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2009

14

Apr

Florida…Flo Rida….Flow Rider on Set With a Bikini of the Day

If you’re life was a Hip Hop music video, you’d probably be a much happier person, as long as the Hip Hop music video was one of those ballin’ shits with expensive everything, hot bithces, booze, cash being thrown around, mansions and not this or this or this:

Here are the pictures of Florida/Flo Rida in Florida with some slut in a bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Flo Rida

2009

14

Apr

Some Slut Named Ana Obregon at the Pool of the Day

If you don’t know who Ana Obregon is, you’re a piece of fucking trash. Your life is void of any culture or class and you just live in your dirty, tunnel vision, cookie cutter, suburban whitebread life.

IF you took a second to step out of you’re sheltered Garth Brooks obsessed smalltown life, and maybe picked up a book every once in a while, or even enrolled in a night class, or cooking class, or any class to expand your fucking mind a little, you’d know that this haggard, weathered, Goddess is well known to American audiences because she was on an episode of Who’s the Boss. Yes. Who’s the fucking Boss, as Tony Danza’s relative from Italy. A career some people may laugh at, something I can related to.

I guess you could have just used Wikipedia for that, I know I did…..

Posted in:Ana Obregon|Bikini|Pool

2009

14

Apr

Princess Eugenie in Her Bikini with Her Tit Grabbin’ Friend of the Day

Princess Eugenie is in Thailand and there’s only one reason for that and that’s to fuck little boys who dress like little girls.

You know how the Royal Family is, they are all inbred and weird and have strange sexual fetishes.

If you don’t know who this is, she is not Perez Hilton’s sister, she is the Queen of England’s granddaughter, Prince Charles’ Neice, Sarah “Fergie” Ferguson’s daughter and she’s fat.

Seriously, she’s got no business wearing a bikini, even if she’s supportin’ your troops, or trying to justify her obesity in an American Flag…

Posted in:Bikini|Fat|Lesbian|Princess Eugenie

2009

14

Apr

Some Jessica Simpson Ass Shots of the Day

Some paparazzi perved out proper the other day when they were snapping off pictures of Jessica Simpson. Sure, it wasn’t as perverted as the night I was at a hipster party and kept lifting up some girl’s skirt asking to see her hipster bush, even though her gay Asian boyfriend was there and wasn’t having it, or even as perverted as intentionally going to the mall to sit on the bench next to the stairs waiting to see unsuspecting upskirts with my camera in hand, but this shit is Jessica Simpson and not the 15 year old slutty girl buying Spring Break bikinis with their slutty 15 year old friends and I guess I can’t really figure out if that is a good thing or not, but I do know it’s a more legal thing and she is lookin’ a lot better than her fat pics that hit a few months ago, mainly because there aren’t any all you can eat Texas BBQ ribs shit stains on her panties…

Posted in:Ass|Jessica Simpson

2009

14

Apr

Annalynne McCord OP Campaign of the Day

OP was a brand that was cool in the 80s. I remember all the dudes in my school who got blowjobs would rock the shit, but then, for some reason, it was brought back in the late 90s and turned into a Walmart brand that is about as core to their original cause as the cast of their commercials are to being actual celebrities. I mean I guess you wouldn’t expect A-Listers to get up on some ghetto discount shit and that they’d save it for the Brody Jenner, Annalynne “who?” Mccord and the fucking Madden Twins and their suburban mall tattoos. You know shit’s going to be a fuckin’ hit when Walmart Brand gets Walmart quality bands like Good Charlotte to sing the fuckin OP theme song. I wonder what ever happened to integrity. It’s like you can pay a motherfucker to do anything these days, especially when the motherfucker has no soul and loves attention.

Either way, here’s McCord talking about her bikini/bathing suit, unwarranted fame, etc, etc.

This hit the internet over a week ago, I am slow. Fuck you.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Bathing Suit|O.P.

2009

14

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Does Funny or Die of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is making a comeback. I mean if you consider FunnyorDie a comeback. I used to hate on FunnyorDie, but in the end, I think getting celebrities to do viral videos is a fucking goldmine and they are a hell of a lot smarter than me.

This video is of Lohan’s fake E-Harmony profile video and she makes fun of herself, she looks good, and it may not do anything for her, but it should remind all of you that Lindsay is a superstar, she’s not going anywhere, and as much as you all think she’s done and in the fuckin’ gutter, she’s not. I have a feeling she knows exactly what’s going on despite being known to be a little emotional, shit’s got too many people involved to go awry.

So watch it and start showing Lindsay some love, because I know I want to…all over her tits.

Posted in:Funny or Die|Lindsay Lohan

2009

13

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

The good news about being unemployed is that when long weekends roll around, I don’t have to get all fucking excited like an asshole in a 9 to 5 gig. The only thing good about them is that asshole’s in 9 to 5 gigs come out to party, get stupid and annoying and I sometimes get the best of their 9 to 5 women and by sometimes I mean never.

So while all you fuckers were flying home for the weekend, or going on trips to the beach, or taking advantage of the fact that you could get a week off by only using up 2 sick days, I was lying in bed, sick as a motherfucker, praying that god would fuckin’ crucify me only to be resurrected a couple days later, when the fuckin’ pain of my lung infection ended.

So while you had good times, I was miserable and I am sure it wasn’t the first time. In fact, it is the story of my life. But I am convinced that one day all this bad Karma will pay off, because there’s no fun in suffering without something good happening before the end….or maybe that’s just what they want me to believe, because they have some big scale disaster to end it all for me and they’d had for me to beat them to the fucking punch.

Who knows, I know you don’t because you’re not even listening to my complaining. I expect to be as healthy as I can be tomorrow, in the meantime, here are my links….

ase of the Mondays? This will cheer you up….
GO

Man, It’s Very Rare I Am Speechless, But I Seriously Just Don’t Know What the Fuck to Say About This
GO

Billy Mays is Kind of Amazing
GO

Man Some Kids Have WAY to Much Time on Their Fucking Time
GO

Is Cassie A Hoe Or A Housewife? Pics
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Kate Beckinsale is an Easter Bunny I’d Like to Fuck
GO

Hercules Fights a Bear!
GO

Your Drinking Problem Likes to Play with Knives
GO

Jenna Presley Wants You to Bask in her Loveliness
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These Beanie Babie Freaks Are Just Plain Fucked Up
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The Only Thing More Funny Than Someone Faking Tila Tequila’s Death Is Her Actually Being Dead
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Peabody’s Improbable History – The 9/11 Edition
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Striptease of the Days
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Drew Barrymore is Looking Cougar Ripe
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Kendra Wilinson Found God – He Was Staring At Her Chest
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Maybe It Was All The Jesus This Weekend, But Paris Hilton Found God As Well
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Young Vanna White! Heyo!
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Rhianna is Looking Better Than Ever
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Phil Spector May Be Guilty of Murder
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Maybe Mel Gibson Can Marry That Cop He Called SUGAR TITS Now That He is Getting Divorced
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Photobooth Fun
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Some Sexy Easter Sluts
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The Russians Sure Know How to Treat a Lady
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Andie is Amazing
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Bikini Monday
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Roller Blader Owns Himself HAHAHA
GO

Topanga From Boy Meets World is Looking Good!
And By Looking Good I Mean She is Still Fat
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Don’t Know Who Sammy Brady is, But She is Topless So Whatever
GO

Alice is Busty
GO

Hear What the Cunts on the Hills Have to Say About God Knows What
GO

Kim Kardashian Took Her Ass to Some Nightclub
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Her Name is Natacha Peyre and she’s Worth Fuckin’ Especially When Half Naked
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Here’s a Sign That You’re Too Fat
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Lego my Jesus
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The Best Porn Parodies of All Time – Cumdog Millionaire isn’t There…
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Alison Angel Under the Sun
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The Mysteries of Pittsburgh Starring Sienna Miller’s Hairy Lip
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So THAT’S Why Simon Cowell is Always Angry
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Some Web Things Are Just Fucking Classic
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World War 2 Vagina Kicker
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Frank Sinatra Really Knew How to Say It Loud
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The New Michael Myers Will Fuck Your Ass Up
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Top 5 Most Offensive Anti-Smoking Commercials That Should Be Banned From TV
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Young, Naked, Topless, Young…..Photobucket Do Some Bad Bad Things…
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

13

Apr

Holly Madison Working Out of the Day


If you’re wondering how Holly Madison keeps her whore body in shape, it’s not from being kicked off Dancing with the Stars, it’s not from doing the coke diet, it’s not from having an eating disorder whether starving herself, or puking all over herself, it’s not from fucking and fucking and fucking until her vagina stops working, it’s from good old fashioned, wholesome fake workouts where she pretends to be actually breakin’a sweat, when really it’s just a photo op for some company in desperate need of promotion.

Posted in:Holly Madison|Working Out

2009

13

Apr

Shauna Sand Gets Milkshakes in Whore Gear of the Day

Shauna Sand has the ability to going out for ice cream with her kids look as classy as the bitch I saw throwing up on herself after sucking dick in the bathroom of a dive bar I was at last week. The funny thing is that strippers don’t even dress like this when they leave the stripclub after their shift, not even the streetwhores I met at a bar they go into warm-up at, I’m talking herpe faced, drug addicted, pieces of garbage whores who know their only worth is in their dirty used up cunts, dress like this when they aren’t out trying to get paid. I don’t really understand it, I don’t really like it, but I guess it’s better than all the boring mothers I see walking their kids to school in mom clothes, because the only thing hot about that is knowing they let guys cum inside their fat asses, and that’s not even that hot.

Either way, check out these tits, you can have a pair too, all you need is 5000 dollars.

Posted in:Milkshakes|Shauna Sand|Whore

2009

13

Apr

Allure Gets Girls Nude of the Day

I guess Allure realizes that in these times of economic crisis, where the world is turning to the internet, unfortunately, not turning to this website, and all print magazines are slowly going broke, and dying off, like some kind of magazine holocaust, that the final stage in survival is to take that tried, tested and true formula of survival and that’s getting girls willing to get naked, naked and posting their pictures in a classy enough way, that isn’t too offensive, that doesn’t show nipple or pussy lip, or anus, or insertion, because they don’t want to piss off the few advertisers they have left, because sex sells, unless it is sex with me.

They managed to get Eliza Dushku, a girl I wanted to fuck when she was in all those teen movies and my new found love, the Cumdog Millionaire who is from some cooking show I have never seen, named Padma, these are the pictures.

Posted in:Allure|Eliza Dushku|Nude|Padma Lakshmi