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2009

13

Apr

Ryan Seacrest and his Paris Pussy of the Day

I pretend to be in love with Ryan Seacrest on Twitter. I know you hate hearing about Twitter, well stop reading this fucking post then, because it’s really the only interaction I have with a motherfucker, other than when I jerk off to him on American Idol, or when listening to his radio show while sitting in traffic on the way to the fucking office, or some shit.

He wrote that he had a last minute two day trip in Paris, and I guess this unkown vagina is the reason why. Sure, I always thought Seacrest was gay and his whole “Seacrest Out” shit was his way of prepping to come out, like everytime he said it, the words “of the closet” were struggling to come out, but his professionalism just got the best of him.

Anyway, I profess my love to him, he never answers, it’s been ongoing, to the point where his producers and I are slowly building up a relationship and yesterday’s message to him was some of my best work in 130 characters or less.

do you love me too? Say yes.Knife is to wrist.Ready to end it all.Seek your approval.1st Twitter suicide.Some paula fan shit

He never answered. Cocksucker.

Either way, here he is with his emergency Paris meeting…who is probably his hairstylist, or best friend he talks about boys with, however, there is a chance he’s fucking her.

Posted in:Paris|Pussy|Ryan Seacrest

2009

13

Apr

Heidi Montag’s Shameless Music Video of the Day

I posted these pictures of the devil shamelessly promoting her new shitty songs by getting her fake boyfriend to pretend to videotape her, while she mouthed the words to her song and asked people to go out and download it on itunes. If you were one of the people who listened, I hope you fucking die, because buying shit she’s peddling like the desperate out of work alcoholic kid’s birthday clown I saw on the street corner handing out free baloon animals to little kids, hoping to get a gig at a birthday party like the good old days, before he sold his soul to the fuckin bottle, and all motherfucker got was arrested for being a pervert who got too close to fuckin’ kids, like he deserved.

That said, give Heidi Montag what she deserves…failure.

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Lip Sync|Shameless

2009

13

Apr

Costumed Cyberstalker of the Day

I just saw this video today, apparently it’s been doing the rounds. It’s about some costume store owner who is getting charged for cyberstalker, whatever teh fuck that is and bitch is rockin’ some fuckin’ crazy costumes and putting up an amazing show for the news reporter. I think it keeps shit in the Easter Spirit. It’s a week old, but it’s amazing.

Posted in:Ann Bruno|Cyberstalker

2009

13

Apr

Really Disturbing Video of the Day

Here’s a video of some really disgusting big of a woman talking about how she’s a freak with her daughter. She’s going on about how she wants to fuck 7 dudes at the same time and tries to get her daughter to figure out where the 7 dick would go. The daughter’s not as experimental as her mom, because she can only think of hands, ass, pussy, mouth and doesn’t realize her big ol’ mom can double vaginal/anal and that’s fucking gross.

Hearing her talk about how much she likes getting fucked up the ass, throws me the fuck off, I don’t really get why this is going down, but call me old fashioned, but this makes me sick to my fucking stomach and I’m pretty open minded, but I guess the disgusting factor’s gotta do with the way this bitch looks, give me a hot mom and daughter talking about tasting their own pussies and I’m gonna jerk the fuck off, throw this shit at me and I got no choice but to run the fuck away, but before I do, I gotta share it with you.

Posted in:Disturbing Video

2009

13

Apr

RIP Motherfucker the Marilyn Chambers Edition of the Day?

Another drug addicted retired/weathered pornstar dies in her mobile home….

SANTA CLARITA, Calif. Marilyn Chambers, star of such golden age classics as Behind the Green Door and Insatiable, was found dead Sunday in the mobile home where she had been living for the past several months. She was 57. Chambers was found by her daughter, McKenna. No cause of death is yet known, and an autopsy will be performed. ?

I am not going to lie, I had no idea who Marilyn Chambers was earlier today. But after lookin her up, the real surprise is that she didn’t die sooner than this, you know 70s pornstars who hung with John Holmes were all drug addicted HIV positive runaways.

Here are some quick facts on her:

One of her claim to fame was that she was one of the few actresses that could fully deepthroat John Holmes’ penis.

She was one of the first female stars to shave her bush.

She was noted for her enthusiastic performances of deep throat, anal, lesbian, interracial, extreme bukkake, and double or triple penetration scenes.

She was also the Ivory Snow model before Ivory Snow found out she did some legendary porn called Behind the Green Door that I’ve never seen.

She was also a Disco recording artist like she was in Boogie Nights…and here’s her song Benihana that I’d like to dedicate to Steve Aoki and suggest he Remix since his dad was Benihana.

RIP Motherfucker….you had a good run….you made many men cum…and now you will make many guys who get off to dead chicks cum…your legacy lives on….


BONUS – You can download Behind the Green Door if you Follow This Link – But Be Warned – The Links May Be Dead – I Didn’t Test Them Out….
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Posted in:Dead|Marilyn Chambers

2009

13

Apr

Personal Ad From Mr Crazy to Start the Week of the Day

This guy is probably one of you. Happy Easter. Welcome back Jesus, that’s me talking to myself because I was fucking sick all weekend, in bed, dying and hating my life. Unlike this guy who’s got it goin’ on. All the single ladies, find him and hit him up, I think he’s a fuckin’ catch.

Posted in:Mr Crazy|Personal Ad|Youtube

2009

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am sick as fuck. I am a week into this shit and there is no end in sight. The girl at the dog park I went to, hoping to get some single, lonely, 30 something with a big dog to replace the need to have a man in her life, unfortunately, the closest I got was some bull dyke with a pit bull who called me a pussy for having a gay dog. I need a nap. Here are my links, fuckers.

If You’re Gonna Waste The Weekend, You May As Well Do It Right With Some Hot Half Naked Girls
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Stevie Nicks is Crushing Lindsay Lohan’s Dreams
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Hot Iron + Choco Bunny = Happy Easter, Mother Fuckers
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Camel Buckles Under Fat Women – VIDEO
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Holly Madison Thinks She is a Tween or Some Shit
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Online Stalker Confronted….In a Bunny Costume
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Barack to the 80’s
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Jenna Presley is All That
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If You IM List Was a Lot More Honest
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Exotic Island Cutie Plays With Man’s Ball
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Farah Fawcet Isn’t Quite Dead Yet
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Your Friday Striptease
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JLo Has Kind of Been Giving Me a Boner Lately
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Megan Fox May Possibly Play the She Hulk
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Jeremy Piven Can Pretty Much Stick His Penis Whereever He Chooses
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Eve Longwhoria Bikini Ass Crack
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Summer Glau May Be My New Obsession
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Lindsay Lohan Before and After
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Snoop Dogg’s Wake and Bake Show is Kind of Amazing
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Kate Beckinsale Throwback
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Nicole Graves is Sexy in Black
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Latina Singers Boob Pops Out on TV
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Sarah Vandella Will Help You End Your Week Right
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Only Japan Could Make a Commercial for DOLE Fruits This Amazing
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Titty Flash Fun
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The Tax Man is After Sinbad!
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Eve Mendes Lingerie Throwback
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Web Cam Masterbation Good Times
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Aubrey O’Day Looks Kind of Put Together
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Some Big Ol’ Friday Tits
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Girls of the Hills – Bikini Edition
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Alison Angel Loves Herself in a Mirror
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The Associated Press is Suing Itself?
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Emo Bitches Try to Kill Each Other in a Driveway – VIDEO
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Sex Noises You May Rather Not Hear…But Want To Cause You’re a Perv Like That
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Whick Lucky Celebrity Bastard is Having Threesomes
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What Were YOU Watching in 1997?
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BEAT YOUR WIFE!!
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Listen to My Friend’s Lykke Li Remix and Make It Go To The Motherfuckin’ Top
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Who the Fuck is Olivia Munn and Why Am I linking her Titty Gallery For Free. Cunt
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How about a video of a bitch drooling….

Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….

BONUS – I AM PROMOTING THIS CHESTER FRENCH BAND AND THEIR FREE MIXTAPE IT IS AMAZING
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

10

Apr

Some McCord Sister in a See Through Dress of the Day

Annalynne McCord’s got a couple latch ons and they are her sisters. I guess she got the gig on 90210 and everyone in the family celebrated because it meant riding her new found fame and success as hard as they all can to get into parties and clubs and feel like they are famous too, while doing it in a shitty see through dress.

I don’t know her name, but it doesn’t really matter, I already hate her and hope the end is near for all those motherfuckers and I don’t mean death, I just mean that they get sent back to the suburb they came from, not that we should even care that much, I am just feeling sensitive.

Posted in:Dress|McCord|See Through|Sister

2009

10

Apr

Heidi Montag Plays it Up For the Paparazzi of the Day

This souless cunt was out self-promoting and the paparazzi fed into her shit by taking pictures. She pulled up in a luxury car and danced around lip syncing her bullshit song while Spencer Pratt videotaped it, trying to promote her shit and get some buzz, despite it being kitchen fucking garbage, like her boobjob.

The lies are starting to get to me, I mean all I can think about is hate fucking her until she stops resisting under me. Maybe that sounds violent, but not as violent as how she rapes me everyfucking day with her bullshit.

There’s gotta be a video about this somewhere, google it.

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Shameless|Slut

2009

10

Apr

Mischa Barton Ignores Me of the Day

Mischa Barton was in Montreal. I went on a hunt for her because she wouldn’t answer my twitters and no one I knew could help me get in touch with her, so this is my post to say she’s a fucking cunt, she thinks she’s better than me because she was on some TV show, she was in some movies, she has a lot of money and guys want to fuck her sloppy asshole, giving her this ego, well we could have had something real special but she just threw it all away. Bitch.

Posted in:Mischa Barton|Useless