I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2009

17

Mar

Natasha Richardson Brain Dead of the Day

I know this is my second post on Natasha Richardson, but I was at Mont Tremblant on Sunday hustlin with some dude pimpin St Patrick’s day, who’s dog had a hat, so I feel like it hits close to home.

Sure I don’t have any inside information other than when I was there the hills were sheer fucking ice all over the place and that if you hit your head hard enough on it, shit can hemorrhage and make you brain dead an hour after the incident, I guess. My contact with some pot dealer who hooked my up that works at the ski school there isn’t answering my texts, so I’ll just go with the NY Post story.

They say she is brain dead and heading home to NYC for her Family to say goodbye to her before being taken off life support and as Neeson’s producers on the movie he’s filming cringe at the thought of all the money they are about to lose since his life is shattered, the rest of the world is feeling his pain. What a shitty thing to have happen.

This post is to say that my home has killed one of yours Hollywood, and I feel responsible for it, if I had my say it would have been one of the useless sluts who pollutes the world and not a low key actress with kids.

It is also to say that I have hit my head, I have been hit in the head, I have had car accidents where I hit my head, I have passed the fuck out from hitting my head, fuckin’ weird fluid has poured out of my nose from hitting my head, and I never became brain dead an hour after the incident, but I am going to start wearing a helmet everywhere i go.


Here’s the sad news from NY POST, I know this is too sensitive from me, but I find it all very sad…
GO

Here’s a picture of the dog with a hat on from Sunday. I know. I couldn’t believe it either. I wish I had a camera with me at all times. You wouldn’t believe the other shit I see.

Bonus my friend just sent me a video of some asshole skiing, who probably deserved to be the one brought off the hill on a stretcher, but obviously already being brain dead or at least brain dead enought to manage lookin’ this stupid and not caring….

Posted in:Brain Dead|Natasha Richardson

2009

17

Mar

Miley Cyrus Rubbin’ Down Her Mom of the Day

The last time I was at a stripclub, I sat next to a father/son duo. They were wasted and talking about how they were in town for the weekend for some sort of bonding trip and every girl who got on stage they cheered at them like they were watching the fucking superbowl or something. At one point old man gets into one of the uglier strippers, puts a 20 in his mouth and lays down on stage, and the fat stripper rides his face for a minute, takes the money and the guy goes to sit back down only to have his son high fiving him and laughing and screaming like a fucking asshole. He was saying shit like “I bet mom never does that to you” and “I bet mom’s pussy isn’t that tight” and “I bet you could taste that sweet little asshole” and the whole thing made me feel uncomfortable.

Seeing Miley whoring out on her mom’s back, is a lot less weird.

Here she is dropping the paparzzi’s iphone

Posted in:Lesbian|Miley Cyrus|Rub Down

2009

17

Mar

Amber Rose Talks About What She Likes In Bed of the Day

Kanye’s girlfriend had a fucking weird interview that works because a chick interviews her so it seems less threatening. If I was to ask these questions, I’d get slapped. She says she likes eating pussy, she says she never had a threesome, she says she’s had sex on her period, she says she’s fully waxed and doesn’t bleed, she says she’s never had anal and is a virgin in my ass, she says she played with herself before she showed up at the radio show, she says cum inside me, she fakes orgasms, this is some crazy shit.

It’s some pretty heavy shit that I don’t know I’d want my wife talking about, but that’s just because my wife and sex don’t work too right…

Watch the video.

Posted in:Amber Rose|Lesbian

2009

17

Mar

Amy Winehouse Tits Go to Court of the Day

My grandma always used to say, you don’t get lap dances from faces so when a homely lookin’ bitch comes your way and strikes up conversation with you about what your name is, if it is my first time in the place, if I am from the city, if I like the show or if I’m having a good time, missing teeth with wonky eyes, acne and a weak chin, take a step back and look at her tits because that’s what is gonna be in your motherfucking hands in 5 minutes, so I’ve tried to carry that attitude thru life in having no standards…

That said, I was walking down the street at 5 in the morning and ran into some crackhead, almost as tight bodied as Amy Winehouse, but dressed way more fucking crazy. I am talking like a fucking juggling clown, with a haggard face, on her way to the fucking carnival, with strappy shit, and knee high socks and a top hat, and the whole thing was fucking surreal, until she pulled out her vagina and it was the hairiest fucking thing I ever saw, but could make out her grey labia out of the fuzzy pillow, and I had to walk it out because I was laughing too hard to try to fuck her.

Either way, Amy Winehouse is looking pretty fucking amazing at court, her tits look solid and sure she’s not pretty, but she healthy and showered, which just goes to show you, drugs aren’t as bad as they say they are, especially considering that drugs are the reason I saw dirty pussy last night.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Tits

2009

17

Mar

Rebecca Romijn Stamos and Her Mom Tits of the Day

You know when a girl dates a guy she used to fantasize about when she used to watch TGIF on ABC, then marries a guy she used to fantasize about when she used to watch TGIF on ABC, and brands herself by that guy she used to fantasize about when she used to watch TGIF on ABC, and everyone in the world is shocked that someone so hot would end up with someone so useless, and I’m not talking about Stamos being the hot one ladies, get your slut heads out of the gutter and onto my dick, it makes living it down impossible, so despite letting My Secret Identity cock in her long enough for shit to stick and make babies, he’ll never be Stamos.

Not that any of that really matters, what does is her big full tits and the fact that babies may ruin bodies but turn me on because I know slut doesn’t use condoms.

Posted in:Baby|Mom Tits|Rebecca Romijm Stamos

2009

17

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Got a See Through Shirt On…I think…of the Day

I have been trying to reach out to Lohan’s people to get her to start doing product placements for my site, you know since she is always being shot by the paparazzi and on the news, she should start selling ad space on herself. You know 1,000,000 dollars for a week on her forehead, 2,000,000 for her cleavage and 50 cents for her pussy, because that’s what it’s worth on the street. But she never answered me, she was too busy wearing this see through shirt a money making opportunity she fucked up.

Posted in:Crazy|Lindsay Lohan|See Through|Uncategorized

2009

17

Mar

Kate Moss Nipple at a Photoshoot of the Day

Kate Moss is still getting work even though she’s old and a drug addict. Here she is doing a photoshoot as the face of Yves Saint Laurent. I like that despite being a cokehead she can still get hired, you know because I guess everyone’s a fucking cokehead in the fashion world so if routine drug tests were implemented, they’d have no one to work, which is unfair, because when I was applying for work as a flight attendent to escape this hell I am living, they asked me to leave the casting call, because I did a bump in front of a recruiter in the bathroom and they didn’t think me telling them that it gives me a little more edge, confidence and alertness to get the job well done was a good enough reason….in fact I think they even called the cops.

I guess like anything we have to wonder what example this will give girls, you know since any girl aware of who the face of Yves Saint Laurent is, usually is a brat with a ton of fucking money who started getting high at 14 cuz daddy was at work and her allowance was 1000 dollars a day….It doesn’t matter – just look at her nipple, live her nipple and love her nipple.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Nipple|Photoshoot

2009

17

Mar

Natasha Richardson Can’t Ski of the Day

I wrote about going up to the woods and poppin’ bottles with models, you know by running through the forrest hunting racoons because I had no real poon and they looked soft, plentiful and easy to seduce, all you need is a little kitchen garbage and I always smell like kitchen garbage.

Anyway, I just got word from my friend who lives up there, that some famous chick was at the ski hill that I walked through Sunday afternoon lookin for quarters to get home and check out rich ski bunnies since I was hungover and it was a nice day.

So I googled the shit and it turns out that it was Natasha Richardson, who I didn’t really know, but who I have heard of and who is married to Liam Neeson.

Anyway, she fell, was airlifted and now the couple are a couple minutes away from me, her in critical condition with brain damage and Neeson seeing his life crash before his eyes. I should go for an exclusive, I know a doctor at that hospital, but I’m not a news source and you don’t really care about this, you insensitive pricks. Wear your helmets…


Here’s the story
GO

Here’s some older pics of her at some event showin some pant. That’s what my UK brethren call underwear….

Posted in:Critical Condition|Natasha Richardson|Skiing

2009

17

Mar

Katherine McPhee is in a Bikini of the Day

I remember when Katherine McPhee was coming up on American Idol. She had big tits, was decent to look at compare to Clay Aiken or whoever the fuck was on her season, I’d have to ask Ryan Seacrest but dude’s been ignoring my online sexual harrassment, so I’ll just go with Aiken and I didn’t mind thinking about doing dirty things to her.

I remember when Katherine McPhee had some eating disorder because she was a fat bitch with control issues or insecurity or whatever that magical formula that fucks girls up and causes them to stop eating and get skinny the way I like them.

I remember when she got married to some older dude because she had daddy issues and I figured I could relate, at least with the older dude, because I am all about bringing young busty girls under my wing to take advantage of.

Now despite my prediction that she’d fall off the fuckin’ map you know since she’s some reality star and shit, but apparently all my theories are wrong and she’s filming some movie in a bikini.

That was my relationship with Katherine McPhee recap. Stay tuned for more useless information that isn’t funny.

Posted in:Bikini|Katherine McPhee

2009

16

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve said too much today, whether here, or on Twitter, or to that old lady who tried to pet my dog and I asked if she’d let me grab her tit in exchange, or to that young girl at the coffee shop who looked at me in disgust after catching me grabbing my dick trying to stare down her shirt, but that didn’t really involve talking as much as it involved looking, the point is that now it’s time to give love to other hard workin’ websites out there, not to say I am hard working, and go about livin’ my life like I was Rihanna, you know answering Craigslist Casual Encounters, Tonight I’m letting some guy eat my shit right out of my asshole, all so I can bring better shit to you tomorrow, the things I do for you..

So Here are my links…

Mondays Don’t Have to Make You Want to Shoot Yourself in the Face
GO

Mary Kate Olsen Looks Like a Bangable Corpse
GO

The Japanese Spin On Things Changes EVerything
GO

Hot Photos Of Watchmen Star Malin Akerman
GO

The XBOX Commericial Microsoft Doesn’t Want You To See
GO

Japanese Bikini Techno Chick
GO

Air Band Hero, Because There’s No Way Your Talented Enough to Play a Real Instrument
Or Probably Even a Video Game For That Matter
GO

Meet the Creeps: How a Wierdo Like You Can Possibly Get Laid
GO

Nikki is Wearing Nothing But a Tie
GO

Elin Nordegren is All Sorts of Sexy
GO

Striptease of the Days
GO

There Was a Riot At the America’s Next Top Model Auditions
GO

Jesus Christ Shauna Sand is Disgusting
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Tara Reid Doesn’t Look Like a COmplete Haggard Mess For Once
GO

Nicole Scherzinger See Through Dress
GO

Some Scientology Sluts
GO

Eva Bikini Shots
GO

Jolie Blonde or Jolie Black?
GO

Megan Fox Takes Most of It Off
GO

Veronika Simon is Nude
GO

Provided That Keep It Cheesy As Shit, This May Actually Be Awesome
GO

Cute Girls Cat Fight
GO

Failure on the Monkey Bars
GO

Lindsay Lohan Sells Shits
GO

Beach Book Goodness
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Awesome Time Lapse
GO

More Proof Lohan is Off the Weekend
GO

Eva LongWHOREia Tight Ass
GO

Cathy’s Tits Are Perfect
GO

I Can Think Of A Lot of Dudes That Would Bang Emma Watson
GO

Stick Your Face In Her Tits Dude!!
GO

Rebecca Was In Penthouse
GO

Jesus Christ Is Jessica Simpson Retarded?
GO

Jessica Alba’s Baby Looks As Mean As She Does
GO

Because South Park is So Amazing
GO

Oops My Asshole Fell Out
GO

Lady GaGa Was a Stripper
GO

SHOWDOWN!!!!
GO

The Lovely Jana Cova
GO

Cam Whore Comedy
GO

How To Keep an Idiot Busy….
GO

A Whole Lot of Half Naked Party Sluts and Their Tits
GO

BONUS – SOME INSANE DANCE HALL SHIT…..

I love dancehall parties, it’s crazy sex simulation, with heads in buckets, half naked, covered in fucking mud, crazy fucking shit, you gotta watch this….Seriously….

Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


I need 100,000 followers, my life depends on it, tell your friends. Save me.

Posted in:stepLINKS