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2009

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email today…

I think I’m supposed to hate you because of feminism and all that shit, but I can’t bring myself to do it. I love your site. Love it. My husband doesn’t get it, and thinks that I’m a big fat lesbian now, but whatev. Humor seems to escape him most days.

Thanks for all the laughs,

So someone with a vagina appreciates what I do. Take that all you haters and by all you haters I mean my one hater and that person is me.

Here are my links….

Because a Live Show is the Only Way to Go
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Megan Fox’s Tits and Vagina Are Officially Available for Public Pillaging
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Close Ups Of Adriana Lima’s Tits
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Some Snobby French Squirrel Goin Nuts
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Which Oscar Hottie Would You Stick Your 2 Inch Peen Into?
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The Lost Ending to Back to the Future. And No, Doc and Marty Don’t Go Homo For Each Other
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Kevin Garnett Will Shut You Down!
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I Can Think of Many Places For Eliza Dushku to Stick Her Alien Tongue
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Farewell to Thee, A-Rod. Hope the performance Enhancement and Shrunken Penis Was Worth It
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Because You Need the Tools of the Trade to Do a Job Right
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Mike DeStefano is a Future Black Man
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Denise Milani Does What She Does Best
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The Octomommy’s 15 Minutes of Crazy Continues to Reach New Levels of Insanity
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So THAT’S What God Was Thinking When He Created Man
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Sophie Monk Was Gracious Enough to Put Her Nipples On Display
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Brooke Hogan’s Thong Slip Stirs Images of the Cock She is Hiding Up Front
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Taylor Momsen is Kind of Hot, If Your into the Try-Hard-Junkie-Jailbait Type Thing
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David Beckham Sells viagra in China, Probably Because Sleeping Next to Posh Makes His Penis Shrivel
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Rachel Bilson is Sporty Cute Casual as Usual
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Find the Whore You’re Looking For
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Evan Rachel Wood’s Vagina Can’t Stay Away From Marilyn Mansons
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If eHarmony Worked for Kim Jong Il, It Can Work for Even You
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Some Mardi Gras Video Amazingness You Will Never Experience Firsthand
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Anyone Who Rides a Scooter Deserves to Be Humiliated Anyways
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Port-O-Potty Running Mans
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Lindsay Marie is Lovely
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I Don’t Know What a Wiffle Ball Is, But Hitting Someone in the Nuts With One Looks Fun
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Riley Chase Brings Tuesday Good Times
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Wentworth Miller Can Suck My Balls. This is a REAL Prison Break
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You May Wanna Think Twice About Eating That Candy Bar
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Pheobe Price is So Disgusting. Seriously, Why is This Bitch Famous?
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Jorgie Porter is Wearing Nothing But Panties
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Because the Best Stories Don’t Actually Need a Storyline
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You Must Take a Look at Bridget
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Avril Lavigne Promos Her Stupid Piece of Shit Clothing Lines
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Miranda Kerr and Her Hot Legs Go Down Under
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Cassandra is Taking It All Off
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Charles Barkley is Going to Jail
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9-1-1 FAIL
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Itty Bitty Titty Tuesday
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Is Beyonce Made of Plastic?
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A Mardi Gras Gallery from Today
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The Kardashian’s Talking About their Bed Chimp
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Weird Immigrant Music Video with Girl Asses….That is Supposed to Be Funny…
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Naked Chicks With Kicks
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Shia Labeouf is a Little Pussy Faggot…He Hates The World Because It Hurts Too Much to Take Dick or some shit…
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The Hottest Lady Gaga Video Ever
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The Trailer for the Amazing Short Movie Called Boob.
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See What Some Clothed People Look Like Naked….
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Dorito Pussy
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds

Some Girl Grabs Her Bare Pussy and Shows Off Her Tits
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Some Ridiculous Porn Clips I’ve Come Across

Girl Fucking While Her Deaf/Mute Dad is in the Room
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Plump Granny Seduces Boy
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How To Ruin Your Own Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

24

Feb

Lily Allen is Furry Fetishist of the Day


Lily Allen finally found a community that would accept her as a sex object and that is the Furries/Plushies mainly because it covers up her fat body.

In my defense for always calling her out for being fucking ugly, fat and unappealing, the Furries/Plushies community is pretty easy to be desirable in, because it’s one of those things that not that many people are into or even know about, and because it is weird. It’s not the kind of fetish you try out with a girl bring the girl home from the club, because trying to get her into a mascot costume to rub up against her doesn’t always go over well.

Maybe this is just therapy for the loss of her child, you know dressing up like the toys she should be playing with and picking up off the nursery floor. Fucking hippies…

Either way, Lily Allen looks better than ever in this shit, because she’s always had a body that needed to be covered up.. or left in the barn….

Here are some pictures of the Furry Convention because it’s more interesting that Lily Allen
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Posted in:Asshole|Lily Allen

2009

24

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Get McDonald’s of the Day

Lindsay Lohan addressed concerns the public has because those topless pics I posted yesterday surfaced and she looks like death. Her people needed to do damage contro, so they sent her to pretend to get McDonald’s, because nothing says I am not a coked up, self destructive, girl with an eating disorder like pretending to eat the shittiest quality food out there. Good example for the kids, you cunt, I’d say you’re really the right thing to look up to, but remembered thatkids know who Lohan is anymore, she’s just a nobody. She deserves some love for this shitty performance.

The real confusing thing in all this is that asian/mexican/ethnic of somesort guy who sneaks out from behind the gate. Is he their laborer, is he their drug dealer, is her lohan’s sex slave she bought off some seedy website. I guess we’ll never know, because they’ll kill him before they let him open his mouth. That’s just how psycho’s do things.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|McDonalds

2009

24

Feb

Christina Milian in King Magazine of the Day

Christina Milian King Magazine photoshoot

I have loved Christina Milian since seeing her get covered in mud like a dirty little whorein her one hit wonder album a few years back that I assume she’s trying to recreate. I assume she’s been dropped by her original label and that is why she’s been laying low but after deciding to go with myspace records, she’s recorded an album and now she’s doing her promotional rounds.

She ended up on the cover of King Magazine because I guess she’s black or appeals to black people and by black people I mean white suburban kids who buy magazines they think are for black people so they can act more black and garner some street cred, while real black people are too busy being gangsters, rappers or reading Fortune to bother picking shit up.

On a side note, I fell in love with a black girl last night, it was at the movies, she was tall and luxurious, I tried making eye contact, until her hoodrat boyfriend came and I felt it was better to not get shot.

Here is Milian doing her King Magazine thing…

Here’s her music Video I’ve Posted Before….

Us Against The World – Official Music Video

Posted in:Christina Milian|King|Photoshoot

2009

24

Feb

Jessica Alba Pretends to Like her Kid of the Day

Here’s some Jessica Alba staged pictures of her and her kid playing and like she’s the love of her life, because of the negative press she’s recently got from me about how she wants nothing to do with her kid, not even breast feed it. Well I don’t buy this shit, you’re an actor and everything you do is a lie, a very bad actor and this is bullshit.

As soon as they got home she locked the kid in the soundproof room in the basement where she keeps him so he doesn’t bother her. She has some immigrant women care for him between days her and her publicist agree she should bring him out to light and pretend to be having the time of her fucking life being a “mom” photo opportunity.

Posted in:Fake|Jessica Alba|Kid

2009

24

Feb

Christie Brinkley’s Daughter Depresses Me of the Day

I grew up jerking off to Christie Brinkley’s modeling pics, it was the 80s, I was a virile young man who hadn’t found the value in cheap hookers and together we had a pretty wholesome coming of age relationship. She was with me the first time I ever stuck anything in my ass to heighten orgasm, she was with me when I jerked off in the school bathroom, she was with me when I asphyxiated myself with my belt the first time, she was with me the first time I fucked an inanimate object and with me the for the first 20 or 30 times I fucked ugly chicks.

I remember staring to hate her when she married Billy Joel. I remember hating her more when she got pregnant with him and I remember being excited when I found it was a girl 13 years younger than me, thinking that by the time she was 18, we could maybe fuck. Then I forgot about the whole thing, I turned 16, I got my driver’s license, I got on with life and I couldn’t be bothered remember Brinkley or any other model or celebrity, I was too into living and by living I mean slowly killing myself.

When I came across these pictures of Alexa Ray Joel last night, I didn’t believe it. Christie Brinkley was a blonde goddess, not some hooked nose rat, I guess Billy’s seed is strong, or should I say Billy JEW’s seed is strong….

I was reminded of those years, the hope, the memories, the good times, but horribly faced with the reality that Alexa Ray Brinkley is no Christie. I guess it only makes sense since my life is filled with disappointment.

Here are her pics in some stupid outfit from the other day….

It turns out the as nepotism does, she’s a recording artist, because modeling wasn’t really an option an here is a boring perfomance video….I have no idea how a 20 year old would get into this kind of music…I am posting it because she’s disappoints me.


Here’s Her Myspace….
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That said, I’d still fuck her, just to get a chance to accidentally walk in on her mom in the bathroom, or sleeping, or some shit. And I feel for her, because it must suck to live a life in your mother’s shadow. All she can do is blame Billy.

Posted in:Christie Brinkley|Daughter

2009

24

Feb

Kelly Clarkson’s Pretty Fucking Disgusting of the Day

Remember when you had a thing for Kelly Clarkson and you’d get mad at me for calling her a pig. You know when you thought she was the hottest popstar out there because she reminded you of the girl next door, because in reality, she was the girl next door. I’d say shit about how you can tell she’s a fat chick hiding in a skinny girl’s body because of contracts, I’d compare her to Ruben Studdard and I’d get so much fucking hate, like she meant so much to you, like she represented the American Dream, like thinking she was fat was against god’s way and was unpatriotic because she was an American Idol. Well Guess what, I win.

Well actually it looks like the dessert tray won, you know night after night after night, getting her fatter and fatter until reaching this point of fat, which as far as I am concerned is too fat to be seen in public but just fat enough to marry and and treat like the shit that she is to ensure food is on your table every night while living off her fortune.

Here she is in other clothes, I guess she was so excited to find shit that fit that she couldn’t wait to show the world….

Posted in:Disgusting|Fat|Kelly Clarkson

2009

24

Feb

Kanye’s Lesbian Hipster Girlfriend Dressed Like a Clown of the Day

If you’re wondering why Kanye’s dating some lesbian hipster, it’s because she’s got a haircut he can deal with as long as he fucks her from behind and she answers to the name, Jeff.

Here are some pictures of Amber Rose, Kanye’s Girlfriend, and her Ex-Girlfriend…Doing Some PG Dyking Out
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Posted in:Hipster|Kanye West|Lesbian

2009

24

Feb

Amanda Bynes’ Retard Face Snobs Homeless Guy in Video of the Day

Here’s a video of Amanda Bynes and her cunt friend ignoring a homeless guy in a wheelchair as they jump into her 60,000 dollar car. Her raspy friend who I’ll call “The Jew” says “Sorry, excuse me”, pretty much a passive aggressive “Ew, you’re gross, fuck off”, to the homeless guy as her begs desperately for some change, asking them to have a heart,which I guess he figured out, they don’t have because they are vapid little hollywood cunts who think they are hotter than they actually are.

Sure Amanda Bynes hasn’t worked in a long time and her groupie’s only job has been working her way into Amanda Bynes’ entourage, hoping for the tail-end of her fame, so they were too pre-occupied to hear his screams of serious hunger and pain.

Assholes.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Chipmunk|Legs|Pudgy

2009

24

Feb

Katy Perry Pretends to Play Guitar of the Day

Katy Perry is keeping things weak, fabricated, contrived, staged, fake, and totally fucking bullshit by bringing out her guitar on stage at some event somewhere in Europe.

Not only is her entire record deal and idea of talent some kind of lie I don’t fucking understand, as is the fact that people like hearing her fake sexual fantasies in song and give her attention for it, despite her dyking out being really disgusting, you know like the ugly lesbian in high school who was a lesbian because no one would take her boyish good looks to prom and vagina was the only answer, but the biggest lie of it all is that she’s got sex appeal just because she’s got big tits and some perverts give her attention for it, when in reality, she’s just fat.

So I guess seeing her rock the guitar fits in with everything else she’s doing and it’s just another reason to hate her a little more than I did yesterday. Thanks Katy Perry. You cunt.

Posted in:Fake|Guitar|Katy Perry