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2009

14

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I was sitting on a chair at a coffee shop earlier today and I swung my arm back, just as a girl was walking by and I ended up giving her the hardest cunt punch of all time, I am talking a cunt punch Chris Brown would respect, and when I told her I was sorry, she told me it wasn’t a big deal, she barely felt anything. Now I don’t know what was going on by my arm was fucking killing me so either I am a pussy or her pussy is dead.

Speaking of pussy, it’s the night before Valentine’s Day, all the single ladies won’t be waiting for you to put a ring on it, unless you mean put you’re dick in it. It is serious fucking business for horny dudes everywhere, cuz bitches feel inadequate and will lower themselves to sleep with you but just for tonight, so take advantage and slaughter that shit like Jason with his machete, because it is Friday the 13th after all and pussy is much better when it’s too sore to run away…

Here are my links….

I Know You’re Friday Night Won’t Be Half As Interesting As Mine
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Aubrey O’Day Gets Her Slut on With Hef
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10 Most Racist Moments on TV
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A Homemade Rocky Movie is Better Than The Real One
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Some Girl FUcking a Baseball Bat Cuz It is the American National Sport and She’s Keeping it Real By Treating Her Pussy Like the Whore it Is.
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Tracy Jordan is Amazing
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Amanda Bynes is Gift Wrapped Just For You
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Halle Berry May Have Ruined Her Vagina With a Baby, But she’s Still Okay With Me
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A Very Lucid Stimulous Package
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If Jaime Pressly Put a Bag Over Her Head, I Would Totally Fuck Her
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Just Plain Sexy
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Some Kid That Looks Like He’s Five Made a Baby Over in Britain
(seriously, Check This Out)
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The Octo-mom Wrote Angelina Jolie a Letter
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Hunting Amy Winehouse Video
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Striptease of the Day
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Pam Anderson Really is Trailer Trash
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I can’t Get Enough of This Aishwarya Rai
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Apparently Chris Brown Has Been Kicking Rhianna’s Ass For Awhile Now
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lohan and Ronson Are Wasting Away
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Jana Jordan is Doing Laundry
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Biggest Deep Throat I’ve Ever Seen
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Britney Spears Makes a Fool Out of PEREZ HILTON for her Tour…AMAZING…This Guy is a Talentless Hack Holding the Fuck On While Being Laughed at By All, No Amount of Money in the World Would Make Me Do What He Does….
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Some Bartender Sluts….
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Hot Chicks Naked Sky Dive
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Lexi Belle And Her Little Friend
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Tourist Fights Back
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Eve Laurence is Busty
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The Gladiator Death Battle!s
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Why Hello Kate Bosworth!
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Nella and Zafira Are All Over Each Other
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How About a Mini Me?
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Meet Tori Praver
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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So THAT’S How Love Works!
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Secrets From the Carnies!
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Amy Reid does it Again
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Kristin Kreuk Is Sexy
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Tijuana Prostie Beatdown
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Cars Take Over the World, 1 Light Switch At a Time
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Show Your Tits or Die
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As If Gossip Girl Isn’t Bad Enough
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Not Again You Fucking Assholes
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G is for GANGSTA
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Some Vegas Bikini Whores…
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BONUS – stepCONTEST of the Day

Here’s a stepCONTEST I am not getting gaid to promote, but figured some of you may like the prize, so I am doing it for you….

This is an HBO Show called EASTBOUND AND DOWN contest…..here’s a clip….

The prize is:


Entourage 4th Season
Flight of the Concords 1st Season
Little Britain USA 1st Season

Email Me Nudes or Something I’ll Like and I’ll Decide who wins……info(at)drunkenstepfather.com

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

13

Feb

Goldie Hawn’s Grandma Tits of the Day

Since I am on this old slutty bitch’s with money kick, I figured it would only make sense to post these pictures of grandma Goldie Hawn and her sloppy saggy grandma tits in a see through dress, because I have a feeling this new fetish of mine is only going to last a minute, and because some of my fondest memories were spent peeping on my grandma getting ready for church, you thin grey arms and ridiculously large bra that scarred me for so many years, have finally found a place in my masturbation catalog.

That said, for those of you who aren’t feeling the whole sex with an old lady thing, I figure these pics can double as some Friday the 13th shit that horror movies and nightmares are made of, but I just think you’re being close minded….but then again if her tits aged this grcefully, and by gracefully, I mean shitty, just imagine what her pussy looks like…I’m thinking a monster, or rotting flesh or maybe even some sort of sea creature of some sort and none of that matters cuz here are the pics.

Posted in:cleavage|Goldie Hawn|Granny|Slut

2009

13

Feb

Some Hot Ivana Trump Vacation Pictures of the Day

Seeing a 65 year old multiple divorcee socialite on vacation with a random man just doesn’t do the same thing to me as seeing a hot young piece out being a slut on vacation.

I guess I am a racist against old ladies and couldn’t care less how many cocks their desert storm pussies explore or have explored because they are already disgusting to me and nothing they could do could turn me off as much as they already do.

The only thing that could redeem them in my mind is if they shot a sex tape that starts when one of these fuckers is getting their soiled depends changed by the other one, and out come the dentures and in goes the half hard dying cock, but that’s just because it’d be funny.

Either way, here she is on vacation, maybe I should give old ladies more love, especially the financially stable ones…

Posted in:Ivana Trump|Shorts|Slut|Vacation

2009

13

Feb

Some Chicks Shaking Their Asses Like It’s Their Job of the Day

It’s Friday, we’re all tired of working, not that what I do is really work, but more an addiction to sitting on a computer because it makes for a good excuse not to do other things in life, but I figure what better day to post this very EXCLUSIVE video of some no name stripper sluts who were hired to spend 3 days in Vegas at the Adult Expo to stand by a booth and shake their asses. Sure shit happened a month ago, but I’m slow on the uptake, whatever the fuck that means, I just hear people say it and wanted to drop it like it’s hot.

Posted in:Ass|AVN|Booty Shake|stepTV

2009

13

Feb

Some Jessica Simpson Concert Pictures of the Day

The funny thing about Jessica Simpson’s weight gain is that shit happened overnight, I mean sure we all saw her struggle with it her entire career, with titties like that, it was just a matter of time before the rest of her followed, but she went from tight to sloppy over the fucking holidays or some shit and that’s some serious binge eating. Sure it’s probably gotta do with her getting older and her metabolism getting slower and maybe with realizing that the Country world is more accepting of you when you look like farm animals or Winonna Judd, but I think it has to do with emotional eating that stems from feeling inadequate, but that’s just because that’s how I like all my girls.

I don’t know why anyone gives a fuck about whether she’s fat or not, or why she’s trying to dress like a fat chick trying to hide the fat chick in her by using fashionable tricks, to make her look skinny, something that always makes me laugh when my wife tries to pull it off, like when she comes to me and says “does this vertical stripped black shirt make me look thin” and I have to tell her than no optical illusion, drug, would make her look skinny, not even fucking blindness would make her look skinny, because his heightened sense of sound would force him to listen to both you choking on your fucking chin, but more importantly getting fatter by the fucking minute.

Here are her concert pics.

Posted in:Concert|Jessica Simpson|Pictures

2009

13

Feb

Kim Kardashian Looks More Ethnic Than Usual of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian getting her nails done and she’s lookin’ more ethnic than ever.

Seriously, not sure what it is, but these pictures scream that bitch just got off the boat and is eager to learn about American traditions and take advantage of the “free world” and “land of opportunity” until realizing it is impossible to get work, forcing her to trust some sleaze who introduces her to the underground sex trade turning that dreamy look of excitement and innocence ready to embrace adventure and turnin’ the look her eyes into nothing but despair and fear, realizing that life back in Iran wasn’t so bad after all and if only she could have known what she was getting herself into before escaping the country and knowing that she’d give anything to get the fuck back there because life wasn’t as bad as they made it out to be, and America wasn’t as good as she was told and all she wants is to just hug her mother because she’s so alone and afraid and just needs a fucking hug…

I don’t know if that made sense, I am tired and dyslexic so nothing really makes sense to me. Just words floating around the screen.

Posted in:Ethnic|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

13

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Continues to Personally Offend Me of the Day

When I first moved out of Mexico I got pretty heavy into Punk Rock. I couldn’t really name all the bands I was listening to at the time, it was the 80s, and I have a pretty shitty memory, but I can remember listening to everything from The Misfits, to the Dead Kennedy’s, but my favorite band of them all was The Descendents. The last album I bought of theirs was Everything Sucks in the late-90s, I saw them in concert a bunch of times, I used to listen to their shit on repeat, I was a huge fan, I even met their guitar player on the street once and gave him props, something I never do because I don’t respect anyone and I am a fan of nothing, so seeing Lohan and her psycho personality disorder drug addicted body, even if she’s not wearing pants, just makes me fucking mad. I feel like she’s personally trying to get under my skin and piss me off, but at least we all know that the day her heart gives out on her is comin’ quicker than her skinny crazy self knows.

Posted in:Cunt|Lindsay Lohan|Offensive|Psycho

2009

13

Feb

Miss France Out in Her Bikini of the Day

Her name Chloe Mortaud, she’s supposed to be Miss France, I don’t know who is who in these pictures, I figure what’s the point in really trying to figure out, she’s already a huge disgrace to her country, as the only reason people know about France is because the wine is cheap and the women are topless, in case you didn’t realize, none of these girls are topless, so that’s makes them nothing but big bushed, cheese eating, arrogant french rats, something I can normally see past when the French girl in question is topless or having anal on the first date making her country proud.

Posted in:Bikini|Chloe Mortaud|Miss France

2009

13

Feb

Some American Idol Slut Shopping in Bikinis of the Day

I just spent more time cropping and uploading these pictures than this bitch in them has spent being famous, not that American Idol novelty acts make you famous, but that’s okay, I’ve got nothing better to do with my time than focus my attention to some nobody bikini shopping on a show I can’t fucking stand, except for that whole Ryan Seacrest motherfucker, that guy gives me boners and I’m not even gay, he just reminds me of a high school girl that I just can’t help but want to pick him up after class in my kidnapper van and break his little pussy in, if you know what I mean….which may be a challenge, since I don’t know what I mean.

Here’s Katrina Darrell in some staged bikini shots, cuz that’s all she’s good for, even though she’s made it into the top 100 singers in America according to American Idol.

Posted in:American Idol|Bikini Model

2009

13

Feb

Paris Hilton Denies Getting Rihanna Beat the Fuck Up of the Day

I didn’t know that Paris Hilton had a thing with Chris Brown and that people are speculating that she’s the girl who texted him that spiraled into Rihanna getting beat the fuck up like the second rate citizen she is, but then again, why the fuck would I know that? I don’t live in LA, Paris Hilton has a history of getting her beak of a nose into every scandal she can and when it comes to celebrity of the moment cock, Paris is the number one groupie, following them around, working her way into their pants, by tricking them into thinking she’s famous too, when all her career is, is an excuse to get cock because we all know she didn’t do it for the money, but she did it for the celebrity power that gets her all the cock she wants from even the A-Listers and it doesn’t really matter, because she denies any involvement, but loves the attention and she shows off her stupid Kanye blind-glasses, I thought the cheesy Jewish kids at Bar Mitzvah’s and Sweet 16s stopped on these shits 6 months ago.

I tried staging a Rihanna protest, where I got guys together to burn Rihanna CDs and posters and shit for ruining Chris Brown’s career, bitch. Unfortunately, no one showed up and even my friend who owes me a favor thought it was stupid, but I am still going on this mission because seeing and accepting a non-American taking an American’s job and hating on him for the fight he put up is unpatriotic.

Posted in:Chris Brown|Paris Hilton|Rihanna