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2009

05

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt is Pregnant on Set of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is playing a pregnant girl on her show the Ghost Whisperer. The good news is that she doesn’t need to get in costume. I don’t know if people actually watch this show, but I have heard stories from people who worked on set that involved staying out of her way when the food cart comes out, because the emotional eating is just fucking outrageous, especially now that her marriage was called off and she’s all alone, but being the star that she is, she pulled it together and made it work for her. I can only assume this pain from not having a baby and family of her own, channeled into her work playing a pregnant girl, will her an Academy Award, sure that shit’s not made for TV, but she is just that good that if she doesn’t get one, it is highway fucking robbery.

Again, I don’t know what I am talking about. It happens.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|Pregnant

2009

05

Mar

Gary Dourdan from CSI Gets a Lap Dance of the Day

Gary Dourdan is some CSI actor who was a guest on some show called Chiambretti Night out of Italy. Shit in Europe looks a lot more fun than shit in America, I mean they are known to be more open with nudity and sex where America is more open with guns and murder, and sure American TV’s got some hot pussy like Ryan Seacrest, but there’s just never enough half naked lap dances on the shit to make it worth my time, I guess I’ll just have to keep my poverty strip club with the ugliest fucking strippers around for that, not that I’ve gone to a fucking strip club in the last 6 months, which is pretty depressing because there was a time I was going daily, but I guess it’s all because of the economic crisis, that is my wife refusing to give me more than 20 dollars. I’ve already written too much about this so check out the pics.

Here’s a video of him doing a dance on the show, since I can’t find the lap dance video…it’s like they’re at a bad fucking club and the whole thing is fucking strange.

Posted in:CSI|Gary Dourdan|Lap Dance

2009

05

Mar

Cameron Diaz Dance Off of the Day

I am done with hating on Jimmy Fallon. I was talking to some people and they all thought he was garbage, his jokes were ripped off the internet, his interview skills were fucking shit and awkward, they reminded me of a bad job interview with a 7 year old, his skits were forced, but we all agreed that he is going to be bigger than Conan, because he’s an idiot, his set is nicer, he’s been in movies and SNL and people watch movies and SNL so he’s a bigger star that Conan, but after 3 days of sending him hate messages on twitter, I realize it is a losing battle, so I can stop going to my neighbor’s house to watch him crash and burn, which is a good thing because I think my neighbor’s into me in a way he probably shouldn’t be, but he sits on the couch right next to me and I catch him staring into my eyes when ever I look his way. He’s not gay or anything, I guess his life is like prison, you know since no woman will get with him.

Last night, he had Cameron Diaz on and this shit video is her hot dancing. He went to twitter to ask his followers for questions. My question was:

@jimmyfallon ask her if your show made her cry on opening night, not cuz her ex was on, but because it was miserable TV.

It wasn’t chosen.

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Dance Off

2009

05

Mar

A Couple Retired Supermodels Making Out With Each Other of the Day

Sure these aren’t pictures of Elle Macpherson and Claudia Schiffer actually making out with each other, but they should be, despite Katy Perry ruining my interest in girl on girl action so that every time I see any girl on girl action her Kissed a Girl garbage plays on repeat in my head, because I’d still be down to see it, since I grew up on these girls and 10 years too late is better than never…

I don’t know where these pictures were taken, but it seems like these ladies are doing everyday mom stuff, so I can only assume it’s some private island they drop ex models off at, you know so the public doesn’t get a tarnished vision of the perfection they once had, you know as they age and rot away into disgusting, it’s pretty much the same logic as to why you don’t want an open casket at your funeral, but I think that’s just overkill, let these whores into the general public, they’ve already had it too fuckin’ easy, let us use the private islands for for homeless people and people with Aids and homosexuals, you know to clean up our streets and make the world a better place.

Here are those pics.

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer|Elle Macpherson|Milf|Mom|Supermodels

2009

05

Mar

Some Paris Hilton Making Out With Her New Boyfriend of the Day

I am not going to make some cheap STD joke because it’s boring and I’m the kind of guy who gets annoyed of seeing the same shit over and over again, because we get it, she has herpes and so does everyone she fucks and there’s nothing funny about that, it’s disgusting, negligence and disrespect to her pussy, so why say shit like kissing her is like sucking on a sewage pipe, or after these pictures were taken the guy in the video died from the complications, or that after losing the bet last week and having had to lick the public toilet seat, nothing really phases this guy, but he best be using a fucking dental dam, a plastic tool that comes in handy for perverts and lesbians into dirty pussy lickin’.

What I will say though, is that I am posting this for her Good Charlotte sister, because nothing says I hate my ex girlfriend like seeing them with another guy, even if we know it’s a publicity stunt, a staged affair, bullshit, a lie, because everyone knows that no one in their right mind would date this whore, she’s a fuck her and leave her asleep in her pink sheets, only to never answer her calls, because that’s how you treat whores, and that this is only going to last a minute before she’s onto someone else.

The reason I am posting this for her Good Charlotte sister, because the heart makes people do crazy shit, I’m talkin’ murder suicide.

Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton walking down stairs…

Posted in:Make Out|Paris Hilton

2009

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I just found out that the 2 famous people I hate the most are going to be in Montreal 2 days apart, Lady Gaga on March 28th 2009, and Katy Perry on March 31st. I should do something to them, but I am uninspired, not that you care. But maybe you’ll care about that before she was famous picture of Katy Perry.

Here are my stepLINKS, more tomorrow…

Stimulate More Than The Economy
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Some NEw Sluts Dress Up Like Old School Sluts
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Pornage or Pwnage?
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The 9 Hottest Armenian Women Starring The Kardashians
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This is Pretty Much the Most Amazing Prank Ever
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Hey, Guys With No Legs Wanna Play Hockey Too
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Stacey Kiebler Can Wrap Those Pretty Legs Around Me
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Fun At The Bus Stop, Because People Like Me Are TOo Poor to Own a Car
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And This is Why I Hate Children
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Because The Days Pass Faster With Things to Occupy Your Time
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Kate’s Playground is More Than One Would Hope
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Who The Hell is Rocio Guirao Diaz, And Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet?
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A 2 for 1 Striptease of the Day
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Odette Yustman is Better Than Megan Fox, Because David 90210 Hasn’t Stuck His Peen In Her
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The Most Disgusting Video Ever Made May Just Hit The Internet Soon
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Some Chick Named Malin Akerman Panty Upskirt
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Charlize Theron is Divine
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Lindsay Lohan Death Watch, Day 54
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Because I Can’t Do Everything For You
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Everyone Hates Miley Cyrus
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Some Jaime Pressly
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TEacher Gets Stripped
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Schwarznegger at the Geneva Car Show Repping Bugatti and Some High End Cars While Cali Goes Broke…
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Keg Stand in a Thong
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Since Everyone Survived, Let’s Make Fun of the Hudson Plane Crash
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Well, Holly Madison’s Career is Officially in the Tank. If She Ever Had One…s
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Orgasms Courtesy of a Fucking Machines
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Jaime Hammer Hangs By the Pool
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Fun With Nunchucks
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The Kotex Beaver is Back
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This Rhianna Chris Brown Thing Just Keeps Getting More Fucked Up
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Iraqi Breakdance Battle
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Remember Gillian Anderson From X-Files
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All That Money and Aniston Still Looks Beat
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It’s Miss World Registration Day in Sydney
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How Else Are You Going To Attract The Women That Will Ruin Your Life?
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Meet Iga and Pull One Out
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Hollywood Continues It’s Decade Long Shitstorm
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You Don’t Even Have to Make Breakfast Anymore, Just Make It on Your Wii
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No Wonder Brad Pitt is So Fucking Rich
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Ride Hard and Live Free
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Girls Will Be Girls
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Some Texas Independant Babes
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Here’s a Beverage Holder That Can Make You Cum….
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Party Slut and Her Fake Titty Grab
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BONUS::::
Follow Me On Twitter…since No One Else Is….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

04

Mar

Amber Rose and Her Modeling Pictures of the Day

Kanye’s lesbian master of the strap-on was some kind of booty model before she was fuckin him up the ass because it’s not gay when a chick does it to you and because fucking Kanye up the ass has a serious upside, like getting more famous than doing free photoshoots for local ghetto magazines who pay you in donuts and $20 gift certificate to the local movie theater, and like lots of free clothes and the chance to tell your friends you fucked Kanye up the ass like the little bitch that he is….

I am not feeling this, but I am only into chicks with eating disorders because my wife’s and I are fat enough to make me never see an ounce of fat again, even when the fat is distributed awkwardly throughout her body, leaving her skinny in some spots and obese in others, making me feel like I had a fucking stroke lookin’ at her because I can’t make sense of it…..and fucking with every guy who hit on her and got a date with her back when she worked behind the cash at walmart/McDonald’s when they could only get a good view of the waste up.

I know some of you dig this big booty shit, so I’ll fucking post it, but I’d rather it be in video…. but all I could find was this bikini car wash shit…..that I don’t think is her….

And some Women in Song Shit….

And the Best Mall Performance of All Time….I think this may be Lady Gaga Before she was Famous….

Here are those pics….

Posted in:Amber Rose|Kanye|Lesbian|Model

2009

04

Mar

Kim Kardashian in Some Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know which Kardashian this is because they are all the fucking same. I don’t know when these bikini pictures were taken because I have no interest in finding out. I just know that whoever this is, she’s taking some pictures for her 2010 Calendar, something you can all put on your Christmas list, because you know seeing Kardashian in a bikini is the best way to want to motivate yourself to lose weight, get it, cuz she’s fat.

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2009

04

Mar

Some Mischa Barton Stolen Party Pics of the Day

I figured I’d dig into my rich LA kid vault and pull up recent pictures of Mischa Barton partying, because they are her friends. I’m talking kids from really rich producers, owners of TV stations, record executives, who all moved to New York together after graduating high school together, to live the bohemian independent life in the Lower East side, all funded by daddy and mommy or grandpa. You know where they live in artist lofts, pretend to be artists, do drugs and party to waste time with each other, only to fly back home on weekends on their private jets to have their maids do their laundry, or to party with their friend who hasn’t made the move yet, or their cross-country lover, they have so they can ichat and be emo about. They are like hipsters only they aren’t poor, they just latch onto whatever the next big thing and ride it out motherfucker until something more interesting comes along, and I’m not hating, who really gives a fuck, at this point everyone’s got a better life than me, so I’ve come to terms with my shit, as Mischa Barton slowly sinks deeper and deeper into shit, at least when she goes broke, she’ll be able to call on them to bail her out. Good planning….


UPDATE:
The rest of the pictures are here, they got leaked 3 weeks ago and I just don’t pay much attention, good times…
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Posted in:Mischa Barton|Parties

2009

04

Mar

Vanilla Ice Performing at Some Club of the Day

Vanilla Ice performed at some club recently. I guess it is nice that he’s still around, I mean how else could society survive without having some identity crisis to blame all that is wrong in the world on, but the truth is that Ice Ice Baby has become a legendary song, cooler artists with actual longevity don’t have the international recognition that this motherfucker and his stupid tattoos had. I don’t know what the hell’s going on at the show, you know with the girls freaking out because they’ll talk to anyone famous, or the psycho Santa Claus, but I do know it’s putting me in the Christmas spirit, I’m gonna go convince a girl on the bus to sit on my lap and tell me what she wants liek the good old days as a mall santa, some of my best memories of when I was suicidal.

Here’s some Vanilla Ice Apology for his Career Video…for some Virgin Ad….

Posted in:Concert|Pure Nightclub|Vanilla Ice