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2022

25

Jul

Sharon Stone Got Them Tits Out of the Day

I figure that it’s only fair to post Sharon Stone’s old as fuck tits barely being covered at the pool…..because I figure I’ve jerked off to her Basic Instinct cunt enough through the early 90s to break the pause button on the VCR because it took real skill to stop the tape at the right spot without having that whole pause tracking issue.

It’s like I’ve seen her pussy more than my wife of 25 years but that’s because she’s fat and her pussy is buried in gut…but I’ve still seen Sharon Stone pussy a lot.

It was a time when porn wasn’t as available, unless you were weird, and despite being weird, I didn’t have all that much porn….but I did have a copy of Basic Instinct a friend who died never returned to the video store….and at that time, that was enough….pussy lips were just not as readily available as they are now, so you took advantage when they came up in mainstream movies at the time.

So I feel like I know her, like we’ve been intimate, even if it was one sided….and even if it was really a relationship based on her cunt and her cunt alone since I always hated celebrities….and the fact that I could still jerk off to their pussy shouldn’t CLOUD that or MUDDY my celebrity hate waters.

I will say that whatever is going on with the old lady upper thigh, where it meets the pussy, is hardly as good as it was…..seems like old lady loose pussy waddle skin hanging out of the suit that is INAPPROPRIATE for her age.

Which is why I’m just focusing on the bolt on tits…she’s basically dead, or near dead, pushing 75, so she should be happy we’re willing to stare at the bolt ons she wants us to see based strictly on Nostalgia pussy flashing alone.

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Posted in:Sharon Stone

2022

25

Jul

Nicola Peltz Thong of the Day

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2022

25

Jul

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I saw that Monkey Pox was listed as some Global Health emergency, which is pretty hilarious, because they basically told us that SMALL POX was coming for the last 2 years, and LOOK AT US NOW….dealing with a second potential pandemic before even getting over the first one….because every motherfucker out there, at least vaccianted person out there, is getting COVID every 6 weeks, which obviously means the vaccines work amazing and aren’t causing disease or illness and have absolutely no risks….

You have to be a fucking idiot to be one of those 300 pounders who masks alone on his way to get his 5th shot……but the fact is that there are a whole bunch of fucking idiots out there

I wonder if it has to do with propaganda, or maybe people have ingested some mind controlling parasites that are controlled using EMF, CELL PHONE TECH, you know, since it’s all patented over the last 20 years….but NO ONE cares, that’s conspiracy, YOU BELIEVE YOUR NEWS, LET ME BELIEVE MINE……

So yeah, thanks to pandemics, healthcare has been totally mismanaged, people are sick or not working in the hospitals anymore, doctors are dying off here in Canada, and the whole thing is paving the way to a really exciting fall/winter when people are actually going to get sick and die.

Something to look forward to, but I prefer the slutty nurses who use taking nudes as a way to decompress from the stress, or to get a second revenue stream after they were threatened and some did, lose their jobs over experimental shots they didn’t need. SO GET NAKED ON THE INTERNET FOR MONEY…..exploit the health care worker fan boys who throw parades for all the hard work they do…..before they become the haters that they chose to not get vaccinated despite being in health care being their fucking job…..you idiots.

I am told the site has no traffic because I am an anti-vaxxer, you don’t need to follow me, or care about my worthless opinion, but I’m right, so you probably should!

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Posted in:NURSES

2022

25

Jul

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Lingerie of the Day

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I’ve been a pretty aggressive Nina Agdal hater since she first came to my attention ALL those years ago, because I really like to kick em while they are up, rather than when they are down, I am a decent guy like that….

I also hate when you can see a bitch think she’s all that because she landed the right gig, or has the interest of what they consider the right people….so it’s one of those “you may think you’re hot, and you may be running some sort of Sports Illustrated scam that I assume came from having dirt on powerful people…but you’re not”….

I’ve changed my approach to hating on these whores, because I don’t actually care if they are hot or not, I just care that they are whoring on the internet like their glory days, despite being in their mid-30s…..there is something hilarious about that.

Obviously, as the days turn into months and the months turn into years, her broken down face from a decade ago is even more broken down….it’s like an old beater of a car, it doesn’t fix itself when parked in your front yard….it just rots harder.

The only difference with these ladies than your car is that they can actually do fitness, get toned and carry a hot body into their mid to late 40s if done right, because ultimately, you fuck the body more than the face and if you don’t have the face, you best have a hot body, even if you do have the face, you can benefit from the hot body.

What I am saying is that someone who snuck into SI SWIM and never left, is still doing her best to maintain, through fitness, because without it, the people will realize that I was right and she’s been a dog faced pony boy.

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2022

25

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFS, it’s what’s for dinner, no wait, that’s Beef, or is that just a Canadian Beef campaign from the 80s that I am remembering…..which makes me ask if the hormones in the meat are making people gay, then why are vegans such fags….or maybe the hormones are in the chicken and the dairy…..hence all the big titty girls that this generation gets to latch on and suckle…..so many big tits….and all it took was genetically modified foods that moms found too convenient to not feed the kids….in their protest of being a “Housewife” and “Homemaker” like your grandma may have been….all those skills of making their own food thrown out because you can get it in a box, leaving you a hell of a lot more time to take nudes for the internet since being jerked off to is your true passion.

I generally think of MILFs are bargain basement discount pussy you fuck when you don’t have time to commit to someone, or time to be clingy and annoying, knowing they are busy with their kids, plus they take loads and are smart enough to not let those loads stick again, since they’ve done the whole kid thing….so that you just are in the right place at the right time to be the thing that scratches their itch every second weekend and on Wednesdays, assuming they’re divorced and the dad is still in the picture, which is probably not the case.

MILFS can be hot, they are women, and there are hot versions of EVERY ailment, so here’s a round up of MILFs, to celebrate motherhood the wrong way, because I’d rather see a 1950s wife making her kids lunch, than a set of tits, but I’m traditional like that and find the slutification of everyone pretty disappointing….it takes the mystery out of wanting to see the vagina, when you can just google the bitch’s stage name and find the vagina in 80 different positions and angles, but complaining about self produced nudity…goes against my instinct of loving all nudes….so keep up the good work you disappointing moms out there more into getting off than parenting and who can blame them, kids are fucking annoying.

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Posted in:Milf

2022

25

Jul

Rumer Willis Bikini Top Busted Face of the Day

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As Bruce Willis slowly loses his mind, going viral for twerk videos with his 10 year old daughter, like some kind of groomer, which would make sense since he’s out of Hollywood and hollywood is full of perverts, not to say that Bruce Willis is one, I mean he is in no mental capacity to even know what he is doing in said twerk video….but his existing grown daughters give off that victim of sexual abuse vibe, or maybe it’s the sister of the victim of sexual abuse vibe, you know never quite feeling up to speed because they aren’t daddy’s favorite…..

So this is RUMER, who the media used to call IDAHO POTATO HEAD before they got woke and realized that people have FEELINGS and are OVERLY sensitive and laughing at their asymmetric faces, instead of just celebrating their fit asses they have to offset their asymmetric faces, was WRONG.

She’s in a bikini top, looking like a hybrid Rumer willis under face injections and filters, instead of just owning her asymmetric faced self…

I doubt you can jerk off to this, but I wouldn’t put it past you, and the real question is why does she bother having a public profile, she’s got trust funds, and rich dying dad, what’s wrong with just going through life without being a bikini to wearing asshole for social media that is just setting herself up to be pointed and laughed at because people don’t like rich and entitled celebrity children…..

BUT I DO….it’s a fetish.

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Posted in:Rumer Willis

2022

25

Jul

Mikayla Demaiter is the Hot Goalie in a Bikini of the Day

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Mikayla Demaiter got famous on the internet, you know, one of those “went viral” kinds of situations, because she’s a Canadian goalie with huge fucking tits, makes herself up like a typical bimbo of the internet, where every look she gives is one you can probably find a filter that millions of other girls have used and that’s not necessarily a bad thing, when you factor in her awesome tits

She is from Canada, what’s up Canada, which means she doesn’t just use maple syrup as lube, she actually self lubricates with maple syrup….it is in her blood…a delicious stick mess.

Unlike most Canadian female ice hockey players, she doesn’t look like she’s got a dick, or that she works the farm on weekends with the boys, but instead like an actual chick. How does that make sense?

I guess when your’e Canadian, like having a Maple Syrup pussy, you are just born with the Hockey skills needed to get you viral enough for dudes to realize you have big tits, so that you can launch an onlyfans and live out your slutty dreams, because hockey isn’t her only talent, being born with big tits, like a big titty savant, or virtuoso, like those autistic kids who learn classical piano at 4 years old, she was born with all she fucking needed, and it wasn’t HOCKEY PADS, it was a whole other kind of pad that requires no pads or chicken cutlets cuz they’re huge.

This is her giving Baywatch some POINTERS….

Posted in:Videos

2022

25

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Free the nipple, is the weirdest campaign because for my entire life, women have breast fed in all their exhaustion wherever the fuck they had to breast feed, because their shitty kid who keeps them up all night wouldn’t fucking shut up, and that was the only way..

So when the whole free the nipple activism, that pretty much stemmed from Facebook blocking women posting pics of breast feeding, like they are some kind of perverts, who can’t keep that shit to their damn self because they find it beautiful…..even though it’s some natural body function that doesn’t need a selfie….like taking a shit, or pissing, or throwing up on a dick because you don’t want to get pregnant again…..

It’s the fucking internet ladies, filled with perverts, why would you need that out there for all to see, instead of keeping it on your phone, or printed up in your office, like a normal fucking person who doesn’t need strangers jerking off to their tits being sucked on by children…..you fucking freaks.

Anyway, the whole breasts doing what they do naturally is a giant bore to me, the whole breasts doing what the do naturally for sexual reasons, like to for some titty content intended for dudes with a breast milk fetish, becasue they don’t like PASTEURIZED milk and realize Louis Pasteur was a fucking liar in his invention of the GERM theory, and RAW milk is only legal in 13 states, because they don’t want you getting the health benefits of MILK, or because they weren’t breast fed as a child, or because they like swollen tits that have nutrional value cuz they are over eaters…..”What could make these tits better to suck on, well if they have caloric values for my caloric intake”…..I mean why else would you be into lactation….

The bad news is that with these confused gender freaks, men are now breast feeding and women who live and look like men, also breast feeding, so the whole normal woman with milk filled tits, may be under attack and may slowly go extinct….so I do it for the memory of what was, before it was, while it is, so I can look back on it when it was, if you know what I mean.

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

25

Jul

Two Girls Dumb Dancing and Other Videos of the Day

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Deep Stretch

Outfit Change

Crazier Deep Stretch

Another Deep Stretch

Hot Shorts!

Ass Grabbing Horse Girls

Yoga Pussy

Big Tits

Baker of the Day

She’s got Personality

Slow Motion Pool Cocktease

How Stupid Making TkToks Is…

The Body

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

25

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was talking to a friend of mine about the lack of fistula porn out there. Basically, a fistula is a tunnel from your asshole to your pussy if you’re a chick, that forms after a cyst or other infection drains, leaving some weird connection port between the two. It also happens to women during childbirth, and the symptoms are basically shitting out of your cunt like a tranny who got her inverted penis fuck hole made out of asshole/colon…..

Anyway….

I’ve been thinking and the key to our success is being the forefathers of FISTULA porn.

Not quite anal, not quite vaginal…..it’s the MYSTERY tunnel of LOVE…

We will get RICH!

How was your weekend?

Probably not as productive as mine, you know sitting on a couch, sweating my ass off, waiting until this moment when I could post on the internet again…in a heat wave with no AC……making business plans around FISTULA porn, when I can’t even make a business plan around DrunkenStepfather blogs….

WE ARE ALL ALLOWED TO HAVE DREAMS and mine is from asshole issues and here are the stepLINKS in the morning….

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J.Lo is the Nude Newlywed
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Chief Heiress for Shark Week
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Bella Hadid Blow Job
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Saints CB C.J. Gardner-Johnson Pokes Fun at Antonio Brown’s Performance at the Rolling Loud Festival
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Black Bear Opens Mercedes and Gets Scared
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How Human Digestion Works
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Jason Mamoa’s Bad Crash
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Father Punches His Son’s Killer During A Court Hearing!
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