’s the real deal Buscemi, it means a lot to me to get that internet love and told I have a cool blog. It is more rewarding than being blocked by Demi Moore and Diddy, ignored by Ashton Kutcher and every other celebrity on twitter, and even better than checking my mail and finding Ryan Seacrest’s dirty panties I ordered off some dirty panty site.

Anyway, enough of that here are my links….


Salma Hayek’s Hottest Pics Ever
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Lohan Does a Commercial For Zellers That Really Isn’t Zellers
But May As Well Be Cause Its a Complete Piece of Shit – VIDEO
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They Are My Kind of Women, and By My Kind of Women, I Mean They Have Vaginas
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Is It Wrong to Have Lesbian Sex Fantasies about Penelope and Monica Cruz?
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Hottest College Girl ’09
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Sluts in Bikinis Can Pretty Much Sell Anything
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Getting Laid Has Never Been Easier
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I’d Like to Pump Vanessa Hudgens
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Human Toilet is Scary as Shit
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Courtney Cox Really is a Cougar
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The Sham Wow Meth Head Goe Fucking Insane
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Ariel Brings Out My Adoration for Red Heads
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The World’s Worst Comedian Is Funny For All The Wrong Reasons
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Striptease of the Day
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Because You Can’t Be Mommy’s Special Little Guy Forever
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Hayden Pantyairs is About to Deep Throat
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Michelle Obama Better Move Over, Cause The First Lady of Cameroon Is As Bangable As She Is
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Everyone is Mad Cause Obama Made Fun of Retards, but Personally I Think It’s Pretty Funny
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How About Lady Gaga’s Nipple?
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Madonna Broke Things Off with Jesus, I’m Guessing Cause Of His Age
Maybe She Will Start Dating Adopted Child, Woody Allen Style
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There Was a Bunch of Free Money on the Highway in San Diego Today
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It’s Going to Be Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
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Anetta Keys Enjoys Come Coffee And Cream
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Bikini Clad Security Guard
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A Drunk Chick Falling is a Good Precursor to All Things Friday Night
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Meggan Mallone Plays Coy
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Every Guy Needs a Good Wingman
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Beach Butts Make Me Smile
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Bob Barker Should Have Been a Porn Star
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Cai Ling Topless Photoshoot
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SKinny Blone Does a Show
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If Ed Westwick is Tired of the Gay Rumors, Then Maybe He Should Stop Being Gay
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A Bunch of Sluts From Zoo Magazine
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Pretty Much the Best For Sale Ad Ever
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49 Sexy Sluts in Stockings
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Jaime Graham is a Playboy Babe
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Train Passenger Goes Apeshit – Video
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When Fisting Goes Wrong
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Dance With Your Pants Off
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Pauly Shore is Not Dead
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Patience is a Virtue
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The Original Sex Doll
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360 Pound Guy Raped By an Old Woman With Big Tits
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Top 10 Kidnapper Vans
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Some Beach Volleyball Cheerleaders….
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


I need 100,000 followers and will cry if I don ‘t get there…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

20

Mar

Nikki Cox and her Jacked Up Face Take Her Tits to a Basketball Game the Day


Nikki Cox is just one of those girls that is goodlooking, gets male attention, but never really feels comfortable in her skin, or that she’s really valued, so she spends her life insecure and jacking her face up with plastic surgery, ending up looking like a fucking clown that she things represents her true self, but more obvious proof of her self-hatred is that she dated Bobcat Goldthwait….

I guess she gives a good blowjob and here she is at some basketball game.

Posted in:Nikki Cox|Plastic Surgery|Tits

2009

20

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Looks Sober of the Day

Here is Lindsay Lohan leaving a club, she’s gotta be sober, I mean otherwise she wouldn’t look like she was taking a nap, you know cuz when I get wasted, I always look alert and ready to drive the fuckin’ schoolbus. I quit doing the Lohan Death Watch, but I figure I might as well do the Lohan is Sleepy watch because it’s Friday and I need to got Britney Spears hunting.

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Addict|Lindsay Lohan|Slut|Sober

2009

20

Mar

Paris Hilton Defending Her Tits in a Blue Dress of the Day

At this point in Paris Hilton’s life, why the fuck does she bother wearing clothes. We’ve all seen her naked enough that you’d think she’d view the world the way my wife unfortunately views our aparment, and that is one wear she is always fucking naked no matter how many times I tell her she’s disgusting or spray her with Febreeze, or try to disinfect everything her disgusting bare ass and flappy fucking tits touch.

I guess it’s gotta do with her trying to be classy, you know denying that she’s a fucking whore, and the whole having lots of money to medicate buy buying herself everything her heart desires, and the whole fun getting ready process cuz it wastes some of the ton of free time she has doing nothing, but most importantly, because it would be a health hazard. That’s not to say I wouldn’t fucker, but I am a pig and it’d be real unfortunate seeing a little stickin’ his tongue on the phone receiver Paris just accidentally fucked because she was walking by it and her pussy suction took over.

Here she is fighting with her dress….

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Blue Dress|Paris Hilton|Tits

2009

20

Mar

Fergie and Her Shorts of the Day

Fergie got married and now she’s a whole new person. She’s got different color hair, she dresses pretty conservative like a mom and I am not just saying that because her uterus seems to be busting out of the front of her shorts.

To think that a girl who used to miss her period for months at a time because of all the hard drug use, partying, malnourishment and random sex with HPV when she fell from her Disney channel big break, could manage to salvage the broken pieces and put it all together.

Maybe there’s hope for all of us. Fergie is inspiring.

Posted in:Fergie|Legs|Married|Shorts

2009

20

Mar

Cameron Diaz Gettin’ Her Hair Done of the Day

Here’s Cameron Diaz getting the grey dyed out because you can be a sexy Hollywood Starlet who plays the love interest everyone wants to fuck, unless you look like you’re 18, something that may not be in Cameron Diaz’s cards anymore, but luckily of her, I met a couple guys the other night you were bragging about fucking 65 year old women because they are easy, like the attention, bake great cookies and don’t need condoms, now I’ve got no interest in saggy menopausal tits and gaping dessert storm dry vagina, but i figure it’s good to know some people do, otherwise you’d be forced to kill yourself like you were Jennifer Aniston.

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Hair

2009

20

Mar

Molly Sims and Her Post Anal Rape Walk of the Day

If you’re wondering what’s happened to Molly Sims, I got this exclusive, that she’s been out getting prison raped by random large penised men, and now she can’t seem to manage to stand-up straight, cuz they got her good.

Yeah, I didn’t actually get that exclusive, but I do always wonder why gay men always have such good posture and pursed lips, you know all rigid and put together, when they take it up the ass, I know that my wife stuck her finger in my ass once and I walked with a limp for a week. Sure she’s got fat fingers and I resisted, but you get what I’m saying here, or you don’t.

I guess you’re no even reading this and onto the pictures. I’ve lost my edge. Let’s go skiing.

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Anal|Molly Sims|Rape

2009

20

Mar

Tupac Lives of the Day

Sure, if you want to stage your own death and pretend you are dead, you don’t go out to LIl Wayne concerts dressed like it was 1993 and you were at the top of the game. I guess that would explain how he releases an album every couple of years and makes huge sales without the headache of touring because he’s some kind of legend, while really, he’s just kickin’ it on an Island somewhere with Natasha Richardson, or other celebrities who staged their own death to get out of the limelight….

I love these conspiracy theories about dead celebrities because people hate admitting a motherfucker who touched them through song, or after a concert, while his baby momma was at home breast feeding is dead, I thought this was worth posting, it probably isn’t, but I mean, what really is worth posting since everything pretty much sucks, except maybe for Ryan Seacrest. He’s fuckin’ dreamy.

Posted in:Alive|Tupac

2009

20

Mar

Weird Paparazzi Advice for Ashley Tisdale of the Day

This video is fucking amazing. Some paparazzi immigrant is asking ugly Ashley Tisdale her how fun she can be if she is hiding the happenings of life by not being herself.

I guess I should be easier on the paparazzi, sure they are cocksuckers who email me and bother me about how I owe them money for pictures they claim to take of people, without getting the consent of the people they are getting pictures of, but maybe I should just accept that they need to pay the rent and lack the skills needed to make that happen, since they haven’t quite figured out English.

Either way, this is some strange fucking rap of nonsense and it is fucking gold. Another thing that’s gold…Ashley Tisdale hiding her ugly fucking face from the world, because it means she’s insecure, and realizes she’s not hot, and that makes her easier to get naked. And ugly or not, I like naked…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Paparazzi