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2009
12
Mar
Guess the Tits With Money of the Day
2009
12
Mar
Audrina Titty Bounce Run of the Day
Not much better than watching a girl run across the street, you know her titties bouncing in a way you can visualize shit to be like the Baywatch intro you all jerked off to at least once if you’re older than 20 years old. Unfortunately, when the bitch is not naked or half naked, or is Audrina, despite the big tits, it just isn’t worth bothering, and I guess in keeping this site useless, I have no choice but to post it, I am in too deep, but I am warning you, this is going to be a waste of your time….
Here’s a video of her leaving some restaurant called Nobu last night….
Posted in:Audrina Partidge|Jog|Titty Bounce
2009
12
Mar
Jewel has some Weird Fuckin’ Cleavage of the Day
I don’t know why Jewel’s massive Women in Song Volume 24 tits have got deflated, maybe she’s lost weight, maybe she’s on male hormones, maybe she does push-ups, all I know is that she’s got some deflated implant bag cleavage going on and it’s not that much of a turn on, but the fact that she’s on crutches is, you know, since it makes it harder for her to runaway and easier to catch…
2009
12
Mar
Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches Party of the Day
It’s always nice to see long lost lovers reunited for the sake of making money, you know the same motivation for their fake publicity stunt relationship. So as Bridget launches her Sexiest Beach TV show, one of those original concepts you’ve never seen before, but I am not hating on it, because I like beaches and bikinis and figure you can never have too much of them, Hefner and Kendra came out to support, why?? because they are all gettin’ paid.
Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|Hugh Hefner|Kendra Wilkinson|Party|Playboy
2009
12
Mar
Jessica Alba Rides Her Bike in Paris of the Day
Jessica Alba went on a romantic bike ride in Paris, you know since it is the city of love, alone. I hear she followed this up with a bottle of wine, some harsh cigarettes, because she’s cliche and alone, because Cash Warren took advantage of the opportunity to get the fuck away from her and stay back home to watch the baby, you know the one she trapped him into suckin’ up his unhappiness and doin’ the right thing by taking her back after he was so close the the escape he could almost taste the groupie whore pussy spread and dripping for him…before getting roped back in.
Posted in:Bike Ride|Jessica Alba|Paris
2009
12
Mar
Bai Ling Borrowed Paris Hilton’s Bra of the Day
I just used all I had for these pictures on the title. This is a disaster, I mean I don’t get who this bitch or what she does, so what would I really have to say about her, that she’s got pretty big cleavage for a fucking asian, I guess I could do that, but it’s better to imagine her useless tits being in the same piece of clothing as Paris’ useless tits, like some kind of bra sharing fetish because there’s nothing wrong with fetishes, if anything it makes these two whores less useless. My dog’s making out with me, and standing on my computer,making it hard to finish up…
2009
12
Mar
Lindsay Lohan Deathwatch of the Day
Lindsay Lohan’s Deathwatch continues…she’s still alive and trying to pack on the pounds by switching up her diet from being a diet coke, cigarette gum, vodka redbull, cocaine diet, to a regular coke, cigarette gum, vodka redbull, cocaine diet. That’s an extra 200 calories a day, so she’s probably not going to bottom out just yet, but you can’t live long off cafeine and other substances, so our day will come. Let’s just hope that this bitch never meets Kelly Clarkson, because that Kelly Clarkson diet plan despite may save Lohan’s life and we don’t want any of that happening….
Here are some really fucking exciting pictures of Lohan and Ronson leaving Ronson’s house to the Filipinos/Mexicans to clean up their lesbian drug addict mess.
Bonus Here’s Some Lohan Slutty Conspiracy of the Day
I got this email. I thought it was funny….
CONSPIRACY THEORY: Where Lindsay Lohan Really Got the Name For Her New Self-Tanner
As many of you probably already know, Lindsay Lohan has her own brand of leggings called “6126 Leggings” and apparently the line has been so successful that she is expanding her line to include another product she loves to wear, self-tanner. I always thought 6126 was a stupid name for a brand and the name of her self-tanning mist is just as dumb, it’s called Sevin Nyne. Noticing that Sevin Nyne, is an obvious play on the numbers 7 and 9, I thought to myself, self, maybe 6126 is also a play on numbers? It only took a quick second to notice that 1+2+6=9, throw the 6 in front of the 126 and bam you got 69!I guess Lindsay loves the position so much she named her leggings after it which isn’t that much of a stretch considering her current relationship status. I bet she thought she was so smart disguising it the way she did.
Further, in regards to her new product, according to http://www.urbandictionary.com, the 79 is simply an enhanced version of the 69. If she loves the 69 enough to name her leggings after it, then I’m sure she also enjoys the enhanced version enough to name her self-tanner after it! This time around she tried to hide it by craftily spelling the words in an unconventional fashion but alas, my mind is as dirty as hers and I discovered this little conspiracy theory which I’m sharing here with the world.
Clever clever…someone call that guy from A Beautiful Mind…or the military…I think we’ve got a code cracker on our hands…someone who can help take down Korea!
Posted in:Deathwatch|Lindsay Lohan
2009
12
Mar
Paris Hilton and her Staged Hawaii Vacation of the Day
If any relationships are real in Hollywood, and not just an extension of their PR strategies, you know where they actually have a soul, connection, love, passion, interest in each other, then the Good Charlotte sister will probably be pretty fucking heavy hearted after seeing these pictures, but not as heavy hearted as when his one true love, his soulmate, his masturbation partner, settled with Nicole Richie and made babies.
Not that it matters because we aren’t faggot’s here and we don’t care about emotions, we believe if fuckin’ whores until our dicks bleed then fuckin’ them some more, you know stringing women along, lying to them, manipulating them and only doing it because they allow us to, not because we’re bad people, but because they are just retarded and like drama, like being mistreated and lied to and love suckin’ dick when they think it’ll get them something. Unfortunately, you’re still a virgin and I’m married to a fat chick I don’t like fucking, but that’s how we should be.
I guess the real joke in all this shit, is that there is no way these pictures aren’t staged, I’ve never gone scuba diving before, but I’m pretty sure there were no paparazzi down there waiting for a celeb just incase they were, but maybe that should be their new strategy, because under water bikini pics, will be something new to jerk off to, and trust me, we’re all lookin’ for that….
The sad news of the day is that Paris was attacked by a shark, but her vagina faught it off and she survived…the shark wasn’t so lucky…and either is this Reinhardt motherfucker.
Here they are getting ice cream…
Posted in:Hawaii|Paris Hilton|Vacation
2009
12
Mar
Britney Spears’ Bikini Ass Picture of the Day
These pictures of Britney came out a couple of days ago, but who the fuck cares when they came out. Someone emailed this picture to me and I felt the need to post it and I don’t necessarily know why. It’s probably got something to do with me having no interest in posting or reading my email today, but it probably has something to do with her ass not being tainted with her beat up crusty face.
I guess I should post the video for F-U-C-K-M-E video cuz it is hot.
Here’s some weird Asian version…
Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Britney Spears
2009
12
Mar
Jaoquin Phoenix Has a Stage Fight in Miami of the Day
I got this video from Ashton Kutcher’s twitter, because motherfucker is in the know, and the next Perez, while I am not. I am posting it because this is the kind of comedy I really appreciate. You know the shit you don’t know whether it is real or staged and pretty much fucks with the public and only funny to the people involved while onlookers are thinkin’ what the fuck’s going on here, unless they are clever enough to realize the guy he is fighting is a paid actor and all part of the prank. It’s good planning, good execution, and this kind of shit is so much better than some stand up comedy act. I’ve always wanted to stage stunts like this, I am just fucking lazy, so instead of hating on everything all the time, I’m starting my day with this because it is something I actually dig.
Here’s the source if you care…
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Posted in:Jaoquin Phoenix|Prank|Stage Fight
