2009
24
Mar
Everyone is freaking out about Hayden Panettiere’s haircut, you know cuz it’s short and closer to the brush cut she had when she didn’t pretend to be a girl and embraced her penis…I just wanted to say that I am not one of those people.
Posted in:Haircut|Hayden Panettiere|Shorts
2009
24
Mar
So Bree Olson was in Tampa doing some shock jock radio show called the Bubba Love Sponge Show, and it didn’t work out too well for her. She did some interview that went well, then agreed to jerk some “blind” guy off, because she has not problem playing along with jokes, or giving hand jobs.
Shit got bad when she found out that the guy she was jerking off, or about to jerk off wasn’t blind. I guess she took it personally, thinking they were making fun of her, or treating her like a fucking idiot and she ended up leaving the show, attacking the camera man. I think it’s pretty amazing.
Now a lot you don’t know this, but I talk to Bree Olson from time to time, and she’s just a fun loving girl who has fun with what she does, has a smile on her face, jokes around a lot and despite her Indianna small town accent, is really just a sweetheart.
Just yesterday I got a text from Bree, you know, since we’re in love, saying something like “i can’t wait to hang out again” or some shit, so these fuckers obviously did something pretty evil to her, and I guess since she’s family, that means they’re my enemies and as my enemies, I will have no choice but to declare war with this shitty Tampa radio show because she was just trying to be a good sport, and burning girls, so that they aren’t good sports for the rest of us, is some evil selfish behavior assholes.
Watch the video, you’ll like it.
Posted in:Bree Olson|Freakout
2009
24
Mar
Kim Kardashian’s the new cover girl of Complex, which is pretty convenient, because black guys fucking love her and Complex is all about rap and shit.
I always give her fat ass a lot of hate, but I figure I should lighten the fuck up, sure she’s a whore who used her pussy to get ahead, but there’s nothing wrong with that, that’s why girls have pussies to begin with.
I heard she had dinner with Vera Wang last night to discuss her wedding dress, so this fat ass is going to be hitched pretty soon, so if you have a guilty conscious when it comes to jerking off and can’t seem to get off to another man’s wife, then you better get busy, before it’s too late, not that that’s an issue anyone has, but whatever, I’m trying, give me a fucking break.
Here’s the video….
Posted in:Complex|Kim Kardashian
2009
24
Mar
I hung out with Cindy Crawford once, you know in the 90s when she was at the top of her game and I was one of the biggest fashion photographers in the industry, we had a little falling out when I told her to spread that pussy wider, when she was trying to be wholesome and all American and totally against spread eagle pussy shots and she got me kicked out of the industry because she’s just that powerful and my life has been on a downward spiral ever since.
Sure, that story was a total lie, but what difference does it make, it’s the fucking internet, I did see Cindy Crawford a few months ago when she was promoting some shitty furniture line at some discount furniture store, and she was pretty fucking amazing looking, the kind of girl who I should have run up to with my point and shoot camera and ask to spread that pussy wider, only to get escorted out by security, but I didn’t.
I did go to some weird strip club this weekened, where some slow, older stripper in costume got naked and soaped herself on stage, seems a little ambitious for a whore who makes her money when she charges people to grab her tits, but I guess I appreciated the effort.
Here are those allure pics, they hit the internet yesterday, I was napping….
Posted in:Allure|Cindy Crawford|Naked
2009
24
Mar
Nothing says closet case like a married man getting a blowjob in a back alley like shit was 1972 and was the only way a gay guy could get some hot sopr-anal. But let’s face it, just because dude plays an alpha male hooker fucker on TV, doesn’t mean he is one, the key word to all this is “actor” and everyone knows that all actors are poofters, straight men are busy working real jobs, it takes the homo gene to make a dude want to prance around on stage trying to get everyone to love you…in fact the whole acting thing is just silly…
Yeah, idiots, you don’t have to email me, I know he’s not getting a blowjob, this is what you call joke gone wrong.
Posted in:Back Alley Blow Jobs|Homosex|James Gandolfini
2009
23
Mar
I got this funny email….
We request an immediate removal of your blog on Lesa Amoore posted last September in which you have made slanderous profane remarks, and have illegally posted photos that are copyright protected.
If you had spent any time on what you call her “fan” page, you’d realize that it is about her work as a photographer and a writer, not her modeling career- although achieving enough success to be on Vogue covers internationally in a highly competitive career is not something to be discounted.
On a personal note, that one could become so aggressively bitter over a polite note sent in response to a “friend” request on a social networking site, makes me truly sorry for your mother: it must be incredibly disappointing for her to know that she raised a son that has no respect whatsoever for women, mothers, or himself, and has nothing better to do with his time than to create negativity in this world.
I have no idea what they are talking about or who this Lesa chick is, September was a long time ago, and real models and celebs don’t bother me, so her level of success is obviously questionable, like I reported but this was my response.
My mother is dead
On a personal note, I love how some useless cunt tries to threaten me to remove copyright material (my fucking writing) but feels the need to inject her personal opinion at the same time, like her opinion fucking matters. It’s just like a cunt who doesn’t know her place in the world, who probably should have never have been given access to a fucking computer, but who is probably ugly, because otherwise she’d occupy her time in a better way, and wouldn’t annoy people like me with her cunt opinion for calling some slut a slut because she uses her pussy to pay the fucking bills.
That’s what modeling is sweetheart and the real question is what Lesa’s mom thinks about her whore daughter prostituting herself, or is she just living out what momma taught her.
Here are my links….
Was Your Day As Fucking Shit As Mine Was? Relax a Little
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Kate Moss May Be a Selfish Bitch, But I’d Still Bang Her
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He’s a ScatMANSON!!
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I Would Most Def Bang Jessica Stroup and So Would You
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Is Keri Hilson a Ho or a Housewife?
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Everyone Needs a Cock Shot!!
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Reece Witherspoon Does Her Best to Pretend She’s Not Middle Aged, and Fails
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Yes, Jesus, Son of God, is a Moron
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Gabriela’s Gallery Makes a Bad Day Better
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Because The Duck Tape That Holds Your Blow Up Doll Together Won’t Hold That Much Longer
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Celebrities Riding Invisible Bicycles is Pretty Amazing
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Striptease of the Day
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Kanye West Has Some Brand New Jack Off Material
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Here’s Some Photos Of Joss Stone Making Out With Another Broad
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The On Kardashian Sister That Doesn’t Make ME Want to Puke
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How About a Britney Spears Camel Toe?
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Nicole Richie is a Wannbe Lady Gaga
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Next Time Katie Price Does a Photoshoot With Ponies, One of Them Better Be Fucking Her
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Lohan Pretty Much Pissed Away All Her Millions
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Eva Longwhoria is All Tied Up
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Introducing Beckie
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Guy Takes Out Sunbathing Girl With a Bucket of Shit – VIDEO
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And That’s What Happens When You Have Idiots For Friends
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Adriana is Getting Ready for Bed
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Find The True Love You Have Been Looking For, And By True Love, I Mean Pussy
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Daft Punk + Disney
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Why Emos Are Retarded
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Cindy CRawford is Pretty Much Naked
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Eva Mendes Lingerie
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Some Amateur Lezzies
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Lauren Conrad Pretty Much Sucks At Everything
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Bask in the Glory of Amanda Bynes Ass Cheeks
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Hanna Hilton Takes Off Her Lingerie
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This Jessica Simpson/Joe Simpson Father/Daught Molestation Relationship is Getting Fucking Weird
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Jane Goody is Dead
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David Letterman Just Ruine His Perfect Life
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A Collection of Banned Family Guy Clips
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It’s Official!!! MEGAN FOX AND DAVID 90210 ARE OVER!!
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Does Anyone Still Watch the Simpsons?
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The 5 Lamest Drinking Games Ever
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Jesus Fucking Christ! White Kids!!
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The Man A-Rod Was Fucking
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The 10 Worst Before they were Famous Commercials
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The Best Medical Condition to Marry – Sexsomniac
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Bonus – Some Brazilian Jungle Drums….
Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….Because I Spend Too Much Time on Twitter….
I need 100,000 followers and will cry / Suicide if I don ‘t get there…
Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
23
Mar
I don’t mind models, you know especially if they are the bikini or lingerie kind, it means they usually have decent bodies, or at least bodies you’d want to see half naked, not that I don’t mind seeing any body half naked, at least once, because I think it makes me a better person. Unfortunately, in my line of poverty and almost homelessness, meeting bikini and lingerie models is about as common as one of my friends winning the lottery, sure it probably happens, but I haven’t seen it.
Here is some model busting out of her top at some Fashion Show…
Posted in:Fashion Show|Tit
2009
23
Mar
Alex Curran is some WAG and that doesn’t mean she’s got a tail, it means she’s some UK Footballer’s wife. So when he’s out fucking groupies, she’s at home spending his money and the whole thing seems to work because he knows she’s just a whore with him because he’s a pro athlete, using him for his money, and she knows that if she wants to keep living the glamorous life of luxury, she’s gotta put up with his shit.
I keep seeing her name come up, so I assume that something’s going on in her personal life, I just haven’t managed to bother researching it, so if you have some time on your hand, you may want to look into that, or not, I mean who really gives a fuck…
Posted in:Alex Curran
2009
23
Mar
Scarlett Johansson has big tits. Everyone already knows that. Here she is in Vogue, showing them off. I am not sure what else you expect me to say about that. I mean I could go on about my wife’s big tits, or sucking big tits, or being in a grocery store and having a kid point at me and say look at his big tits, but I would rather just post this shit and forget about that little fucker and his making me self conscious.
Posted in:Scarlett Johansson|Tits|Vogue
2009
23
Mar
Here is Megan Fox busting out of her shirt because I guess that’s how you maintain your position as one of the most desirable girls in hollywood, you know by showing off her tits. Makes sense to me.
I guess the only thing that works against her is that I don’t think a sex symbol who has sex with one of LA’s most pathetic men, I mean I am sure LA is full of losers, but this guy is high up there on the list of losers, becuase his claim to fame was 90210, and despite that shit being popular 15 years ago, it was popular 15 fucking years ago.
Megan Fox needs to drop the security blanket that is her old boyfriend who she’s been dating since she was 12, when he was still relevant, and start exploring the cock that anxiously awaits her, especially considering Brian Austin Green will be waiting for her to come crawling back, because let’s face it, dude’s got little else goin on for him.
